Wake Forest University - Howler Yearbook (Winston Salem, NC)

Text from Pages 1 - 242 of the 1914 volume:

THE HOWLER VOLUME TWELVE NINETEEN HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN T T NC HOWLER leS JiS ' dPS @ «2 T OURTEEy OVLER fe. - ' ii--i-j«MM i nLi. m  r  n. '  vuw.1 blfeC id hy THE PHILOMATHESIAN AND EUZELIAN LITERARY SOCIETIES OF WAKE FOREST COLLEGE Vl I Is Copyriglil, iyi4 by II. C. DiMJN A C. Wakf.ick I) RkadI ' .h : — It. as mhi i;laiK-f ll through this, the twelfth M)1- ume of The Howuku. you find that our jokes and drags do not vie witli .Mark Twain ' s, that our stories arc not so tlirilling as KipHng ' s nor so ck- er as (J. Henry ' s, or that our poetry has neither MiUonic majesty nor Tennysonian charm, we trust tliat you will find what is better, that we have been typical Wake Forest men. true always to the best traditions of our College. For the shortcomings cjf this publication we have no excuses to offer: for we ha e done our liest to make it a faithful mirror of our many-sided life in college, ■ ' which was an image of the mighty world. In these pages, we hope everybody will find something of especial interest in our manifold and multifarious activities. If you are an old grad. searching to learn whether we ha e been loyal to the old ideals, may you find that Elijah ' s mantle has fallen on no unworthy shoulders! If you be perchance a fair damsel, looking eagerly for some familiar face, may you find both it and the owner ' s record free from blemish! And if you be a stranger to us and our ways, may you find at least that we are worthy members of that highest aristocracy of scholars and gentlemen, whom Emerson thought the fa rirites of Heaven ! JAJIES M. PAKROTT, M. D. E D I C AT I N James M. ParroH, M. D. o{ Kinston, N. C. iUe editors of The Howler d edicate lli.s voluviie as a s Inbuh ' to an emment and loyal son o{ our beloved Alma Mater Smmmm MimMmi Pmrw@%M. li P ' HE H( ) l,I ' ;iv (if 1014 is furtuiiatc in associatiiii; with itself tlu- nanu- HI of a gentleman wliose distinguished ahility has called him into the chief places of service in Xortli Carolina medicine, whose life illustrates tlie Ijest standards of Christian culture and exhihits a fine de oti(iM to the commcjn good, a Wake Forest man in trammt;, ideals, and unhroken loyalty — Dr. James M. Parrott, of Kinston, X. C. Dr. Parrott, the tiftli son of James M. and Elizalieth arton Parrott. was liorn lanuary 7. 1X74, near Kinston, X. C. . fter prehminary training in |iulilic and private schools, including Kin- ston College, he entered Wake Forest College m 1,S88. He left in 1891 without taking a degree. ' I ' he position which he now holds as trustee is sufficient proof of his loyalty to his alma mater, who is proud to numher him among her sons. He Continued his professional education at the Uni ' ersity of Maryland and at Tulane University, where he graduated in ISO.s, After this, he completed his medical education hy taking ]iost-graduate work in Xew York and aliroad. Little more than an enumeration of his honors is possible here. He was assistant surgeon in the United States .Army in Cuba immediately after the Spanish-. merican War. For six years he has heen a director of the State Hospital for the Insane at Raleigh. X. C. He has heen for more than seven vears medical director of the Xorth State Life Insurance Company. He was at one time president of the .Atlantic Coast Line Railroad Surgeons ' Associa- tion, and is now surgeon to the .Atlantic Coast Line and Norfolk Southern Railroads. He is surgeon-in-chief ol the Memorial Hospital of Kinston. In the Xorth Carolina Aledical Societw he has held positions as annual orator, leader of dehate. chairman of the committee on surgery and anatomy, fourth vice- president, third ice-[iresident ; and he now holds the en iaiile ]iosition of presi- dent of that organization. Xor have hi activities been merely professional, for beside writins and speaking on medical subjects, he has delivered addresses on social, political, and religious subjects. He was instrumental in securing the Statewide prohi- bition law. He has been for two or three terms moderator of the Xeuse- Atlantic Association, and was at one time vice-president of the Baptist State Convention. He is now chairman of the Board of Education of Lenoir County. Lack of space forbids further enumeration of his honors and public services. Enough, we trust, has been said to show even the casual reader that Dr. Parrott is a man whom the College delights to honor. It is an unfeigned pleasure to us to be able to dedicate The Howi.er for 1914 to this distinguished alumnus, as a token of our appreciation and admiration of one who deserves greater honors than are in our power to bestow. IJUK l ' Kt lUU.N Faoulty WILLIAM L. POTEAT, A. LL. D President PROFESSOR OK DIOLOGV B -N Wake Forest College. 1S77; M. A. i8Sg: Graduate Student University of Berlin, 1888: Graduate Student Woods Hall Biological Laboratory. 1893 ; Professor of Biology Wake Forest College. 1883: I.T.. D. Baylor University, 1905; LL. D. Un 1906: President of Wake Forest College, 1905. of Xortli Carolit CHARLES E. BREWER, M. A., PH. D PROFESSOR OF CHEMISTRY M. A. Wake Forest College, 18S6: Graduate Student of Chemist: Ph. n. Cornell Unii Professor of Chemi? CHARLES E. TAYLOR. D.D., B. LITT., LL.D. PROFESSOR OF PHILOSOPHY Latin Wake 1 of Ioral Philosophy Ibid. WILLL M B. ROYALL, il.A., D.D , LL.D. PROFESSOR OF GREEK L.VNT.V.M ' .E AND I.ITER.MCRE B. A. Wake Forest College of Greek Ibid. 1870. LUTHER R. MILLS, MA. PROFESSOR EMFSITVS OF Pl ' RE MATHEM- TICS M. A. Wake Forest College, i86i : Assistant Professor of Mathem; Professor of Mathematics Ibid, 1870; Bursar Ibid, 1876-1906. BENJAMIN SLEDD. M.A., LITT.D. PROFESSOR OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE ANIl LITERATIRE MA. Washington and I.ee University. 1S86; Lift. D. Ibiii, Charlotte Hall School, Maryland. College, 1888-1894; Profe of English Ibid JOHN F. LANNEAU, M. A PROFESSOR OF . PPLTED MATHEMATICS AND Mili As 11 College of Modern Languages Wake Forest ASTRONOMY uate South Carolina of ifathem :s William Profe! Academy, 1856; M. A. Furman University, JS: Professor of Physics f Applied Mathematics a id Astronomy Ibid, NEEDHAM Y. GULLEY, M. A. PROFESSOR OF LAW J. HENUREN ' GORRELU MA, PH.D. PKnrp.ssoK or MimrKX i.. Nr,i - t .i: M. .V Washingto WILLIS R. CULLOM. M. A., TH. D. PROFESSOR OF THE BIBLE n. D. Ibid, 1903 ; Professor r,f the Bible Wake Fo E. WALTER SIKES, M. A., PH. D. PROFESSOR UF POI.mC.M. SCIE.VCF M. A. Wake Forest College, 189 lohns Hopkins University, 1S9?: Membe ■folitical Science Wake Forest College, University, iS Physics Unive College, 1898-1 JAMES L. LAKE, M.A. PROFF,SSOR OF PHYSICS loiul College, 1892; Grarluate Student in Mathematics lohns Hopkins 9,3; Professor of Political Science Bethel College, iSgyiSg : Fellow in of Chicago, 1896-1898: Professor of Mathematics and Physics Ursmus Professor of Physics Wake Forest College, 1899- .1. HENRY HIGHSMITH, M.A. PROFESSOR OF EPUC. TION .A Trinilv Cnllcgc, 1900; M.A. Ibid, 1902; Principal of Grammar School, Durham, 01-19114; Gratluate Student Teachers ' College, Columbia University, 19 ; Graduate Teachers ' College. Columbia University, 1904-1906; Professor of Philosophy and ;redith College. 1906-1907; Professor of Education Wake Forest College, 1907. WILBUR C. SMITH, M. D. iversity (Missouri) Medical College, 1908; Interne University Hospital, and 1906-1907; Night Surgeon City Hospital, Kansas City, Mo., 1907-1908; Pathologist and Bacteriologist at the new General Hospital, Kan ; Assistant Superintendjent State Village for Epilepti • - . ' my at Belle • at the Un A. M., Ge and Comparative Anato Krankenhaus, Frankfm College, 1913. EDGAR W. TIMBERLAKE, B, A., LL. B and Feeble-Minded, 1909- „ . . 1913; Studies in Embryology Ion, 1912; Studies in Surgery at Stadt- Professor of Anatomy Wake Forest B. A. Wake Fore 1901-1903; LL. B. Unii College, 1906; Professo ■sitv of Vii of Law Ibi FESSOR OF L-WV Professor of English ASS( Profesi 1909. JOHN B. POWERS, M. A., M. D. PROFESSOR OF BACTERIOLOGY . ND HISTOLOGY M.A. Ibid, 1Q03; M. n. Columbia University, X. C, 1907; Resident Physician Bellevue Hos- ology. Bacteriology, and Pathology, Wake Forest Wake For St College, 190 ing Physic ian Wake Fores 1908-1909 : Professor of II B. WILLIAM TURNER CARSTARPHEN, B.A., M, D. PROFESSOR OF PHYSIOLOGY al College, i( Student Ibid, 1910; Professor of Physiology Wake Forest ColL,.. . GEORGE V. PASCHAL. B. A, PH. D VIi GREEK University of Chicago, -, , ,,. , T- .i ' ; ' . ' yy- ' V . x n. i . luiu. 1900; .Associate Professi and Greek Wake Forest College. 1906-1911; Professor of Latin and Greek Ibid HUBERT McN ' EILL POTEAT, M. A. PROFESSOR OF I.. TIX t.. N-Gl, CE .AXli I.ITER. TLRE Wake Forest College. I J06: M. A. Ibid, 190S; Instruct. PROFESSOR OF L.VTI.N B. .A. Wake Forest College. 1S92; Graduate Si Fellow in Greek Ibid, 1899-1900: Ph.D. Ibid. College. 1906-1911; Professor of ' Latin Professor of Latin Latin of L: po6 : M. A. Ibid, i( Philology Columbio -1912: ' Ph.D. Columbis Chicago, 19 IVisler Fellow in ClassFcal The Hotchkiss School, 191 tin Wake Forest College, 191; HUBERT A. JONES, M.A., LL. B. . SSOCL TE PROFESSOR UF . 1.- THEM- T1CS Wake Forest College. 1908; M. A. Ibid. 1909; Gradua 1912 Ibid, .9 Master Protest Ins Mathe Wake For Professor of Mathematics Ibid, J.AY BROADUS HUBBELL, iL A. . .SSOCUTE PROFESSOR OF ENGLISH L. NGU,-VGE Richmond College, liversity, 1910-101 r 1 English Uni College, 1908-191 Columbia Vn Instructor ir High School: Ga. : 905: M. A. Ha Instructor of L: iitv of North Care of English and Publii L ' niversity, 1908; Graduate Student nd Greek Bethel College, 1905-1906; 1908-1909; Teacher New York City Speaking, High School, Columbus, J. RICHARD CROZIER ' IIIRECTOR OF PHYSICAL CULTURE ;ical Culture Wake Forest College, 1904 ELLIOT B. EARNSHAW, M.A ■PERIXTENDE 1906; It Physic .Bursar T OF COLLEGE HO- PIT. L M.A. Ibid. 1908; Instru Ibid, 1907; College Hospital Ibid, LOUISE P. HEIMS Libraria,, Graduate of Chelton Hills School, 1906 : .Assistant Dre 1910; Special Student University of Pennsvlvania, 1910: Gradua nepartment, 1911: Assistant in Universifv of Pennsylvania, Forest College, mii. JUDSON D. IVES, M.A. IXSTRUCTOR IN- BIOLOGY B. A. Wake Forest College, 1905 : M. A. Ibid, looS : Assistant in Biology Ibid, I9( actor in Biology Ibid, 1906; Graduate Student University of Chicago, 1908: Gradu; nt .Marine Biological Laboratory. Woods Hall, 1909 ; Investigator Beaufort I.aborato ALUMNI BUILDING ' AiV T - ' ll ' blv.NiOK Sru.NSOK iiuiii zcho itez-cr turned his back, but marched breast forward ergy pluck enough to accomplish it. Difficulties have no terrors for him, unless it be the rase of his relations with the fair sex. In ihis conne ction, however, we think he has already met and overcome the chief one. Stamey is no hollow-eyed, emaciated con- sumer of midnight oil, nor is he an athlete, but an average student, who values experi- ence along with book-knowledge. He is the happy possessor of a rece jtive mind, and finds no trouble to absorb knowledge nounced. His quality, persuasive voice, and attractive personality have won for him a large circle of friends since he has all of whom are hoping for I : height, 5 feel il inches; weight. 169 A bi(j. burly, blushiug boy Tom of Chii ill he from the far-away has completed his -vnrk in three vears. Judging from his apjiearance. one can readily see Ihat he ; an athlete. For two vears he has played a great game of football at tackle. He is a hard worker, and a hard tackier. He is also a verv valuable man on the track team; in several meets he has receive ! rounds of applause as he cleared the bar tor nine feet and more. He is a hard- working student in the classroom. He has made many friends in college, owing to his ability to mix with the boys. and. whatever profession he may pursue, his success is a necessity. Varsity Track U CMi l CvMi ' KKi,.,, n A., Phi yTATKS ' II.I,i ' :, X. C- Atjc, 25; lu-iglit. 6 foot; wiinhi. 165 .-; Chnsliaii is the hnihcsl lyp,- . ' J.r. luiulii. 5 f«l II i.i ' l.i lliat ■ 7i ■ ,h-sty i-tindU ' to Ihv meril type of genllemen %v1k. serve their [elluw «av. And wliil ' e in college ' lie has won Hie goo.Kvill of all. His misfortune has caused good for- tune to come to us. for if sickness had not prevented him from graduating last year, we should not have him with ns this year. Durii n, Os. Here is a boy who is a gentleman llirough and through. lie lias qualities uhich make a man. and which are sure 10 make him succeed in whatever he un- ■ lertakes. His appreciation for different I ' hases of life makes him a very congenial cinnpanion and ever ready to enjoy a joke, 1.11 one hand, or to extend his sympathy In a homesick student, on the other. He pastor of one of the strongest churches ii Raleigh. Upon the completion of lir work there, many of his friends gave hin valuable presents as tokens of their ai. preciation of his service in the Capita City. He has early learned to lose hi- life in service, and thus have it aluiiidaiitti ' ithle yet lie has been liie track team, and ha spirit. . s a student, he has been cor scientious, always making good grade; Though not a politician, the boys hav seen tit to give liim several honors. .Tu Cla Va Age. 28; height, 5 feet 7 in :be : weight, 154 A better priest. I froze, that itnzilten none is Here is a fellow who suffers all the discomforts of red hair. He is quiet and unassuming. He has not sought after col- lege honors, but has chosen rather t : his sludie If i de- . _ -. light impediment in his speech, he would be famous for his oratorj-. The im- provement he has made in overcoming this difficulty while he has been among us ha= been wonderful- Besides performing his college duties, he has been actively en- gaged in church work. He takes an ac- tive part in all phases of religious work. He is altogether worthy of his high call- ing, and will no doubt prove to be a man of great power and influence as he goes forth to preach the gospel. height, 5 feet 10 inches; weight, 180 Tis fine to have a giant ' s sice Duke has not only pretty brown eyes. but great strength also, and he has used them well while in college. He is a good athlete, being one of the strongest men on the football team for four Cla Mil He is popular among the students : and he enjoys a good joke as well as any man in college. As a physician, he will alle- viate the suffering of humanity. Varsity Football Team ' lo- ' i i- ' i j- ' i3 : Captain Varsity Football Team ' 13; Cap- tain Freshman Baseball Team ' ii; Class T.aseball Team ' i i- i2- ' i3- ' i4: Medical Baseball Team ' t2 ' ' iy ' t4; Manager Var- sity Baseball Team 13: Secretary Sopho- more Class i - ' ij; Senate Committee ' ij- ' ti- Surgeon Medical Class ' i3- i4. Basket-ball ■io- ' ii- ' i2; Scrub 10- ' . l; All-Class Basket-ball ' ii; Baseball ' ji; Medical Class sket-ball ■12; Varsity Basket- - - a DiCKKNS, B.A., Phi. ROCKY MOUNT. N. C. 2: height, 5 feet 11 inclies ; weight. 175 •uiht honor sparkling through his eyes K rely, indeed do we find a young man who has such a wonderful personalit y as this gentleman has. Merely to say that he i s handsome would not g ve him for he is a goodly, po tly mar , of chee rful look, a pleasing eye, and a nob) When we n eet him we feci that today is the best c ay that we ■ill be bet ter; we lift our beads high, and live bettei for having known him. Dick is a good student, a good speak er, and a natural leader of men. He is : lawyer; but we predict that his talent foi leadership will bring him into public ser Offic -Class Football lo; Varsity Footb, i ' io- ii; Marshal Anniversary ' u; r Moot Court ■i.-; Winner of Sopho Medal ' 12; President Junior-Soph Chief Marshal An: sary ' 13; Member Debate Council ' i Chairman Honor Committee ' i3- ' i4 censed Attorney ' 13; First Debater versary ' 14; President Senior Class 13- 14- personality. _ ' his makes h; fairer sex; and, may be found at leges talking to he.. Away down deep in his heart, Dickie has -d the call of suffering and afflicted Hence he has decided to en- J ,,if,ly uVnWi cinihlcs him I, ciisHy sonic fcal impossi- ble to liny oilier ■I of iinlc.:sio,l leads In ,io- -.eliere in pnrheuhr An.l anirc has given lo D xon tha peculiar gift of aJniinis ering t huinai ills. His very han s, his lirefsl. his eyes aii.l liis afTeclions are th ose of a doctor and liis 1 esourceful ess w 11 enah lluflke s irest nre •ith t le utm i-st ease Dixon las made a sple idid rec ord here Willie lii s medical inclin lllcUllt. et he has given time a nd S,l: college nd per- fiJiiiieil tl em lionoi al)l.v nd oei itahly. lact ' ' M ' i ' e ' soiial char modesty nd hi laugh one ol tile ' few ling. lie is a friend of yours the hit- profession and he u 11 he ' a powe ■ in his Class ] Class lias asehall ' el.all Tea ;■■ ' , i3- ' ,u:. Medical ain Soiih oinore Fo tha ' ll ' Team ' ' i ' n lass Poo l.all Team ■ ; hiet The Howler U ' U r of the Sky. ' He fello He iiin.li ,s ,d„,vc reproach. He is a volun- tci ioi the foreign field, and has heen deeply interested in his chosen vocation since he entered college. He has neither sought honors, nor done much Society work, hut has preached and spoken iii many of our pulpits in the surrounding country, and is pastor of several churches, aking his U. A. degree with cum laude lo some highe his life in Chii years, tie expects to istitutiou, and then ill ffe has our hest wish -ion Stud ' y lianll •!!-■ ' oliimeer Hand •■,-■ Modest in behavior, and faithful to hi; friends. Fleming shews up in the class good student. His favoritt pastime is searching for all kinds of spec in the biology labora tory. Not satisfied with ordinary accom plishments, he has differentiated h by taking the four years ' course in three le never meddles with the other fellows ' affairs, but spends much of his time quietly in h briUiant speaker, but he is an ardent and consistent Society worker. If hard work and character count for anything, he is sure to realize his ideal as a teacher of the first rank. Teachers Easket-ball ij; Treasurer Sophomore Class ' r2- ' i3; Class Basket- ball ' 13; President Teachers ' Class ' ij- ' u- of Alaban quality of Dutch is . great laoor in a snort time, with apparently fati e. Consequently, he can spend 1 of his time in recreation ; ' holarship. abundant energy and adv have caused him. to travel much and ha ' hich the making of the us, he will be Alabama-bound. to help develop her great natural resources. Class Football ' ii ' j2- ' j 3 ; Class Base- ball ' i i- ' i::- ' i3 : Law Baseball Team 13; Manager Law Baseball Team ' 13 ; Assist- ant in Sociolo ' i3- ' i4; Assistant Man- Manager Base- Tu ' lc Junit .-} JUSi 22; Ik ight. 5 kct 7 in vciglit, 140 lul niu- Icuacioii purfusc dies ; of his Hamr ck is a man who has won his fricn.ls .V the absolute sincerity anil un- affected fiankn ss of his address: and his friendsh p will always be one of .r pleas- ant nie lories. His capacity for the old type of work h as impressed us, fo r few of lis have either energy or abihty to grad- iiate in three ve ars, mnch less add to those lal.nrs others, even though attended witli Iio. ors, as he has done. His genialitv has hel eil ma y of us to brush a frown from o r face , and take up tr work again u ith a mile. As the Ar lbs say. May t y sha( ow never be less ! Assoc ate E( tor The Howler ■ii- ' i4; Prophet Teacl ers ' Class ' ly ' ' ; ' vice- Presidei t Clcvc land County Club ' 1 v ' 14 ; Prcsidei t Scho arship Club ' u- ' i4 Ills licnl is ,s far from fraud 1 fratn carlh Tliis lirisht-ev friim the Land -.1, l.iB-bc.Lrlcd v,,nlh 1 of the Sky. and bis ergy and persi eternal mountair tence remin.l us of s from whence he ca Indeed, when we consider what he ha: done in college, we must say that his achievements have been stupendous, More- over. Roy is a good-hearted boy, who does the right thing for conscience ' sake: and when once a friend he is always a friend. He wants to drink deep in the Pierian Spring: so he intends to take the Ph.D. degree at Johns Hopkins University, and he a college professor. arsilv Track Team ' i i- ' i - ' u- ' m ; 5 M, - A. Cabinet 13; Associate Editt The Student ' u- ' m; Poet Senior Class ' i Age, 21 ; height, 6 feet i inch ; weight, 165 To truth ' s house there is a siitglc door This young man believes, with Pope, that a little learning is a dangerous thing. So, after teaching one year, he demands an M. A. degree, and the Faculty is glad to give it to him — because he de- While in college, Owen did good work as a student and athlete. Being strong, straight, and optimistic, he has a strong personality, which makes us feel better when we meet him. Indeed, he is a hail- fellow-well-met, whose kind greetings and sunny smiles inspire us to undertake greater things. He has chosen teaching as his profession — the work and the man both Assistant Principal Liddell School m ' ti Tut-KMAX Hirrs. B. S., En. SPRING CREEK, X. C. 23; height, 6 feet; weight, 170 Although zee sneer in health, zi ' hcn ill li ' e call them to attend us This gentleman has been with us for four years, and has always been loyal to his Class. He has never been a seeker of honors, vet he has received a large num- ber of them. He is a good student, and also a fine speaker. For 1 Club. He luable peculiar wit, which perfectly ,.-igrinal, and of the finest type. He is an ssistant in the Department of Medicine, A ' hich position, be it to his honor, he has .•erv ably filled. Thurman has decided to ;ling pills for a living, and will continue lis study of medicine in some Northern L ' niversity next year. He is a capital good [eliow. and his classmates have no doubt I Class Basket-ball 3: Glee Club ' i2--i3--i. Histology ' i3- ' i4. ...iiiiileted Ihe four years of niciliciiie hi llii-ee years and a summer. He has made many friends since lie has been here: he has made lots of friends all over the State, as he goes from place to place selling pianos. He is strong in character, modest in behavior, faithful to his friends, and shows himself to be a Rood, hard-working student, never meddling, and attending to his own affairs. In his medical work, he is noted for infinite care; and with a .lis secting knife antl a pair of forceps n er a defunct citizen he delights to prove him- self a skilled artisan. He will continue his studies in some Xovthern I ' niversity . an.l we predict for him a great success in the world as a pill-slinger. Ills lull chest and ruddv cheeks pro- claim his admirable physique, and his not too prominent eyes bespeak his love of known to fool you. for he and melancholy iral to ' smiles to course over his face as it is ft golden rays of sunlight to Hll the easter sky on the morning of a fair day; and li swallow ' s song in the South. Hence, if w could always live with Holliday, every da would seem like a holiday to us. Following the natural hent of his di jiosition, he has chosen teaching as a v, cation. With his good nature, integrif .Mid training, he will win success an h.in,,r in this field of endeavor. icc- President Freshn I Class 30 : height, 5 feet 10 inches ; weight, 150 .1 wan that fortune ' s buffets ami rriK-ards hast ta ' cn z itli cqiuil thanks Holmes is ; of light burst versity, rathe I optimist. He ugh the clouds of a ' l- lim shadows which 3f a hopeful tem- pushing forward. ;ity. of faithful studv id -C. C difficulties that many a less dauntless He can. who thinks he has never let a doubt nf that axiom creep into Latin and Mo lern Languages, or tr ' 3 ' Meg- Dr. Sledd. Modest, reservel ivith a vein of original wit, he hs i friends here, who all joi great success in the pu ' in hoping foi suit of his cho .vhich 20 : height, 5 feet, 8 inches ; weight, 150 But he ' i ' hose inborn zvnrfh his acts eonunend. Of nentJc soul, to human race a friend Archie hails from near the Blue Ridge, ami has a big heart, characteristic of the mountain youth. Courtesy marks his every movement. It is perfectly natural for him to lie polite on all occasions, and hence his friends are numbered by his acquaint- As one would expect, Archie is a ladies man. and his friends among them extend far beyond the corporate Hmits of Wake Forest. He is well known at our sister institutions in Raleigh; and. being of a peaceful disposition, he is often heard t i speak of Peace in the Capital City. He will probably sail into business later. Age, 26; liciglit, s feet S inci weight, 150 ;[7iv aiii ' t llu-y ,:ll coiilciilcd like The sul.ject of ihis sketch is one of thoss fellows whom we all like to meet, becausi he is a real gentleman. He came to us from Pitt Coimty. and he has %vell repre sented his county since he has been here. While other l)oys have been winning lau rels on the athletic field, he has been in his room at work. It is not in him to bi conspicuous. He has made law his chief subject for study, and, no doubt, at some future day we shall bear from him in that field. President Pitt Tounty Cltdi ■|.l- r4; I-i censed Attorney ' 14. most typical college m; genial, free-hearted nat giving his friends a good time. awake to everything in and about and he does good work as a studcni out missing anything of importan. happens about college. George has distinguished himself in c lege as a iiowerful and eloquent speaki He has a strong, clear voice, which w probably resound through the hall: lawmaking body at a future day, chosen work is in the legal field. delights in le. He is , with ' e that il- ill His Senior Speaker S Vice-President Law rman Moot Court Case Member Student Sen- Lane is one of Ilie yom Class, and one of the best. He is rather niotlesl, and shy; a man of few words, hut an accoinplisher of deeds. Far from iht madding crowd he has stuck to his work. He has not striven for college honors, hut has devoted his time unreservedly to his own business, and the College has stamped on him the highest honor — ; Lane has persona! qualitie and his friends are numberl We cannot predict his fu terests are in the natural whatever he may decide to tha ays. he will i attended him spend in college, he has applied his heart unto wisdom, and as a result graduates a year ahead of the Class in wdiich he en- tered. He is a quiet, unprepossessing kind nf fellow, and rarely waxes eloquent unless He is loyal to his Society, faithful in his studies, and interested in all he believes for the welfare of the College. At pres- ent, he is undecided as to the field of his future activities, though he is prejudiced in favor of the medical profession. He is a good fellow, wlm has the good wishes of all. Varsity Track Team ' 13. Age, 19: height. 