Waite High School - Warrior Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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Mr, Mogagf Mr. Mollenkopf Miss Moore Commercial Commerrial Commercial Miss Nelson Miss Newbirt Mrs. Osborne English English History Mr. Osborne Miss Parks Mr. Pearsall Industrial Arts Mathematics Commercial Tl-IE INQUIRING MR. MOFFATT: Is his credit good? Mn. MOLLENKOPF: I'l1 pass my vote to a man who can husk the line. Mlss Mooms: My aspirant must not leave his supporters short-handed. Miss NELSON: Noun'.r the time to vote, my friends. Miss NEWBIRT: My candidate is a Dickens of a good chap. Mxs. OSBORNE: Before deciding, I must know the candidate's social histofyf' MR. OsBoRNE: To keep political machinery running smoothly, a candidate who holds the wheel must not be a nut. Miss PARKS: My nominee is a man Who can multiply ee and h together and get ezhcf' MR. PEARSALL: The first man to show me how to make more money from athletics will get my support. Mr. Rohlfing Mrs. Schaenfeld Miss Smith Science Science Commercial Miss Rees Miss Roache English English

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REPORTER INTER MR. CUMMINGS: The political machinery should be kept free of any loose nuts. Miss DRUGGAN: All the candidates remind me of the missing link. MR. FOLEY: A candidate, in my opinion, should refrain from useless static. MRS. FORTUNE: Like all Gaul, my mind is divided on the subject. Miss GERDING: The candidate who gets my vote must be able to hold a thermometer in his mouth Without swallowing it. Mlss GRIFFITH: Heil to my Winning candi- date. MRS. HALL: I'll be first to the polls, as usual. Miss HART: Will this be an annual elec- tion? MRS. HELBURN: A silent man, rather than one who speaks volumes, will he my candi- date. Miss HOUK: Oui, ouig I think a yes-man has his points. VIEWS THE FACUI. Miss HOWARD: Will he stand the acid text? MR. JAEGER: I'll present an oil painting to the vvinnah! MRS. KEMP: History will repeat itself, so Why ask me? MR. KLAG: A candidate vvho gets my vote will have to furnish a Joe Miller's Joke Book. MR. LEACH: I will not make a public state- ment. Miss MALLORY: Candidates shouldn't be continually cooking ap something. Miss MALLOY: Why ask me? Ask the Lif- 6747.7 Digest! Miss MARINE: I cast my vote for no dic- tatorsf' MR. MATHIAS: It all adds up to this: Is he a square footer? MR. M1LLs: You volt for my man, and l'll volt for yours. Mrs. Helly Miss Hart Mrs. Helburn Miss Houk Miss Howard Mr Jaeger Mrs Kemp English I Englzsh Library French Science Commercial History S. Mr..Klag Mr. Leach iss Mallory Miss Malloy Miss Marine Mr Mathias Mr Mills Science Social Science Economics English Social Science Mathematics Science 935

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REPORTER M1ss PICKARD: A man who can rise from his chair without scraping it will get my sup- port. Miss REES: My aspirant should know the difference between a predicate nominative and a noun of direct address. Miss ROACHE: A man who is able to diagram a sentence ought to be considered for office. MR. RQHLFING: Our government should be out of the test tube stage. My candidate will put it in something else for a change. MRS. SCHAENFELD: My candidate must have a stiff vertebra. Miss SMITH! My candidate must be wel! bul- emced. ' ' MR. STEINER: As dean of the freshman boys, I Wish to say, quote, 'I have nothing to say,' unquotef' MR. STERLING: A few of the many block heads should be removed from their oflicesf' MR. SUTPHEN: Politicians should toot their own harm. Mr. Steiner Mr- Sterling Mr. Sutphen Sucial Srience I nduslrml Arlx Band V INTERV IEWS Tl-IE FACU Mrss To1a1N: Set some of our boondogglers to work squaring the circle. It will keep them busy. -'Miss WAITEZ My idea of a capable man is one who knows his theorems. MISS WALES: It seems to me that the aspir- ants should stop hemming and hawing so much about nothing. MRS. WERNER: One look at a candidate I saw yesterday and you'll be in Jtitclaef for a month. Miss WERUM: No fddlin' around for my can- didate. MR. WIETZ: I'll go to the mat for any good man. MR. WILLIAMS: My aspirant will draw an enormous vote. Miss YOUNG! My candidate will be one who can explain the Einstein Theory so that I can understand it. MR. YoUNGQU1sT: My candidate has great plum for the future. ES s . mt! ew K Miss Waite Miss Wales Mathematica' Home Eeonamzc: Mrs. Werner Miss Werum Mr. Wietz Mr. Williams Miss Young Mr- YOI-lrlgqlllit Home Econamzcs Orchestra Science I nduslrial Arts Science Induslrzal Arts