Vestaburg High School - Wolverine Yearbook (Vestaburg, MI)

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il Dbval II i L Flush Plop-plop, fizz-fizz, oh what a relief it is. Hurry up, my teeth are floating! How much longer are you going to be in there? I really have to go, and I mean NOW! What can he be doing? We asked around and found out what people REALLY do in the bathroom. —gits and pieces— Job interview 3.23S write a letter inform atlon “They try to calculate the exact amount of squares of toilet paper they will need for the job.” Pat Wojtowicz “My sister takes a book to the bath- room when she’s supposed to do the dishes.” Angel Rines “Michelle Stratton, Amy Foor, and I were taking pictures of each other in the bathroom, which on the surface may not seem too strange, except we were in the boy’s bathroom posing by the urinals.” Penni Rotunno “Every day at lunch, Pat Wojtowicz will stand infront of the mirror and pre- tend that he’s a real stud muffin or some- thing.” Ric Brauher “Troy and Corey Ferguson, my step- brothers, go in the bathroom practically every 5 minutes to comb their hair before school.” Christa Addis “I play my clarinet on the toilet.” Amelia DePue “I once put Saran Wrap over the toilet and put the seat down. About a half-hour later, my mom had gone to the bathroom on it.” Eric Vitz Karry Otto wrote a letter to the Charmin Toilet Paper Company to ask them why the squares of toilet paper are so small. They wrote back saying “While it’s true nobdy uses just one square of bathroom tissue, we’ve found smaller size sheets aid in dis- pensing the product.” Mr. Torgerson says his son tells him that when he goes to the bathroom, he lays an egg. Christina Fleming Pete Scott 9 Kristy Sharp 9 Eric Sherman 11 Ryan Smith 10 Lance Snyder 11 Art Stark 10 Rikki Steele 11 Brandi Stratton 9 Deanna Stratton 9 Linctte Stratton 10 26 p bathrooms

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 And lift 2..3..4...To release his frustrations of writing a football story, Shay Throop decides to give Ryan Smith a wedgie while he is washing the rust off the wall for Mrs. Rau. ShOUt it all OUt! At the last Varsity basketball pep as- sembly Matt Hassenzahl shows his spirit when asked if the Wolverines are going to win the district tournaments. LIFOf Lisa Morrow 9 Cathy Morten sen 9 Mau Mortensen 10 Karry Otto 9 Lany Ozment 10 Terry Packer 11 Chad Palmer 11 Nancy Palmer 10 Kathy Parcher 11 Steve Parcher 9 Tim Parrish 10 Justin Pcrsall 9 Genny Prestage 10 Rory Regina 11 Holly Rotunno 9 Busier Ryckman 9 Chad Ryckman 9 Duane Ryckman 10 Kris Ryckman 10 Jody Schaeffer 10 Bobbi Sharaswak 9 Tom Schilling 10 Angel Schindler 9 Dan Scott 10 People 2!)

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 Let me think. During biology class, finding It difficult to explain the reproduction process a cell goes through, Ra chel Butler searches for the right words. GO big red! At a pep assembly, Jennifer Bissell indi- cates her support of the varsity volleyball team, which is pre- paring for district competition. Joe Strublc 10 Jennifer Swope 10 Tim Taylor 11 Alice Throop 11 Shay Throop 10 Tim Throop 9 Don Topper 11 James Traynor 11 Kevin VanBuskirk 11 Dan VanPlcw 10 Sam Vaughn 10 Eric Vitz 10 Shane Welch 9 Teri Welch 10 Jennifer Wing 9 Rich Wing 9 Chauntcl Withey 10 Patrick Wojtowicz 10 People 27