Viscount Bennett Junior High School - Terminal Yearbook (Calgary, Alberta Canada)

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Miss THOMAS Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to- the first big game of this new ' season-As we look dov t unto the field we see.that famous couch End Run Thomas checking on her line up. Over at the gate is the team ' s general manager Money McCasland whose eye, as uhual, is on the gate receipts. At the moment the cheerleaders lead by that famous Texan Karen: ' The Voice Le Fever and featuring Barefoot Barbara Sande and Rousing Raskin are giving the boys a cheer. ■ l A . - . The team is on the field and once again your Pippety Poppety Popcorn radio broadcast is on the air. As usually tne president of our company, that world famous popcorn muncher and peanut ' 1 crusher Ron Silent Schey .would like to welcome you. Your play by play announcer ' ' f oh ' this afternoon 1 s game will be that well known broadcaster Laringitus Stone. Now to the tPam. As tidlial ' Terehcb :u ThP Terror Rastin is in at quarter with Surfire Corbett as cpntre. The guard positions are filled with electrifying Haites and Shoulders Orman while cur ends are ' flying Paynie and crazy legs Kolber . a former member of the ' ’ ln! r LumierellfteAnother La Lumiereman Rapid Ronnie Dorwart plays in the halfback slot. Da ve Tompkin s along with Hairy Doe provides us with a scientifip ' ap fbach to ' the ' -flankers spot while his partner Moose Munro adds the feminine ' touch ' . ' h ‘ : Y ' - • • c •. ' -mit ban The kickoffs and punts will he handled ‘by the darling of .‘the gridiron. Norm The Form Chisholm while all -punt returns will be cared for Py: the Blonde Bomber Eleanor D’Amic o and her hard driving compatriot Raging Rae Garden . r ‘ ' • ' V ■ . • ' .; V. M, - : We are hoping to tiatdh another glimpse ' ' of the second string quarterback Airways Snider . Seems like somebody is always giving George the air. This year,the ; positibn of head waterboy is filled by Drip Bolton. Terry first achieved fame bbcMr.e of the big ; spash he made when,’her tripped over a bench at last year ' s final. The official bench, warper Rett.y :,, Babe McNamee : is iparticuiarly suited for her vocation since her ftobb Is cbllectijig db-lls.dt ’.Plod -red ril Our medical corps ip headed by that famous noseologist Doctor Grant van Hill Doctor van Hill is assisted by ' those fanout maids of vmercy Lenore Kirkpatrick . Joan Reid and Elaine Sni der. ■■■■ ’•n: }; -mcsAC: O’Canada and God Save the Queen will be played by that famous football organist of the Western Conference Fingers Law . Coming across the field is last year ' s winner of the Schenley Award Tall Paul Tremlett . Paul was the first player to receive the award for his drinking. The booing is for the little men in stripes. The head referee is Myrna Campbell . Her blue eyes make it difficult for her to catch on but once it hits her Wow ' . Sleeping Steve Pullen is backing her up as head linesman. Steve doesn ' t see much but then he never makes a wrong call. Hold it ' . Good news has reached us that the Japanese answer to the China Clipper Mike Ta. ms.gi will, play today. That ' s great news for coach Thomas. Our off: cial statistician for the year is Pat Wales . Pat may not be good at math, but just ask any fabric and dress student what she can do with figures ' . A word of thanks must go out to Ron Ellis for the brilliant job he did in designing this electrical bench. Just plug it in and it heats up. All and all the invention is pretty shocking. And thanks also to Robert Rowley for changing our 100 W. bulb for a 200 W, bulb. It certainly threw some light on the subject l I now turn you over to Judy for our play by play of the game. CLASS 11-26 Page 35

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Page 34 ■K ' l.rt , r»« In school Sandy Landage is never really quiet And when out with boys or at a party she 1 s quiet a riot l A fan of western nusie Judy Lathwell is. When it cones to dancing she’s really a whizz 1 ■ ■ v 0; ’ n , •... ' t.-- f - ■ . Loveable Lynn Maskell is really alive. Her nain interest is The Big C at 12-25. . :To be a famer or a stenographer Sandra Merithew’s ambitions Soon she ' ll be driving a Cadillac car. Carolyn Milner, one of JOB ' s Daughters, ; Intends to get through school on what is tought her. A technical secretary Vivian Misura intends to be, And a good one she’ll make, just wait and see. ; Horses and boys are Diane Murdoch’s best bet And the position of secretary she’s out to get. Sally O ' Rourke is quite the kid, When it canes to Bob she flips her lid. D for Dorothy and D for dates To be a good secretary is what she states. A stenographer is what she would like to be Where there are boys and fun Ellen Sherry you’ll see. Gwen Smith also known as Shrimp In her hobby of painting she does not skimp. Although boys and sports are her big pitch, Dianne Sumner ' s ambition is to be rich.

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Page 36 CUSS BIOGRAPHY 11-27 Mr. Ferguson. . ■ -?-■- It is the year 1970. Mr. Ferguson ' s class 11-27, of the year 1959-1960, are reuniting for a space excursion to the noon. Our transportation, two exquisitely furnished space ships designed by engineers Arnold Brogden and Philip Hartwell , has been supplied by their owners Playboy Leslie Rosenau and wealthy English author Dennis Walker . Our able pilot Leonard Battrum will be aided by two lovely hostesses Helen Colgan and Sandy Mac Kinlay . The ships ' nurse is June Whitbread . Aaron Litchinskv . who is now a skilled pharmacist, has developed a super dehydrated fo,od pill. Since his pills, come in varied colors and. flavors, Sharon. Ganden and Shari Sanders have selected a delicious chicken dinner with all the trimmings 1 in the form of brown pills for dark meat and white pills for light meat. These refreshments are completed with the addition of a delicious cherry angel food cake, which is, of course, in the Jbrm of a large pink pill on a delicate crystal cake platter. Entertainment will be supplied by the talented musician .- Harry Woodhouse and his moor.drops. The members of this excellent band are: Fred Clark on the accordion, Wendy Hillard on the flute-a-phone, Marg Edmondson on the piano. Norm Holdershaw on the drums, Doug Boulton on the guitar Accompanying the moondrops will be charming singer Marg Wallace . Upon arriving at our destination, everyone will go to a beautiful ultra-modem teahouse designed and built by architect David Bennetts This teachouse has been affectionately named moonshine by Walter Mosimann . who has wired it with atomic light. After settling down in their exquisite private rooms Terry Falkenberg and Dyne Folwell are planning to rush off to the Marl Imbrium Golf course for nine holes of rocky golf while Doug Grant , star quarterback, Paul Jonassen . halfback, John James , guard and Jim Knowler . tackle will hurry to get up a good game of Spaceman ' s Football. Sharpshooter Marcheta Brown is going to shoot at distant jagged peaks on the moon ' s surface in order to see hew much faster a bullet travels and how loudly her rifle cracks. Donna Chisholm and Joanne Stitt , horse breeders in Kentucky, had planned to race their two favorite yearlings, but had to postpone it until thqy were home again because there wasn ' t enough rocm for the horses on the ship. Star swimmers Gordon Henry and Merritt Mabev would have visited the old swimming hole but were disappointed when they heard that there is no water on the moon.