Waldo High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Waldo, OH)

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Class Will lcon'tl I, JOYCE ANN RIDER, will my quiet ways to Phyllis Buxton. Do you think Phyllis will contest this in court? I, ALICE FAYE SHUSTER, will my un'1ph to Evelyn Myers, who will need it to get through life. I ROBERT EUGENE SMITH, will my car to Irene Pfirsch. How would you like that for a present? You and Tubby could probably put it to good use. Right? I, WAYNE WILLIAM WITZEL, will my height to Jane Yake. This is the long and short of it. I WILMA WANUETTA WITZEL, will my diamond ring to Sue Denzer. 1 I DALE EUGENE YAKE, ljust to prove I'm big-heartedl will my most treasured possession, Jean, to any guy that's brave enough to go'after her. I just dare you! We have signed, sealed, and published this as our last will and testament this seventh day of May, nineteen hundred and fifty-five. The Senior Class of '55 of Waldo High School.

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Class Will We, the Senior Class of 1955 of Waldo High School, in the city of Waldo, in the state of Ohio, being of sound mind and memory do hereby declare this to be our only last will and testament and bequeath the following: First of all, we request that our memory as a brilliant class be ever kept greeng that the good deeds we have performed be regularly told, that they may go down as a shining example to all the classes following ours. The president of this class is hereby given the right to destroy all class record books, so that everyone can go through life as having been an A pupil, and there will be no way to dis- prove it. To the Junior class we give the use of our class rooms with all their sup- plies and furnishings, for a period of one year. Of course, in the exceptional case of a student desiring to stay a longer time because of love for his school, the period is hereby extended to such time as it will take for that student to feel the desire to leave his beloved grade. I, MARTIN J'AY AUGENSTEIN, will my weight to Dave Smith. We'd better get together, Dave. I, BRADFORD K. BRADY, will my flying ability to Dick Kaelber. I, PEGGY JANE CRISWELL, will my ability to get dates to Wallace Beckel. flf at first you don't succeed, try, try again.l I, REX GORDEN HENRY, will my grin to the Junior Girls. I, MARY FRANCES HOLLANSHED, will my hair to Carol Shuster. I, JOHN WILLIS I-IORD, will my Southern accent to Joyce Shoaf. She needs a change of voice -- that is, a change for the better. I, FRANKLIN DELANO KLINGEL, will my ability to flirt with the girls to Bob Axline. How do you like that, Bob? I, ROY GORDEN KLINGEL, will my ability to keep quiet in class to Stan Yake. I, PATRICIA ANNE IVIOHAT, will my ability to keep out of the faculty's hair to Wayne McFarland. I, BUDD LEE MEYER, will my sleeping ability to Zane Plumley, who seems to need some extra hours. I, DAVID JOE NOE, will my dancing ability to Ronald Schultz. I, JANET LUCILLE RENGERT, will my discrimination in selecting men to Marilyn Rengert, who seems to love 'em all. ,

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Class Prophecy Gliding along in my Rolls Royce, I begin my Sentimental Journey thru time. The year is 19755 and the place is anywhere in the United States where my trusty vehicle may travel. At my first stop for refueling, I find that BUDD MEYER has started the famous Budd Bombers Circus tour. He is a wild man, strong man, and trapeze performer, and he even sells popcorn between acts. Upon turning the next bend in the road, I am amazed to see that PEGGY CRISWELL and Paul are living in Norton and have their own cab company. Their children are the cabbies. So far they have five cabs in operation. Q Visiting the old hangout, I recognize WAYNE WITZEL as the elevator operator in Dod's. That is the only way he could keep up with people. I see that DAVE NOE and Sue are still the lovey-dovey couple that we used to meet in the halls as he helps her with the dishes and she helps him milk the cows. I stopped at the parsonage Saturday evening and found Reverend REX HENRY rever- ently preparing his Sunday morning sermon. We always knew Rex had it in him. As I left the church and switched on my car-to-car TV set, I learn that two of our classmates are touring the country giving lectures. MARY HOLLANSHED is telling the people about her trip through the United States on a kangaroo. JANET RENGERT is lecturing on how to grow super special Ohio Certified Seed Corn. It's all corn and no cob. As I dr ive past the new super hospital, I see a familiar face peeking from a second floor window. Who can it be? Oh, it is PAT MOHAT, who is gray haired and not married. After getting her nurse's degree, she was busy taking patients' pulses and holding their heads. Now Pat has traded places with some of her patients. She still can't decide about those service boys. They always were a worry to her. Zoom! What was that? It's our own BRAD BRADY in his jet propelled plane, taking his Queen of Dreams back to her throne. Brad is her personal escort, you know. After deciding to cruise to New York for a visit to Carnegie Hall, I am surprised to see a great singer, none other than DELANO KLINGEL. He is the star soloist with the Raz Ma Taz Orchestra. He is the lover boy of many New York girls. While in New York I visit the TV studio, and as I glance into one of the rooms, l see Perky JOYCE RIDER. She is the new Home Demonstration Agent that demonstrates new ways to fix olives. Her newest concoction is a chocolate and nut stuffing.