Virginia Commonwealth University - Cobblestone Wigwam Yearbook (Richmond, VA)

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JVe Wonder ■ ere 1 an liother ' In In Re- lUt it ;t, v iiiiTinient troni Uie Pcona . It ' s aluavs liest to iiet T?ATF. ' S as lull 111 li-icUs as a circus mule. J ' ccp- Io c in m pocUet. I guess I won ' t acquainted with the surroundings first. Don ' t tell me that ' s a real western patent medicine man under m v window ! There ' s some- thing strangely familiar about that musical voice. Let ' s see. I ' ve got it. It ' s Virginia Martin, the long-legged peddler, and she ' s demonstrating that hair grower on Sarah Forstmann ' s tresses. I suppose I won ' t speak to them yet. It might decrease their following. The following doesn ' t see.Ti very interested. I wonder — why it ' s Winnie Meade! There must be some catch in this traveling drug store. I ' m going down and — watch out w here you ' re gomg there! ' h ■, Gertrude Beauchamp, you ought to know better than to try to sell Hersheys out here! It ' s too hot tor the nuts. stroll over to see the sand formations before supper. Ladees and gentlemen, on lill If it isn ' t V ' iritinia Crooks announcing the wonders! (Must have got I guess I the right you stuck out her on one oi her week-end trips. ) Stop pushing me. Well, Umpty. what are you doing here? Oh, coaching the sand llcas in football — it ' s a charming occupation I ' m sure! There ' s some strange excavation over there in the sand. I think I ' ll go over and read that sign. H ' mm, Hamner Desert Construction Company — Street Car Tracks a Specialty — Prompt Service — Private Cars. What are those things jumping up and down? Why. 11 it isn ' t Jean Casey, Iberis Jones, and Isabelle Whitlock trying to feel the pulse of those jumping beans! And are those beans hop- ping mad! Well, well, I ' ll be on my way. Oh, look at those clever little pots those Indians are selling! I believe I ' d recognize that slouch anywhere. Alorgan, where did you get that beautiful striped blanket you ' re wrapped up in? Why, you don ' t mean Marian Moiphey is out here to bring the story of the Easter bunny to the Indian children, and Norma Overstreet is in a side show over on the other side of tow n? xly but Mary Bartlett Thev can ' t be Enalish Goodness! No, I ' m not so surprised after all. That couldn ' t be lying over there m the sun taking a rest course. What are those papers Janie Brown is carrying around so caretu themes. Oh, I see, they ' re court depositions! Who ' s that sticking pins in that cactus over there? It ' s Mary Bliley (I knew I heard a faint Tni a wreck! ), and it would be Ruth Brock trying to get a shower bath out of a cactus. Let me get a little closer to that Neon sign: Besecker International Detective Agency. Let me catch up with your husband. No, don ' t let her get him. And what ' s this? Miner and Thompson— Roulette— Red Dog— Double Your Alimony. That ' s an idea. What good luck! Here comes Louise Belcher, the only social worker I ' ve seen out here. I ' ll ask her what the class of ' 32 is doing in Reno in full force. A social worker ' ll know. Oh, Laura Mae Stone Von Pippin, O.S.X.R.S., is here to get a divorce, and I am trying to patch things up on account of the twins. And the rest of them? Oh, they ' re trying to get a cast-ofl ' husband. Well, Mary Catherine Griffith, of the Keno Dibunker, says some of them will probably be out here jinother ten vears.

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A . -li .tiLsyA gEaii ISABELLE WhITLOCK Richmond, Va. B.S. in yar.nn.i

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