5 feet 11 inches; weight, 170 Loyal-hearted, strong of mind. A nobler fellozc you ' ll nozchere find. This pure type of a gentleman is re::- ognizeil s being one of the most popular men in the graduating Class, having re- ceive«l a large number of honors, alt of hich are well merited. Though not an athlete of note, he has always been a loyal supviorter of athletics; though not a bois- terous speaker, he is convincing and win- ning in his argument. He is a skillful per- Age. 25 ; height, 5 feet 9 inches ; weight, 140 A man ' s a fool if not reared in zcoman ' s school Those of you who do not know Jack, can readily see from this representation that he is a handsome fellow. ■ While not professing to be among the ' arc-lights. he catches the eye of some bella-donna he goes. His pleasing appear- form r , n the violin, h ving been the leade the Orchestra for two y ears. In the c ass room, h is a stu lent of the first rank. as the magna cum laude on hi? diplo tna attests. This ve ir he has been an . Political e. again reflec ting honor upon bin iself. Mitch prefers to enter the business world rathe than take up a profession ; and hen genial disposition and charming man sustained bv the principles of solid ce and affable r him the friendship of the entire stu- ;.U bmly. The high esteem in which he held is shown by his position as Chair- an cf the Student Senate. Although he is not taken an active pan in Society ork, he is recognized as a polished speak- ■. and a profound thinker. He has held wn with dignity a position on the Scrub acuity, as an Assi stant in Medicine. After aving here, be is to continue his medical n. We pre- the medical Ilodnett Club ball ' eath of honoi Track Cla: Class Basket- Llass-i3: Glee Club and Orchestr; Leader of Orchestra 13-14: His torian Senior Class ■i3- i4; Gen- eral Secretary of Athletic Associa- and History ' ii- ' i4; Magna Cum Manager ' i2- i3 ; Mem- Cabinet 12: Vice-Presi- 13: Chief Marshal Com- 3 ; Treasurer Medical : Chairman Student i-J ' Ana familiarly known, liail tlie Cikl Dominion. He bears the tlis on of beinu one of the handsomes antl justly pridi self on his llowing locks. ' niedicnle as the best niedii fellow. men. ami Ins ..l.un entlmsiasm will sei , Kii in the imrsnit ol Ins i,„ He has chosen ni of serving his ability, liavmt; re|.resenu-. the t ' aiiacity of .Senior .S], He IS a hard worker. Ins .-socelv in akcr. and has to his has been done bv i-.er.oli ones to read The Ladies and The Saturday Evening did for him a great suetes Home Journal Post. We |iie- s m lolling pills. 1. XuKKis, 11. . ., rin. Ilul.r.V SPRINGS, N. C. . t;i. ' . Ji : lie-ight. T feet 8 inches: weight: i6; llh-ii- is fruit llml ,-iiii hi- fiiti-n iiiw, It is bi-aiily We have been told that beauty is a fatal gift, but this cannot be true in his case, for apparently he is unconscious of the that he He liandsor by natt his tale in thret Roy i ■. and kind— a valuable combina- it only is he wonderfully endowed e, but he has made eood use of ts. completing the college course one of our many strong men who hosen teaching as a profession. His ghness in college will reward him e will tell you that he is all right, etary Y. M. C. A. •i2- ' i3; Band Corresponding Secretary of Y. M. C. .- . 2; Senior Speaker ' ut Chief Marshal 14; Assistant in Physics ' ir- ' ij. Wii.i. B. Olivek. Jk., B. a. Ell. MOUNT OLIVE. N. C. Age. 21 ; height, d feet 2 inciies ; weight, 173 Without the smiL- from faiiuil bc uity O Il7i i( zccre a su}i. Smily shortly aft on his cheruhic cou Smily always looks al tfnies. Smily ' athlete, he has won the esteem cf the stii dents because of his hard fighting qnali ties, which won him a place on the foot talents placed h lever fails to i Smily li ud of. During h years ' stay at College, friend, and none his enemy. Historian Freshman Class ' lo: Caj Fresh Football Team ' to; Commen Marshal ' ii ; Class Football ' ii- ' u; Chief Marshal Soph-Junior Debate ' 12: Varsity Football ' 13; Glee Club and Orch Football ' u; Glee Club and Or- chestra I2--I3- ' I4: Band ' ij- ' ia- ' M: Manager Allen Club ■i3- ' i4. K. 1-. F. cii.M.. 1;. . , Cn. TH. M COUNTV, N. C. Age, 23; height, 5 feet 10 inches; weight, 160 - liivinij heart is the beginning of all knowledge Paschal is a good student. Perhaps his biggest hobby is work. Whether as a li- We shall not attempt to i redict his fu- re. In the hands of such an honest fel- nnnunity will do well to get his teacher. Luck to you. Paschal ! Editor The Phi Editor-in-Chief The . ssistant Librarian ' 12- ' 13 ior Speaker 14; Secretary my the till ee ill ul eais he kilo has 1 beei ill IHli Col lege, I ' l oljil h 1 has ( lULh to keep all e th athlet 1. spii t in Lol ege hethei hi .kit V to ead the ing on the athl elR hcl 1 Ul a oust the pep 1 a ma ' i meet iig 1 e has al «a s 1 cbpoiui cd obU to the tall V e ai e as siiied th el s loi c th g a-. 1 lU ;: e.ie. 111 It b ' ' 11 IJupuUr iliu for hii 1 a ami a SIIIH 1 tlass Jill n ' ! ' - 1 ' m- ' ;; , rub . ' ■ ' As sistant tl, 1 i ,i.l 1 ■ ■ 1 ■ (lei k .. Moot Coui --■ ■ ■ II .,( , I j ' • ' i3- ' i4: C ' ( jVii ' , ' !,i M C. A ' Handbo ok 1 J- 14; 1 rcsiile o( r Law Class ' 13 •14; Honor Co 1- { mittee •.i- 14; Cheer Leade r ' .!■ Isaac C. Prevettg, B. S.. Plu. WlLKEs COLNTV. X. C. Age, 21 : height. 5 feet 10 inclies: weight, 155 And thus he bore nHthouf abuse The grand old name of gentlentan In recounting the deeds of this man ilur- ing his sojourn in College, we find our- selves at a loss. To be sure, Ike per- formed many deeds gracious and kind, but the man overtops the figure in the class- room and in the laboratory. His gracious hospitality, his kindly manner, honesty o( heart and disposition, have placed him in the front rank of college men who can be depended upon to do the right thing. Ike is specially fitted to be a doctor. His kindness, generosity, and patience will brighten the sick-room, and the patient, aided by his medicine, will be speedily re- stored to health under the guidance of Dr. Prevette. IvsoN Kavnok. l; COLERAIXE, X. C. Age, 23; height, 5 feel 10 inclies; weight, 155  sou} sincere, in action faithful, in honor clear We have here before us a real scholar, who conies from old Bertie, which has al- ways furnished her share of representatives. Kenneth is a capital fellow, modest in both customs and manner, and a student of the although his and forceful. Ou he diligent, and, as the magna cum :ssful student. Although never enchanted r the dazzle of honors, he has received s share, which are well merited. As an . ssistant in Modern Languages, he tiself he has skillfully worthv pianis I as to what he will do, but in wh direction he turns his talents we p that success will crown his efforts Club and Orchestra ' u- ' ij, ' ij- ' i nt in French i3- ' i4; Magna C Tlie subject of this sketch is a young man wlio always has a gcod supply of jokes, and is willing to tell them. Hence he is well known in and about College. Few of us will be remembered as long as he; for he believed that friendship is not having friends, but being a friend. When the students gather in the evenings next year, it will be difficult to find ; can take his place as a companion and friend. He has not spent his time in working for petty college honors, but he has worked faithfully, preparing to win success in the Treasure Supreme Court Class Prophet La w Class ■ly ' xf. Class Team ' i;; Law Baseball Team censed Alt riiey ' 14. Age, 20; height. 5 weight, Patience is a virtue; find it if you can If we were forced to set forth Shep ' s career at Wake Forest by a single word, our unanimous verdict would be persist- encv. During four years of his sojourn wiff us, his zeal has been fired by two ambitions, and his steps have been directed towards two goals. In his Senior year, he has accomplished both purposes. He is now the proud possessor of the coveted W and Taken all in all, he is one of the best of fellows, a man among men. whose cheery smile and hearty laugh alwa ; be I . his ; of friends. Class Football io- ii- ' i2; Scrub Football ' io- ' ii- i2; Manager Sophomore Football Team ' 11; Class Basket-ball ' 1 1 -• i - 1 3 : Captain Senior Basket-ball Team ' 13; Law Basket-ball ' 13 : Class Baseball ' ii- ' i2- ' i3; Varsity Football ' 13; Prophet Law Class Se Editor The Howler ' i. C!a Hugh P. Smith, B. . . TIMMONSVILLE, S. C. Age, 19; height, 6 feet: weight. 160 The mind ' s the measure of the man Smith is a son of South Carolina, who -ieemed it best to cast his lot with the Tarheels. Even during his Freshman year, he did not remain in oblivion : and his per- sonality is such that made him popular always. He is popular with the students as a good fellow, and with the ladies as a good-looker. Although Smith is al- ways out for a good time, he is also a serious student. The fact that he has com- pleted fours years ' work in three, sets him apart from the average student, and makes tor our Class a very desirable addition. Smith is inclined to the medical profession, although he confined himself strictly to the literary course while here, and graduates with the B. A. degree. Xext year, he goes to some higher institution of medicine, and we may safely predict for him success in the profession he has chosen. C. R. SuKKKi.i.. .M.A.. Phi. MORRISVIU.E, X. C. Age, 26: Iieight, 5 feet 6 inclies ; weight, 140 So dariiuj ill OJV, mid so ,(  ( ,•« 111 Ihizr ' yc- i- ' er heard uf i cillaiil like tin- young Lochinvay : ' Some people cann ot be clas ified Sorrell belongs t 111 ililiei There is e eii some do. , t of his n hat the best Ir.i ' ,.f the r ext gen- eration. .1,1 n pi cing the The ve . I M„ie n ' hi ' s ncy. ng coun- but the predomin ant contradic Xever- theless. f hc I ie cl d,  e should even dar e Pla e hii 1 wit iG jethe in this worthv eld hun an e ndea And he is neithe r afra d no r bashful. Sorrel then —son gster preache , orator. friend— orkin g no the S, B. T. S. with the Doctc r ' sd sgree in V ew s worthy back fo.r lis M. . . anr he will do a ma i-k fo 1- the grac uplift of the multitude. Studer t in South -in B Th Mil, iiliilosopher and friend. He is original, |i.i M-ssnig an abundant endowment of ■■lui.llicr wit. For every occasion he has .111 .ipiM-opriate joke. When we first learned to know liiiii. he nas a Freshman in knee-trousers. lie had Hist come from the Thoniasville Orphanage, and his going through College has de- pended upon his own efforts. However, he has shown himself to be a man of re- sources, capable of taking care of himself. Whoever is fortunate enough to associate Willi him in life, will find him cheerful and dill of life. He is a good student, a clever f--ll , .-ind a noble gentleman. E P. Stll.I.wt T.t., P.. A., F.U. WEBSTER, X. C. Age, 26- height. 5 feet II inches; weigh . 155 Exai iple is a III oli e of icr.v pre- vailing influence jii the actions of men Ephr aim hails iron 1 the mountains, and s of their cha acteristics. He stands at the ron of his C ass as to scholarship. and few ri al him in diligence. His pres- looTcs— they are all Ms persuas ' °hI ' sta ' ds for the right in everyth ing. If you admire the gentleness and di ?nit of learn ng, and the quiet re- then you should make an acquaint- ith Stillwell. Evervbodv recognizes him a debater. He held the crowd in breathle ss awe hile he delivered his Annive rsar ■ speech. and he has barely es- caped bei rg an intercollegiate debater twice Jurlr g his col ege career. There is in College who is more learned in the la , and h goes from us well Oliver L. STRiXGFiEi.n. B. S , Phi. ge. 22; height. 5 feet 8% inches: weight, 145 J nihiistcring augcl thou •■String. that little bundle of enthusiasm and good cheer, is, strictly speaking, one of the bovs. His very presence means ■pep, uehther in class-room, on the foot- hall field, baseball field, or track. For four years the college has enjoyed the -(Tvirp ' s of a good athlete, a good student, good speaker. Take him all in all. we Uav e an i lial colle ge lan. seem- • to the iianor born. H sh nor ' s speak mes for his po pularity. but the man — gfield— above h s d eds esident Soph omore Clas s • ,.■,,. v. M. C. A. Pr sident etic As soc.aM n ' i2- i3 : Senate Com- nor Com ee ' -- ' ' 3 : Senror .Speak r -.3; r. and ' i::- ' 3- ' i ; Club and Orchest a ' ij- ' 3- u; sity Baseball Team 3- 14: sitv Football Team to- ' 13; Track Hono Committee 13 . Student ■i2- ' i3 ; President Y. M C A. ' 13: Anniv ersarv Debater i ; Manager Hodnett Club ' i.i- ' i Statistician Senior Class Uy 4 : Judge Moot Court -K - ' i 4 ; Licensed Medical Class Basketball Te Age 24; liciglit, i feet 0 ,4 inches; weight. 165 A loyol, jiisl. mid iifrhjlil riciilhiuaii Sustare came to lis after two years at Lenoir College, aildirg one to the list of good men of 1914. He is a difficult fellow, and few know him; but he is very popular with those who do know him well. Get acquainted with him. and you will like him when you know him. He has never held himself above reproach, is quiet, and attends to his own affairs, leaving others to do the same. During his stay here, he has sought no honors, but has packed back in his warehouse quite a lot of knowledge. While at home the Christmas of his first year, he astonisheil his friends hy acquir- ing a better hall. Sustare will he with us again next year, tn study l.iw. Jlarried Man ' i--. 10; licight, 5 feet ioV4 inches; weight, 130 r, those -.cl:n knoz. ' Ihec not. no 7. ' onis a,n faiul : Aiul lo those who kiioze litre, all wonis ore foutt This youth came lo us from the Pal- metto State. the land of John Calhoun and Hen Tillman. He has been with the Class since we first landed here. On ac- I Hint of his distinct personality, he is nuiih better known about The Hill tha othe; of Cla: He the proud owner of a large an.l hence he was often the cen- lia.-tion among a large group of al. carefree disposition makes r among his friends. He will Ip Governor niease settle some t perplexing questions. Cari Van-x Tvner, B. S , riii ROBESON, N. C- Age. 23: height, fi feet; weight, 160 Be honored! Tlwii didst love tV.F.: so If. F., and zee U ' lw love her, all love thee! If popularity is a true test of greatness, Tyner has it on all of us. His name has been shouted in basket-ball, football, ami track, and his presence has often meant And Tyner is a good student, for he ' s taking medicine. He ' s a good speaker, fyner ' s personal qualities are superb. He is tall, graceful, and commanding, with a heart that throbs with kindness. In his medical career, we wish for him peed, and much money. Here ' s to Tyner, the ■iftest of the swift! ck Team ' i i- ' ia- ' tj- ' i Track Team ' 12; O 13; Class Basket-ball Manager ager Medical Basket-ball Team ' 121 .Ml- Class Basket-ball Team ' is; Varsity Bas- ket-ball Team ' i2- ' i,v ' i4 : . ssim.i.u Man- ager Basket-ball Team ' 13: Varsity Fool- I. R. Vanx, Jr., U.S.. Thi CUMBERLANn, N. C. .- ge, 24; height, 5 feet 11 inches; weight, 152 l.ihe the bee. K ' l- would make our in- dustry our amusement Vann has surmounted the little difficulties thai beset him upon entering College. He has worked hard, diligently, wisely. His time he has never wasted, but used to good advantage. He has become possessed of a great ambition — to minister to human ills; and he will make good as a pill- roller. Vann has many friends in College, who will wish for him the success that comes to the hard, persistent student. His personal cttaracteristics are admira- ble, and will win for him a host of val- uable friends. Next year, Vann will pursue his course in medicine at some Xorthern University. lce-President Medical Class ' i3- ' i4 lii-nt. Wink- n-.lnKu-ily quiet, and willinp to hslen to the conversation of others, he likes to teli in his chaiactei istic way. while in the company of a few intimate of his exp ■ 1 also his early college s speeches in Society :iNtic. Jeter is a sc ' niself for the niin make a profound impression he goes as he expounds the to the wondering populace. A. C. Wari.ick, B. a.. Eu. CLE ' ELAXD COUNTY, X. C. Age. 25 ; height, 5 feet 9 inches ; weight, 155 A faithful friend is better than gold —a medicine for misery, an only pos- session Warlick has a clear, logical mind, which is capable of erasping a subject in its even ' detail. Full of industry, and pos sessed of a great deal of common sense he has won a high place in the esteem o his fellow-students. He has the distinc tion of taking two degrees in four years As a member of the Scrub Faculty, he ha filled with credit 3 position as Instructor of Mathematics for two years. During hi? first two vears in College, there was not a hidden nook on the campus which he had not explored. Though serious at the proper time, he is always ready to engage J. F. Watson, B. A., Phi. ALEXANDRIA, VA. Lge. 32; height, 5 feet 10% inches; weight, 150 And silence, like a poultice, comes To heal the blozvs of sound II you admire the gentleness and dignity of learning and quiet reserve, which thrills you more than forced eloquence, then form an acquaintance with this gentleman. He is tall, grave, handsome, and kind : and it is a good morning tonic to meet one with his bearing. As to his future vocation, we cannot speak, but he will enter some valuable work. Since his home is in Virginia, he stands a good chance of becoming presi- dent at some future date. If good wishes are worth anything, he has a good start on life ' s highway. I ONCE went out into the world. Seeking after knowledge. I wandered ' round, and came by chance To old Wake Forest College. 1 heard that when I finished here A scholar great I ' d be; Much wisdom I would have, and would From ignorance be free. And so at once 1 set to work Learning great things, it seemed, Of Science and Latin, and English too. Much more than 1 had dreamed. Four years I ' ve spent at this dear place; And as I near the end, I value less and less the book, But more and more the friend. Let ' s view the battlefield of life: Instead of the victory won, I hear the approach of the enemy — The fight has just begun. — Poet p Glass History IN THE beginning, at the time of the creation of our present Senior Class, was the Newish : those Newish z . ' cre icith us. and those Newish are us. After creation, it w-as deemed absohitely necessary that some organization be effected. But ever since the year 1834, there has been considerable opposition to this organization on the part of a certain tribe, called Sophomores. Accordingly, as has been the custom from the time whereof the memory of man runneth not to the contrary, Holding ' s Mill Pond was chosen as the secret meeting-place. The appointed time was during the wee sma ' hours of one bright ' September Morn. But, owing to the fact that it was a little dangerous, notice was served to less than half the members of the Class. Consequently, their efforts during these wasted nocturnal hours were quite futile. A quorum not being present, we were forced to begin operations again. This time it was in the Little Chapel, one Saturday morning, while the unsuspecting Sophomores were being most delightfully entertained by Mother Eu. and Father Phi. It was a brave stroke, and none but an unterritied band of warriors could have effected this piece of strategy so successfully. Thus we gained the cherished honor of being the first Freshman Class with nerve enough to organize in the chapel building. Of course, the all-wise and omnipotent band of Sophomores were deeply sore over the fact that their young subjects had so completely outwitted them. They made no violent protest, however, because they were forced to admit that they liked our brass. As Freshmen, we were like most of those that have gone before us. As usual, there was enough raw material among us to keep the campus green until the Spring. In number, we exceeded any former Freshman Class, there being something like one hundred and seventy-five of us. About three-fourths finally succeeded in swallowing Morton ' s dates, most of whom decided to return. Emerging from Newishdom, we entered the proud ranks of the Sophomores. Being eminently fitted for our position, we had no trouble whatever in adopting the traditional Newish whistle, and accustoming ourselves to all the duties of the Sophomore. We slept most of the day, but never failed to report for duty at nightfall. As a result of our many pilferings during the midnight blackness, the value of the barber trade in Wake Forest was considerably enhanced. The secrecy of these movements, though, prevented the loss of any of our number: so we decided to assume the dignity of Juniors. Our Junior year was one of sobriety, which is usually one of the chief characteristics of this scholastic year. This is the year of conceit. Some one says we are green fools in our Sophomore year; conceited fools in our Junior year; and dam fools when we get to be Seniors. After working many anxious hours, which seemed interminable, about sixty of us were allowed the privilege of bearing the most coveted title of Senior. Before our position was made secure, though, we were still to undergo the crucial test. Our hopes almost Logi we liave Briltoii, ix| ;rL-.l ulKii «c l:uxil ihc heavy guns ot Psychology, i ' .m .,ur cluuge was iraiglu aiul swit ' l. aii ' l ciinscqLKiuIy sure. We were soon confri-nted 1) another oM enen with its distributed middle and tlie cpicheirema. However, sumnioniTig all of on ing strength, we were victorious in the end. We helie ' e that our success h.is to the fact that we have learned to express ourselves to infinity. Have we been represented in the intercollegiate debates, did you ask? proud to present to you the names of Yates and Chambers. On the athletic field contributed the following W men : Carter, Stringfield, Shepherd, Oliver, Tynei Davis, Green, While. What previous class has shown a more extended list than this Since our eiitr into Wake Forest, some of us lia e endeavored to secure some knowledge of every subject in College. As a result, you will lind among our ranks men of every calling imaginable — doctors, lawyers, preachers, teachers, Inisiiicss men, farmers, musicians, and poets; in fact, almost anything you happen to be seeking. All of us claim to know everything about something, and something atiout e er thing For further information along this line, I refer you to our statistician. In the history of our Class, many events of marked importance lia e made iinerasable impr essions upon our memories. l-lowe er. they are so numerous tliat lack nf space prevents any detailed account of tbeni. It was in our I ' reshinan year that we rode Dr. Sikes around town, and then n. the gyniiiasiuni. where he maile us a speech. This immediately followed the news of his election to the State Senate. It was in ' tlie same year that we welcomed our vicionous ilavidson deliaters home, after they had conclusively convinced the Davidson men that the c . uld not debate It was in our Sophomore year that we celebrated a basket-ball victory twice a week « Monday, 1013. when, not contented with defeating A. game, we pro ed ourselves Baylor ' s superior in the use .Vs h.is iieen the custom now for several years, succumbed lo the darts of Cupid, and married theniselvs a b..nlire. It was on Easter m the annual Easier baseball ' brass and gas. e or two of .jur Class have vives since eutenne tile Class. Howe [ijipi ■latii lit ot which will fore binding tie to i and who now, 1 10 our Alma Mater and to ?r guard tlie southwestern who have studied together sadness mingled with joy, capital proud In the campus. May id fought together, fo iding our degrees ! (Oil eoy %jAMI hex it was known whom fate had designated ab prciiihet (jf the Class WbIw of 1914. a deep despair seemed to settle over them. L ' pun the faces of some was depicted a mild submission; some of the more careless looked upon it as a joke, and laughed; while others, whose countenances bespoke grim dertance. threatened to disregard the choice of fate, and do their own prophesying. To me the situation seemed similar Xo that when .Marc . ntonv said : Oh, judgment, thou art fled to brutish hcasts. .