Wake Forest University - Howler Yearbook (Winston Salem, NC)

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OUK PRESIDENT.

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To the Muses Ho, all ye bards of ancient time, I ' ll tell you of a Taylor who Come, listen to my tale, In Psychic grandeur sits As I disclose some facts sublime, To take the Seniors ' measure true. In jingles rather stale. And give them perfect fits. 3 I ' ll tell you of a Royal(ll way. Where roots of Greek abide. To trouble I reps by night and day Will) try to steal a ride. 4 5 I ' ll tell vou of a wondrous Sled( d 1, I ' ll show you a Brewer with magic art. The students ' motor kind. Whose products Juniors drink. Forever moving smooth aHead, More sober always when they part. And Freshmen spilled behind. .And better trained to think. 6 I ' ll show a Lake both broad and deep. But sometimes rather dry. Where Physic laws their vigils keep. And rules unnumbered lie. 7 8 I ' ll show a Timberlake, also, . nd then a GuIU e )y deep appears. With useful timber stored, ISut not so very wide. Where legal oaks symmetric grow , Where laws of earth and other spheres .A.nd none is ever bored. Commingled well reside. y . nd then, out-Rankin( g ) all the rest In worth and solid Gain(e)s, I ' ll show the men by nature blest In healing aches and pains. 10 II Teachers are trained like smith to mold And last I ' ll show a Paschal feast. Young ideas how to shoot ; Where Sophs, are gladly ( ? ) fed A Highsmith follows stern and cold. On Grecian broth, with Latin yeast, ' ho makes them sing to boot. And — no more need be said. Homer.

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The Classes