Wakarusa High School - Waka Memories Yearbook (Wakarusa, IN)

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Qs- xy if Kmiiilfgr' 4 ,fa ---.-Q -W-Q- X. ,55j?, , 'lr -,4 ' f v -Y! '-NL, : jl,y,nVQ,3 I r, -.su-MJ n - V I , if 59330 ' :N ,4 if-3 WIT AND HUMOR PAINLESS DENTISTRY The Characters: Dentist: Philip Bemiller Patient: Carl Rohrer The scene: A dentist's office. At riseof'curtain: The Dentist is discovered. He is a tall young man wearing dark trousers and a white coat. He is polishing the tools with a piece of white cloth and singing to the tune of nHail, Hail, the Gang's All Here.n Yank, Yank, I yank 'em out, There's no use of yelling When your jaw is swelling, Yank, Yank, just come to me A For your painless dentistry. CHe holds up the plyers as he sings and pantomines pulling teeth with them. Bell rings off Right. He puts down plyers and goes to Right speaking off stage.D Dentist: Come right in, sir. fThe Patient, a young man, enters Right. His face is tied up with a handkerchief and he holds his jaw in great pain., What can I do for you, sir? Patient: CAnxious1y.j Oh Doctor, my jaw is killing me. Dentist: fLaughs good-naturedly.D It isn't.your jaw. It's your tooth that makes your jaw feel as though it were aching. Patient: fGoes to Center.D I don't care what's doing it. I want it treated right away. Dentist: Don't worry. We'll soon remove the cause. fTakes him and sits him in the chair with a bang.D Patient: Easy there, Doc. Not so rough. Dentist: Now don't get excited. Just take it easy. Patient: That's what I want YOU to do--take it easy. Dentist: CUnties handkerchief from around his jaw., Don't worry about that. I practice painless dentistry. fSlaps his jaw.5 Where does it hurt? Patient: CJumping up and yelling.l OUCHII Dentist: CPushes him back in chair.D You' ll have to sit still. Patient: How can I when you banged my sore jaw? ' Q Dentist: I have to find out where the pain is. CTaps his jaw again., Where does it ache? Patient: CGroaning.D All over. Dentist: Well, we'll soon fix that. Open your mouth. CPatient does so., Now say, A.h . x Patient: There's nothing the matter with my throat. It's my tooth. Dentist: Oh, yes, that's right. Well, which tooth is it? 5 Patient: CPuts his finger in mouth.D This one. an X ' xii! 3 1 4 I 5 A V Y -YY uh.........................- ..-.., ,,...., A- W, -4...A.AA W W .......-4-7-7. Y A----V----A--Y -- - -.-- -- -----A ,....LL...........- n..,--,-, -A

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. .,,QHg .4 ,, ,, ,--- ,,.m.sg.'N.X . Aiwlaywl 4 -,',,..f ,'--'If -M- 'L pi n lf ' --f' wa Q---ff . 4ag' a.U GLASS PROPHEGY Cconciuaeah Lula Hahrb-To always do her duty, In spite of wealth and beauty. Whatll such a host!! LUCILLE2 Stay--thore's but a few remaining of this the largest class to graduate from dear old Wake-Hi. NORMAS Bob Esenwein-- The tables are turned for Alyse and Bob, For she seems to be his only heart throb. Leonard Eby-- A wife and a farm, with a child in each arm. Iva Eby- A marriage complete, with Metz at her feet. Virgil Pletcher-- An engineer who drives a train Daily, from the west coast to Maine. Bois Hunsberger-- A beautiful nurse she will turn out to be And Willis Loucks on bended knee. Helen Kehr- Social work she is giving To make life worth while living. Ira Hartman-- A preacher, faithful, loyal and true, Who teaches the people to be that way, too. Carl Rohrer-- A great professor at Ball State College, With plenty of gals and lots of knowledge. Janet Hostettler-- To write the song hits of her age. Bessie Morgan-- To cook--alas! for Weldy, Glade. Leonald Myers-- A great musician with Major Bowes, With lots of money and many fine clothes. Philip BeMiller-- At Notre Dame we see him play, And every player he seems to slay. Helen Eby-- The wife of Devon, with work always done. Fern Rich- To be the sweetheart of the screen Junior Cripe- To make a home for Betty Jane. Dick Weldy-- A partnership with dad, of course. Marvin Newcomer-- To be a cop upon the force, And make the people mind, perforce. Viola Smeltzer-- To grow in beauty and reduce in weight. Wilma Risser-- A pot of rouge, a beau, a date. Louis Eby- To swing and sway with Sammy Kaye, And always draw the highest pay. Me thinks you should rejoice To know the futures of your friends And grant to Madame Sonja thanks, As on her weary way she wends. LUCILLES Great thanks, indeed, is yours Madame Sonja for what you have done. BUT- Time alone will tell me true If this night you really knew. A