- nil tiieii liaVL- hist tlieir reason ' Then came the wiirdb of Joel of old. as a bright light in a dark hour: And your boiis and your daughters shall prophesy ; your ohl men shall dream dreams, and your young men shall see isions. Immediately I began to search the Scriptures, thinking to find in them some clue as to what our future should be. Yea. I sought diligently ; but all in ain. 1 went to the very begin- ning of the prophecies, and studied them carefully, but 1 failed to receive that inspiration which enabled the prophets to rexeal the future. The power of prophesy did not come upon me. neither after ten davs nor twenty. Failing to find light in the prophets, 1 turned to mythology. 1 made an exhaustive study of both i ireek and Koman classics, but they propheted me not. Verily. 1 sought out the Professor of .Astronomy, and made bare to him my troubles, hoping to extract the secret from the stars. But though 1 had labored and was hea y-laden. 1 found that it would be thirty years before I could learn the happenings of 1934. I gave up in despair, thinking that either we had fooled ourselves, or that fate had made a mistake. But all things come to him who waits, and the future of our Class came, as do so many of the great e ents of history, unexpected and unsought for. Bacchus, the god of wine, will ever be my friend — he who makes the poor man rich and the sad man of trouble ! It was Thanksgiving night, refilled, and drained again. The cha 1-. Verily, a very present help in the time 111 room 13. the glasses had been drained, rs. trunks, table, and bed were all occupied. and in a lew niinulus the roum was tilled with roaring laughter — and cigar binuke. The prolileni was. sohed. Aided by Bacchus, we could see. through the wreaths of smoke which floated around us, dim outlines of writings and pictures. The curtains seemed to lift, and behold! the whole panorama of the future loomed before us. 1 saw what shall be; and ncit only I. but all those who sat with me. What follows I had to take down as tiest I could. Some of it is what 1 saw: some what the others said they saw. And, strange as it may seem, if there was a date on any of the scenes none of us recognized it. Just as 1 was writing: And one Joe Hamilton became the father of two sons, and his gray hairs went down ni sorrow to the grave, at the age of forty, trying to teach them to play marbles instead of ' Rook, Horsepower, a visitor, stammered out: And June Vann lived as chief surgeon at ' Dick ' s Hill ' to a ripe old age. and he died and was buried in the land of his fathers. He was still unmarried. Then came the stentorian voice of another member of the group, whose name 1 would better not record: I see that Stringfleld is having great suc- cess as coach of the baseball team, and professor of Anatomy, in the ' Robeson Normal. ' He says he accepted the position to be near the home of his old room-mate, C. V. Tyner. who. by the way. has given up his scanty medical practice, and is n(jw in the Legislature, trying to persuade that body to take a positive stand in faxor of ' International Peace. ' .At tliat point, another voice sang out: .A. E. Stevenson, w ho is still trying to figure out why Dr. Poteat would not take a drink on him, has written a paraphrase on ' The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam ' , which has become the passion of the hour, and has won for him a prominent place among the American poets. And |eter W ' allin is offering a scholarship to Buie ' s Creek Academy or Mars Hill College to the person who will write the best one-thousand-w ord biography of ' Old Folks ' . W ' allin wants the [.aper to put in the collection of ' Short Biographies of English and American Poets ' which he is compiling. It is thought that Peter Mull, Jr.. whose father is a hookwdrni specialist in Bladen County, will win the scholarship. W R. Chambers and H. C. Dixon have startled the inhabitants of Hoke C(juntv with a new firm. It is a combination of law and medicine. The former spends most of his time trjing to figure out why he has not been appointed to the Supreme Court bench; the latter the most of his in calculatin ' the reforms he will recommend when he is made a member of the State Board of Health. T. Hipps has had a nervous breakdown, trying to prepare a solution which will replenish bald heads. He is traveling now in South America, and has taken J. W. Dickie and I. C. Prevette with him as his medical advisers. J. F. Carter says he would have gone along as chaplain of the crowd had he not already accepted that position in the State Institution of Reform. So the place was given to Johnnie Xeal. You must think you see it all. shouted a voice. Without heeding the interruption, the speaker continued : The firm of E. P. Vates and E. P. Stillwell. insurance agents, is doing a great business in Havana. Cuba. A. O. Dickens is their chief stenographer, which place he holds down because of his excellent handwriting. The scenes began to come faster now. Everj ' one in the room was trying to talk louder than everyone else. It was impossible for me to get all that I saw, and what the others said they saw. I wrote it as it came, and I am not responsible for it. O. A ' . Yates, pastor of a church m Fayetteville. ■ ' George Janis, a notary public in the city of Asheville. A. C. W ' arlick, a teacher of voice in the home of — . A. S. Ballard, an usher in the church of Rome at — B. Oliver, a professor of great prominence in — . R. Green in his constable campaign will win — . S. White, a fisherman on the shore of the sea — . B. Giles, the surveyor of the countj ' of Lee — . Grififin, who is still a railway clerk — . P. Carter went east to doctor the Turk — . I saw that I was getting only a sentence here and there. The voices were all going together, and the roar became distracting. Stop, you fools, I shouted. Write what you see. and let me do the same. Immediately evervone began to write ; some on the walls, some on the floor, some on the bedspread, and one on the back of my collar. From what I could make out that one had seen, George Pennell, who had become an SI ' S, was prosi ' Cutint; the Scah ' run train Xo. 3 l v ake Fi .ard rest entliusiastic worker asjainst the privileged eUi Air Line Railway tor taking the prixilege ti College without stopping. What was written on the floor. I could not make out. Tlie bedsijread was riddled before I got to it. On the walls was written a lot of French and German that I could not translate, and 1 doubt if anyone else could. There were pictures and cartoons of various and sundry assortments. Whether prophecies or riddles. I could not solve tliem. 1 did tind one which was as follows: R. F. Paschal was seated in my easy chair, rocking a cradle. His countenance was serene and sanctimonious. Across the room w ' as a woman, 1 suppose his wife, seated at a desk, reading a law-book, and smoking a cigar. The name of the picture was: ' The Product of Woman Suffrage. ' I saw also a sign: C. ). Whitlev and W. W. ' alker. trained nurses. . ll calls answered inmiediately. The rest is silence. l ' roin the scenes tliat passed before nie. 1 leanieil that K. T. Rayiior and H. P. Smith had organized a glee club, which ga e performances at high school commencements, consisting of solos, fiddling, and dancing. C. . Milclull was financial director and sta.ge manager of the club. C. IL Johnson, who had gone to C ' uba to teach, soon married a S|ianish lass, and is now artnig as page in the court of King .Alfonso. C. J. Carpenter went into exile because he could not happen to such good luck. 1, Ci. Lane, after spending the most glorious forty years of his lite in Irving to make Wake County land produce ten bushels of corn pier acre, has gnen up in despair, and is now spending his energy on an in ention whereby man with one arm broken ma ' shuffle Rook cards. Xorris have already gi en up their jiositions as teachers ha e returned to ca.nxass Mr. Lane ' s new iinention. l- ollowing this was a statement that . 1. 1 ), Phillips of the South, has been appointed as keeper of one of th Canal. But the saddest article of the whole performan Duckett and .Archie Horton. chief cooks at the loss when that building was burned, in that the The last flash revealeil : The moving picture shows, ;tinl ha inf Moves on. And if it shows a hut or 1 ' We bow. If riglit or not, accept you For nothing e ' er returns to make tht j. Hart and R. H. the Philippines, and It engine proniin cks of the Panama ■ame last: R. B, arborough. sustained a great tre left with nothing to do. Senior Vote Jfc FTER the din and smoke of a bitter campaign, tlie clouds of election j|m| have cleared away, and exposed to the public the results of the Senior vote. Electioneering. ' Well, if legging, displaying cheap cigars, and. according to Polly Green, snorting is any indication — yes. Xotwithstanding the many talents, accomplishments, and eccentricitie s of ake Forest ' s greatest class, the distinguishing characteristics have made possible a selection satisfactory- to all candidates. In the first place, the most popular member of the Class is. of course. Mitchell. That Smiley is the greatest ladies ' man no one questions, although closeh ' pursued by Shepherd. Stringfield. and Xeal. In a single voice, the Class united in placing the well-deserved wreath of laurels on the brow- of our best athlete. Tyner. though again Duke and String)- follow very closely. And as to where the tailor ' s art reaches its highest perfection, the Class is not able to decide between Grindstafif. Mitchell. Sustare. and Raynor. The most ladylike — a scrap, wrangle, and many ballots resulted in a tie. The Class ' s charming friend. Miss Heims. the librarian, was asked to cast the deciding vote. For her kindness. Miss Heims will never be forgotten b)- the Class of 14. The name — oh. exc use me: of course she said Roy J. Hart. ' hen a vote was taken for the best orator. Mac Johnson was first, with Dickens and Chambers txing for second place. For the best all- ' round man. E. P. Stillwell stood at the head of the list of the many aspirants for this coveted distinction. A hen it came to the most dignified. Judge Chambers won first place — there was no second. There were few who cared to be slandered by being called hard workers, but the votes had to be counted, and — would you believe it? O. . Yates. Ballard, and arlick each receix ed the same number ; one vote w as cast for Crook Thomas. To the .-Knanias Club, four new members were elected — Dixon. Horton. Green, and White. The tightest wad? Yes. there were two contestants — Griffin won first place, but Phillips lacked only one vote of coming up with him. and so has contested the election on the ground that Grif prom- ised W hitley a cigarette coupon for his vote. Pshaw ! W hen it comes to a politician, Penneli was the only man to get a vote, though he had several competitors. The hest writer went to C. H. Johnson, williout another contestant in the held, . fter a two-minute speech on woman sulirage. even the pessimist. Smiley, voted for Vates. E. P.. as best debater. The hottest sport went to Hipps bv an overwhelming majority, while the biggest rounder, after two solid hours ' balloting, went to Diitch. The one most likely to marry first — three are already married, and even not allowed to vote — was our handsome Dean, Rod- well. Mutt. Rowland unanimous! Jeff. Duckett. hard pushed by Hamrick and Lane. ()ptimists ' Sure, there are two in our Class: Prevette and Dickie Meredith. Parasites: There were several, oh, how near; but so far as was brought to light only Shepherd. Paschal, Tyner. and Smiley had taken the required number of hours. Old Folks was the wittiest thing we had — speaks short things without saying a word. Our best egg was Ham. and the cynic, gee ! ' twas Yates, E. P. Xominatiiins in order for the best dancer. announced the chairman. Wallin sprang to his feet, fearing that he would be nominated first, and put before the house the name of June Vann, the boneologist : but before he resumed his seat Carpenter interrupted by saying that he had a man in mind, Gee ! what a close place that man is in. interrupted Smith, H. P. There was such confusion that the president had to call the election off. There was no one who dared to run against Jarvis as B. S., though several had been legging for the distinction. The philosopher went to W ' itchee. who of some is said now to surpass . ristotle. The giant is our jirotector Whitley, with foundations unshaken. . tler .1 ten-niiniites ' speech on Y. M. C. . . work, our popular and con- genial friend. Xorris, nominated John Watson as the handsomest man of the Class. He was elected by acclamation. Prominent among the Bull Moose and suffragette leaders you will find Dixon and Jack Mull, with the help of Peter Dickie, who declares tliat dmen shall be free — to wear pants or slit skirts as they please. ' oman-haters- I ' .ritton and Martin were nominated by the red-headed sk , 1. Iv C;irter. The most reserved and modest, of course, is Campbell. Last WMI mmM T sla« Mi mM  E, THI{ Class I ' mirtrfn. Iiaxini; pluiiU ' d our wings for fliglit rflati e to W our ilcparturt- fnmi this sphtrf. in full iiossessioii of a sound mind, memory, and understanding, do make and pulilish this our last ill and Testament, herel y re oking and making M.id all former Wills liy us at any tiiTie heretofore made. .And, first, we do direet that our funeral services he conducted liy our friends and well-wishers, the Faculty, only enjoining that the funeral he carried on with all the dignity and jiomp our situation in the college scale has merited. . ' s to sucli estate as it has pleased the fates and our own strong arms to gi e us, we do dispiose of the same as follows, viz.: Item: We gi e and lie(|ueath to the Faculty a resiiite from our numer- ous petitions, in which they have so faithfully and diligentlv acquiesced. No more will we lie called upon to hend our haughty knees to supplicate; no more will they he pained to refuse. It has heen hard to have our fondest hopes thwarted; i t must have heen hard for them to refuse so worthv a pleader. Item : We gn e and hequeath to the College as a whole, from that bound- less storehouse, whatever of our startling information and know ' ledge, gained by our untiring zeal, perseverance, and ingenuity that said College may at any time bring into question, in the enlightenment and uplifting of those who may follow. Item : We give to the Freshman Class the following advice, accepting which will lead them to glory. Carefully scrutinize the first-year gentlemen of your Sophomoric year, and you will see yourselves as we saw you. Do not become discouraged, however, for development comes sooner through bearing failures than successes. Item: The subjoined list will be recognized as entailed estate, to which we do declare the Class of I ' itteen the real and rightful successors. 1st. Senior pri ileges, . nd just here we want to recommend highly, to those gentlemen who ha c an innate desire and tendency to exercise freely their natural instmcts. Dr. Sledd ' s green pastures, where there may he Hopiiing of ears anrl genuine enjoyment on the ])art of all who may attend, without the slightest disturbance or molestation to the common peace of mankind. 2d. Senior dignity is always handed o er to the new-made lords of the college world. We are afraid that this will be a strain upon the nerves and muscles of the gay and debonair Juniors, but all hope they will rise to the occa- sion, as thev sometimes can. Resides these enforced gifts, we leave, not of necessity, but of our own free will, our blessing and a pledge of friendship from henceforth. All the rest and residue of our property, whatsoever and wheresoever, of what nature, kind, and oualitv soever it may he. and not hereinbefore disposed of, we gi e and bequeath to our Dean, for his use and benefit solely, under this one provision, that he. at all tunes. kee]i himself sufficiently and aderiuately supplied with suitable stationerv. to keep all delinquents regularly informed as to their religious and gymnastic shortcomings. . ' nd we do hereby constitute and appoint said Dean sole executor of this, our last Will and Testament. In Witness Whereof. We. the Class of Fourteen, the testators, have to this our ill, written on one sheet of parchment, set our hand and seal, this twentv-third dav of Mav. Anno Domini one thousand nine hvmdred fourteen. Mis-; I. rev AI( rElJA Oliver H. H. CrTHRELL President S. GiMiDE Vice-President Le i H(irx Secretary A. R. C, Y Historian R. H. Tayeor Prophet H. iVI. SwEANEY Treasurer C. . Carrick Poet Jiiimltf ©Iffliss P ' © m im S FRESH, Ave toiled as l.est we cnuld. m L Our liumtile, meager role to play: As Sophs, we kept the Freshies good — And good they ' ve been unto this day. But now as juniors erudite, e care no more tor paint or shears ; We try to be the guiding liglit For those who ' e tarried not our years. To prayers and church we always go; No letters from the Dean we get ; The coins and dice we never throw — But over books we toil and sweat. e meet no trains, we cut no class. We break no rules of any kind; On c|uizzes and exams, we pass ; A better class you cannot find, — Poet History of the Jumitr Clas s IN THE Fall of 1911. tluTc landed at this institution one hundred and seventy- three new men. . mong this number were undoubtedly some of the freshest Newish that e er landed here, but it did not take long for the Sophs to salt us. Before we were here one week, representatives from our Class, wlio had ne er before had the nerve to ask for bread when they were hungry, were addressing groups of Sophs and upper classmen on subjects they had never heard of before. We were also trained in the arts of dancing and singing. The trouble with this was that we had too many instructors, too few of whom were capable of giving instruction. We closed that eventful week with a parade of the btreet . half- dressed. The Winter of 1911-12 was one in which nature chose too often to cover Mother Earth with a blanket of snow. This the Sophs made u e of, f(jr while the snow was on the ground all Freshmen were induced, by means of buowballj. to be very polite to upper classmen. Xo one was allowed to pass bv without taking ofC his hat (not merely raising it). When Spring at last came to our rescue, we knew how to appreciate E.xcelsior for Professor Hubbell. who happened to be a Newibh Frof. that year. September 3, 1912. found us again gathered liere, numbering one hun- dred and nineteen ; this time not as Freshmen to be chased by Sophs, but as Sophs who. with but few e.Kceptions, chose not to follow past customs, but to set a new precedent. That was to treat F ' rcshmen as men. our equals in every respect except in the matter of class standing, ' e dealt with them in a square and above-board way. We aided the student body to put its rtnal stamp on hazing. For the first time in the history of the institution, the Freshman Class was allowed to meet and organize in the cliapel, unmolested by Sopliomores and upper classmen. W e sought to culti ate a spirit of friendliness, instead of one of hatred, as heretofore. The Class (jf I ' Jli) are following in our lOolsteiis. This year so far has been one of fellowship and good feeling in the student body as a whole. Hazing — having fun at someone ' s else expense, and to their chagrin — is fast becoming a thing of the past. The present Junior Class stands, as its past well shows, for higher morals and a better college spirit. We have striven to promote unity and co-operation with, rather than abuse of, our fellow students, regard- less of class. The Class of 1915 has been active in all phases of college life. It was one of our Class that laid the foundation for our Glee Club, which has made such a superb record for the past two years. In almost every edition of The Student, there is something by a Junior. In Society work we have not been idle. At every meeting of tlie Societies, members of our Class are heard from. Last year, in both of the intercollegiate debates, the Sophomore Class was represented. The present Junior Class is doing its part in upholding the record of Wake Forest College in athletics. Members of (jur Class have played on every team since we have been here. In the Spring of 1913 we put out the strongest baseball team in the history of the College, and at that time the strongest college team in the South. Un this team, Cuthrell, Billings, and Parker were among the stars. On the gridiron we held an important place, furnishing more than our part of the team. Camp is among the best guards in the State, and Billings has no superior as a quarterback. Cuthrell held his place on the end against what- ever came, while Horn in the backfield rushed forward with the pigskin regardless of what was in front of him. When it came to basket-ball. Davis was there to guard and Cuthrell to play forward against all comers; while on the track Horn, Inscoe, and Brittcjn were there with the goods. The only tennis team sent out by the College for some time consisted of two Juniors, Arthur Sledd and Robert Middleton. Jft FTEK being (jfficlally notirtecl that 1 was the duly elected pnipliet .if the J Junior Class of 1913-14, 1 sought for two months to locate the hahitalion of the familiar spirit that has so long inspired Junior prophets at W. F. C. On Decemlier 20. 1 gave u ) the futile attempt in order to take advantage of the holidays. On arri ing at College after the holidays, I was very much dejected at the prospect of writing the prophecy of the most prom- ising Junior Class in the history of the Institution without suiierhumaii aid. In this state of mmd, 1 left m - room at eight o ' clock in the e ening, and walked aimlessly to and fro in the campus. Xot feeling any consolation in this exercise. 