Waldport High School - Shamrock Yearbook (Waldport, OR)

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SDIIOR CLASS WILL le, the graduatirg class of June l9l.9, being of sound mind and body do hereby testify the following to be our last will and testament as students of laldport High School. le do, therefore, bequeath then devise the following to those deligaated md hope they will renaber the Seniors of 'L9 with kind thoughts. Janne wstkim 1 leave my mule. to Louise nngiey. Shirley McGinnis: I leave q share of 'Lovers Lane' to Martin and Bob. LaYome Leek: I leave my ability to keep a nn to lmda Diggs. Darwin Christa I leave U ability to get along with the Coach to Billy. . llary Tholpson: I leave q 0regon's llistake' to Doris Harper in hopes she!- ll learn to drive. Alice Sloneckers I leave lv wicked eye to flirt to llarilee Allen. Holly Lira: Itleave my ability to drive our 'Chev' to myone that wants Tomy Boysen: I leave my ability to be late to World History to anyone that santa it. Lloyd Hyde: I leave my ability to get along with Lunar to Louise Ting- ey. llarie Nelson: I leave ey hair to Dave Goodnn. Ame Hays: I leave ny curly bmgs to Edris Williams. Joyce Baker: I leave ny ability to flirt to Janet Blackman. Ron B-idcxours I leave q women troubles to like Jemen. Dennis Slonecker: I leave lr. Lusar to next years Social Bc. class. Don lanlessz I leave ny place on the Basketbdl teal to John lells. Kenny Rolphx I leave athletic abilities and ny rare collection of pipes to be divided equalh among Dave Goodnn and Dilly. Hilton Olsen: I leave my mustache to Rodney Jensen. Chester French: I leave sv crew cut to Don Pomarsne. Lloyd Hockens: I leave my ability to get good gndes to Robert Lee. NX x l 1' 15 I X Y 3 I 51-1?'j! jwnxh ers' s f 4' 's's o ' gg.: A,

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CLASS PROPHECI The class of l.9 is having their long planned reunion at the local high school, where lr. and Irs. Francis Harter are the host and hostess. llrs. Harter is superintendent of all the schools in Oregon. Flash! Here comes HILTON OLSEN driving a bus. It seuss that he wants his children to get to school every day, so he has his own bus line. The former JEANINE WATKINS Cwife of llajor llilton Ieomanl has arrived from the Hawaiian Islands, where her husband has been stationed for the past ten years. Senator KDINETH ROLPH has just flown in from leshington, where he was helping the President with lorld Problens. Strangely enough, since Kenny has been help- ing, the world has gone through its worst crisis. MARIE NELSON, a famous movie actress, has forsaken her career as a pharm- clst. She has recently finished the movie 'Life in la1dport. LLOYD HOCKEIIA, with his wife, hrline Larsen, is living in Alsea. Lloyd is the honorable myor of Alsea. ALICE SIDNECKER was seen driving in from Reno, where she divorced her fif- teenth husband. She gets 31000 a month alimony - no wonder she can't stay single! LIAR! THQIIPSON just flew in from Dayton, Ohio. She is a torch singer in one of lhyton's leading night clubs, and only recently nude a hit of the song, 'Three Blind lice. s DLL! Clifej LIRA, who has just arrived from Prescott, Arizona, is the ovmsr of a large French Poodle kennel. TOIIIH BOISHI, known es Hrs. Buck Svere, has arrived with her three sets of twin boys, which she told us.sbout in l.9 . They are still residing on the shores ofthe Alsea River. JOYCE BUKU, married to her 'Lover Boy' Doug Childs fowner of e wrecking agencyl, has arrived frm Washington, were they are residing. BAE! I: SIELK! CHRIST Cformerly Shirely lcGinnisD live :Ln Iachats, where they have a partnership with llr. Raymond Kapus in Cap's Brawl Room. le notice DBINIS SLONECKER coming into the room with a bottle Qvitamin pillsl - he is recuperating from his long l.ast crush. He is now owner of the laldport Chrysler Garage. Seeing a Cadillac stopping in front of the school, we recognise the millionares of Five Rivers, lr. and llrs. LLOYD E. HYIE fthe former I-sVonne Leekl. The Hyde's now own all of Fisher City and Valley. DH BIIENOUR, All-American Basketball Star, dashes into the building dribbling a basketball. He is presenting free tickets for his next basket- ball sppearance in Kokomo, Indiana. ANNE HAIS is now owner of all the branch telephone offices in Oregon. Just rember it was in l.9 when she was starting as telephone operator in laldport -- she's reaJ.1.y succeeded. IDN IANLFSS is now the sole owner of Oregon Air-l1ne's, Incorporated, which has its main offices in laldport. if E QXXX-,XX L: P4 I 4 M ,nf , .. fl OW- X l l WM ,. Q - X