Vernonia High School - Memolog Yearbook (Vernonia, OR)

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 ALVILDA GEORGE Linfield College Englieh, Public Speaking (2nd semester) LESLIE SKUZIE Willamette University Connercial (let semester) MASON McCOY University of Oregon Social Science, Coach JANE WILKINSON University of Washington English, Public Speaking (1st semester) JUSTINE PRESCOTT Uhiversity of Oregon Englieh, Latin ELIZABETH GALICWAY University of Oregon Commercial (2nd semester) ALVENIA CONNELL Linfleld College Music, Physical Ed RAY MILLS Pacific University Science FREDA BECK Willajnette University ConDerclal, Home Econ. Pacific University Mathematics

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FACULTY FAILINGS AND FOOLINGS A's for Alvenia and Alvilda, too, (I can't ever remember just which is who). They're both good members of the faculty tribe, But students can neither with apples bribe. B's for the boss, our Wallace McCrae, Students, you’d better not go astray, (At least within sight of his eagle eye) Or he will all your pleasures deny. C is for coach or Miss Connell] Neither arrives until after the bell. Both claim it's the school clock that's wrong. Of course, that's an alibij it's sleep they prolong. E's for Elizabeth, and you she beguiles When she greets you each morning rath wide pleasant smiles. She teaches typing and law and geography] If you don't have your lesson, it's a catastrophe. F is for Freda, known here as Miss Beck, If you want something printed, she's right on deck. She worries and frets about her publications] Often, she and her staff even go without rations. G is for George, an attractive gal. She's one in a million and always a pal. Decides right away just what is so, And Clever wavers betvjeen Yes and No . Harold's the name of our fisherman] He claims to fish better'n anyone can. Don't believe all you hear 'bout the length of his fish, I'm afraid 'tisn't true, but only a wish. J is for Jane, she was just like it sounds, A practical pedagogue full of knowledge profound. One day without 'earning, we were left in the lurch, When she went middle-aisling it down at the church. L is for Leslie, Clem to you. He'll sneak up on two in a rendezvous And snap a picture, quicker'n a wink, Which makes them both blink and often turn pink.