1 seated mvself on the rustic to the rear of the . lumni I ' .uildmg. m order secretly to give ent to my ill feelings. Suddenly there issued from the door which o])ens u])on the abode of the dead a ghostly-looking figure, clothed in a loosely-hanging white robe, carrying an open parchment m his scrawny hand. He fixed his prophetic eyes on me. and in the same instant bade me hearken unto the reading of the parchment, and to write accordingly. In a mulBed voice, which was scarcely audible, he read thus concerning the acivities of the Junior Class between the years 1 20-25 : Thaddeus hey is ' leading the young minds along the flowery paths of knowledge, ' without complaining that the way of the pedagog is like that of the transgressor. W hitehurst is making some valuable experiments with that rare metal, radium, as a possible cure for cancer. U(jtson has cxpoundt-d a ik-w llR-cir which iiur])url!i lu accnunt for tht- apparent movementb ul the magnetic pole. ' Sampson ' CliambUss has grown a long beard, which he strokes con- stantly as he presides with dignity oxer a political convention. Tom Avera is speaking ehemently in behalf (jf a measure to protest the so-called ' setting terrapins ' m our eastern waters. I ' egg is making a personal apiilicalion of the popular song. ' Peg o ' My Heart, ' to a wins(]me lady whom he desires as a helpmeet. His position as a ' legal light ' now entitles him to ' enter into a more perfect union. ' ' Brother ' Page, our most ellicient ministerial student, has arisen through many trials and tribulations to a very enviable position. He is now holding forth in an aristocratic Virginia city. ' Sir I ' inkey ' Prevette, at one time member of the Legislature from the county of ilkes. is now engaged in writing his autobiography. Mr. George Washington Passiter. famous as a composer of Sunday School songs, ' is chanting faint hymns to the cold, fruitless moon. ' I fain would have heard more jiertaining t(j the achievements of the worthy suns of this same Juni(jr Class, but much to my chagrin someone intruded on our prnacy at this [loint. The a[ipariti(m lifted a warning finger, and straightway xanished from sight in that dreary room. With fear and trembling I left that haunted spot; yet not xvithout feeling thankful that I had accomplished in part the mission xvhereunto I had been sent. If this be err(ir, and iiimn nic proxed, M . ljM lUll-N Kf.LL SUPHOMORi; Cl.AiS SPOXSOK Sop ' Konii f ' OMss OfLfla irs A. 1 . Ferree Preside n i X. J. SiGMON Vice-President U. R. Perry Secretary C. J. Hunter. J Historian L. A. Bird, Jr Prophet RuY Tatum Poet SophotTi0i ' Fo©iM NCE we were wild and wooly HQj ( T!i:it was long, long ago ) ; Now we are timid ;in l cold-footed (Al leaM thai ' -- what they think lliey know). Tlie Juni.ir hrass ..f what lie ' s done. While the Senior listens awhile; Tliey both hnrl at ns cold-footed, But we jnst lie low and smile. Just give us a chance, and we ' ll shew yc.u. Some night ahout luilf-past one ; Though we ' re slow and timid and eold-fi We ' ll guarantee enough will he done. da ath id fu We ' ll I.I  i Wl I ' or we ' We ' ll catch him and black him. . nd we ' ll cut his old hair, . nd if that ' s not enough, we ' ll heal him, . nd make him d.mee in the air. Then the Junior will not brag of what he ' s done. When past us scalped Newish tile ; And they ' ll no longer hurl at us cold-fnoted, But well just lie low and smile. — PoKT Hisfdry of the Sophomore Class S ET us begin by correcting a false impression. It is generally believed that l l ' ake Forest College was founded in the year of our Lord eighteen and thirty-four. The fact is. that our beloved institution dates from nineteen and thirteen, the year in which the present Sophomore Class entered upon the scene of action. This humble chronicle of the achievements of that Class must be brief. The Annual is supposed to be devoted to the glory of Seniors ; and if the histor ' of the Sophomores were given in full it would detract attention entirely from the real purpose of this volume. Even a list of our celebrities must be omitted, space forbidding the printing of a Class roll. Let it suffice, then, that our Class is a broad class, its activities extending from Xorlina on the north to Johnson Street on the south, and covering all intervening territon,-. Our members have been on the football team, the track team, and the baseball team : in the highest councils of the college, and in iail. Let one fact ser -e for a climax. ' hen we were Xewishes (we really were once, although it is difficult to conceive of such honoraries ever having been in such an ignominious condition), less hazing was practiced on us than on any subsequent class. In the majesty of our presence, the long-drawn howl of the hunting Sophomore was hushed, and the sable compound of the blacking- pot was spilled upon the ground. Here let this record close. One word more. Our secretary has been flooded with so many applica- tions for group pictures of the Sophomore Class that we take this opportunity of announcing that the supply has been exhausted. Sophom®p( (©lass Wroph y P REAMS never appear to be t happen to find ourselves lost dear old Wake Forest, after r weariness had suddenly overtaken tn ikcn seriously by the majority of those of us wh n the land of dreams. Rut while returning back t day of emoti,.n minplcd with pleasure, I founrl th: When the old trai I « just out of Raleigh. I dreamed a marvelous dream, rs of untiring ac old college days ian had adv and then it d that, after IS that the de vehng because my phy in the business world, I needed a rest brought back to my distant memory. As I stepped off the train in Salt Lake City, I was rushed to the hotel, where 1 had made the necessary arrangements to stop. After the usu.al preliminaries. 1 found myself, quite content, indulging in those things which i ring rest to those who wanrler in qtiest of health. Sitting one day in a comfortable Morris chair, listening to the music which the band was so skillfully rendering, I noticed a very tall, dignified man approach, and, as I scanned his toilworn face, certain familiar expressions revealed themselves. After close questioning. I found that I was talking to no one else than Rupert F. Carter, M. D,, who had won great fame as a specialist in external diseases. And then, as though springs had been incidentally put under me. 1 found that T bad arisen, and w-as firmly embraced in the arms of Legs Carter, my old classiTiate. In the course of our conversation, he reminded me thai a lawsuit was on that h.ad created great excitcinent. W ' c walked down to the courthouse, and the case was explained to me when we got in the room. T found out that Heiresses ' Idyl Ferree was being sued by Sister Wright for marrying his only wife, after already having seven to look after. .And who should I see on the bench as judge but Ikey Daniels, with a wife on each side of him? Then there came out, as attorney for the plaintiff. Calvin Monroe Adams I talked to all the boys, and found that Sister Wright had a good position as civil engineer for the R. and S. Railroad. After a hearty handshake, I departed for New York, where I was to meet my wife, and sail abroad. Arriving in New York I iminediately had our baggage safely put aboard the liner, that was about to sail. After our noonday meal, we found ourselves slowly but surely leaving old New York for a breezy sail across the broad Atlantic. While strolling over the decks on the next d.ay. I learned that the champion basket- ball team of . merica was on board, going to play the champions of Europe, and that they were to give an exhibition for the passengers that afternoon. So at the appointed time we strolled down to the gymnasium and got a list of the players, and comfortably seated ourselves to witness the game. In reading o er the list, my eyes suddenly fell upon the name of Alex. H all, Coach. Three tiiues 1 started to read on, but each time my eyes came back to the name above mentioned. Right then and there I knew that some time. somewhere, I had heard that name before, and once more I found myself taking a trip on the sweet old ship of memor ' - Just as I was about to give up searching, the boys entered, and I at once recognized old Alex, the star forward on the W. F. C. basket-ball team. Disregarding formalities. T left my seat, leaped into the court, clasped his hand, and reminded him that we had been Sophomores at college together. We wa ' ked to the sideline, entered into a conversation about former college days, and after a heart - handshake I assured him that we would meet on deck in the morning. The next morning, when Alex came out to meet me. who should he bring with him but A. C. Lovelace, who was on his way to Oxford University, to deliver a lecture on The Continental Origins of Shakespeare. While we were there talking about Wake Forest, a man came up and interrupted our conversation by wanting to know if there were freight trains in Europe. To my surprise, who should I be confronted with but Bill Hardaway? We all had a jolly time together the balance of the voyage. T told them all good-bye when we reached Liverpool. After visiting the parts of interest in Europe, we then journeyed to China: to see how marvelously she had adopted our western methods of education and religion. Well, one day as I was observantly walking down the street in Canton, a rather stout fellow. having recognized me to be an American, came up and tapped me on the shoulder. L ' pon scrutinizing him closely. T recognized Sky Powell, who informed me that he and Frank Ashcraft were over there as missionaries and educators. Upon invitation. I walked with him to his office. . s we entered. I noticed three balls above the door, and lo and behold 1 I found that he was running an up-to-date pawnshop, with Ashcraft as head clerk. Of course I was surprised, but I managed to keep it to myself, and we had a real nifty time. seeing the different classes of Chinamen at their daily vocations. During the latter part of my stay in the place. Sky told me that Ashcraft had married a real sweet Mongolian spouse. and was living high in China society. On lea Hng Canton, there were not many incidents that happened to make my journey homeward interesting. But upon arriving at San Francisco. I was met at the gateway by a grip-snatcher. who told me his name was Slick. Well. I handed him my two suitcases, and told him where to take them. I never once thought that anyt hing would happen to remind me again of my former college days : but. on arriving at the hotel, Slick ' was there, and to my surprise asked me if I had ever studied engineering at Wake Forest College. L ' pon examination, I found that T had been confronted by my old friend. Slick ' Sledd. Xotwithstanding his high position in life. I was glad to see him. and invited him to take tea with my wife and myself. After tea, I excused myself long enough to talk to my secretar -. and, as T was telling him of our next move. I felt as if the wings of a beautiful morn had suddenly grasped me in its outstretched arms, and was bearing me away. While in the midst of this skyward flight. I felt something pulling and shaking me violently by the shoulder, and T awoke just in time to hear the porter call. ' Xext stop. Wake Forest ! — Proph et iliss Nell Covington- IKESH.MAN CLASS SPONSOR -: --- (ttZ (  ■ !!J[? - ' ' Frethinffli! ' ©lass ©fllaer-s T. P. Williams President B. M. Boyd Vice-President C. L. Wharton Secretary V. M ITC H ELL Historian W. C. Harward Prophet O. G. Tillman Poet ml + [■ftfiBAKE way for the Class of ' Seventeen ! llHI ' ' ' finest fellows that ever were seen— UVJU p j ji p.jj j f _ j, West, from the hills and the pla From Mitchell ' s Monnt to the roariny: main. We come from the uttermost neck of the woods. But we are the fellows that have got the goods. Though we don ' t want to hra g, we do want a chance ; So give us the road, and we ' ll show we can dance. We have danced to the tune of Newish, lie low ; We got to our holes when the Sophs said so; Gawky and green we may most of us be. But the stars of the future here do you see. . nd many a day when the game is won Shall a ' Seventeen man lay out the home ran. . nd say. don ' t you think, now you ' ve looke l us all o ' er. We ' ll do pretty well in a year or two more? For the Freshman Class is the coming class ; So I hope. Mr. Senior, you ' ll please let us pass. And may there be no moaning on the Hill. When we arc through, and father has paid the hill istory of Freshrnan Clatl lit i!k ' I ' rcsiiman Clas; kr. TliL-rc are deeds I sliall attempt to fell ne luiii.lred and thirty new men, who liad coniplete.l the liigli-sehool eonrse, and desired to eontimic tlieir studies, entered our glorious institution of learning. We were gi cn a cordial welcome by the upper classmen, who informed us that hazing had been ruthlessly destroyed ; yet we knew the traditions, - ccordingly, we kept ourselves well coneetded during the lirst few days. We did not appear in public witliout a legitimate excuse. We were unassuming, reserved, respectful to our elders, and delightfully obedient to our superiors. Our modest bearing and retiring dispositions even eclipsed the monks of the Middle Ages. We soon learned that the upper classmen meant l.i do m no harm; ib.it ihcy were really our friends. Therefore, we decided to meet in the Chapel, to elect officers. . ' o former Freshman Class had ever dared to do such a thing. During our third week in college. we lioldly met inmiediately after cbapel exercises to elect olificers. The Seniors met willi us, to he ' p us organize. Many long political speeches were made in favor of each candidate for president. Then the balloting began, . fter the third ballot, it was found that one candidate had received a majority of the votes cast. He immediately delivered his inaugural addres.s, which was followed by great applause. The other officers were elected in some- w-hat the same manner. The Seniors then read the rules of the Senate Committee, and gave us a lecture to help us to understand our surroundings, and to develop seriousness of purpose; in short, to make us good college citizens. There is plenty of testimony that their counsel was reeened with plcisure and prolit. Tliat lecture Iielped us to . et into the purpose and spirit nf ,,,ll,m life. We soon got tlie true college spirit, and found our way into every place where duty defend the honora ble record of our College. Many of our numlier have licen or places on the various teams. With few exceptions, -veral Freshmen won the W on the football, baseball, w 11 its mental caliber to be in proportion to its physical ll liijjlier and liroader training than has been observed .■.lllrd lis In MS ' n on the athletic field, t tlicy won ilie coveted positi. or track teams. Our Cla s ability, for we have slmwii in oth goo.l „ years. ■ of the We b.i opporlii loyal to the Lite Societies, and h.ivc made Wake Forest in 191 7 the best i some will grow weary and fall li of the mountains of difficulty tb; otte . the waysidt t intervene. s . hna Mate ior Class vet. while others 1 we bid f.i illistandin.n the steep, 1 ■d slopes Ff shwaii ©lass Pfopheoy SA XD it canu ' to pass, in the one hundred and thirty-eighth year of the M k American Independence; in the first year of the reign of dodrow Wilson the Great; that the spirit of prophecy came upon tlie servant of WilHam Louis, the son of Poteat. And lo ! as I had laid me down to sleep, early in the morning a voice said unto me : Arise, and behold thy classmates, for they are many, and their callings are as the sand of the sea. and their labors mightier than all things that can be compared to them. Proi)hecy, for the destiny of thy classmates is before thee. .Vnd immediately 1 got me up. and looked toward the rising of the sun; and as 1 looked there was a noise in the treetops of a mighty wind, as of the sound of many waters, and it came and smote upon mine eyes, and I beheld an apparent stranger, who said, Come with me, old boy, and take a peep at my new machine. It was no other than my old classmate, Cook, the sign painter. Being a natural mechanic, he had turned his attention to a mighty and fancy flying machine, painted in many colors. He asked me to get in and take a flight with him. On our trip. I saw many members of the Freshman Class of 1913-14. The first I remember to have recognized was Mumford. He was dressed in the very latest style, and was going down street with two girls. It seems that he still held on to his habit of sporting, notwithstanding the fact that he had been run into his hole several times during his Newish year by the Sophomores, and at one time was compelled to take the back way through the garden a nd over several fences to reach his room in safety. . s we passed over Raleigh, I saw one of the most magnificent buildings of our State, the clothing establishment of Tally BuUard. And glancing down the street, on the opposite side, my eyes were arrested by a dazzling sign : The ' ilson Printing Company. This was hung out before a building owned and controlled bv Percy H. Wilson, containing the uniipu- and most up-to-date CISCO Class printing establishment of the South. These hail all stopped school and gone into business at Raleigh, so that they would be nearer their friends at Merideth. When we neared the outskirts of Atlanta, we heard the most grating and awe-inspiring sound I have ever listened to. Cook said to me, For the love of Mike! what is that sound I hear? Upon closer inspection, we found It to be a banil of would-be singers led by Well, I ' ll be hanged if it wasn ' t Wharton. He, not being satisfied with the Orchestra and Glee Club here, gave up the hope of getting a degree because he was defeated in the race for presi- dent of the Freshman Class, went South, and organized a tuneless quartet, so that he could take part. We had now left the earth so far that it looked like a tremendous ball, and I could not recognize anything I saw on it until we had come to San Fran- Here the Exposition was going on, and I saw many members of our most of which were there to spend a pleasant vacation, and see the world. In this crowd I ncjticed Sky Hester. He was on an elevated place of ground with a crowd of roughnecks, telling yarns, and just as we were nearest him he said in a loud voice, Well, tell mc this, when has a goose got the most feathers on her? There I saw the greatest football game 1 have ever seen. It was Wake Forest against the sailors. Strange to say, iilanchard has grown to be a heavy man, and together with Dixon, Harris, Lee, and others, mostly of our Class, gave them a hard fight, and won the game by the close score of 7 to 0. There was P.arnes still making his patriotic speeches for the team and for the College in general. After spending two years with our Alma Mater, most of which was spent grubbing up Latin roots and derivatives, Prevatt left us, and there I saw him running a cold drink joint, in the vain hope of learning pharmacy. We passed on, and 1 did not see anybody I knew until we came to the heart of Brazil. There, out in the open air, preaching to a crowd (jf Brazilians. I saw Confound it! 1 might ha e known Cook could not have made a machine that would last. — Prophet Q(s mm ofTlQ IVlliilst fifflii Glass Offioers W . L. Gr IGGS Preside)! t (). . s ' ates I ' iee-President J. F. Carter Secretary R. K. Redw ' ine Prophet DuicnT Ives Poet Ministerial Pderni The Call (■■■HE word comes to yon, my .kar l.rotlu 1 From Him Who rules over all; Go forth to the task set before you, And hasten to answer the call. Thy work is to help mortals upward Anil lead them nearer llis ihrone. To lell them of Christ the Messiah. Whose death for all sin did alone. Thus living and serving th. Maker — In thought, in word, and in ileeil — Thy life will show forth Ills hkeness. . n,l hriug home to ,,thers their neec So earth shall have been for thy living More with His plan in accord : And wlieti we appear in His glor - Thou Shalt receive th reward. ' ' Prophecy of Ministerial Class p HOUGH I have all other things, and have not the gift of prophecv. it .| profiteth me nothing. But what is the need to worn? I am a prophet bv the doctrine of election — elected by my fellow-classmates. ou say I ' m one of the new prophets? Well. I suppose you are risht • little difference what I say, since its veracity will certainlv be so it make questioned. et. since I have been given this honor, which of course specially endow; me with the vision of a seer. I must take a dip into the future. Right now, while Jack is gone, is a good time for me to tr - to dream a while. I fancy a dozen years have passed. In mv studv. in a western Carolina village. I ve been boring for two hours, trving to decide on a suitable sermon tor my congregation. Touring through a stack of books. I run across a copv of The Howler On opening, the first thing I see is that homelv but good-natured group— the Ministerial Class of 1914. ' - n ? f °° natural. Makes me think of old times. But what has become ot all the boys. ' Here are three who left college before thev had been there one session. One ot these is still preaching in his poor but honest wav. accomplish- ing good m the humble walks of life. The other two soon found out that the world was m no hurrv- about paying them what it owed them : so thev began to change occupations about as often as the moon changed. When last heard trom. one had just found the correct interpretation of his G. P C vision of years ago. and had gone to plowing com for a farmer; and the other was still running loose, trving to sell a fifteen-cent pair of spectacles for a dollar. Seventeen of these never finished their college course. Three of this number have attained prominence. They have worked exceedingly hard and are now holding good pastorates. Eight of these are holding countrv- fields, composed of four churches each. Ihree are larmmg for a living, and preaching as a sideline. One has given up the ministn- entirely, and is now located at a country- crossroads in a litue, dirtj-, dingv- building, supplying the people of his countnside with sugar and coffee, snuff and tobacco, and acting as general political philosopher for the neighborhood. The other two I haven ' t heard of since they left college. I notice that most of these persevered until they completed their college course, but even then a few fell by the way, and have never preached a single sermon. I notice in this group, among those who graduated, a lawyer, a doctor, a teacher, a business man, and two farmers: and here arc two that I ' ve never heard accused of doing anything. It is said that some did so badly. J wish they had all done well ; but then the saints won ' t be willingly persecuted always. When congregations come to demand pay for listening to the fellows preach who wanted money to pay the debts they had made in college, they sighed and wondered where on earth they could borrow the money ; but when the amount demanded was increased, and credit was gone, some were compelled to turn to other things. Of those now actively engaged in ministerial work, nearly all of them took some theological training. This Class has been represented in all the lead- ing theological seminaries in this country. I notice that ten of these men took degrees from liigher institutions of learning. Two of our number arc now professors in theological seminaries. The first churches in Charlotte, Asheville, Greensboro, and Durham are supplied with pastors from this Class. Four of the best men of the Class are pastors in cities of other States ; Norfolk, . tlanta. Memphis, and Baltimore are the fortunate cities. Six representatives of the 1914 Class are laboring among the heathen of foreign lands. Jack! why do you come in here in such a liluster? You knocked all the prophet out of me. Dick, I ' ll tell you; I ' m going to get married, and take my wife to the Seminary with me. My! My! With such a vivid imagination as that, I ' m sure you should have been elected Prophet of the Class. My prophetic inspirations have lacked detail. While the eternal destinies arc fixed, as set forth in the foregoing prophecy, yet the placing of the names has been withheld from me. But time will solve the problem, and each man will supply his name in its proper place. — Prdphet Mi s I,.,uisi; lloi.n; TKACMOis ' CLASS SI ' U- Toaohers ' Class Offioers W. E. Flemixt, U. M. JdH.NSi.x A. S. Ballard .. E. C. Tones T. IvEv I ). P. Ham RICK R. H. XORRIS rn-sidoil I ice-President Secretary Treasurer Historian Prophet Poet the Pedagog Mmm Aii ' l sets his he:irt to VL-pirning ? WW Thr teacher, with his tnLitiiiiR (iives the cllild that wniilcl he waiiiii Incentives that he needs to niakc a man: And gives Itini nobler visions. Which prompt liini to decisions, That will ligiire in this great and hrlpfnl pli Who gives him great amlHiion , To conform to all condiifn ' - ' Tis he who tells them Linci.hi, And other men to think-on, Whene ' er he gets A boy iipi n a In ' ■ Voii can reach the top. liy wnrkinu; -And no honest duty shirkinLi, Or, be Presiflent ! will say the peda;.;- ,; ' Wlio rpiickens aspirations, Tliat will make men heads of nalions? The one who teaches history Anfl solves the Solar mystery. Helps the poor kid the answer right to reacli : Then gives him rules in spelling. And grammar — There ' s no telling. What this pesky Old-School teacher ih.esn ' i i Who gives him higher know And sends him on to college ? That one who teaches Cicero And algebraic Ratio. Tells speeches, stunts, and things So the teacher ' s first creatio Form tbe men that make the ( ■et to teaching, noble clan, and he ledg Teaohefs ' Olass History EORGE ASHIXGTC)X could not have been a historian. t ecause he ' WUm loved the truth too much. Josephus shouldn ' t have been, for he was much inclined the other way. Of the two. however, the latter had the better turn for the business, for a historian can ' t be partial to truth. W ' alpole once exclaimed. ' Anything but history, for historj- must be false. ' The Teachers ' Class has been recognized as an organized body of students for only three years. Xevertheless. we would not forget those who, prior to this time, received their diplomas of graduation, and paved the way for our present organization ; those who are now actively engaged in the teaching pro- fession. The present Class has only a brief history, but many interesting and important facts of a historical character may be revealed. On the athletic field, it has always been our highest ambition to beat the Skys. Year before last, while the Varsity baseball team was away, we played the Sk ' s a pretty good game. In the ninth inning, our captain. Xanny, also star pitcher, succeeded in landing a ball far beyond reach of the centerfielder. making a home run. This brought the score to a tie. 10 to 10. In the tenth inning, the Skys were successful in adding another run to their score. Their captain had the nerve to think he could pitch, though no one else was so opti- mistic ; but when he walked in and struck out the first three pedagogs at the bat, no one ever dared to question his ability to pitch. . s we could not help ourselves, we walked away defeated, with the hope of beating them the next season. Be it known that we never attempt to play football, for we deem it utter uselessness to take active part in the knocks, bruises, and broken collarbones which we see looming up before us when we become pedagogs in reality. In basket-ball we have never lost the pep. Since we beat the Skys year before last, we have not been able to arrange another game with them. Here ' s hoping that they will come across and give us a game next year, and we will promise our defeat for their encouragement ! e have no representatives on the ' Varsity baseball team ; but when it comes to horseshoe pitching, we are there with the goods, and still claim the championship. This lirings us ilown ti tin- mort- acli f phases of college lite. In (he iiun.s; Men ' s Christian Association we are well represented, hast year twii members of the ■. M. C . . caliinet were pedagogs. This year we are equally well represente l. and may it be said to the credit of the Teachers ' Class that we lia e the spirit of the organization, and that we haye been, and are. eycr willing and eager lo carry nut the things for which the . ssociation stands. The president nf the I ' .araca Class, last Fall, was a pedagog. who was one of the strongest men m our Class, and an influential leader in the student body. The teachers are entlui -iastic workers in the Baraca Class, and perform their part with zeal. Our class furnishes more men fi r the Scrub I ' aculty than any other class in college, ' ear before last we had nine re|iresentatiyes in that august body. Last year we had six ; while this year we are claiming as many as sc en. .Some of our members are not sn ilngmaticalh ' op])ipsed to hazing. . few of us think that whistling and dancing the Xewish is a fairly good uiethod for securing social control. . nd. according to the law of association, we think it prudent to use, occasionally, a little lamiiblack and a pair of scissors as a sure remedy for those w ho think they are wise in their own conceit. Howeyer, we ha e submitteil to the appointment of sexeral nf our members on the Sen- ate Committee. The teachers belie e that The pen is niighlier than the swurd. and con- tribute their pro] irtii)nate anmunt of m;ilenal In the college |ierindic,-ils. b ' our- tifths of The Sluilriil statf are members of the Te.