Viscount Bennett Junior High School - Terminal Yearbook (Calgary, Alberta Canada)

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10-41 Miss Perkins. BIOGRAPHIES Page 32 This is yakety Haskovitch - alias Sharon - reporting the 10-41 edition of; the classwide crime news. A mysterious murder was committed last night. Sneaky Allan Sales, daredevil detective has been chosen to investigate the clues and find the murderer. The present suspects are:. Linda Sloan seen roaring away from the scene «f the crime on the back of an unlighted scooter. Tom Messenger prominent chonist who experimented with nitro-glycerin throughout the night. Elaine Zimrnerli was seen sulking down a dark street on the trail of a 6 ' 4 male. Bill Bennetts the strong silent butler who carried a grudge. Tom Robinson car fiend, who wasVfound tampering under the victim’s car. Joan Haden - possible accomplice, who drowned out the victim’s cries with her trumpet. Barry Horth - recently defeated by the victim in a very important archery game Lyn Mever - American counterspy, seen leaving the victim ' s house carrying the bloody remains of her jazz collection. Eddie Schev - painter of the controversial portrait of the victim. Don Hamilton - arch enemy, who recently added a man eating plant to his tropical plant collection. People questioned: ’’Where were you at the time of the crime ? Peggy Smith either in the gym or carrying things off the football field John Siegrist groping for food in the refrigerator, and man, it was cold. Verlie Thomas being bawled out as usual, for neglecting my homework John Park locating the Intestinal tube of a poor helpless frog Bonnie Southam in the closet, gobbling down a few extra hamburgers Bob Wallace in the basement, constructing a model jet Diane Stackhouse in my bedroom, trying to sew, write letters and listen to pop music all at the same time. Lonnie Tate I was crying the blues, on.my snazzy trombone Pat Knechtel on .the phone, spreading the latest gossip to Ellie Bob Greenwood having fun, at my girlfriend’s house. Public Opinions in the Murder Situation . Corinne Hingston it must have been done by a coy boy. Lynda Hodges Oh dahling; you really want my opinionl How thrilling, but I must rush off; bucy you know Sylvia Fyfe How ickyl It just had no sport to it at all Wendy Argent I don ' t know enough facts to develop a theory yet. Doug Spensley nice going .. too bad it wasn’t my brother l Diana Nelson What was that you said ? (yawn) Snore .... zzzzzzz . Verna Schatz I guess if he got it he must have asked for it. Pass the candy (chomp, Ann Loewen An opinion like that requires careful study. 0h,no,not study t chomp. ) Marsha Saunders Isn ' t that nice, but a bit juvenile don ' t you think? John James How about that, we should try something like that ourselves ! This is your yakety-yakety newsreporter signing off for to-day. For further development tune in later ' j. Wait, FLaSH announcement! Lyn Meyer, substituting for your beloved past reporter, as Ferocious Fred Enders, has committed his second murder, by the vulgar method of slowly dropping acid down the victim ' s threat.

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10-37 CUSS BIOGRAPHY Page 31 Miss BOYD . ' ...... A; .... ' -T- ' . . r; ' Although frequently surveyed by the rest of the ••ii ' j?. school as material for the nehtal institution, the members of class 10-37 went on their merry, mad way to a successful year. On a typical morning (especially Monday morning) the first decipherable sound above the chaos;would be Miss Boyd ' s dulcit tones Murray and ■k . 1 ;- ;.-:Tom l Please sit down 1 Not long following, a .J petition is usually presented by Don and Morris (who have a passion for petitions) pleading with Miss Boyd to let them stand up and talk. Meanwhile Gwen and Beverley are carrying on a quiet conversation at the back while Christine, Cheryl, Bev and Linda are talking about Sal Mineo. Arne and Brian are arguing about the atmosphere ' of the Moon. Rising out of the bedlam comes Helgards unmistakable giggle poking fun at Carol ' s new cheer. Jan.and Susan, two of our more saner classmates, try to look disapprovingly and listen to Bill and Audrey ' s council report but Anita ' s Where did Reka go? and Valerie ' s did’ you know Hatshepsut was the first woman to be a Pharaoh? usually drowns them out. The finer points of trumpet playing are being discussed by Bob and Gerald, Helen stares aimlessly into space . while Peter tells fish stories to no one in particular. Judy ' s convulsive laughter exceeds all noise while • her meandering eyes focus on Katheline, trying to terrify poor Kirk in the corner . Above Reka ' s I did ' not know we had any homework and Carol ' s shrieks at Don, Laurie scribbling wild poetry that no one under¬ stands and Pat ' s oral rehearsing of a current play,, sits William with his beloved book on atomic energy, cool, calm, and collected, quietly planning to blow up something or someone (preferably one of his more rambunctious classmates). In Spite of all this and thanks to our often ' ,V surprisingly unruffled teacher, we weathered the , , terrors of first year high school; none the worse for wear. ' It was a very good year. PAT CAMPBELL MORRIS LOVELACE. ■ ' Ot.i •Jh nn- ' ;

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BIOGRAPHIES Page 33 MAI ARNOLD ' S interest lies in Rick Nelson, . Food, Rook ' n ' Roll and any nan ' s son. , r.,’... A private secretary is Sheila Baerwald ' s ain. And dancing and boys are just a game. • ■ ■ - ' u ' -j .• I. Bev Belway fron Cranbrook cane, The mention of Brian just drives her insane. The goon, Sharon Berg, is in this room. And she hopes she ' ll be a secretary soon. • Della Blatz, a pretty, fair young naid, Intends to be a nurse ' s aid. ;j. While doing her homework there ' s rust on her halo, But when baton is concerned it ' s sweet Donna Calow. ' . 1 -u: Maggie Cameron, whose eyes are like starB Enjoys dancing, parties and boys with cars. j l .... • « ' 1 .! Since homework and math are Rosalie ' s pet peeves - in the business warld will she succeed 7 ------- Pat Dorgan ' s interest is in a Thunderbird car, ■ ito leam. shorthand and marry a millionaire her ambitions are. A medical stenographer she intends to be. In swimming and diving Judy Dowson you ' ll see. Ann Drysdale ' s pet peeves are A.L., Chester and B.U. and her certain special guy we ' d like to view.. Crafts and piano playing take up Grace Ellingson ' s spare title and her ambition as bookkeeper is mighty fine. .Theresa Front in from King Edward came. When she ' s happy or angry she ' s just the same. Hilbert, alias Donna Hill, as a, private secretary she ' ll fill the-bill. ■ v, ; ; • ' ■ v r:i: A;:1 Marsha Ipema likes reading and skating, r 1 ' lL A top notch secretary she ' ll sonn be rating. r. School in general Anna Jensen detests. [ ' To be a bookkeeper is her one request.. ■ ••• r ■■ !.■. v , ... Known as the naughty lady of Kerrydale Road Miss Gail Laidlbw certainly has the mode.