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24 MEDOMAK BREEZE The psychiatrist was testing the in- telligence of Buddy Odell for a dis- charge from the Army. A Doc: What would happen if I cut off your ear? Odell: I couldn't hear. Doc: And if I cut off the other ear? Odell: I couldn't see. - Doc: Why? Odell: Because my hat would fall over my eyes. at if -if Mr. Frabrizi: Helen, this essay on My Mother is just the same as your sister's. Helen Ralph: Yes, we have the same mother. 'k 'k it D. Winchenbach: Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I buy myself a new hat. W. Prock: Oh, so that's where you get them! if if if Mr. Peterson: Why don't you ans- wer me, Sukeforth? R. Sukeforth: HI did, I shook my head. Mr. Peterson: You don't expect me to hear it rattle way down here do you. 'A' i' if Mr. Doyle: fDuring study period, to R. Witham who was up back when he was supposed to be down frontjz Witham, what are you doing up in that neck of the woods? R. Witham: Cutting lumber. iii Chewing Gum - chewing D. Levensaler And the cud-chewing cow, Are somewhat alike, Yet diierent somehow. And what is the difference? I think I know now- It's that clear thoughtful look On the face of the cow. Mr. Marshall: What are the names of the bones in your hands? Keith Chase: Loaded dice. 'k ir -k Mr. Brown woke up in the middle of the night to find his wife weeping. Darling, he said, What's the mat- ter. I just had the most horrible dream, she replied. I thought I was walking down Main Street and I came to a big store with a sign on it saying: fHusbands For Sale! There were beautiful ones for a thousand dollars and very nice ones for as little as a hundred dollars. Did you see one that looked like me? asked Mr. Brown. Dozens of them, said his wife, starting to sob again, done up in bunches like asparagus, and selling for a nickel a bunch. if ir if It was on a sleigh ride. The cuddly sweet young thing heaved a deep sigh, for the benefit of the eligible young man at her side. What's the matter, Miss Smith- kins'? She managed an artistic catch in her throat. Nobody loves' me, and my hands are cold. Oh, that's all right, he comforted her. God loves you sit on your hands. ir -k -A' It was in a hotel dining room. The guest called out sharply, Waiter! Yes, sir. What's this? It's your soup, sir. Yes, but what kind of soup? It's bean soup, said the waiter with dignity. 'Tm not asking what it's been, lim asking what it is now! 'A' 'A' 'A' Maud, talking to Mable. Did you hear about the awful fright George got on his wedding day? Oh, yes! I was there. I saw her. - and you can
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