-ichers ' Class— I ' aschal, John- son, Hart, and hitle -. On Tm; Howi.f.k stalT. we ha e four members. Some of the teachers who ha e left our Class, as was said of old, were burn, not made teachers, and in whom the instinct for knowledge, and for im- parting it to others, was sufficiently strong to o ercome all obstacles, and carry them to the highest eminence in their ] rnfession. The Teachers ' Class at ake Forest College haye the manhoo.l. courage, and Spizzerrinctum. In short, we agree in one accord with the writer who said, The teacher is the high priest of the future. — Historian Teaohers ' Prophedy ROM the day I was selcc.cd :o forcicll ihc i .;ls of my classmaies, I began lo think of their possible destinies. When I considered how illustrious the Class of Xineteen — Himdred and Fourteen was. the undertaking baffled me. I tried in vain for four or tive months to project myself into the future. I had almost given up all hopes of writing a Prophecy. The editors of The Howler announced to nie that I only had two more days to get my work in. 1 was forced to think fast. Just at this time I was reminded of the old tradition that certain old women, by examining the coffee grounds which had been left in a cup, could predict the future destinies of men. I was informed tliat such a woman lived within four or five miles of the College. Up to this time I had never put much confidence in fortune-tellers of any kind. However, it was evident to me that something must be done, or there would he no Prophecy for the Teachers ' Cass. As I considered how old this tradition was, and how universally it was believed in, I determined to take my troubles to her. The next question which arose was when to go. I finally decided that night might possibly be more propitious than any other time. Xot caring to take this trip alone. I began lo look around for someone to accompany me to her hut. I went to my friends, and with a great deal of difficulty persuaded a couple of tliem to go with me. We started out one night about nine o ' clock. At first we began to tell all kinds of jokes, and amuse ourselves in various ways. However, as we got nearer to the p ' acc. we began to realize the object for which we had come. Suddenly the whole crowd became serious. The latter half of the journey we walked along in silence. We reached the cottage about eleven o ' clock. It was one of those cold, dreary nights in Januar ' . The moon was shining brightly, and the wind was whistling through the trees. It was at that bewitching time of night which is calculated to make a slight shudder run over any of us when on a mission like this. We approached the log cabin, which was situate I on the edge of the forest. I went quietly to the door, and gently rapped on it. After a slight pause, we heard the old lady say, in an indifferent manner. Come in ! This oUY lady was sitting before the fire, lost in her own thoughts. Her husband was sitting in the corner, quietly reading a newspaper. After we had explained to her our errand, she proceeded to get ready for the task. She made some fresh coffee, and after drinking a cupful of it. she poured the grounds out into a saucer. I handed her the names of my classmates, and asked her to tell me their fortunes twenty-five years hence. She read over the names carefully, and began to examine the coffee grounds. After this examination, she read out the following prophecies : Fleming, after leaving Wake Forest, had pursued his studies in a Xoahern University. He is now teaching Pedagogy- in the University of Indiana. Ballard, thinking it too slow a process profession twenty years ago. He has shrc coined in the West if he will only exert hi: the real estate business in a Western city. nakiiig muiiey. has abandoned the teaching intellect, and decides that money can be tivities out there. He is now engaged in Noted while in lecturer. He has bee a tour of the world, and Mars tu unite ni college for his wit and originality, Holmes has become a Lyceum 1 in every important city in the United States, and is soon to make His favorite subject at this time is: Can Saturn persuade Venus a new-fangled dance known as the electric whirl? ck for five years. ed to Not satisfied the chair of country The high school claimed the ardent devotion o f W ' i with this position, he had specialized in mathematics. He -Mathematics in Wake Forest College. Griffin, upon leaving college, had secured an appointment to teach in the Philippine Islands. At first the Filipinos were greatly disappointed in him, owing to his size; but they gradually became acquainted with him, and discovered that he was a thoroughly prepared teacher. He was quickly promoted. He married une ui the Filipino lassies and is now superintendent of a number of schools there. Paschal traveled abroad for several years. He came back accept the Professorship dI I ' hiln uphy in Harvard University. Hl famous by writing several bu.lk , The title .)! his latest is The Relatiun lietween the bieart and the Brain. Stevenson, finding the work of the schuol-room entirely too laborious and monot- onous, has decided to devote himself entirely to literature. His greatest achievements have been in the field of poetry, though he had written two or three intere sting novels. He found that the instruction which he had received wliile in College was a great asset to him in this work. C. H. Johnson had from ihe lime he left College been interested in government and political economy. He took a special course in Economics in Columbia University. Besides performing his duties as Professor of Political Economy in the University of Chicago, he has written a book on Practical Economics, which has gone a long way toward solving the meat and bread problems of the poorer classes of people, Norris had been appointed county superintendent in his native count never married, but prefers to live in comfortable bachelor quarters. He has h force in pushing forward the educational reforms, and is seeking in every v to raise the standard of intelligence. I looked at my watch, and saw that we only had two hours to get back to the College, and report to the editors. 1 gathered up all the notes I had taken while this old lady had read out these prophecies. We rushed back to the College, and got there just in time to avoid a black cloud which was rising in the west. I here present tu you the prophecies of tliese men. as I remembered them when told by this old fortune teller. — Prophet He has a great possible J- J Miss Louse P. Heims LAW CLASS SPONSOR Law ©iass Officers I, Pen NELL - - [ ' resident L. J AKVis -- l ' ' ice-! ' resident L. Brassfielij Secretary W . Walker Historian I ' uEVETTE Poet Law Class PoaiMi LIST! 1 hear the hiwycr pleading Standing at the courthouse bar And his client sadly weeping — Into crime he ' s sunken far. On his brow stands perspiration. Sterner grows his piercing eye. Deeper, louder roars his pleading — He win win his case or die. Hut the court is strong against him. For his client ' s wicked crime Shines before them like the sunbeams (Jn a slieet of winter ' s rime. Look! Tlie judge is soljhing. weeping. Tremble all the jurors ' knees; And the client ' s proudly smiling, While the lawyer seeks his fees. Oh ! What honor for a lawyer ( While he ' s in this cooler clime I To thus relieve his clients ' burden . Both of money and of crime. , nw to ilm e wild have the p ' easure. Vet to stand the old Stale Board, Since I feel they ' re so deserving, I must grant them some reward. So to those who try and pass it, Here ' s a broken. rust, nail Pep to those who hope to tr ii. But h— to those who fail History t tto Lmw Class LAWYERS have been accused of almost everything except writing history. They usually make history, but leave the recording to someone else. It is repulsive to every fiber of a lawyer ' s nature to confine himself to facts long enough to write a history which would be at all authentic, as this one is expected to be. The present Class is the most renowned that Dean GuUey has had the honor of associating with, from the time whereof the memory of man runneth not to the contrar)-. Aside from being learned in the law. as it is found in books, thev are very original. On certain quizzes, they have been known to create law, not even found elsewhere in the realms of legal lore. When these aforesaid embryonic lawyers are asked oral questions, they look wise. and lest their knowledge should be made manifest they keep m mind the proverb, A still tongue maketh a wise head. This may be called a bonnoriously-developed Class, because we have men who represent every phase of college life. In athletics we have always stood at the very top. e always furnish men for the different Varsity teams. The batting of Edwards was largely responsible for our famous victory over . . M. on Easter Monday of last year. Hensley also plays baseball like a big leaguer; and can be depended upon to take care of one man upon the basket-ball floor. Trust made an enviable record in football the last season. Last Fall, we triumphed over our ancient foes, the Doctors, in basket-ball, by a score that even a lawyer would hesitate to publish, for fear of being suspected of exaggeration. In every athletic contest, last year, with the above-named pill rollers. we were the winners. I record this evidence just to support the old saying, history repeats itself. In Society work, our Class is always there with the goods. Pennell, Johnson, and Dickens, the . nniversary representatives, this year, from the Law Class, acquitted themselves with credit. Jarvis is an orator of no mean ability, and Stillwell ' s unswerving logic is telling in debate. While the majority of the members of the Class are fine examples of the all- ' round college man. Green. Pennell, and Stillwell have perhaps figured most prominently in college histor}-. Green, better known as Polly, is our salesman, and one of the most popular men in the Class. Stillwell is a hearty supporter of the V. M. C. .A.. Judge of the Moot Court, and an all- ' round good ft.-ll i s. ri-nncll is an orator ami politician. IK- usuall ' walks nfT with the [lolls. hi-rausf if a fi-Uow i ' M.t hail iiolitics dow ' n to a scifiicc he is the one. Dickens is a lailies ' man of the first water. The fact is, he is likely to be captureil h - a ]iair of hrown eyes at any time. A pair of lily white hands appeals to him more than the stern voice of the law. This is perfectly natural, since he is a handsome fellow; but Rowland has already warned him that a man can ' t he pretty and learn the law at the same time. In spite of this. Dick sioes on repeating: ■iiut ihr leiiikT grace nt Will iK-vcr coniL- hack to .lav that IS clLa.l The Moot Court IS the best e cr. It is conducted in a businessdike and practical waw lor which uc owe thanks to Professor Timberlake. who acts as Chief justice. The courtroom is crowded every time a case is tried. All classes frei|uciill come out to hear these young legal lights, who have already eclipsed Webster and Marshall in eliii|uence and argument. If Blackstone could see the fruits of his labor, he wnuld be surprised at his success as a propa- gator of legal knowledge. . ow brothers, niv task is almost done. ( )f course it is impossible to note all vou ha e done; to relate all the victories _ ou have won; to mention the difficulties ou have surmounted. ' ou have passed with honors through the intricate mazes of Real I ' roperty and Evidence. ' ou passed through the fiery furnace of L ' ode Pleading and Contracts. What you cannot do remains to be seen. W e [lass out from these halls, not as the finished product, but as students reaih to study and grapple with the intricate problems of the legal world. W ' e do not inii-nd to rest content with past achievements but, encouraged by these things, we exjiect to undertake greater things in the real battle of life. Now, as a parting word, let us be what lawyers should be, interpreters and not evaders of the law; let us have in view justice as a final end. Then we may be worthy students and followers of Blackstone, Jay, and Lincoln, an honor to our profession, — Historian Mi - Joseph f i-: Kei.lv MEIUCAr. CLASS -POXSOR Msdioal Glass Offioers 1. C. Prevette .-- H. M. Vann ). R. Vann V. P. Mull Eugene Daniel J. W. Vann President ..yicf-President Srcrctarv Treasurer Historian Poet Dick Rankin . Surgeon C. V. Tyner Chaplain H . J . Langston Prophet Uledi al Olais Po M MA XI) Irtc ' s a least to iIk- Mcclical Class. jEk ' - e twenty-odd liirds ,,t a feather I Through thick and Ihitt, ami to the ei We always stick together. Of ■scopes and slides we iiave our share And plenty of cadavers too: With stiffs to cut. and ctdtnres In prepare. We always have enough to ilo. lint we shouldn ' t wc.rry ahnnl nnr w,.rk. For our life will he filled wilh such: . nd the l:isks ihat come we niusl nm shrink, If we Tier :,nionnt to much So have respect for the nol)!c profcss-on. And when we are under the grass. May only a word be enough for us. •■They hclonged to the .Medical Class I History of the Medical Class I success soever tliey llie earth coveretli. ihc Xewisli last Slimmer. 4.|= HVSICIAXS. of all men. arc most llapin : whatever g.io ■iP have, the w.irld proclaimeth ; and what faults they comimt The Medical Class of Igi4 is a record-breaker: certainly it has studied more tlnii i-iiv precedim; Class. The days have been crowned with study hours. ••stitTs, and tests: but throngirit all we have worked with a will, and rejoiced when we passed. Some days have been especially blue, and we have envied Langsion with bis happy iaugh when he would come in with his daily letter: and we wondered what fair damsel bad so much time to spare. 11 of our number are no. with us now: ■■Splint Xoell :n,d liill Bray left us ,n tbe Fall, and are at the University of Maryland, from which place they send glowing reports of their marks and escapades— mostly escapades. The Medical Class has enjoyed many celebrities, some of them n Med Class— Robertson tbe famous hall player who starred with Mobil Hypo. the Histology king, and Gy ' es the authenticity on— Physiology. The -Xewish ileds. will always remember the bogus quiz Hipps gave them. Prevette and . bsenf Vann are at tbeir old stand, dealing out amusement to the other members of the Class by ragging and dragging each other. The Medical Class is active in other phases of College life also: The Jailbirds beat us last Fall in basket-ball: but we have to encourage then, occasionally. On the Varsity baseball team, we are proud of Stringfield : and he is always there with the goods. And when it comes to playing center on the football team, well, no one is in Dukes class. The Lawvers heal us last year in baseball: but we are just waiting for the game this Spring-we will show them something. It is a treat to watch Tyner get over the ground on ' ' the track team : the other fellow is just not with him. We hope Dixon will not try fencing any more with red hot pahus: he might lose an eye in truth the next time. Mull is the intellectual spark of the Class: he is Assistant in Anatomy, and also somewhat of an orator. We also lay claim to a Beau Brummel. in the guise of Dickie. The fair one lives at Henderson, and Dickie makes frequent excursions m that direction. We hear Herbic Vann, Prevette, and Gyles are going to take an extemlcd trip to Europe this Summer— they sold textbooks to the Xewish ileds. I These are not all the records of the Class of I9I4, by any means: but merely a fleeting glimpse into the everyday lives of some of the number, and we hope the small beginnings of great endings. ■ T W ' A. ' i in the year I ' lW. that a company (if pnisiiccti -o physicians ordered ||i me to foretcU tlieir future. hen 1 cii ncei eil fully tlie order. I lieard myself saying, I am not a [iroplui. nor the son of a propliel. nor were any of my people hefore me prophets. I ' .ut the order came hacl m tones of thunder, ' ou must prophesy. ' Hie order this time was e idence of two thintjs only: namely, a prophecy or death. I chose the former. Hardly had 1 done this, hefore I was transported to a region wholly new to me. and er ' strange indeed. It seemed to have never known light, and so far as 1 could see no cheerful life had gone through this region. 1 was in an awful conihtion, and to sav I was in a dilemma hut mildly expresses my experience. liut ton soon there appeared a beautiful lieing, as lovely as loxeliness itself. She heard my story, and liecame kind, tenderdnearted. and symiiathetic. Then it was Diana led me from this dark region into the palace of her father . pollo; and there he let me see the future of the Medical Class of 1014. It was in 10, 5. The Class of ' 14 was scattered to the three corners — West. North, and .South l not one was )ira e enough to face the great East) — of the earth, each niemher making himself great, or otherwise, in his field of work. The hrst to ap|iear hefore me was I ' rexette. He had long before been disgusted with the changeableness of wdinen, ami had gi en himself wholly to the study of physiology, and was at this time trynig lo work out the class of enzymes that aided in breaking up love, and ui this way discover a remedy for this disease of woman-cliangeableness. My old friend Hipps, i was glad to see in a great university, located in the North. He was luck - in more ways than one. for, besides having failed as a physician, and then selling slides and co er glasses for a living, he had a number of Hipps about him. I recognized Duke Carter in one of the great Western cities, and witli him was Heart-breaking Stringheld. These fellows held positions in a uni- versity as teachers of Anatomy. Also they were leading surgeons of this part of the world ; however. Stringfield was still strong on looking sweet, and causing some woman to say, He is s-o cute; I wish he were mine. Peter Dickie had at last put into practice the three essentials that make a man a good husband, namely: be a Christian, have a good job, and a bank account. But to my sorrow, he got balled up in love, and was still living as when we were in college — without a wife. However, he had a good practice, in Henderson, N. C. ; and in the same town Holcombe had settled, and was doing fine work — not as a physician, but a business man. In one of the Southern universities I discovered Jack Mull. He had made himself great in the world of research work, and was just finishing a book on Bio-Chemistr)-. Vann was also in this same university, and had made himself famous by his new book on How to Clean Bones. H. C. Dixon had not only reached the place of success as a physician in one of the North Carolina towns, but had written a great book on The Sick Mind, and was at this time being in great demand all over the country to speak to the masses on the subject of his book. He had. also, after much deliberation, taken to himself his rib. and lie counted it a joy to talk of H. C. Jr. Lo ! I thought my storj- was told, but in looking over the field I met my old friend T yner. He had settled in a country village, and had a practice well worth any man ' s life. Yes, and he had written a book on The Importance of Increasing the Population. and believe me. he had practiced his gospel, as there were many Tyners in his home. .At this point Diana came and led me back through the region from whence I came, and gave it to me strictly in charge to record the future of the Class of 1914 as I had seen it in the palace of Apollo. — Prophet T ©. ' ©partliifl ¥®Milii WEET youth, I sigh from thee to part, I From tliee, as from no other ; or liope have I on earth to clasp The liand of such another. Full many a day ve ' e roamed the hills. The vales, and by the river ; h iill many a peaceful night vc ' e slc|it, nd dreamed of partint;. ne er. I ' .ut since new years ha e limught new car And niUL;h and wintry ucather, .And thou ' rt ton (iuni; the stnrnis to hravc, Xo more we ' ll roxe toi ' cthcr. Nil more we ' ll greet the dawn of morn itli heart so wild and tender. Xor see the evening sunset glow With half its gorgeous splendor. . nd nil. how sweeter, dearer. 1 hold thee close, close to my heart. As gray time who shall bear thee off Approaches near and nearer ! Then kiss me once again while yet Thy dying eyes do glimmer With gems of love and pearls of joy That still grow fainter, dimmer. ' ea, kiss me while the hand of Time ' )ur siher cord doth se er: .A kiss, and then farewell, dear x ' outli, l- ' arewell, farewell fore er! —A. I.. Dk.nto.v H M. C. A. OFFICERS Our S olsil«s And S.( pr s niail¥9S MlUZEFJA. McitluT dear. IISl Our loyalty and lii t-. with e ery iiasMiis year. We pledge anew tu thee, and to thy altar hrinf; Our faith, our ho|,es. our prayerh. (jur etTorts. everytlnng. in year heyond recall, We ' ve rendered thee our tribute in thy sacred hall; And far and near, th true and honored ons still raise Their voices, stronger thrown, hut yet to speak thy praise. And thus it e ' er shall he: The Ljlorious past, in laurels wreathed, we bring to thee; . s thou hast been our guide throughout the years of yore. The future, brighter still, be thine, we thine e ' ermore ! ,,.p ...... ,p|..|ipji;{l|(ti|;; |i r!T:!l I OUi d. I ' . -It i.i!! VAl F ' . Philomethesia S X KoRMI ' .k ilay , I ' liil..nu-llHMa. Hj Thv lianiHTs were lu-lil lii.uli by noMc nu-ii Who, lu-ncr ck-iiarU-d. luTal.l slill lliy nanu- hi llu ' ir uiik ' S|ilu-i-cs with |i(ilunl tnn.! -m- and |k ' T1. And now shall iHililicians. liont-y-ninutlifd. Aloni.- lisp sc.-cri_-ls Id tlu- lu-ark ' ninL; liallr Does nciw no ninrt.- the ckar tnnud nratnr Let his hin.n-wislu-d-tor siKi-r accent fall r Wc arc the suns of those wIki went hefore. And, with hi_L;h ins|iiratiiin then, we must Raise tn the stars th ' eternal standard lest It traduiij lose hs luster in the ihist. 