Wadsworth High School - Whisperer Yearbook (Wadsworth, OH)

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YULTUPE S PARADISE VIPTLOUS PUBLICATION Gene 'NIcC1ll and Warren Smrth haxe bought out thrs newspaper They wrll take control next week and there wrll be an addrtronal page to the paper devoted to racrng and bettrng forms Brll Cr umley was arrested by our vrllage constabl Dawe Rrtzman for photograph rng scenrc places of beauty The beauty was Kathleen CPustyJ Wolf Arlene Krlmer and Ann Harms are try mg to organrze a Woman s Chrrstran Tem perance Unron to r1d our vrllage of rts cafes Barbara Freeman rs receptronrst and ether admrnrstrator for county veterrnar ran Sam Sorrentrno Paulrne Condrat1k and Norma Schwab have recently been appornted state lrquor and food rnspectors The knowledge they garned when younger workrng rn bacterra rntested eatrng places wrll prox e rnvaluable to them Jean Rohrer Charlotte Lrllrbrrdge and Frances W elty are now busrly makrng flan nel nrghtres and long woolres for the Home Chuck Raynor and Lrnton Rrvers pros pectors for gold have been lost up rn them than hrlls on therr way to Fort Ixnox to look for gold that s rumored to be there Rosemary Smrraldo has recently been contracted to draw the rllustratrons for Ernest Kelleman s new book Escapades of a Mermard on Dry Land Roy Bendel has recently been hrred bx Brshop s Beer Beanerv as offrcral bouncer Hrs understudx and apprentrce rs Lenorr Huntsman Nancy Erxen rs owner of the nations lar vest record shoppe She specralrzes ex clusrx ely rn classrcal and hrllbrllv records Nlrckey Tanner has acquired the world s most valuable collectron of antrque cars Our honorable mayor Charles Bron strup has been compared rn the natron s Who s Who to Alabama s Krssrng Governor Jrm Folsom Iamona Medley xrllage lrbrarrm kept so busy wrth the lendrng recordrng and returnrng of the lrbrarys two books that she IS takrng on Bob Shaffer as rn assrstant Irene Few Nancy Neely and Kathleen Alcorn are runnrng a nursery for Englrsh teachers chrldren to teach correct pro nuncratron of the three or more syllable words Itobert Allen belrevrng Latrn should not be a dead language has gone to Pome to drg rt up Itobert Mrller a strugglrng screntrst has just garned fame for rnventrng a saturated solutron whrch wrll keep physrcs teachers awake durrng class perrods natron s typrcal farm grrl by the 4 H Club of Amer rca and Carl Trghe rs shar mg the same honor as typrcal farm boy Nlrlton Vahey has frnally organrzed a 9 J 7 prece band after urgrng the local mrners for months to lay down then prcks and tal e up prccolos Joyce Markeson back from her modelrng course rn New Xork has been employed as hostess rn Grlda s Grrmy Grubhouse owned and operated by Grlda Polk Cerrx Grrner has left our xrllage to trax el to W adsu or th Olrlo to be assrstant to Ralph Rohrer D O rnstructor at the local hrvh school Mrss Grrner attended VS adsxx orth Hrffh School rn her youth CLOSE FOOD LOCKERS 9 7 Q V In N w X ' y - , ' - 1 A J, n u ,, I c ' . - I . . , l . . , , L 9 r ' ' V n 1 1 , . S' ' ' . r ' ' . C R' , v' ' . .'2 , - 1 1- . , V' ' . ' Y , , . . , I . I F I l I C W 2 i r . 9 0 1 1 1 A , . l U . ' . . - a n C , . C I ' 3 1 u 4 ' ' . 1 - , lr C. , . . . U . . . . . 7 . Y x . ' . . ' ' ' . . 1 Y n a , C V Y u u , I . . c ' c ' ' f0l' Dilallidated MUIGYS and Sbouses. Beverly Rasor' has just been voted the C ' s ' C . ' - - 1 , 1 Y 1 . . r 1 , 1 1 n 0 ' 1 . A I D' ' Y 2'1 ' ' . , ' . ' . 1 Q ' , 1 , v . v . . . . , 1 . . . ' ' . , 1' V V , . , . , f L u lf ' . V, C . .2 . I nitv I. I 1 vi C 1 v Y V 1 l . I Y 11 ' v 1 l , 1 1 l t 1 - Q 1 Y I I I Q lc. I . l . ' . - AI- , C . . . Q C . , b, . ' , . D U, ' 2

