Vestaburg High School - Wolverine Yearbook (Vestaburg, MI)

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You’re on a blind date with a girl who could pass for your older bearded brother. She’s not too happy because you have been stuck in a mud hole for about 20 minutes. When you switch places with her because the car is about to stall, you rip a hole in the seat of your pants. Then as you’re bending down to see the situation under the car, she accidentally nails the gas and mud flies into your eyes and all over your rented tux. Everything that could go wrong for you on this date, did go wrong as once again Murphy’s law prevails. Even though some students thought Murphy’s Law was a movie or a law passed by congress, many knew exactly what we were talking about as they related the following Murphies. gits and pieces— Losing things “I got student of the month and when they announced it over the PA system, they said I was a girl and that day was full of snickers and nasty jokes about me.” Jamie Kockler “I bit my tongue in school, went home and smashed my finger moving furniture, then sat on the toilet when the seat was up.” “One morning before 1 came to school, I put some light tinted mousse in my hair, then I put on some hair spray. When I got to school, it was green!” Sherry Pumford “When I got up, 1 burnt my forehead with my curling iron, spilled orange juice on my pants, then during lunch 1 spilled spaghetti all over me. The rest of the day was like that.” Rachel Hernandez “One day my blow dryer broke, I mis- sed the bus, forgot my wallet, had a bad day at school, got home to find out my dad wants me to cut wood.” Rob Hanes Leilani Jenison “I got up and did my hair, and it didn’t look good. Then I hit a shelf with my head by accident and everything fell. Then I missed a step on the bus and fell.” RuthAnn Thum Lori McGill 9 Trevor McCormick 10 Rhonda McQueen 11 Robert Middleton 11 Scott Middleton 9 Kevin Miller 11 Melissa Miller 9 Eric Moomey 9 Kris Moore 10 Can dee Morey 9 24 Murphy's Law

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1 Hemper jj L Temper You did what to my brand new $154.00 Anne Klein silk blouse? I’ve never even worn it yet!! Now I never will, unless I want to look like a walking piece of pizza! Crash!! Boom!! Bang, Bang!! There, since you seem to think Anne Klein and pizza go so well, it can be a mark by which people will remember you by. Whether slow as a turtle or quick as bare feet on newly laid tar, everyone has a temper. How we control this temper has a great effect on our relationship with others. “When I lose my temper, I usually swear or my brother lets me hit him until 1 feel better or he gets sore.” Erin Anderson “I show my temper by punching out windows.” Stacie Stratton “I bite down as hard as I can and just stare at whoever I’m upset with when I get mad.” Rachel Hernandez where nobody can see me and walk in circles and talk to myself.” Nancy Palmer “My temper isn’t very quick. If it was, I would have killed someone by now for teas- ing me about having a small body.” Kristy Sharp “When I get mad, I scream, yell and say things like, 1 hate you. I never want to see you again.” Radene Gifford — gits and pieces— Recreation phone shopping 26.62% “Usually I start hitting my sister when I’m mad, because she’s the one who caused me to get mad.” Rashel Beard “When I get mad, I walk away to a spot “If someone pushes me, I’ll tell them off, but if they hit me, I’ll hit them back.” Ric Brauher by Cathy DeShano Matthew Koutz 9 David Krapek 10 Tonya LaPaugh 10 John Lombard 10 Sieve Lott 11 Carol Mallay 9 Vicki Mallay 11 Christy Marshall 10 Patti Marshall 11 Pam Marlin 11 Cathy Mayes 10 Jodi Mayes 10 People 23

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 And lift 2..3..4...To release his frustrations of writing a football story, Shay Throop decides to give Ryan Smith a wedgie while he is washing the rust off the wall for Mrs. Rau. ShOUt it all OUt! At the last Varsity basketball pep as- sembly Matt Hassenzahl shows his spirit when asked if the Wolverines are going to win the district tournaments. LIFOf Lisa Morrow 9 Cathy Morten sen 9 Mau Mortensen 10 Karry Otto 9 Lany Ozment 10 Terry Packer 11 Chad Palmer 11 Nancy Palmer 10 Kathy Parcher 11 Steve Parcher 9 Tim Parrish 10 Justin Pcrsall 9 Genny Prestage 10 Rory Regina 11 Holly Rotunno 9 Busier Ryckman 9 Chad Ryckman 9 Duane Ryckman 10 Kris Ryckman 10 Jody Schaeffer 10 Bobbi Sharaswak 9 Tom Schilling 10 Angel Schindler 9 Dan Scott 10 People 2!)