4? Baylor -Wak@ F©F st Debati Query Resolved : That the Federal Govern- ment should retain its present forest and mineral lands, located within the several States. J. C. McCulKK , I-:.. Affirmative : Baylor. ' c{rriti e : ake Forest. C. T. IIuNTKTi. Ik , n Davidson -Wake Forest Debate, 1914 Query Resolved, That all candidates for elective offices, in North Carolina, should be nominated by a direct primary, modeled after the Wisconsin plan, in- stead of the convention system. Affirmative : Davidson. Negative : ake Forest. J P. Mum. Eu. Alt. Orators D. JI. ToiiN ' -cix, Plii. Gno, Pennell, liu. AnntveFsary Officers W K (_HAMi ' .i-ns, I ' rrM.I. ' iil K. l;. I ' .liKEN, .S -in-lai V. W. W Ai.KEK. Kii. . II. Dickens. Phi. Ariniversapy PebatefS R. H. Taylor, Ph: J. C. McCOLRRY, Eu. J, M. l.,.vri.iM., Ell. J]inl f ■ S(i pHi 1 |! A I.im: Carlton, Phi. I@re Debaters C. J- HiNTEK. Jr.. pi J. IV p:ii v. ri.s, Ell. SEXIOR iPUAKEKS fH Wake Forest Student THE STUnENT STAFF I.TV lUllTOR THE HOWLER STAFF IVOR COMMITTF.i: SENATE COMMITTEE SCRUB FACIII.TV KUE lACULTV The Professor ' s Poultry Ika T. Joiinm,.. BB I lOM Fourlcen in Glenn Dormitory was strangely silent that night. Rnpert Winn ' s m P viliow was on the table, his chin in his hand, while his brow was contracted with r __ deep thought — a very unnsnal attitude for the gay Sophomore: but, to his mind, events justitied the change. .lames Reynolds, his roommate and best friend, h;id departed from College on the noon train, and under :i cloud; in fact, the Student Senate Committee had notified him that a ten days leave of absence would improve his health. Proud and impulsive, he had refused to appear before the Committee, and answer the charges brought against him by Professor James. Hence tlie verdict. Xow Professor James, who occupied the chair of Latin Literature, besides a pro found knowledge of the old Roman masters and irregular Latin verbs, possessed — or rather, had possessed — a pretty dan.ghter, and some chickens. They were the professor ' s pride, this daughter and these chickens — Plymouth Rock of pure blood. And thereby hangs ;i tale! And this explains why James Reynolds bad cleparted from College, why Professor James had missed his Latin classes for one whole half-day, and why Rupert Winn was sitting in his room that night, silent and dejected, while his erstwhile companions yelled Freshman fright on the campus. Winn had been to the movies that night. He was not a frequenter of that place of entertainment. But his roommate was gone; and his books failed to relieve the itielancholy which held him in thrall. He had been a rather uninterested spectator at the movies; but his interest had been aroused by one incident. The play was The Victorv ; and while everybody applauded the triumph of the . merican flag over ait imaginary South - merican foe, Winn had felt no patriotism bubbling in his sou!. But when the incident of the . merican Consul proving tile innoncence of the young . nierican officer who was charged with the murder of the president of this imaginary country was thrown on the screen, Winn sat up and took notice. The Consul examined the room which was the scene of the murder, and discovered that tlie bullet which had passed through the President ' s body, had struck a clock, and stopped it; and the silent witness, having remained stopped, proved that the murder had taken place two hours after the young officer bad left the President ' s apartments. This gave Winn an idea. The conviction of the conspirators, the daring deed which saved the American fleet from destruction, and the closing scene, in which the young officer clasped in liis arms the girl he loved, made no impression on Winn ' s mind. He hurried to his room, and sat — thinking. By George ! he mused : why can ' t I turn detective, and prove that Reynolds didn ' t kill those darned chickens? I know he didn ' t kill ' em, but he was too proud to go up there before the august Senate and say so. But why can ' t I do something? He reviewed in his mind the events which had led up to the present state of affairs. . s before mentioned. Professor James had a daughter. .-Knd Bess Tames was the acknowledged belle of the college town. Half the students would have flunked on Latin for the privilege of one smile. .And many pored over Vergil and TTacitus until the wee sma ' hours that they might find favor in the eyes of Bess James ' s father. But Bess was stingy with her smiles; her father, with his favors. .And when the smiles were given to James Reynolds, plucky little shortstop on the baseball team, and general good fellow, parental favor did not accompany them. But Jimmy w;i imt .IclL-iTL-d. Wliui PnitVssui- College, Jimmy purchased an additional box of college of stamps each week, and made a week-end trip to Gilhi at Waite, hy parental orders, refused Bess ' s cousin clandestine meetings, and wore his usual smile. One day, however, he received a peremptory sun his office. Hastily purchasing a package of chewing gi his breath, he adjusted his necktie, pushed back his li.ii The professor cimtinued to read the Latin I qi seal statiunery and an l- rt. When the authoritati further admittance, he imons to meet Professor a Freslmian readinR The Com lofntilan. Jimmy c :le.-ir eil his thr. Pr,.ks,.,v Ja.iK ' v l...iki- l up, What is it? ' ' he demaudeil. V.iU suit Tiir w..r,l VMU w.-heil I., see me. sir, ' • said Jimr • h ' i l Mi-u llie vm Well, 1 iiist wantcti tu tcM y lUK fell..xv tll.u ' s U ou Ihal It ' s j;.,l l ■en 1 he :ag5;ius; an stopped, Ik to promise to quit attenipling t.. eall ou her. quit e. in ■espondiu, Ves. sir; meekly. Will y iti premise ' No, ellv The profess if necessary. Vou It was Jimi professor. He happened to th re not ht to touch the hem turn to get angry. He •I ' ll keep Ue if her ridii nptuous whelp ! pride and his hohhy. angry, and he w anted ti I ' ll kill your d- If he desired to the professor pushed h And next morni last sleep! He inuneili insisted on expulsion. ik of the chickens, the vauted to say something mean to the Of all unlucky thoughts, ) say the worst thing possihle — d chickens, he blurted ou th ,e the professo nu.yh the donr, id closed it three of Professor James ' s PI; ly called the Senate Committee Reynolds refused to appear. The Ply ■moil !th Rocks, the pre jfessor ' tlK ■ m isl unl uckv. But he wa see, lied f.i lillsh III him aflt •rward ■cee cled Wl •II. Choking wi ih ra.g 1 w ith : . 1 lang. ynii iiuth Rock- i were sleei ling th ' tn geth er, mai de his chart ;es. am ! CI inmi itii ;-e di ecided on ti suspension. They thought of the baseball season, and Jimmy at shortstop. And there you are I Or rather, there was Rupert Winn, The chickens had been poisoned, of course. There was no mark of violence. Bui iiinsi.n e,is .i slight clue. Winn was not a ] Ied.; hut he put on his hat and overcoat, and weni dnwii ihe dormitory steps, across the campus, and over toward the woodland back of I ' r.ifrssur j.imes ' s residence. Though they have not been dead four days yet, I fear they slinketh, he mused; but if they do, I ' ll do something. I ' m not strong on Chemistry, liut I made g6 on Chem- istry 11 before Christmas. And I know Hi ' O from CO2 at any rate. . ' nd I ' ll cut ' em open. and have what ' s in their craws analyzed. Then I ' ll have a clew to work from. Of course they are thrown down here in the woods somewhere, At the edge of the woodland, be paused to get bis bearings. Then, with the dignity of a Sherlock Holmes or a Craig Kennedy, be made his way hetweeu Ihe Irees. The m 1- light was filtering through the barren branches above, so he bad no difficulty in making observations of bis surroundings. And soon be maile a discovery. In a rather open place were evidences of a fire — and feathers scattered over Ihe ground ! By George! Rupert ejaculated: what in the thnnder does this mean? He examined the feathers. ' Plymouth plumage without doubt. he contiiuicd. Well, it doesn ' t look like anybody would eat poisoned chickens. In the words of Mr. Micawber, ' something may turn up yet. ' After a careful search, which revealed nothing further, Rupert returned to his room. Before retiring, instead of saying his prayers, he made a prophecy: I ' ll go see Professor James in the niorninp;. and I ' ll make Q5 on Latin, and Jimmy will come back to College, and bo will — Rupert was asleep. Karly next morning, Rupert boldly approached Professor James ' s residence, and rang the bell. The professor came to the door, a scowl on his face. What is it, Mr. Winn? he inquired, in an irritated tone. I wanted to see you about the chickens. I found — I found three more dead this morning, exclaimed the professor, angrily. Well, said Rupert: T don ' t reckon Jimmy could have killed them, could he? He could have got somebody else to, the whelp! Professor James replied. Say, Professor, said Rupert : I know something about chickens. If you don ' t mind. I would like to see those chickens. The professor, after a moment ' s hesitation, led the way to his poultry-yard. Here they are, he said; three of the finest in the lot. Professor, let me carry them ofif for you. said Rupert. Professor James looked at him sharply. Very well, he said ; it will save me the trouble. Rupert picked up the chickens by their necks, and went down toward the woodland. At the edge of the woodland, he paused, and throwing two of the chickens down, examined the other carefully. Seems to me like I feel something on this chicken ' s neck, he said. Parting the feathers, he ran his fingers up and down carefully. Suddenly, he gave an exclamation of surprise. There, under the feathers, was a small, strong rubber baud! Excitedly snatching it off, be threw the chicken to the ground, and hastily examined the two others. Each had on the same deadly necklace. Wonder if Henry Ellcr is in his store. he mused. Believe Ml see. He hastened back across the campus, and down to Henry Eller ' s store. Henry wa ' in — and alone. Henry, he shouted: has anybody got any rubber bauds of you? Henry hesitated. Why? he queried. Tell me quick, said Rupert impatiently: ii may help Jimmy. May help Jimmy? exclaimed TIenry. pondering a moment; and how Ah. go on and tell me I W,ll, s:ii.l ll.nry; ■I:. 11 McMillan was in licrc a few nights ago, just after 1 got ' ii- ,i iliiwni ' • nni. Ami vou know it lias unusually strong rulibers around it. .ki ni. h.m rnu.li 1 w.iuM lake for all the rubbers, and I told him he could have .1. I .li.ln-l ibnik Uicy  -..uld add much to the sale of the gum. Was anyb.idy with him? Ves; Joe Waters, and several of that crowd, ' Did they say anything that you heard? Well. Henry replied, after thinking a few m..menl-.; 1 did hear -ime nf iheui melhiuK about a d d good joke, and somelhi)!.!.; almut a slew; bul 1 didn ' t lliink ' W. til. i;bl I ' n.fe Darned if n ■us llie very ne I ' .ut Rupert w; r James ' s lirsi ch ed Henry. 1 remember u. .-, I believe I see what .)u , going in the direction nf 1 die.l? r.ill Inl.l .Iriviug a ess..r Jam. in the idencc. ii w.i l- ' .,isier M.inday afiernoon. The big baseball game of the sc.is.hi a i;..uu; .Ml Tlu ' l...:,K u.r.- against Ibe Techs, their ancient foes. The grandslau.l w.is en. w. led Willi elieeniig s.Mup.illiizers of ilie home team. The band, the roolers. liic play.r- .m the diamond, were doing their best to win a victory, coveted above all oilier vi.l..ries. Di,i;mric.i professors were yelling like children. It was tlic ninth inning. The score was i to i. The home leaiii was at the bat, and two 111.11. Ill r.tofore usually safe bitters, had struck out in quick succession. It w.i a tense iii.mii.iii The cheering had ceased, the band bad forgotten their instrmiieius A deep sil.iiee liiiiie .. er the grandstand. Jimmy Reynolds stepped forward, and sei e l a bat. The crow. I r. luaiiied silent for a moment; a deep silence, which sp..ke m..re el..i|iKnily to Jimmy of wli.it w.i expected of him than much noise call. I lia e sp.ikeii Let ' s gi e Jimni a yell I shouted the cheer leader. The crowd responded with a will: Ray! Ray! Rah. Rah! Jimmy. Jinimv turned, and smilingly waved bis ban. I t.iward the L;r.iii.lslaii.l Tben cabiilv facing the pitcher, he waited. There was a swa ing of bis lube (..nu. .i crack of the bat. and the ball weul over centerlield, ..ver the lop of the lillle ri.lye. .in.l — Iimiiiv made ,-| al 111 The crowal went wild. loncs popped up to sccoml. .lu.l Ihe .■ borne on the shoulders of his fellows, while the ban.l )ilaye.l. .ii . ftcr a little, a small hand touched liimiiy ' s arm, lie lurne liinnivl she said. The hero bail no w.irds. He looke.I belnn.l her. Tr.ife- Jimmy liling I.I |{. ak t.) yoi Jimmy, said Professor James, stepping forward and grasping the boy ' s hand, you sa ed the day for us. And say! T want to apologize to you for accusing you of killing my chickens — my pretty chickens; and I can scarcely forgive those who did. And Jimmy. I want to talk willi you. Can ' t vou come over Sunday afternoon? Frank Thompson, kno :t the situation, rouml hii , and Frank Thompson bei ling Wake Forest ' s athlelii Since Coach Thompson took charge of the sit- uation here. Wake Forest has taken on new life, and has rapidly foi-ged to the front in footliall and baseljall. until she has become a force to be reckoned with by every college in the South Atlantic States. To whom does the glory go? To whom shoiibi tlic reward be given? 1 he Wake Forest men will lell vou - Frank Thompson. 1S76; Captain of basket-ball team, Evansville Y. M. C. A., 1895-98: Professional baseball player, left and centerfield, Evansville, 1897: Little Rock, was Coach of of Physical Ci organized the firsl br Carolina, at Waki Basket-ball Team Physical Culture at Harvard Uni At present, finishing Wake Forest College, dye. VBMieiATloN UIUCERS lUR CAPTAIN r Mis- HKi.EX PUKEIOV PuTKAT rOOTBAI-L SPONSOR hii TUALL OKUUP FOOTUAM. GROUP m irsity FootbaJJ T l S. GooDE Manager F. M. Thompson Coach P. C. Carter Captain CuTHRELL, Harris Left End Raxkix, White i?i;; i End Powell. Blackman Left Tuckl,- MooKE - Right TarkI,- Oliver Left Guard Camp Right Cuard Carter. Shki ' HKkd enter Billings. Daniels Quarterhack Lee, Stringeieli) : Left Halfback Trust. Horn Right Halfback Savage Fullback Dl-khv. Dixon Substitutes Sohediile September 27 University of Nortli Carnlina. at Chapel Hill October 4 Horner, at Wake Forest ( )ctober 11 University of South Carolina, at Columbia () -t,,l,er IS Richmond College, at Wake Forest October 25 Washington and Fee. at Lexington. Va. November 1 A- AL. at Raleigh November 8 (lallaudet, at Raleigh November 5 - Medical College of Virginia, at Richmond November 27 Da idson. at Charlotte J feil c 1 — 1 Miss Marv Thompson WaFsllf Eatket.Ball Teaifij ! !« STATE CHAAII ' IUXS H. H. CuTHRELL Manager J. R. Crozier Coach (j. M. BiLLiXGS Captain Holding Left Forward Hale Riijht Forward TynER Center Davis Left Ciiard BiLlJNGS R ' ujht Cuard Hensley, Cuthrell, Williams, Blankenship Sithslilules Recofcl, 1914 Wake Wake Wake Wake Wnkc Wake Wake W ' ake Vake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake ake Wake Wake 1-ore l Forest Forest Forest Forest Forest Forest Forest Forest Forest Forest Forest Forest Forest Forest Forest Forest C.llefje ?4 College Ill College 4S College 40 College 1} College 24 College 24 College 31 College 39 College 21 College Id College 25 College 24 College - il College 14 College 28 College 41 Liii ersity of South Carolina 8 l{lon 15 Charlotte Y. M. C. A. 8 Koanoke 9 Guilford 30 University of North Carolina 28 A. M 14 Trinity li University of North Carolina 30 Elon 26 University of Virginia 80 Virginia Military Institute 26 ' irginia Polytechnic Institute 29 University of North Carolina 29 Trinity 28 A. M 20 Guilford IS Miss Ed.n track team TKiVCK TEAM Track TeaiM!. | l® I Irom l;i; l year ' s tc-am. Captain Tyncr was alik- In put nut tlic stninijest l,TH()L ' C.H «(.■ wtTf withnut a Cciach. and hail lost sc cral ffoi.d men r was alile tn put nut tlie strnnijest team in the history nt the College. The inili idual stars of the season were: Tyner. 75 points; Langston. i3 points; Horn. 21 points, ( )ther strong mcmlicrs of the team were: Herring. Alavherrv. P.vrd. Williams. Martin, and Hart. KXT MICMUKRS ..4 mil 100 yard Dash TvNER, M.wbKrhy JiO yard Dash Ty.ver, I. wnsT.iN 440-yanl Uash L. N-csTON. . l viai,Ki Half-mile Bybii. C. Kpr..NTi;K. . l nriN Mill- ' H. BT, Briner - -Mdis IxscoE. HecBELi. l- ' O yards Hurdles HoEX. Hrrrixg 220 yards Ihirdlcs Tvner, Hkrbing 2S Pole Vault TvxER, Britton 10 feet. Sliol Put TvNKK. STRixr.Finr.n. Pnn.i.ips 20 feet, 5 ' High lump L.wr.sToN. Hr.RRiNO 5 feet. Broad Jump Horn. Rninicis Hammer Throw Wh.i.iams. M.wnGKRv .18 seconds seconds seconds seconds minutes seconds seconds 3 inches M feet 104 feet Record Of Team for 1913 A. M 61 Trinity 54 A. M 54 W ' mii third 1.1. 1 W. F, C 56 W. F. C 77 V. F, C 63 Miss Ruth C.k.ntry Baseball T anii 191S S ' l ' ATI-: ni AMPIONS (. ' . Caktkk Mamnii ' r M. THnMi ' SiiN ' Coiuh M. Ui i.i.ixGS Cdptai)! L. W . Smith Pitcher H. H. CuTHKELL Pitcher J. R. Lowe Catcher G. M. B i.i.iNGS Shortstop H. F. Faitette CcHlcrficlit P. JVI. UTI.EV First Base M. L. Parker Second Base O. L. Stringfiei.u Third Base G. W. Edwards Left field i.F.E C. GoocH Ri,jhl field G. G. I I «.RE Pitcher G. W. Hi ' KTi.EY Pitcher SL ' P.STrrUTES C. L. R. S. W ' ooDALL ( ' atelier Hen ' Si.ev L ' tilitv Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Wake Fcresl College 2.I Forest College 5 Forest College 6 Forest College 4 Forest College 17 Forest College Forest College S Forest College I,i Cr.lleue C ' .Heye Cn ' k- e Forest College Forest College Forest College CU. Forest College 13 Forest College 6 Forest College 6 Forest College 7 Forest College 3 Forest College 8 Forest College 8 Trinitv Park Elon College Horner Selm A. M. Colk-e Lilierty Piedmont Institute - Trinity of Conneelieut I Trinity of Connecticut o Trinity College 7 Eastern College 4 Trinity College 2 A. M. College 6 Davidson College 2 Atlantic Christian College i Raleigh League o A. . M. College o Durham League 6 Trinity College o Davidson College 6 Furman College i Furman College 7 Clemson College i Riverside School 6 Georgia Technique 2 I ' niversiiy of South Carolina g University of X ' orth Carolina 2 I ' niversity of North Carolina 2 Di ' noMnm-: riioriiAi.i. tk m ' i:ari:rs (II- THE w ,ICi; CI.L ' l:— Top Row ikfi u. iiglu): .Mc.l.l. Wli., tk. ll..l.-on, II Koclwell. Mile Third Sirole, Ofivcr, Kt-cslci. Fourth Row: Eilgerloii. Ilanell. Strinelicl ' Kt. Riiyncr, Jfiikins, tond Row: V1 V.m , Hal!, hltlull. r. Wail® F®f= Sit ' Qli @ ipiufe ;a!M d rohestr@ SEASON OF 1913- ' 14 H. M. Pi iTEAT. ' 0(1 Dim lor E. P. Vatks, ' 14 Business Manmjcr ■i- Glee Club T. A. A EKA. ' 14 _ Leader I ' IkST TEXIlR SF.riiND TENHH I-IKST r.ASS N. W. Jenkins, ' 17 T. A. Avera, ' 14 M. W . Edgertijn. ' 17 A. P. Si.EDii. ' 15 J. K. Hai.i., Jr . ' 14 E. H. Harreee. ' lo C. E. Wharton, ' 17 |. R. RdnwKEE, JR . ' 17 H. M. Phteat, ' Ofi J. B. Whiteev. ' 17 (). E. Stringeieed. Jr.. ' 14 C. W. Caklxk, ' I? SECOND BASS J. P.. . ederman, ' 15 T, Hirrs, ' 14 W. G. DoTsuN, ' 15 •. B. Oeiver. Jr., ' 14 r:- , ,- ,. C. W . Mitchell, r First Violin - i ,, ,, „ ( H. M. Poteat Second Violin — G. F. StrolE First Cornet — 1. R. Hall, Jk. Second Cornet — W , B. Oliver, Jr C. W, Mitchell, Jr., Eeader French Horn — J. M. KeslER, ' lO ' i ' rombon I O. E. Stringeield, Jr. M. ' . Edgerton Drum — E. H. Harkei.l Piano— K. T. Raynur, ' 14 Engineering Corps M. I . I ' mi.i.ii ' s ' . (;. DdTSdx, W . M. Am.ex M. El.LlliT J- G. Lane L. D. Knott, ' . R. Wright E. X. Phillips, E. L. Ward S. W. White B. F. Giles • csidi ' iit Hiu im-n- Chief-of-P(irt Transit Frnnl Rn,i A ' ■ ;;• k ' ni I.r-.vl Front Target Rod C. O. RiDDICK W. R. Ferrell Axmen A. r. Sleod Rear Target Rod Compass . Issistant Compass Front Rod J. M. KeslER Rear Rod J- - I IK Front Chain F. R. W HEELER Rear Chain The Scientific Club DoTSox. G. .President Tatum. R C ...Secretary Laxe, T. (• ue-President Carrick, t W ..Treasurer Marti X, A ' . ] I - Corresponding Secretary Kksi.ER, J. M Librarian Phillips. M. D. Allex, V. M. Ward. E. L. JoHxsux, C. T. Ferrell. W . R. Hamrick, O. P ' Chambers, W R A ' HiTi.r,Y, E. 1 ' Lovelace, A. C Heai-xer, H. H. Newton. J. C. Foreman, T. HuEE. R. F. Sinclair. l;. PUGH. W . M. RonwEi.L, I. R. Deitkk-k. W. H. Scholarship Club OFFICERS .MEMP.I ' .RS EnVKI.ACK, A. C Hamrick. (.). P. Chamiseks, ■. R. P.ivExs. 1. A. ' Pai.i.v. f. I. I ' .rLi.AKiV y . p. ' i ' vsingeh. i). ,s. ' right. W. 11. White, C. H. President I ' ice-President Secretary Treasurer HiTLEV. |. I!. BUCKNER. b. E. P.ouE, T. G. Olive, Pj. R. RUCKER, j. I!. ' hitlev. E. p. humber, j. d. Canady. J. D. Johnson ®lrt Johnson, D. M. Johnson, V. R. Johnson, C. T. Johnson, J. S. Johnson, L. L. Johnson, F. T. Johnston, I. T. Johnson. N. A. Johnson, C. F. Tohnston. J. A. Puie ' s Creek Club Motto: Ad ustra per asf ' cni OFFICERS B, R. Page President F. A. BoBBiTT Vice-President C. Thomas Secretary W. n. Harrington Treasurer MEMBERS Brown, R. L. Duncan. V. E. Tayi.or, R. H. BoBBiTT. F. A, Harrington. W. D. White. R. K. BooE. J. G. Holiday, C. W. ■ILI.IAMS, T. P. Campbell, O. P. Ives. Proe. j. IX ' I ' homas, C. Bullard, M. p. Ives. D. H. Pope, E. F. Eakes, O. T. Perry. D. R. Tally, J. O. DiNON, L. P. Page, B. R. White, C. M. Creech Nokris, R. H. Mitchell, V. J Dell High School Blanch.mu), E. p. TOHNSOX. F. T. Fryar, C. H. Blaxtox, a. J. Johnson, L. L. Sanderson, X. R Carlton, A. L. Jones, L. L. Sasser, L. Casteek, K. Jones, T. E. Thompson. E. S. Early, H. G. PiTTMAN, K. Williams, T. P. Hall, R. Powell, J. C. Wilson, E. mmwm HIT! Club OFFICERS W. R. Chambers _ Pi-i-sident R. C. TaTUM _ rirr-rn-siiicif J. E. Edwards Si-crrlarv O, L. Stringhiei.d. Jr Trcusiircr MEMBERS AsHCRAFT, F. B. Grexx, R. B. Johnson, C. H. Ballard. A. S Griggs, V. L. Rucker, J. B. Boyd, B. M. Harris, T. F. Sigmon, N. J. Chambers, . R. Henry, O. L. Stringeiei.d, ( ). L. Cox, E, B. Holmes, C. C. Sprtnki.e, J. H. Duckett. R. B. H irn, L. B, Tati-m, R. C. Edwards, G. W, Iarrett, C. H. Vann, J. Edwards, J. B. Jones, C. E. ' all, J. N. Wheeler, F. R. ' HART0N, C. F. eimw@ls.nd 0 iniy Oiub Tames Calvin McBkayer. Jk. Luafixg Place : ' Sky Floor in the Dormitorj- Toast: Here ' s In the have-beens, the are-nows, and the maybes Here ' s to the buneheads and the geniuses of the three C ' s. OFFICERS D. C. Hughes, Chaplain J- P- Iull. Doorkeeper EX OFFICIO OFFICERS W. P. Mull Pof ' - L- Jarvis Orator MEMBERS J. P. Mull D. C. McSwAiN J. C. Newton C. E. Carpenter V. A. Elam O. P. Hamrick A. V. Hamrick J. B. Jones D. C. Hughes V. P. Mull G. L. Jarvis G. G. Moore A. C. Warlick Duplin and Sampson Counties Club Bl.ANTON, A. I. Bbst, C. G. Carlton, A. I,. Early. H. G. GdODR. S. JoHNSOX, K, T, Johnson Jones. T. E. Sanderson, M. R. Wilson, E. W ' lLL ' AMS. T. P. Franklin County Clufe OFFICF.RS Hugh W. Perry President William A. W ' txstox Treasurer RoBT. E. UxDKKWOoD Vice-President LixwooD S. IxscoE Poet A. R.iYALL Gay Secretary Kexxeth A. Pittmax rrophet Colors: Nile Green and YeUotv Motto: Never trouble trnuljle ti trouble troubles you. Favorite Sayixg: Who wants t know? Favorite Dr x k : Black Cow Flower: Two Lips (Tulip) Song: A Bumble-bee backed u against me, and pushed Poem : William plows the yaller mule, Kenneth ' s mule is gray. I inwood pulls up wiregrass. And everybody ' s Gay. Karl, he trims around the stumps, Hugh, he weeds the row. One begins, and all join in. Old Franklin County, Ho! ■-,-,.t c. Robeson County Olllfc R. L. Brown. C. V. Tyner President C. C. Cash welll ' ce-President E. S. Th(jmpson Secretary P. H. WiusoN Treasurer P. M. Barnes ■ Reporter Mac loH.Nsnx ' - lia plain J. M. Hester Doorkeeper lanitor MEMBERS J. S. JOHNSUX . . A. JciHXSdX 1 I P,,„,.„. I r D iv. (j. Frevette 1.. PllUERS Rutherford Gourity Club Object : To attract attention Meeting Place: Dr. Tom ' s office Song: O, Carry Me Back LONG SUIT NICKNAME MEMBERS OFFICE Green Housekeeper Tradin ' Walker Spokesman Shootin ' the bull Lovelace Notice of public Legging Tate Baby-minder Looking wise Harrill Spiritual Coach Shannonizin ' Harris Doorkeeper Sleepin ' RucKER Chaplain Lackin FAILING Suffragette Arc-ing Flunking Xewish Warning Sinners Polly Judge Fatty Willie Black JoE Boreing Zu Zu Being Fresh Rook Buttin ' In S lllli. Carolina! Olub Blackman, S. J. Blankenship, J. S. Edwards, J. M. FiSHBURNK. E. C. Gyles, R. C, Harris, VV. A. J..XES, C. W. Martin, V. H. Purvis Saxders, S. H., 1r. Smith, H. P. -1 1 I H H ] 1VHHI H 1 1 1 Ml vKSmI SlmMly County Club Motto: Look wise, and do our daniedt-!.! Aim in Life: To heal broken hearts Favorite Drink: Mountain De Sung: DarUng, I Am Growing Old Meeting Place : Xo. 10 OFFICERS C. J. Whitley President R. R. Ingraham Vice-President W. D. Harrington Secretary R. F. Hough Treasurer W. T. Foreman Chaplain G. E. Eddins Booster P. G. Hartsell Laidsinan Brantly Reid Prophet IVEY .. Lane President KxiiTT I ' ice-I ' resident Seeretary Brasskield Treasurer Yates, O. V Sponsor Bell Billings BuBBITT. J. U, BuBBlTT. W. C. Carter Davis Ferrell HoLLIDAY Ru W I-AXD We a thers j ac sc son Sl B dd MiT hell PO L H U NTER Jo M NES Ya ¥ ES PERR 11 Holding MiDDLETON Norris Olive Strickland hitlev, e. p. Whitley, J. B. Whitley. H, W. W LLIAMS : The P. O. M. E. CotifeFs ih Thlpd P©gpee By J. B. H. April. 