Waite High School - Warrior Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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TABLE OF CONTENTS Hank the Lank explores the halls, pages 12-17 . . . bends a tol- erant eye upon the administration and faculty, pages 22-25 . . . and finds a temporary haven in various classrooms, pages 26-33. Clarence the BookWorm's peace has been disturbed by the library-goers among the seniors, pages 36-55 . . . the juniors, pages 56-61 . . . the sophomores, pages 62-67 . . . and the fresh- men, pages 68-75. John L. Bee, the agitator, directs an open investigation into the activities of the National Honor Society, pages 78 and 79 . . . the publications, pages 80 and 81 . . . the Student Council, pages 82 and 83 . . . the Zetaletheans, pages 84-85 . . . the Pericleans, pages 86-87 . . . the Forum, pages 88-89 . . . the Quill and Dagger, pages 90-91 . . . the Hall Patrol, pages 92 and 93 . . . Art Club, pages 94 and 95 , . . the Optimates pages 96 and 97 . . , German Club, page 98 . . . and the Home Economics Club on page 99. Flossie the Flea starts a little inquiry of her own into . . . the Spanish Club, on page 100 . . . the French Club, page 101 . . . Senior Hi-Y, page 102 . . . Girls' W Club, page 103 . . . and the Junior Friendship Club, pages 110 and 111. 5 'mmfpn ,, 'ff at T V - F: 4, 0' .-. - ?0 A X x Q5 9 X . I 5 I 4 'if r S V: f - ,X 'I A it l' X-N, - p ' mini-R 'X f 10

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them in mind, gentlemen, we can use them later, Mr. Guinea Pig, what can you offer at this point? . . . Mr. P R 0 L O G U E Chairman, I will be very brief, squeaked the guinea pig with a great deal of timidity. I don't like to boast, but I know that my species can propagate in herds and overrun the earth. Increasing by geometric progres- sion we'll populate the world with guinea pigs. Weill eat them out of house and homef '... As soon as the guinea pig was reseated, John L. Bee rose, thanked him, called on Gordy Grasshopper, and sat down again .... Mr, Chairman, began Gordy in his slow methodical voice, I believe my past actions speak for themselves. I don't need to give any lengthy details as to my reputation as a greedy and ravenous eater. I and my kind will take it upon ourselves to destroy every green living plant on the face of the earth. With their greenstuffs gone, the . fy Niall If 1 full lr sf. , 7 A XA 'f' Q' 3 xx zzgiir x ',v V , Q .A s VIAX , -4 'f 1' . 'f Nw 1 xy ,y l .45 - v 1 lil ff 7' M-L 'ir-1 ' rib -I .- . , -X 1-4. humans will promptly perish. . . . Thank you, gourmand. Now how about you, Hank, there at the door? You've been treated like a dog all your life. You'll be with us, won't you? . . . Not on your lives. Man is my best friend and I his. I'll not take part in your dastardly schemes, growled Hank the Lank .... Oh, well, buzzed John L., you wouldn't have been much help anyway. But I bet Flossie Flea is with us, aren't you, Flossie?' '...' 'Not me, whispered Flossie, I'm not leaving Hank. With new homes so hard to find you've got to be satis- fied with what you have. I'm not crossing up Hank and leaving a perfectly good home. Hank and I are inseparable companions. Include me out.' '...' 'That's right, Flossie, you stick with me. We'll not go in for such dastardly work, you villains, stormed Hank, traditionally man's friend. You had better think it over. After all, this is a very important move you are about to make, be sensible about the thing. By all means, don't be rash, Hank went on in a persuasive voice. Why don't you go around the school, find out what the humans are doing? You will change your minds when you find what decent folk they are. . . . Well, Hank, if that's what you want, we'll go around and examine the various phases of human activity, explained John L. Bee .... Ferdie and I can get in and out of here easily enough. We'll go to the various club meetings and come back and re- port our findings. We'll show you, Hank, that humankind is a pretty useless lot. Are you one of those people who must skirmish through the last pages to flnd how the story ends before he settles down to straight page-by-page reading? Indulge yourself. The epilogue is on page 136. 9

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TABLE OI: CONTENTS Ferdinand the Fly, because of his ability to hum, has investigated the actions of . . . the Glee Club, pages 112 and 113 . . . the Orchestra, page 114 . . . and the Band on page 115. Ginny Guinea Pig, because of her uncle Ezekiah's connection with athletics-he is a footballfhas taken it upon herself to inquire about the gym people on page 118 and 119 . . . the cheer- leaders, page 120 and 121 . . . the color of the game, pages 122-125 . . . the football teams, pages 126-127 . . . action shots of the games, pages 128 and 129 . . . Basketball teams, pages 130 and 131 . . . and the minor sports, pages 132 and 135 . , . The conclusions that these animal revolutionists drew from their many investigations, and what world-wide action they took as a result of their conclusions is revealed in the Epilogue, pages 136 and 137, We urge you-sign your names While you can, before humankind is swept into oblivion, on the final page 144, and on the lining sheets. Time is short to patronize your friends, the advertisers, whose names appear on pages 138to 144. Have a final buying spree. 9 M ,A Q X .A 'I' Q5-tb me T AL-X FTE., 11