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Patient: qxfwfqi - W 5 ..'7P7i-:ijvi Q dun.,- ' s -'s ',,,,f-W-a A 4 ',, A 6 fl WIT AND HUMOR CconcludedD Dentist: CPeering into his mouth., Which one? Patient: fMakes a funny sound with his finger in his mouth.J This- here--here--here. Dentist: Oh, that one? Patient: Uh huh. Please hurry, Doc. I can't stand it much longer. Dentist: CMournful1y.D Don't worry. All will soon be over. Patient: CSitting up straight.J I don't like the way you say that. Dentist: CPushes him back in chair with a bang., You'll have tosit still. Which tooth did you say it was? Patient: QStuffing halfhis handiJ1his mouth and making unintelligible sounds., Uh-huh--huh--uh-huh--CPulls out hand.: Here. Dentist: fRe-assuringly.l Oh, there. Will you take gas? Patient: What for? ' Dentist: To make you unconscious. ' Patient: QWeakly.7 I'm unconscious right now. Please hurry, Doc. Dentist: I'll have that out in a Jiffy. CPauses and picks up plyers and screw-driver and ponders over them.J Now, let me see---which one shall I use? This or this? Patient: Well, make up your mind. Dentist: CDeliberating.D I think I'lluse thisfirst. CHolds up screw- driver and puts down plyers.J Just open your mouth, Patient does so and Dentist puts screw-driver in his mouth.l Now, take it easy. CYe1ls.D That's what 1 want You to do. Dentist: CAs phone bell rings.P Oh, pardon me a minute. There's the telephone. Now, just keep quiet. CLeaves screw-driver in patient's mouth and goes to phone on table and answers it.D Hello---Oh, is that YOU, darling?--Yes, sweetheart--Yes, my love--yes, my angel---yes my pet--yes, my sweet--yes, my adored one--All right, my own. fHangs up. The patient has been writhing in pain.D You couldn't have picked a worse day to have a tooth-ache. Patient: CTalking with screw-driver in mouth.D Why? Dentist: That was my wife. You see, we just got back from our honey- moon and she calls me up every few minutes. You should have waited until some other day when I wasn't so busy. Patient: CTakes screw-driver out of his mouth.D You don't think Iorf dered this tooth-ache, do you? Dentist: CLaughs.l No--no--of course not. QTakes screw-driver.D Now let me see, where were we? CSuddenly.D Oh, yes, I was lookingat your tooth. Patient: CImpatiently.l Well, don't look at it--PULL it orsomething. Dentist: Don't get excited. Just take it easy. Open, your mouth. QPatient does 30.7 Wider., ine does 30.5 wider still. Patient: Say, this is a mouth--not a folding door. - Dentist: You'll have to keep quiet or I can't work. Open your mouth. CPatient does so.5 Ah, I see what's the matter. Well, we'll soon fix that. fPuts screw-driver in his mouth and gets plyers from table.: Q