1912. its valuable The Howler: !S. A full revela The P. O. M. E. c{ its purpose jjjouruerl sine IT WAS the last night of Conitiiencenieiit, 1914. The usual public exercises were over; the Comniencemeut Orator ' s voice was no longer heard ; but still the hand continued to pla - in the summer-house by the Fountain. The brilliant moonlight re ' ealed nian - a Senior walking through the leafy avenues of the campus with his girl, hound for the drug store. Perchance yonder couple, seated on the bench under the magnolia, have wdiispered words of — but that is not our story, which is only a gloomy tale of misogyny. The members of the Philosophic Order of Misogynistic Epicureans had gathered in session for the last time. Tomorrow tliey would go forth into that great world-life which lies beyond the College gates. For four years they had felt the lure, the awe. and the challenge of that life; but tonight, while the gates, as it were, stood already ajar, they thought only of the imminent dissolution of the Order, and of the painful parting with friends. But you, gentle reader, perhaps have never gazed upon the Hall of the P. O. M. E. in all its gorgeous magnificence. Tonight I invite you, the only profane to whom I would extend such a courtesy, to attend this last session, which, if I mistake not. will surpass all others in brilliance and splendor — even that memorable occasion on which the Chancellor of the Exchequer was on trial for high treason. Tonight the Chancellor is late. .Ah, here he comes. Let us accept his invitation, and enter with him. Xow we are on the inside. You are the first and only non-Misogynist who has ever beheld this Hall in all its glory, h the end nearest us sits the Prime Minister, arrayed, like all the rest, in oriental robes of red and black. At the other end of the Hall, upon the throne. sits the Royal .Arch Chancellor, who alone is entitled to smoke before the Lodge is duly opened. On his right, sits the Senator Emeritus, genial, corpulescent, smiling paternally. ' The Chancellor nf the Exchequer sits at the . rch-Chancellor ' 5 left. The Knight-at-. rms sits by the entrance, and the Chief Counselor and the Custodian of Smokables sit on opposite sides of the altar, which stands in the middle of the Hall. Upon the altar we see that famous volume of immortal verses, Pipe and Pouch. Two stout and shapely cigars lie in the form of a cross upon the open book. . g ' ance reveals Kipling ' s Betrothed, and reminds us that the Lodge is at work on the Degree of Misogamy. Over the throne we behold a red and black banner, bearing the seal of the Order, and the following inscription from the above poem : For a woman is only a woman ; but a good cigar ' s a rap from the Arch-Chancellor ' s gavel breaks the dead a tone that Webster would have envied had he been there lilence. He issues The Custodian will provide the brethren with Smokables. Let hiin see to it that the Nuricas are fresh and well-flavored Colorado Maduros, and that matches and ash- trays are convenient to all. Long and thoughtfully it behooves us to smoke over the weighty matters that thi: immortal poet wlien, con box of Nuricas: lintl denial ly ' tlie pic Remember the h irds of th and Snioking. he said of hi ■Thought ill tlie eaily morning, solace in the lime of woes. Peace in the hush of the twilight, halm ere ray eyelids close. Counselors cunning and silent — comforters true and tried. And never a one of the fifty to sneer at a rival bride! ' For ten full minutes all sit and smoke in silence, as thoughtfully as a group of Pawnee chiefs debating tlie choice of War or Peace. Ring after ring of dccp-hhie smoke is sent rippling and curling into tlie stillness, till the Hall is enveloped in a haze like that which rests on the mountains of Tennessee in an Indian Summer. Ah, gentle reader, if you have never before felt the incomparab ' .e delight of watching the floating perfect rings, nor seen _vour friends through a cloud of smoke loom large and dim like the heroes of old time, I am sorry for you. Get a cigar now. and learn to smoke it. Do not forget the brand — the Nurica! Xo other can compare with it for beauty, for flavor, for rings — and, it lasts. The gods of Epicurus who. according to Lucretius, dwell in tranquil abodes which neither winds do shake, nor clouds drencii with rains, nor snow congealed by sharp frost harms with hoary fall; an ever cloudless ether o ' ercanopies them, and they latigh with light shed largely round and nothing ever impairs their peace of mind — they surely it was wlio gave the Nurica to Pythagoras, when he cried out in his joy Eureka! meaning in the Grecian language, I have found it! Nurica is doubtless only a corruption of the original term. But look! the Chief Counselor has arisen, with a storm of indignation gathering on his face (perhaps his cigar has gone out!), and is thus addressing his astonished brethren: Most honorable Arch-Chancellor. I rise not to deliver a lengthy harangue, for that would be contrary to the spirit of the Order, which teaches us that weighty thoughts concisely expressed best befit him who prefers the odoriferous Nurica to the charms of voluble womankind. I rise to call your attention to the gross and continuous violation of Article Seven of our sacred Constitution, which reads as follows; ' The purpose of this organization is to preserve and protect worthy young men from the fate that befalls the fickle femininity. ' I quote also from the obligations of the Degree of Misogyny and Misogamy: ' I solemnly swear that, so long as I remain a Misogynist, I will shun on all occasions, public and private, the face, form, and presence of woman, maid or widow, of whatsoever age, race, nation, or color; nor will I fall a victim to any of her snares or enticements, nor permit a Brother Misogynist to do so when T can prevent it. ' Brothers, I blush with shame for your disloyalty! Behold in my hands the fatal evidence I This is an announcement of the marriage of the Senator Emeritus, who smiles his shameless admission of the fact! This, brethren, is an invitation to attend the marriage of our Royal Arch-Chancellor— I had almost said Arch-Traitor! This is today ' s Xiiisaiicc mid Disturber, which announces the engagement of the Chancellor of the Exchequer, whom you pardoned once with such unmerciful lenitv ! And this is a diamond ring from the hand of the Prime i Iinister ' s FIANCEE! He. too! How are the niightv fallen! I impeach them all and severally, as guilty of Disloyalty, Dishonor, and High Treason ! Res ipsa loquitur. ' The Custodian silently offers the wrathful Couii clnr a fresh cigar, while the Senator rises in majestic dignity to reply; Brethren, ill would il become a veteran Monogamist like myself to deny the facts of the Chief Counselor ' s eloquent indictment. So far am I from denying thein that I glory in them. Let me remind him that it is on record that, before his invitation into our mystic circle, the Constitution, then somewhat antiquated, was amended, to give it latitude and flexibi ' itv. If you will turn in the archives to the chapter entitled ' Emendatio Constitutionis, he will find that we four who are charged with high treason are entitled to certain extraordinary privileges, as charter members, which perhaps he has hiinself unlawfully used, if reports are true. But this is the hour for conferring the Third Degree, which will dissipate all doubts of our integrity and fidelity. The Junior members look upon one another in such astonishment that they let their cigars go out, so great is their amazement, for none have ever heard of the Third Degree. The Arch-Chancellor explains : Brethren, at the founding of this most excellent Order, it was determined by us four, the original charter meinbers. that the Third Degree should not be conferred upon younger brethren until such time as they had proved their inflexible fidelity to the principles enunciated in the Elementary Degrees. We dared not entrust you with too great liberty. But now that the responsibilities of a larger life shall soon rest upon your shoulders, it becomes our duty to invest you with the secrets of this most sublime Degree of Monogamy. Brother Prime Minister, place the candidates in their proper places and proceed to test their fitness. At once the Prime Minister seals the junior members, the Counselor, the Custodian, and the Knight-at-Arnis, on a cushioned seat in front of himself. He hands to each a beautiful French briar pipe, and passes around a jar of the .Arcadia Mixture. The candidates smoke with all the growing delight which Barrie pictures on the face of the immortal Shakespeare when Ned Alleyn gave him a jar of the .Arcadia Mixture thr-ee hundred years ago. .And this, by the way. gentle reader, is the secret of Hamlet. which has baffled all the critics. Hamlet was mad, solely because some ignorant servant — perhaps by the King ' s order — had destroyed the only jar of the Arcadia in the kingdom. Where- upon Hamlet arose and exclaimed, in justifiable wrath. There is something rotten in the State of Denmark, referring doubtless to the worthless Duke Trinity Mixture. Perhaps you are one of the elect who know that all great artists, poets, soldiers, and statesmen have smoked. Behold the secret of their success! . marvelous mixture, compounded with power to inspire the inind to the highest achievements, the panacea for the world ' s weight of care, the herald of universal peace ! Where did you get it? ask the candidates in one voice. But the answer, gentle reader, is our secret alone, unless you have spied or guessed the name of the makers, for no Arcadian ever reveals the mystery except to the elect. The candidates are placed before the altar, on which they now behold My Lady Xicotine, that immortal volume, the inspiration of all refined and intellectual smokers. On the left lies a pipe, on the right a tin of the . rcadia Mixture. . mid the breathless stillness of standing smokers, the Senator Emeritus advances through the mist, looming larger than human, and administers in a voice low and deep this strange and solemn obligation : I, A. B. C, in the presence of these most honorable Monogamists, do hereon solemnly swear that henceforth T will smoke no cigarette or cigar of any brand, make, or price, of ray own or another ' s purchasing, save only the Nurica ; and that I will buy tomorrow mt same I will renounce all of the strict and inculcate. 1 plcdi ' f French briar and a pound tin of the Arcadia Mixture, which ri--h, smoking none other brand, to my dying day. 1 hereby jyny and Misogamy that may be on my conscience, as unworthy Monogamy, which 1 hereby pledge myself ever to practice self, moreover, to marry as soon as practicable and convenient; but I will marry no woman — no matter how many John Juniors her daily income be able to purchase — if she lay her ban upon the Nurica or the Arcadia Mixture, wbicli last 1 sliall cherish as the surest pledge of matrimonial felicity and domestic peace. Immediately the Arch-Chancellor proceeds to deliver the following charge, while the candidates recover their composure, and refill and relight their pipes: Brothers, it gives me the most ineffable pleasure to extend to you the hand of fellowship, and give you the grip of an unswerving Monogamist. Doubtle ' s you now comprehend many things heretofore inexplicable to your unenlightened minds. Misogyny and Misogamy both have their places in the development of the young man, for they only are sure preventives of that falal calamity, too early marriage. When we four Senior members entered this institution of learning, an epidemic of matrimony was sweeping over the campus; it was the P. O, M. E. alone that saved rs. and saved you. But you have now reached the age and status of responsible Monoganr ' sts. Go forth and marry the ladies of your choice. I count ihcm fortunate whom you have chosen, for to no others is given the secret of domestic joy. But. my brothers bear in lasting and dutiful remembrance your m.iny . fail to cherish ever and faithfully those truly Mmiimm;,!! Cheerfulness, Smoking, and Matrimony. For a time all smoke in silence, pondermg the Suddenly the bra?:en-tongued clock strikes twelve. Evi how near was the hour of parting. With regret and the Prime Minister arises and speaks: Brothers. I do not rise to give expression to the emotions I feel as this long-dreamed- of hour draws near. My feelings are too deep for light words of sorrow. What the Order has meant to me — to us all — we all know, and knowing lind no words worthy to tell the awful feeling that pervades our hearts. I rise to raise the query, which at last must be nswered : what shall we do with the insigna and regalia of the Order? As we pass into malted happiness, do not forget to the Order; and ncvc Relaxation. O. ' nialitv yet rmguig ui their ears, starts, for all had forgotten plainly pictured on his face. ed worthy to perpetuate our Ic s worthy sbonhl ever hdiold other fields, we leave none behind us whom we have dc ideals. Were it not fitting we should burn them, that them, and decipher our mysteries? The Chancellor of the Exchequer rises m ,,Mcr ;i nrw rc-nlutin,, as subslilnir. whirh he defends as follows: Brothers. I rise to nppose in alt bn.therlv friendship the despairing pmp.wal of our honored Prime Minister. What! Shall wc wiio f.mnded an Order on the bedrock of perennial truth give up the defense of our immortal doctrines, and leave the world of College Men without a guide to the realms of Scholarship and Success? . las ! brothers, it was this I foresaw, when I pled with you to amend the Constitution that the Order might be made perpetual. And yet neither do I know any worthy to wear these magnificent robes of state, and expound the doctrines of our Brotherhood. I propose therefore that we shall place our regalia in yonder cedar chest, which has lasted three hundred years, and will last three h undred more. Let us inscribe it with a warning to all profanes, then double-lock it and place it in the darkest and most inaccessible cavern in Wnlfs Den where .t shall remain undistnrbed until a quorum of the descendants of us. tlie Loyal and Genume Monogamists, shall gather in this Hall a generation hence! The Chancellor ' s proposal met with instant and unanimous approval, the Prime Minister seconding the resolution. After speeches of farewell froin all members winch cannot be repeated here because no record was kept, the Lodge vvas duly closed. Ihe chest was brouRlit forth— and a magnificent chest it was, of hnest cedar of Lebanon, elaborately carved and protected by a beautiful lacing of bronze. One by one the Knight-at-Arms deposits the robes of state, while the Custodian of Smokables places the remnants of his charge among them. The Counselor draws up a last will and testament, bequeathing the regalia to such descendants of present members as may gather in the For ' ' , l ' ' ' Finally all is in, and the chest is closed and locked. The Royal Arch-Chancellor tacks a placard upon it. which he had stamped with the seal of the P. O, M. E., and sits down to write the inscription. Meanwhile, every pipe and cigar had gone out, and no one thought to relight them. The Senator, who, being a medical student, feared unduly the effect of narcotic exhalations, quietly raised all the windows. Xow that the smoke is out, ' entle reader, you behold a scene far different from that which vou have just seemed to witness. Somehow all is changed. The spacious and magnificent Hall has contracted to a small room fifteen by fifteen. You have seen forty just like it in the dormitory or elsewhere. There is ihe dismantled tin heater, with the usual tin bucket on it. There is the bed, looking reminiscent of wrestling matches, yh ere, shorn of dignitv, lie two of the greatest officials of the late P. O. M. E. There is the table on which you see a typewriter, a pile of books, magazines, themes, ash trays, and the remnants of a feast— sardines, crackers, fig-newtons, apples, and the like. The . rch- Chancellor sits writing on a lap-board, with the stub of a dead cigar between his teeth. The others watch him expectantly. But what has become of the Philosophic Order of Monogamistic Epicureans? Vou begin to suspect that it never existed. Perchance not. in the sense you have hitherto supposed You see only a group of Seniors, who have met for a last feast and good-bye. Yes, in one sense, the P. O. M. E. was a myth. The Club had no regalia, no initiation no grip, no real secrets whatever. . nd yet this unorganized Club was a reality, a band of friends bound together solely by common tastes and long association, ending in unending friendship. The ex-Arch-Chancellor has finished his writing, and is reading a story. He begins: It was the last night of Commencement, 1914. What? Van have heard it before? None of the Club have heard it; and thev listen eagerly to the story of how the P. O. M. h. conferred the Third Degree. When the storv had been read to the end, all burst out with expressions which sounded something like the following: Bully for you! ou ve immortalized the Club! Here ' s hoping! My room, too! Boys, if the Trustees see that story, they ' ll swear we are a frat ! When the enthusiasm had a little subsided, someone said: I like that story, and yet I tell you this separation business is a solemn thing. Old man, why didn ' t you write a more serious story? Bovs, I couldn ' t do it, I thought nf it, hut I didn ' t dare try; T knew I ' d lireak down, for ' I hate like— like everything to leave you fellows. Goodness only knows when we ' ll meet again. It ' s Ihe truth. said the- olhcrs. m The last farewell had been said. Arch-Chancellor said; ;ilh. :ind the hnys were about to separate, when the Fellows, wait a minute. Here ' s a pseudo-poetical effusion I wrote for this occasion, and had almost forgot to read. Here ' s a copy for each member of the Club. The poem was read, and met with general approbation. Someone asked the poet to sign his copy. It was soon agreed that each member should sign his name to all seven copies. This was done: and the Club adjourned. Rcqnicscat in pace! I give the poem, with the names of the signers, for the information of the general public and the Conmiittee on Fraternities an l Sncial CKil)s. THE OFFICIAL TUAST Pour me a glass of the genial wine Of the juice of the far-famed scui)pernong vine; For a toast must be drunk to the P. U. 1 I. E. ; Long may they prosper wherever they be I Merry was life in the good old days When we sat in the depths of Arcadian haze, And blew wide rings of Nurica smoke, And laughed by the hour at the selfsame joke. But ah I life in earnest now is begun. ' et whatevev come, boys, we ' ve had our fun: S ' Q pluck up vour courage and drink the toast ilown To the finest old Club that ever struck town: And a health— diink it deep—to the P. ( I. M. K. 1 T.WBiRn HoBRi.K. Royal Jrch-ChanrrUi ' r R. M. SQUEt ' .KS, Senator Emeritus N. R. Webbi ' oot, Prime Minister H. P. WhiTEhorsE, Chancellor of the Exchequ P. E. HoBni.E, Custodian of Smol ables G. F. Wriohtman, Chief Counselor Xewish Webbi-oot, Knight-at-Arms Trag©di© Hurnourisque l;v .|..H Fu.Mll|i.,K F.dited, With Introduction and Notes, by Prof. Archibald McClelland Crabtree, Ph. D. ( Heiselberg) ' IXTRODUCTIOX JOHX FUMFUDGE ' S play of Tragetlie Humoursque was firs definite to show exactly in what year Tragedie Humour agreed that it was probably written tjetore 1488. the year t power of this great dramatist. Tragedie Hurnourisque Shakespeare ' s Othello appeared, in 1622, it stood for the highest de In this play. Fumfudge displays a knowledge of the human heart, and an insigni inio ine miricai workings of our minds, that is almost uncanny. Shakespeare aione has rivaled him in intensity 1 dramatic power, and it has been proved that the ' great master borrowed from his predecessor. of Tragedie Hurnourisque is benevolence. This feeling runs through the_ whole pla: published in 4q Th re is nothii K but scholars a lat marks the df-rl natio 1 in dramat c is Fumfudge s n aster piece. Unt il velopment of E ngi. matte poetr We ,-iduaI. shown the conflict cE two benevolent forces, each struggling to redress the suffering the great dramatist uses this struggles, its hopes and di sap- immediately after his victory, of the disabled Prevattibus? And though Sir Pluribus gives head, we lose sight of grim Death in the presence of a great and ailed These forces beco to teach the les ■What could be 1 benevol __ _ ntangled, and hinder each other; hu f human life, its endless conflicts ant picture of Solidius Knott up the ghost when the ax benevolent spirit. A pleasing cadence the sweetest of the drar His poetry intoxicates us for instance, could be fin Or the lament of Ikey Ikestein : O cruel, cruel, cruel, cruel blow Ot the noble exhortation of Solidius: Come, fellow-classmates, we wil And like the noble knights of Redress all wrongs, and succor uns through the lines of Tragedie Hun than the apology of the author : iouris([ue. everything s appeal t Fumfudge has been with a divine poeti □ the human heart. For I intend to beat upon mine own Tin pan, and launch my boat upon The foreign stream of possie ' ' endle passages ; sufhcii -1- -I- t- Dramatis Personae Solidius Knott, a conqueror Dm-Mak Jonsox, a tyrant Ikey IKF.STEIN. a wag Fi.vTit. p Duxc. x ) Feet Willi.i; Skv Powell Sky Hester Stude Jacko, an artist He.nri Laxggeston, a peacemaker Carrolus THE Reb 1 c „i„, „f Solidius XOGGL ' M TrOTTUM I E. Plvribus PREVATTiitts. a victiui of asphasia . ' Students. Newish. Pkvs. I ' .i.Hs -He Mlierge. . . t. INVOCATION Come, all ye crowned Olympian gods That feast and revel on Parnassus ' height. And Aristophanes, sweet comic poet. And Molicre, with kind, mild face, And mighty Shakespeare, and the facultas. Who strive to beat some learning into Youth ' s head. And al! ye verdant Newish and Skys, SCEN With lachrymose face, and Farce with smiling Himior, give heed, give heed imto my song, Vftr I intend to beat upon mine own Tin pan, and launch my boat upon The foreign stream of possie. Come 1 We ' re off. Bilif, bam, bim I Blow, bugles, blow ! -Jnlwilil Royalus dcluaUs. Enter Sol, dills Kiiolt. Sol. Kn ' OTT — I am a-weary, fain would I sit me down. This nose, this uproar, this continuous Buzzin,g affects me strangely: I am tired With hghting life ' s battles, I would hide My light under a bushel: but, alas; The howling winds of popularity Blow rounfl my feeble light, and fan it Into a It ' azing pyramid of flame. (Looks through door) Hah ! do I see that Dm-Mak Jonson. with His throng of minions gathered round him? Scene 2 — Johaun Royalus ' store. Assi ' iiihiy of Ike Ikestein— Hey, fellows, cease these idle disquisitions On baseball, prizefights, shows, and merry widows. I have a matter of great moment to mi- part. .A weighty matter or my name ain ' t Ikey. {Shouts of Au Ikey. an Ikey! ) Flytrap Dl ' nc. n — O Ikey, sit you down, and shoot the bull. Ike Ikestein— You here, Flytrap; I pray thee close thy mouth ; The draft ' s ton strcing; I fear I ' ll caioh a cold. CT I Assembly Students of delieate Foul heavens ! may all the evil spirits Combine to blast him. Alas, that Fresh- men, Juniors, Seniors, Sophomores should grovel At his feet. Oh, impotent that I am To end his hated rule. But am I Impotent? No. Solidius Knott will break His lyrrannous power, and ' mancipate The student body. Oh you sweet heavens, This vow, witness! Caleb, briftg me an egg- ' students. Enter Ikey Ikestein Lf.os C.nrter— Flytrap. Ike Ike; Draw m. I caricature o ' th; fortune ' s made. broke lacl t mug, . nfl your ,I. CKO— I will Feet Willi. ' V MS— Enough civilities and pleasantries. Come, my Ikey, Ikey, and tell us . bout this matter that disturbs you. Come ( Offers him eiqar) Ike Ikestein (lirihtinrj cigar)—} will be brief, my fellow-classmates. To make plain the matter: a celebrity Has come among us. First Student — ,A cclcbriiy! (3) Tn this line v (4) An anachroni subsisted chiefly on bull ely fo of the character of Solirlius. ot found in Wake Fori ; Professor Learned ' s art aking Solidius Second Sti ' dest — A celebrity! Shockv Ray — A celebrity! Ike Ikf.steix — Yes, a famous man Apparently, by name, E. Pluribus Prevattibus. Sky Powell — Xothing definite is known about him. He ' s lost his memory, identity. In short, he is a victim of asphasia : . cruel weight descended on him once ( O cruel, cruel, cruel, cruel blow ! ) And now he sits within his room, a child ' s Experience within his noodle, talks Of legislators, senatorial togs, And gleaming pillars of the presidential .Mansion, and laughs uproariously : e ' en The asses in the stable snicker when He brays. CuTiE-CoL. -V. cuoL. — So sad, so sad, and melancholy. {Hnter Dm-Mak Joiisoii, Xi ' ith croii ' d of Xe-Lcish and his fool, Ji-cry Jczcbol. Enter Sol. KiiotI with crowd of Xew- ish and fool. Toots Harril. They glare at each other with hostile eyes. ) Jeery Jewbol (rattling bells) — Hear, hear, the worthy Jonson will now speak. Toots H. rril (rattling bells) — Hear, hear. Solidius Knott before you stands. D t-M. K JoN ' soN — Ho, Ikey, ho, a sweet convivial Spirit are you : I would be privy to Vour conversation ; prithee let me know it. (He is told. I So that ' s the thing engrossing your atten- tion. The rumor ' s true : I ' ve seen this gentleman. Messieurs Ferree and Giles have caged him In a room ; They charge admission to in- spect Him. A red-headed man is he ; A jovial, a merry one : his mental Aberration sits lightly on him, and he talks . nd laughs. He has outlaughed Laughter. Undoubtedly he is a famous man : . nd certain it is. if anyone can cure him. Restore him to his lost estate, his fortune ' s Made. And furthermore, my fellow-class- mates, I have a plan in mind whereby this purpose .Attained may shortly be. Each shares alike In all advantages derived. Jeery Jewbol — Magnanimous man. D.M-M. K JoNSOx (Takes paper out of pocket, and reads) — Science has again demonstrated its value to so- ciety. A cure for asphasia has been discovered by investigators of that disease. A learned surgeon has pointed out that the shock to the senses resultnig from a severe blow on the head may be counterbalanced by another severe blow, and the equilibrium of all the faculties thus restored. The modus operandi is very simple: A heavy poker is applied to victim ' s head ; if he does not recover hts senses, hit him again. A second blow usually has the desired effect. Xow gentlemen apply this remedy To our celebrity : your fortune ' s made. SoL. Knott — Cease that impious harangue, foul impostor. Your words are false, your heart is black as night. Long have I listened and attentively To you, discoursing. .A. more devilish Scheme I ' ve never heard concocted to dupe Poor college men. A Mississippi bubble ! My fellow-classmates, will you be duped By this foul tyrant with hideous face, Saianical mien ? Awake ! let common sense .And prudence have a hearing: cast aside His power: I have a better plan by far , To propose. Let me explain it. Everyone Is placed upon an equal footing. Toots H- rril — Magnanimous man ! ' Sol. Kxott (Pulls paper out of pocket, and reads) — Who can estimate tlie value of science to mankind? Asphasia is now a thing of the past. . distin- en Jewbol and Harril by I lliink on .ion Plnril.iis is strucl up ' guislied medical authority lias dis- covered by observation and experi- mentation that in the case of mental aberration the equipoise of all the faculties may be restored by hitting victim on the head with an ax? What could lie simpler? All parties inter- ested please address Professor Knockeminthehcad, 215 South Slaughter Street, ew York. Come, fellow-classmates, we will take an ax, And like the nolde knights of chivalry Redress all wrongs, and succor old and young I ' Vom dire distress. . tear williin mine eye Doth come whene quisite Pleasure we will ti Prevattibus when head. His joy will be intense, his gratitude Will know no bounds, his face will smile In dollars, cents, like Nature ' s smiles in buds ACT ScEXE I— .) Sirrrt. f.iilcr Skv Powell — Well met, my Hester; put it there, old man. ( Tltey shake hiiiids. ) Right glad I am to see your shining face. So infantine and fresh. But what think you? The times arc .Ire.