Victory Township High School - Echo Yearbook (Roanoke, IL)

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R. V. H. S. Why Is It? eyes are Hazel, mouth is Rose, skin is Olive, laugh is Mary, You are all Grace- Your Your Your Your And why on earth did they have to go and christen Anny!! Maybe That's the Answer Miss Moore: Richard'what is the difference between 'he will' and 'he shall'. Wade Wrenn: 4' tHe will' is future tense and 'he shall' is later. Some of the dumbells who haven't been expo-sed to Geom. think a polygon is a dead parrot. It's an ill wind, said the Kansas farmer, as his wife disappeared in a t0rnad0'l! Jffz A ff- fri ff .v. Detailed You are an hour late this morning Samn said an employer to his colored servant. Yes, sahg I was kicked by a mule on my way, sah: c That oughtn't to have detained you an hour, Sam. Well, you see, Boss, he kicked me the other way. When the Echo Anives . Cabbages will have heads as big as high school graduates. Every hen will lay her daily dozen. Potatoes will use their eyes to look out for them selves. Hay will be so healthy that it wonft have to be cured. Every cow will be contented with her lot. The cider will do all the working. Chickens won't have to scratch for a living. The kitchen clock will never get that run-down feeling. Plows will have a more rapid turnover. Onions will be strong enough to take care of themselves. The only grafters to come near the farm will be in the orchard. There will be running water in the house even when it isn't raining. The old auto will shift for itself. And not all the peaches will be in the orchard. Sounds Like a Freshman Madeline P.: Do they kill foxes to get the fur????? Bernice: Suppose they skin 'em alive. PAGE NINETY-ONE

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R. V. I-I. S. An anachronism is a word that at the present time it did not exist. Said by a wise Sophomore. Brick Herbst was reading the following sentence: On the horizon appeared a splendid .... Barque, prompted Miss Moore. Freshman Cstaringj UNO? That,s what I said: 'Barquef persisted Miss Moore. Bow-Wow, said Brick Herbst. Miss Moore: Fannie Beer ou have a keen mind- com ose a few lines usin 3 y 7 ' Safety Razor '. ' ' Fannie Beer: The girl was born in Mexico, her father brought her here When once they had a revolution scare. He said he liked the country, but the people were so queer He didn 't think 'twas SAFETY RAZOR there. Some Grand 0pera???? ' Brown Eyes, Why Are You Blue? .......... Arwilla Bloom Just a Bundle of Sunshine, ........... ...... A da Moser Oh Katharina r ....................... .... K athryn Sassio Don 't wake me up, Please let me dream . ROSGMHPIG .......... ..... Remember ...................... Dear Pal ......................... So that 's the kind of a girl you are? . . . Show me the way to go home ........ I'm Looking for a Sweetheart ..... Want a Little Lovin' ........... . . The Best of Whatever you are ..... ....... I'm Sitting on Top of the World ...... Five Feet Two, Eyes of Blue .......... . Frank Sand Marie Sauder Verna Pfister . . . Anna Schuler . . . . . Sam De Signe . . . . Victor Blnnier Ella Belsley . . . Nettie Beer Viola Gudeman Eugene Zimmerman Annabelle Schulthes ..- Miss Whitnah: The people used to fight over women when they believed in Venus' ' Robert Risser.: They do yet. Flora: What kind of silk is your dress? Katherine K.: I don 't know some washable silk. Flora : ' ' Tub silk. ' ' Don 't be discouraged if your name is not in this book. It took King Tut 3000 years to get his name in print. PAGE NINETY-THREE