Wainwright High School - Black and Gold Yearbook (Wainwright, Alberta Canada)

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ADVERTISING The publication of our first Year Book was greatly aided by the advertisements in this section. Thanks everybody for your generous co-operation. The Year Book Staff.

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A View Of The Old And The New By Elmer Tory Where Wainwright now stands, there was once a large lake- (A remnant still exists) On one side of the water lived Chief “Stuck-in-the-Muck” and his little son “Squirt-in-the-Dirt”. They hunted buffalo with bows and arrows made from beaver bone and shoe laces. Every day at sunrise the chief sped across the prairie on his horse, “Share the Ride”. Every night at sunset, he carried his steed back home on his shoulders. If hunting had been good he carried a buffalo too. Across the lake lived Mud-in-Your-Eye” and his beautiful daughter, Princess “Babe-with-Curves-makem-Wolf-Howl”. This chief was the owner of a company which manufactured a com¬ bination pipe of peace and tomahawk, scientifically combined on the basis of years of careful experimenting in smoking and scalp¬ ing. (No other tomahawk or pipe making company could make this claim.) But let us look in on this locality 200 years later. How things have changed! The weather is fine because the scientists have been splitting atoms for heat. (If it gets too hot, they will put them back together again). Robots are careening about the streets, shopping for their masters. Inside a large house, the family is eating a magnificent meal consisting of coffee capsules, potato pills, tomato tablets, and dessert drops. The little son and his visitor from Venus are arguing about which is the better planet. The father has a sad face because his “Earth to Mars” Taxi Company has not been doing much business lately because people prefer longer trips- Thus we leave the family hoping that they don’t get indigestion from eating too much. How times have changed, imagine Chief “Stuck-in—the-Muck” getting his buffal o from tiny capsules or the man of the future scalping his enemy with a combination pipe of peace and tomahawk. 49

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TO CHEVROLET OWNERS fl- Cet CHEVROLET Parts and Service—From CHEVROLET Specialists Buffalo Service Station Phone 25 A. S. RATTRAY Wainwright