-idful, and the town ' s gone mad- Skv Hestes — ' Tis true the towii ' s gone mad, and rioting Permitted is within the College domain. The sttidents are divided; some ill accents Terrible are cheering for Solidius ; while others, Xo less insistent, cry to very heaven For justice, and proclaim Mak lonson and His poker the on:y pebbles on the lieacli. Tile oidy tin cans in the valley. ' ' . nd rtowers. Come, join niv standard, and Vour fortnne ' made. Toots Harkil— Magnanimous man! (At this foiiit. Lliiijlish Literature suffers one of its greatest lasses. A Iraynient of tlte play Is uiissiiiy. froiu zchat foIloLi. ' s, we are led to suppose that a violeut altercation ensued between Solidius and .lonson. in whieh the students participated. It ' c do not Icut ' ic lio:e serious the riot was; but when the play recontmenecs Sky Lauggeston has sneeeeded iii pouring oil on the waters.) Sk ' L. nooes ' i ' on — O, my Iirethren, cease these idle wranglings. Let peace no less than WORLD-WIDE in its scope O ' erride the passion of this multitude. Put t ' isticuffs in pockets; let these angry lings like i)oist)nous vapors pass away. ; concerns VOLT, each and every ONE. (Both parties go out. Seiiish Barnes ' leads Xewish out on stajjc. They dance.) II .V ,-r Po-wetl. uiul Hester. The strife will soon express itself in open Hostility, unless Iieroic Langgeston Can set on foot negotiations and I ' .flect a truce. Adew, mon amy. But 1 1. irk ' What traniplnig of feel do I hear? Tnnniiuious outcries, clangor of arms, Triunipliant note of bugles, joyous, clear. (Shade.i ,-v.-.( with hand ) Lo, ilk tor. Ivy-crowned, exulting, from the lield (.)! battle conies. He has vanquished quite The foul impostor, Jonson, o ' erthrown The odious tyrant ; bis men are clamorous With joy. Before him rides a student, car- rying . banner fluttering in the breeze. The I, f. An ax upon a velvet cushion. Beside liim ridetli Carrolus the Red ; His head stands np and takes the niornmg. On the other side, the pious Xoggnnurot- tum, With a hymn-book in his hand, snigs songs ot hi: ■ith Glorv. his notes belligerent {IS.vcliiit) (Enter Sot. ,,,-my.) Soi Knott— Ye citizens and students of Wake Forest, Scene 2— A room. E. Piiinbu E. Pluribvs (Ran ' jiff)— Please gather ' round my friends, and I Will demonstrate to you the working o this Machine. Come, step up closely, gentlemen. A few churns only have I left; we guar- antee You satisfaction; if the churn don t work. We give your money back. An idea. Hah First Student — So sad. Second StvdEXT— .And he so young. Shockv R.w— And a red-headed man. too. E. Pluribus— I will recount to you my fu- ture career. I do proclaim myself political Dictator of this realm. See to it that You obey me. Tonight we will feast And celebrate our triumph, drink to our Victorious arms. Tomorrow we wiil test The efficacy ot the ax in treatment of • sphasia. This, my proclamation is. Haste thee. Sam, ' and cry it through the streets, ril cjire E. Plnribus Prevatte or die. {E.reunI) ' Ilk shidciils. rii raduate. What , of Wilkes. One year from now- then ? I ' ll straightway dupe the citi; Then to the legislature go; a bill I ' ll pass, hobnobbing with the big dogs. The common people will acclaim my act; I ' ll to the gov ' nor ' s chair elected go. Tlie senatorial, congressional halls Will know mv voice. Vast multitudes will thrill At mere mention of my name; and finally. In sequence orderly. I ' ll grace the mansion Presidential, rear my family In luxury and ease. My friends, I ' ve done. ACT Scene 1— Before room of E. Pliiribiis. and tozaispeople. Sot,. Knott — Sound, trumpets, sound; and let the bagpipes blow. My fellow-classmates, we are met together Before this house to quickly consummate .A philanthropic deed. Before us lies Sir Pluribus, ' red headed ignotus in .A sea of dark vacuity. O you Sweet heavens 1 witness the fulhllment ot My vow : to wit, that I would cure Sir Pink Or die. (.Cheers.) You Carrolus. take an ax, and strike E. Pluribus Prevattibus upon III Enter .Sol. Knolt. ■ith of slndenls The head; when he recovers, clasp him to Your bosom, say that King Solidius Requires his presence. C. RSOi.us — Your command I will Obey and haste me on this joyous mission. (Exit) Soi Knott— We will await the coming ot Pluribus Prevattibus. Meanwhile. let trumpets sound. (Enter Carrolus the Red. after a long absence, zeeefiny as he comes.) :t. Tennys ISeholJ the valley topmost gorgeous iaste thee, nymiili anil bring with the akes tlK Caerolus — My lord, I have dire news tell. I ' ve killed The flower of nianliood. Unhcippy me, Who dealt the dastardlv blow with kinc of Intentions! Can I ever forget the look Of inute appeal within his orbs when I Did strike him? No. Solidius Knott Must pay the penalty. (Stabs hiiii 1 , 1 ,ILJR-S— O unki id blr w ! {Dies. Uroaiis from llu- nnltil ndi-.) hi iST STliOl ' .NT— I dll S) CON-11 Stuubnt — I d c s ocKV R.. v— 1 die, sclz ' cs. ) ( 77u-y all ilab Ih-ni- -W lidi ' iis roiin- out on the slauc dress fd in whiti-. and Ian cnt tin- d •ath ■■ SONG And as he on his haunches sat O The great red-headed Earl Prevatt O A cruel weight upon his head De-icended; and now he ' s dead. () F inky, Pinky. Pinky dead ' Tij ili@wl®r IF YOU would wish a thing well kii Xol mumbled by a growler, Yelled out. that everything may 1k ' ;i Just put it in Thi; Howler! The Hdwi.EK liowls the College, The Howler howls the town, The Howler howls ' most everything In this whole country ' roun ' ! It howls the early Freshman, Who ' s doing Newish tricks. And always Fresh, despite the fact He ' s one the Sophs will fix. It howls the brilliant Sophy, Who like the midnight owl. Parades the town with awful arms. And makes the biggest liowl. It howls the Simple Junior, And gives a year of grace. To shove the third year through with ht To take the Senior ' s place. Wise Seniors make The, Howler, And thus, it howls each one Through College out into the world. Where bowling ' s just begun! h h..uis the advertiser. And Ik.wIs the pretty maid. As Sponsor — who by gi ' ing Feasts. Well for the honor paid ! Till- Howler howls athletics. Base-, basket-ba ' l, and track. And there is some real howling done When victors they come back. It howls about Miss Annie. . nd that Baraca feast. It bowls about Commencement When other howls have ceased. The Howler howds Society, She howds out those who speak. And what this Howler doesn ' t howl, ' ni need not try to seek ! It howls the different classes, .■ nd all the different clubs. The Lawyers, Preachers, Doctors, .And e ' en the Faculty Scrubs. It lakes in all the ' fessors— Hugh, Henry, Jay, and Will ; It howls our gentle Librarian-ette, . nd wondrous Doctor Bill ! . nd our beloved Fin.xtus, And Pass — ' twould be too long. Except to name good Charlie, And Chieftain Doctor Tom. ll h.iwls nur unrthy Ahnnni. Who with our Hag unfurled. Have made their fame and honor. In lands throughout the world. It howls the gist of daily life. That College students do. And if you ' d learn some things we know. Just read The Howler through! If he who ' s bowled is he who ' s hit, .And he who ' s out ' s a fowler. Then you ' ll be OUT if you don ' t Git Your name into The Howler. —Poet D In LlaU®r ¥®ta I R. SIKES, on lii t(ii-y: hen was tho war of 1812 fought? ' ) T ircmn ' I.am:: I tliink it was foiis ht in 1S14; liut am not sure XlCwiSH LowKkV, in ( i m : Why lia e they got all tlmse wires o er tlie winilows? Xewisii Fr k ' attic : Boy; that is the college jail. Dr. Sikks. in Caleb ' s harher shop: (. ' an you shave me, and rut m - hair with my collar on? Caleb: Yes; with your hat on, too. Newish I,ong H. ir: Ha e you Imuglit your liath ticket? . e ISH Short Hair: ' es ; and a song-hook, too. Xewish MrMEoRii, at tlie mo ies: Looks like we would ha e seen some of these actors out on the caniiius today. |)k, PoTEAT. on Latin Class: Air. I arl ' , uhv are you wearing gvm shoes Xewish Eari.v: 1 ha e a sore foot; hut wear them on Loth feet, in or- der to walk svnnnetricallv. C,oo[iRi(ii : Mr. Critic, Mr. Eakes begged the question in his speech tonight. .Vewisei Lakes: 1 have said nothing about asking for a ([uestion. IJr. PoTE.aT, on Latin 1: Mr. Lest, who was Aesop? Newish Best: 1 ilon ' t know exactly; but I remember reading . esop ' s tales, in the Bible. .Xewish 1 owei.i.. on seeing a typewriter for llie hr t time, saiil, ( )h Gee. this is a young piano! Xewish Laniei. wants to know why the erbs in irgil are numbered. Xewish jack |oh son: h ' are thev ] utting that lank on top of the church? .Xewish Kitten hotse : i ' h, that is the baptistry. Xe isii I ' roii wanted to know it there was any mail at the drug store for him. Xewish 1 ' re . tt wants an Hveryoiic ' s M(i(ia:i ie. Dr. SikES, on history: Why was .Solomon wise? CoRBETT: He had vi many wi es that he could hold a large council. Xewish Bell: There arc two professors that I liaxen ' t met. Professor Dunbar and Professor Ives. Legs C.artek : - . 1 know them; but do not know Or. (iorrell and Professor Finxtus. Name some of the leaders of the French Revolution. Mr. Savage. Newish S. v. ge : Danton was some of them. Dr. SikES: How did the Girondists fight? Xewish Shields: They fought face to face. PiNKV, in physics: May I be excused? Professor L. : Ves. if you may afi ' ord it. Pixky: I can ' t afford it. but I will take this on credit. Stubb hitlEY. sitting on the baldhead row at the Grand, said to Xewish Johnson. 1 believe those girls are fast. Prmfess ir Ti. iberl. ke : Vou have to prove a man ' s intention by his acts. Xewish Br. ddv : Suppose you can ' t find his ax? Xewish H. - ipton wants to know if they have a skrimma.ge in every basket-ball game. Sledd: If Gabriel would blow his horn. Jack Kesler would dispute it. Wright: Xo : he would swear that it was out of tune. Xewish H.arrill. seeing a girl going to church with ribbon around her head said: Why is that girl going to church with that bad headache? J. CKSoN. seeing a weathercock on top of a church, tried to figure out the denomination. He said he could make out the M. E. X. E.. but could not finish it. Goodrich, making an announcement at one of his churches, said. We will have a baptizing here next Sunday, if the Lord is willing. If not. we will have it Sunday after next, anyhow. There are eleven candidates: three adults, eight adulteresses. G.w : Hall. I believe that you are not called to preach. Xewish H. ll: I will be damned if I don ' t. Dr. SiKEs: Mr. Hall, what is an income tax? H.ALL. A. : .Anything that comes into this country. Dr. Sikes: . re there any natural resources in Mexico? Ferree : Ves. the Pacific Ocean on the West. Dr. PoTEat : What was meant by the golden age of Hterature? Newish Foster : There was plenty of gold in circulation. Sky Phwkli., at the Grand, seeing the chorus come out, stood up and said. Great is Diana of the Ephesians! WhEubEK: Hallard. 1 have a great life before me. Ballard: Yes, you have eternity. Beal. seeing a girl dressed for a dance : Only the grace of God is holding that girl ' s dress on. Pat .Xldermax : Yes; and he is not on his job. Newish Ward, finding a notebook in his room: I had just as well reg- ister ; so he signed his name for bath and room. Newish Howard, to W ' hitted : Where is the College? Whitted: It is u[) tliere on the campus. Dr. Paschal: Mr. Williams, do you belong to a social club? Fleet Wlliams: Xo, sir; I belong to the night-hawks. Dr, Paschal: Mr. Trust, were you at a feast given at the Alumni build- ing, Thursday night . ' Trl ' ST : No. sir; what is the . lumni building? Professor Highs.mith : Mr. Olive, do you know anything about the frats here? Newish Olive : Yes, sir ; the first night I was here I saw something go across the campus with a long tail. Dr. SiKEs: What position did Napoleon hold in Italy? Newish Whaktun : Corporal. Ikey Prevette, at the State library, was asked if he wanted to register. No, he said; I can ' t spend the night. Newish Lee wants to know if there is a vocabulary to Trig. Not satis- fied with Jenkins ' answer, he said. Who teaches constrapted Math? Langston wants to know what part of a stiff is a cadaver. Newish Deitrick wants to know what case the dative takes. IvEY, to Newish Johnson: .- re you related to Reverend Johnson? Newish Johnson : Yes, distantly. He is my father ' s first son, and I am his fifth. Lee (night after Anniversary) : I have been studying anatomy tonight. Hippo Hipps: Yes, I liave too; but a diti ' erent kind from you. Taylor: Say, Dixon; how is it that Xorris is graduating one year before Ivey? Dixon : He is getting off some Y. M. C. A. work. Xewish Pugh, recei ing an invitation to Meredith R. S. ' . P. by March 21. took it to mean wire or ' [ihone immediately, and did both. Newish Hutchixs: Whose birthday is Anniversary? Newish Hughes: Annie V. Ersary ' s. of course. Newish Hutchins: No, you fool; it ' s Dr. Poteat ' s. H these jokes are too dn,-. read the ads. NoRRis. in John Royal ' s store: Mr. Royal, do you keep stationery? Mr Royal : No ; I keep moving about. Williams: Give me a check book; I want to pay for this typewriter. Carpenter: What bank do you want it on. Ditch Bank? Professor: I ' ll declare, some people can ask more questions than wise men can answer. Student: Is that the reason so many of us flunk on exams? Newish Bill Jones, writing quotation from Paradise Lost, in English, Hail, horrors, hail ; and thou profoundest hell, receive thy new professor ! Professor Hubbell: What kind of a poet was Coleridge? Skinny Apperson : Coleridge was like Napoleon, the poet of nature. Dr. SlEdd: Mr. Hardaway, have you ever read Shakespeare? No, sir. Have you ever read Tennyson? No, sir. Have you read anything? Yes, sir; I have red hair. Dr. Cullom : The object of the Crusaders in journeying into Palestine was to get away from the yolk. Rev. Griggs: Were they in a bad egg? Dr. Svkes: Mr. McFad en, if you were a Congressman, ami wished to shut off a time-killing debate, what would you do? McFadyen : Move to adjourn. l)oi Il, i;N ' .iut;]U lo take the , stronomy Class lo Xew ork. to study the P.roaduay stars. Dk. CiiLi.dM : Who was E e? Sky CioiinKi i ' n: The first cousin to night. Dk Sinks: To whom does the United States helong? HEKiir;KT ' . . .x : Rockefeller and the Steel Trust. Xkwisii Wiirri:. on observing a footliall. exclaimed. What a tough pum[)kin ! ' . M. C. . . Man.agki;. at the station seeing after I ' reshmen baggage: How much baggage have you ? Newish Wood: Fiftv-si.x pieces: a deck of phi ing cards, and two pair of s.icks. Xewish Bks ' i ' is s(i fnnn ' . His father nnist !ia e been a jnker in a steam- boat deck of cards. Class T() — Just green; that ' s alt. The Soi ' Ho.MokE: Ha e the best food of all. eal. MiTCHEi.i. : Sa -. Mack, get me some H. S. PkiTCHari): What kind, strong or dilute? Dr. Sl.Kiiii: Ma e you read ictor Hugo ' s 93 ? SiiPHoMoKE White: Xo: I have not read but se ' enty -fne or eighty. Freshman, writing home: Dear Dad: — I have just been put in a room with a six-footed giant from the mountains. Dr SvkKS: What do iiu mean b ' gerrymandering. ' ' Xewish liEEi. : . man went to the legislature, was impeached, and after that they called him gerrymander. I ' roEEssor Lake: What is density? Xewish Xorwiwio: It is the greatest stuff that can be put in the smallest place. .■ I ' rori.em : How man acres dn b ' leet Williams ' s feet co er? ' E ery time I see him. I am reminded of that old song. How Firm a Fi)undation. Wanted to Know «« HO Sidney White sends a special deluer)- letter to every Sunday. §|f Why Jack Johnson is so deeply in love with uncle Willie. When George Trust will get his gold football at A. M. Why the boys are always talking to Tat Bobbitt so confidentially. When the irats will have their next meeting. Who sings so much in Leo Horn ' s room after 1 a. m. How Duke came to be such an arc light. What is the matter with Gifty Stalling ' s feet. Who got up the jokes in this book. Why Sky Powell lost his job on the football team. How Ike Daniel spends so much money. How long they have had a Smiley at Meredith. Where Professor Lanneau has his shirts laundered. If Sampson Chambliss belongs to the Boxing Club. To which pressing club Finxtus belongs. Who got the wood from Alumni building. How Duncan worked his bean so cleverly, and was the only correctly dressed man at the Senior reception. How many clothing establishments Polly represents. Why do they call Mig Billings Brown-Eyes. Why you can hear Charles Riddick before you can sec him. . 11 about Frats for the interest of our community. 4 4 •i Mewish Jones, to Dr. Smith: Is a vessel a boat? Dr. Smith : Sure. Newish Jones: What kind of a boat is a blood- essel! ' Dr. Smith: A lifeboat, of course. L ®t W IFo ' f ' gO ' i T SHAT Dr, Gorrell has a new suit of clothes. That Shepherd made the fnothall team. Stringfield knocked a home run against Furman. Edwards ' home run saved tlie Trinity game. That George Trust made ' ' 8 in Law One. That our foothall team has an unbroken record of defeats. Tyner holds the State record on the 220-yard dash. That Slim Smith has attained the goal of every pitcher; he pitched a no-hit game. Our basket-ball team of 1014. That Mills Kitchen absolutclv is not conceited. Barnes (Newish) walked to Raleigh? Bill Holding won the Carolina basket-ball game by his excellent goal throwing. That John Royall is doing a strictly cash business. The Senior reccjition at Meredith. That a . cwish is still a Newish, regardless of the Senate Committee. That Newish Bell had his hair cut. That Cutie knocked a home run. That Willie C.indc is still running for any .-ind all political offices. That Mill llanlauay has a new line of eld storage jokes. That Texas Wood has perfected a new buck dance. That Sky Powell will gladly give advice free as to how to win and lose foot- ball games. That Cary J. Hunter, jr., is a perfectly genuine literary .genius. That Basil W ' atkins is again with us. That Crook Thomas, after diligent application, will receive his degree as a Bachelor of Law. That Henn is still wearing that wonderful purple and white shirt. That Sam Turner has embarked upon the seas of matrimony, and we all wish him bon Z ' oyage. That we shall soon be in Dr. Johnson ' s new church. That six new shower-baths are at the disposal of the students. A word to the wise is always sufficient. That Dutch Giles has opened up his Bureau of Information as to how to get to the Panama Exposition without means of transportation. Literature on the subject may be secured from Secretary Hardaway. Consultation Free. That the very dignified and elastic office left vacant by the Hon. Rowland S. Pruette is still for rent. Here ' s a chance for some enterprising chap to become famous in many lines. That Giftie Stallings has had his feet quilted, and all alarming friends feel much relieved. That Brown-eyed Billings is still faithfully nursing a pompadour. That we should choose a new football coach with the same degree of caution that an old maid uses when she looks under her bed. That Pittman delivered a famous oration at Wendell. That Mac Johnson got a black eye. That Newish Hair bought a season ticket to the bathroom. That Xewish Hunter gave T. Ivey an order for a dozen quiz pads. That Tom Arrington got married ; that Warlick is going to ; that Hamrick is anxious ; and that Bird is on the wing. Eight inches of snow on February 20. The Ho vli:r going to press, and Xewish very scarce and polite. That fraternities have been investigated. That A. M. has no basket-ball team, and that W. F. C. holds the State cham- pionship. That Sal Powers is working for the Southern Express Company. That this Howler is the best vet. Don ' t vou think so? f i® Lfflsl lf Fi IF, AFTER following our doings and misdoings lluis far, kind reader, you are disappointed, we are sorry ; lor we have tried to please you. But, as we said in the beginning, we ha e done our best, and make no excuses. If. however, you have enjoyed Tin; How li:k. perhaps you would like to know in part to whom the credit is due. We of the Editorial Staff wish to thank one another, individually and collectix ely. for all of us have worked hard. We feel that our special thanks, however, are due to Mr. H. C. Dixon, our Editor-in- chief, Mr. A. C. Warlick. our Business Manager, I ' rofessor J. B. Hubbell. our Faculty Editor, and Mr. Jack Beal. .Art Editor— and all the rest! We wish also to thank Messrs. bihn E. White and Earl PreNette for jokes and drags. Messrs. C. A. INbiseley and I. T. Johnson for slijries. and Messrs. J. M. Kesler and E. L. Ward for drawings. And we wish to thank also — not from politeness, but from genuine appreciation, the Observer Printing House of Charlotte, N. C for their continual courtesy, promptness, and efficiency. We thank also ] Ir. J. J. Slier, of the Piureau of Engraving. Minneapolis. Minn., who has personally supervised this volume, and also furnished the engravings. They speak for themselves. We wish to thank all of our College-mates who have bought HowLERS. or aided us by their sympathy and interest. And. last of all. we thank vou. kind reader. whoever you may be. for your interest in us and our varied activities, of wdiich this volume is, we hope, a readable, if not an immortal record. Vind Reader ! -Dtop hot Hfr We Prav.Tjrn On Dt,U Thelagcs; keaJin inert fl ' Tir; VVor+hv, R]i . 5 YouWil jA| illJ rM f |-U( JRim TVat llclp Us, y - INCORPORATED - - CERTAIN SUCCESS FOR THE GRADUATES These colleges have the prestige of success, the loyalty of thous-inds.and the confidence of busi- ness men. Their s-tudeuts are in profitable places Many North Carolina and nearby largeeiiterprises are conducted by their graduates Young people learn real business That is assurance of a place when qualified. The free catalog tells of equipment, curriculum, terms, and advantages. Now- is the best time to get it. and the best lime to start. RALEIGH. N C. OR CHARLOTTE. N. C. 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