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VULTUPES PARADISE VIRTIJOLS PUBLICATION Publlshed B1 decadely Clrculatlon 2789 COPIES Edltor ln Chlef Vulture s Parad1se Greedy Parson February 31 1969 Page 7 Ju1cy Junk and Gory Gab Column By Frances Sw an Henry Pogel Blshop well known gambler and ownel of Blshop s Beer Beanery has an nounced that next week Alan Wlnlands Vhly Women show w1ll be featured at the Beanery Joan BISSQII physlcal educatlon teacher and Joclne Krelder mechanlcal drawlng teacher hate just been slgned as lnstruc tors at Vulture s Parad1se Parochlal PFISOH by Superlntendent Gerald Ber dolf Alan Wlllyard has been promoted from makrng b1rd houses 1n h1s father s lumber yard to mak1ng dog houses mzed by Akos Barabas head sc1ent1st of the Unlted States Sc1ent1f1c Research Labo ratory as belng the only ln 1ng authorlty on the sexual l1fe of a worm Bonnle Mxller Smith Wlfe of Leo Sm1th outstandlng chlcken fancler at our county faxrs has Just been lnformed that her book The Egg and I Second Edltlon has been accepted for pubhcatlon Joanna Larklns IS startlng a course 1n square danclng next week 1n Elmer Shulen barger s Skunk Stables J1ll Lahr ahas Golgeous Georgette w1ll be wrestllng P1chard Days ahas Darhng Daxsg to regaln her worlds champlonshlp t1tle next week at Madlson Square Garden Dottle G1bbS and M1m Bowers are oper atlng a chow wagon for the bachelor pro prletors 1n th1S reglon 1n hopes that the adage A way to a man s heart IS through h1S stomach may come true for them Crooner Don Juan the former John Cook thrxlled the hearts of the local mllk malds Lav1na Gehman Frances Brubaker and LOIS Taylor on h1s recent return V1Slt to hlS old home town Pose Dax IS was chosen top model at the lecent vlllage style show Her evenlno' attlre deslgned by New York s top dress deslgners Marlene Ott and Emma J Penox was a flowered strlped strapless plow dress of chlcken feed sack materlal The Judges were those noted authorltles on women Harvey McFatr1dge Lloyd Maxon and Norman Semler Glen Hoerger has been named by the Presldent as Secretary of Agrlculture Th1s appolntment was due to h1s extenslve program for m1n1ng the so1l IH the re glons nearabout Hls domlneerlng and pro gresslxe frlend J1m Martln has been elect ed presldent of the local m1ne workers unlon of our nelghborlng gold mlnes Jlm Krager noted x1ol1n1st IS now fea tured ln an entertalnment spot on Broad way H1s place of employment IS owned by h1s classmate Dlck Sm1th and It 1S called the Penmless Paupers Poolroom Chester Routt has just slgned a contl act Wlth the former presldent Harry S Tru man to teach Mr Truman how to play the MISSOUII NX altz 1n 06 gruehng lessons Nxck Berlyak unde1 study for Alan Ladd IS plannlng to marry the WIXHCIOUS show queen Allce Calbetzer Bob Borth water boy for the San Franclsco 49ers was g1ven a football cleat by h1s ldeal 49er halfback Anna Rufener for h1s outstandlng servlce to the team dulmg the past year 28 CITY HEATING C0 N Y I I . . . , . , . ' N . . L ' , - , v . ' 7 'I ' ' r ' 1 ' . , . . Y Y Y Y' 7 - - . . . 7 1 u - L 7' 7 7 . . v . . ' U Y - . , 7 r ' , ' , . . . , . g 1 . 1, , , . , . . , , , , , , . , I Edward Calame has just been recog- - ' , ,, . . .,, . ' , , . . . . - 5 7 l 1 1 , . , . , . 0 , . 7 , - 7 S 9 ' 7 7 . . . . - , , . . 1 7 ' - ' ' u , , at , . l , , . 1. , . - . 5' 7 as , ' ' , yy ' 1 l ! 1 I 1 I . I Y . . . , . . , , , , . . . . v , ' y . v - . , . 5 y Y ,, , . . . . 7 . ,, '. , . . ' l

