Vestaburg High School - Wolverine Yearbook (Vestaburg, MI)

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 And lift 2..3..4...To release his frustrations of writing a football story, Shay Throop decides to give Ryan Smith a wedgie while he is washing the rust off the wall for Mrs. Rau. ShOUt it all OUt! At the last Varsity basketball pep as- sembly Matt Hassenzahl shows his spirit when asked if the Wolverines are going to win the district tournaments. LIFOf Lisa Morrow 9 Cathy Morten sen 9 Mau Mortensen 10 Karry Otto 9 Lany Ozment 10 Terry Packer 11 Chad Palmer 11 Nancy Palmer 10 Kathy Parcher 11 Steve Parcher 9 Tim Parrish 10 Justin Pcrsall 9 Genny Prestage 10 Rory Regina 11 Holly Rotunno 9 Busier Ryckman 9 Chad Ryckman 9 Duane Ryckman 10 Kris Ryckman 10 Jody Schaeffer 10 Bobbi Sharaswak 9 Tom Schilling 10 Angel Schindler 9 Dan Scott 10 People 2!)

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You’re on a blind date with a girl who could pass for your older bearded brother. She’s not too happy because you have been stuck in a mud hole for about 20 minutes. When you switch places with her because the car is about to stall, you rip a hole in the seat of your pants. Then as you’re bending down to see the situation under the car, she accidentally nails the gas and mud flies into your eyes and all over your rented tux. Everything that could go wrong for you on this date, did go wrong as once again Murphy’s law prevails. Even though some students thought Murphy’s Law was a movie or a law passed by congress, many knew exactly what we were talking about as they related the following Murphies. gits and pieces— Losing things “I got student of the month and when they announced it over the PA system, they said I was a girl and that day was full of snickers and nasty jokes about me.” Jamie Kockler “I bit my tongue in school, went home and smashed my finger moving furniture, then sat on the toilet when the seat was up.” “One morning before 1 came to school, I put some light tinted mousse in my hair, then I put on some hair spray. When I got to school, it was green!” Sherry Pumford “When I got up, 1 burnt my forehead with my curling iron, spilled orange juice on my pants, then during lunch 1 spilled spaghetti all over me. The rest of the day was like that.” Rachel Hernandez “One day my blow dryer broke, I mis- sed the bus, forgot my wallet, had a bad day at school, got home to find out my dad wants me to cut wood.” Rob Hanes Leilani Jenison “I got up and did my hair, and it didn’t look good. Then I hit a shelf with my head by accident and everything fell. Then I missed a step on the bus and fell.” RuthAnn Thum Lori McGill 9 Trevor McCormick 10 Rhonda McQueen 11 Robert Middleton 11 Scott Middleton 9 Kevin Miller 11 Melissa Miller 9 Eric Moomey 9 Kris Moore 10 Can dee Morey 9 24 Murphy's Law

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il Dbval II i L Flush Plop-plop, fizz-fizz, oh what a relief it is. Hurry up, my teeth are floating! How much longer are you going to be in there? I really have to go, and I mean NOW! What can he be doing? We asked around and found out what people REALLY do in the bathroom. —gits and pieces— Job interview 3.23S write a letter inform atlon “They try to calculate the exact amount of squares of toilet paper they will need for the job.” Pat Wojtowicz “My sister takes a book to the bath- room when she’s supposed to do the dishes.” Angel Rines “Michelle Stratton, Amy Foor, and I were taking pictures of each other in the bathroom, which on the surface may not seem too strange, except we were in the boy’s bathroom posing by the urinals.” Penni Rotunno “Every day at lunch, Pat Wojtowicz will stand infront of the mirror and pre- tend that he’s a real stud muffin or some- thing.” Ric Brauher “Troy and Corey Ferguson, my step- brothers, go in the bathroom practically every 5 minutes to comb their hair before school.” Christa Addis “I play my clarinet on the toilet.” Amelia DePue “I once put Saran Wrap over the toilet and put the seat down. About a half-hour later, my mom had gone to the bathroom on it.” Eric Vitz Karry Otto wrote a letter to the Charmin Toilet Paper Company to ask them why the squares of toilet paper are so small. They wrote back saying “While it’s true nobdy uses just one square of bathroom tissue, we’ve found smaller size sheets aid in dis- pensing the product.” Mr. Torgerson says his son tells him that when he goes to the bathroom, he lays an egg. Christina Fleming Pete Scott 9 Kristy Sharp 9 Eric Sherman 11 Ryan Smith 10 Lance Snyder 11 Art Stark 10 Rikki Steele 11 Brandi Stratton 9 Deanna Stratton 9 Linctte Stratton 10 26 p bathrooms