Vernonia High School - Memolog Yearbook (Vernonia, OR)

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 I, Bob Allen, will my after school job as a grease monkey to Claude Gibson. I, Darleene Aspinall, will my Miss America figure to Marilyn Good. I, Deraid Borders, will my letterman club paddle to Francis Crowston. I, Larry Frown, will my bottle of Four Roses to anyone who can take it from me. I, Beverley Closner, will my voice to anyone who needs one. I, JoAnn Cochran, will my quiet and subdued manner to Bill MacDonald. I, Glenda Corll, will my yodeling to whoever can stand it. I, Gordon Crowstcn, will my big feet to David Closner. I, Alice Davis, will my vim and vigor to nPoopless Perry.” I, Bettie Davis, will my long finger nails to Jennie Powell. I, Charlotte Davis, will my love for Social Fcon. to anyone who can stand it. I, Norma Elliott, will willingly will anything I own except Bob. I, Jim Frank, will my love for girls to my little brother, Dickie. I, Larry Garner, will my unusual way of driving to Donald Morgan. I, Doris Haiimeyer, will my bright red sweater to anyone who isn’t a red head. I, Norman Hillsbury, will my blond curly hair to Lee Faulk. I, Leona Hoehner, will my extra inches of height to Inetta May. I, Barbara Howard, will my name, Penelope Jones, to Wayne Aldrich. I, Sharon Magoff, will my forgetfulness to Jeanette DeRoia. I, Margaret Michener, will my almost black hair to Shirlee Vike. I, Loren Kills, will my love for jalopies to Bruce Hoyt. I, Darlene Morgan, will my old battered desk to the new high school. I, Tommy Peters, will my love for tinkering with cars to Glenna Pearl. I, David Fittelkau, will all my Hawk pistols and shells to David Strong. I, Nona 3a yer, will my ability to stay out of class to Frances Kaspar. I, Janet Siedelman, will my treasury books to next year’s treasurer. I, Jim Smejkal, will, you know I will! I, Velma Snyder, will what I haven’t to Donna Nightwine. I, Jim Sozoff, will my cultured and witty stories to Wally Ratkie. I, Laura Steers, will my pencils and paint brushes to Ora Mae Smith. I, Mary Tapp, will what bookkeeping ability I have to Joyce Howard. I, Martin Tapp, will my height to Joe Snook. I, DeeDee Thompson, will my yell leader position to Phil Sisler. I, William Oliver Wells, will my books to anyone who can find them. THE .SENIOR CLASS OF 1.95.2, DO HEREBY SET OUR HAND AND SEAL THIS TWENTY —FIRST DAY OP NINETEEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY -TWO. COMPLIMENTS OF - --DR. R.D. EBY 7

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Larry Brown, the tough homicide captain, had cleaned up New York crime and made his life's ambition to enforce traffic laws and bring back prohibition. His wife, JoAnne Cochran, the famous socialite, who danced the can can on the table tops in the Cocopocabana, was the hand behind the wheel as his devoted wife. Darlene Aspinall Vanderhigh was the owner of the Bodle cannery and Rartwick berry fields in Banks. As a strict advocate of Cretoria she has become a famous model at the House of Nine in portland on the side. Norman Hillsbery was the idol of the bobby soxers, to whom he was known as Jan Vohnson. The skeleton in his closet was pancake makeup for freckles. After retiring he built a chain of grocery stores called the Sureway in competition with Safeway. The most outstanding scientist and brain surgeon in scientific history was Mary Tapp who has gained fame by discovering a method of transplanting the brain of a monkey to a man and vice versa. Her first experiment spent some time at the New York Zoo where he was featured as the most intelligent monkey in the country. The poor monkey gave her a lot of trouble for she didn't know what to with it. Sophisticated, cynical Janet Siedelman has become an avid man hater and has won fame and fortune as a state prosecutor who has never lost a case against a man. Doris Hahmeyer, internationally known spy, was living incognito in Europe while she wrote a suquel to I Can Get It For You Wholesale entitled Anything You Can Buy I Can Buy Cheaper. One member of our class is not present. That is the famous jet and rocket test pilot, Nona Sawyer. She was testing a new type of long distance rocket ship but something went wrong and she is now living on Pluto. Tommy Peters, retired Navy Admiral who bought Society Islands, had 7 mansions and founded 20 universities specializing in repairing automobiles. Jimmy Smejkal, outstanding M. C. of Queen for a Day, It Pays to be Ignorant and Break the Bank, is married to Little Egypt the third, who shimmied and shivied her way to fame. Little Egypt was formerly known as Leona Hoehner. Loopy Larry Gamer and Droopy Deraid Borders, the retired hot rod kings, replaced Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin. Their hidden personalities were finally revealed. How were we to know deep inside Deraid longed to be a groaning romeo. Tne distinguished president of Ivy College is none other than Loren Mills. In Loren s High School days he always said he d like to direct a chorus line, and he told me the other day that's what he did for pin money on the Q. T. Gordon Crowston, our handsome Nordic Olympic Star, took Hopalong Cassidy's place in the movies and played Macbeth on the Broadway stage during the summer. Bob Allen was a jockey at Santa Anita Race Track and raised Cocker Spaniels on the side. I, when on Earth, held a position that will be most startling to all of you classmates. Sasperella Carson became the President of the United States. Yours truly, Sharon Magoff

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JOANN COCHRAN GORDON CROWSTON Class Pres. 1,1 Football 1,2,3,1 Basketball 1,2, 3,1 Baseball 1,2,3,1 Letter-man Club 1,2,3,1 Treas. 1 May Day Escort 1,3 M. C. BREWER LARRY BROWN Letter-man Club 1,2,3,1 Sgt. of Arms 2 Timberline 2,3 Football Mgr. 1,2 Basketball Mgr. 1 BOB ALLEN Letterman Club 2,3,1 Football 2 Basketball Mgr. 2 Football Mgr. 3 Asst. Bus. Mgr. School 3 DARLEENE ASPINALL Honor Roll 2,3 Memolog 3,1 Timber line 3,1 G. A. A. 2,3,1 Operetta 1,2 Thespians 3,1 Sextet 1 Pep Club 1 Glee Club 1,2,3,1 DERALD BORDERS BEVERLEY CLOSNER Sextet 1,2,3,1 G. L. Song Leader 1,2 pep Club 2,1 G. A. A. 2,3,1 Thespians 3,1 Timberline U