Walford High School - Treasured Memories Yearbook (Walford, IA)

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S O C I A L What happened to the Freshman Class on the night of September 16? Did any of them get sick from their ride in the barrel? From all reports, there were no disastrous results when the Juniors played host at initiation, but we were glad not to be a poor nFreshieH. Everyone else had a swell time! And such a huge lunch! My stummickl nspooky isn't 1t?n NIS that a mask or your face? These comments were heard at the Halloween Party on October 1 It vas an Noverall and Jean party given by the Senior Clrss for the high school and faculty For lunch we refreshed ourselves on chocolate malts, popcorn, and apples A uwitchy tlme was had by all Santa Claus came to the high school pupils in invisible form on the afternoon of December 19 Everyone received presents in the Christmas exchange and had a good time at the Christmas p rty The entire scrool presented our annual Christmas program on December le Following the prot1am D lunch was served to parents nd other guests Proceeds went into the fund for the movie projector OTHER EVVNTS Valentine Party February Box Social January 42 Junior senior Banquet Spring L Qi ' FQ K 'ef Q-sl ' L pf wi 9 ef, S K al f 3 .. Lax N A N f M HX X asf! X 'Cx Gd-' xf X Alf M 5 . ', K N - - 5 CJ: E1 ts -r f'f' QCQSVZ 'I , ' ' C , ., EV' , Libqf 'L v,' kg? 1 x N Ili? j 'rs 1 ff X .iQLfg3352yA R, ' 33551. ' ffm -2- O , K gf 55 , 5u5 4 :' ,',. fNQf7 Ylwhg -- ,h I V, fh , I , -N , I A .sf , .,,. QE i W Arf. 1 - ' A4I,. fai 4 4 ag we p Q 1 ij? .umziyzj lvll V,----. gkx If ff J J -Q X X

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HUMOR DID IOU HVAR BOUT THF IORON WhO Took liquor to bed with him so he could sleep tight? Turned the lights offoin his car because someone told hinn he stripped his gears Thought mushroom was a place to neck? Backed off the bus to keep a lady from grabbing his seat? Took his nose apart to see what made it run? Jumped through the screen and strained himself? Put his ro e out the window so the wind could blow 't2 Thoufht he w s golng to have pupp'es because he heard his stomach arowli Went into Q field and took ofi his clothes to shock the corn? Put his head in the oven so he could have a baked bean? Invented spaphetti worked it out of the noodle? Wore a cellophane suit because his docter told him to watch lis stomach? Went to a show becau e his leg was in the cast? Was a magician so he went around tie corner and turned into a drugstore? Shaved off all his hair to see if he had a bl ckhead? Thirty dave hrth September April, June, and no wonder, All the rest have peanut butter Except Crandma she's got a little red tricycle Beware of women who stroke your hair They frequentlv are out after your scalp Q a f 1, M, l A Aj' may 0 As a female snake said nSomeday you'll come crawling back to me Then there was the waitress hho walked up to the customer at the restaurant counter and said Uwe have apple ple, raisln pie, and honey pie that's e ' Lawyer, reading cl1ent's last will and testament to a circle of expectant relatives 'And so, being of soun m nd, I spent every damn cent I had before I died ' DAFFYNITIONS Income I opened the door and income a cat Butter She wanted to go butter mother wouldn't let her Wiggle She wears her hat all the t me because she's afraid her wiggle come off Falsify When I put a book on my head, it falsify move f vw ,ix lf. ,,a-I JJ r ' A A n ' ---- AJ Lx J N 4 L V A S . .L 5 ' 4. r . -1 I 1 s . I a 'K' 'N' 'X- . X ' 1 7 . - I 'X' -I? 46 I . . U , . ii- '36 'K- ,, f x We Q la. -. I f. . If . X N me ' 4 A 4 2 '94 if r :.' Ag-a A. . - -. . D - X .-:-.au I eu 6- ,521 23:1 ' 4-P - 1 - EB Pai I x 'X ,I. 'X . XP p 1 , 4 'K' -I6 6? nA ' . . -- m .' V : ' d 1 .' 4? -If -K- 0 - V g , . - L .4 . . ' 0 'li' 'li' -ll- ! vnyg.-5:31-I' f 571 r Q 4 ' e ZQE? v, s. h 9 rf Ki p! X v. E '5 'L- Haven.: V M V .'-nl fgft g, V-gy, A 4 X G M .fan . I 4-??'.s,J.? 4- ' ' W . Lv ' l ,x'v11f1'f asf J v- '