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VULTUPES PAPADISE VIPTUOUS PUBLICATION Jlm Blough most noted psy chologlst 1n the Un1ted States started to psychoana ly ze hlmself last week He IS now recuper at1ng 1n the Incurable Insan1ty Instltutlon run by Marcella Oppllger and V1rg1n1a P1cker1ng June Held IS bemg held under f1ve cent bond at the local Jall for sendmg a cake NV1tl'l a f1le 1n It to Tr1gger Shue who IS spendxng h1s tlme 1n Medlna Countx s M dleval Monasterv Eugene Sllchuk local farm boy IS run mng for Pres1dent of the Unlted States H1s platform IS More Wlne More Women and Less Song and hlS campa1gn man ager Betty Kemp says accordlng to St3t1S tlcs he IS a sure bet to w1n Carol Selberhng 1S bemg sued by the Kleenex Co for runnlng them 1nto ru1n by her lnv entlon of a handkerchlef whlch you can blow on and on forever Evelyn Maurer famous halr styllst says the new look 1n ha1r for women IS the patent leather look to go w1th the new style shoes of that klnd of leather Norma Conrad IS openlng a f1Ve and ten cent store 1n our vlllage She has taken complete control of a flV6 and ten cent chaln store l1ne upon the death of her business assoclates who d1ed from starxa tlon caused by the low wages pald to them by MISS Conrad Mary Hartman IS runn1ng a prosperous matrons modellng salon ln downtown Los Angeles Mary Ann Kuhn IS Slde show barker for Rlngllng Brothers Barnum and Balley CIFCUS The featured attractlon of the slde show IS Elsle Taylor the only l1v1ng glrl w1th natural blond ha1r Helen M1lls lS employed by Kmgsley Sears to help the boys Wlth changlng volces ln h1s cholr and glee club to regaln the1r hearty and full tones of speech 30 CURTIS Delores McCulty IS st1ll stxuggllng to bu1ld up a sp1r1t of frlendllness between the two deadly enemles W adsvs orth and Bar berton Margaret Proper has been named Offl c1al pln up of the Petlred Marlne Corps Offlcers over seventy f1ve years of age She IS to recelxe a dollar a year penslon for thls honor John M1ller IS advertlsmg manager of the New York Times It IS Sald that he doubled the1r advertlsers ln a year s tlme because of hls ab1l1ty 1n gettlng mlxed up and collectlng at the same estabhshments three or four tlmes John Plum retlred englneer has been voted by the natlon s bobby soxers as the man theyd l1ke most to bu1ld an under ground tunnel Wlth 1f they were twenty years older Paul Townsend most el1g1ble bachelor 1n Vulture s Paradlse IS st1ll assoclatmg only Wlth women four years younger than hlm se Dan W6ltZ16H has lnvented a Jet powered motorcycle Dan says thls motorcycle IS safer than the ordlnary ones because lt goes so fast no one can see you and you cant see anyone e1ther thus avo1d1ng coll1s1ons Susanne Relmer and Phylhs Rohrer have been 1nd1cted by the Senator1al Invest1gat 1ng Commlttee on the charges of bemg Russlan Commumsts The ev1dence agalnst them IS that durmg the1r youth they wore black Pusslan boots to school and they can do several steps to the Pusslan Saber Dance Jams Wertz has been recently ordained at the local church the Slnners Sanctuary Jerry Serfass IS the custodlan ELECTRIC 7 L L I . Y , , . . a . 7 , . 1 v - 17 1 . - a . . . - L 1 Q 1 . . u . .7 ' 4 e . a , . V' ' Q ' ' ., U. s v ' , W . . . , . ' ' as - . .. . . . 9 ' 7 77 ' ' . . , . J 1 ' , ,. . . . ' ' Y 7 . . . ' 7 . .' . . 1 ' ' , . Y . , . 7 ll YY ' 7 , . . . . . . , . ' 1- 7 1 . , . . . , 9 , . . , . . . I . .. . x. . '. ' s. . . . . . . , , .