Vermilion High School - Log Yearbook (Vermilion, OH)

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CLASS PROPHECY conrmuio After ten years Lela and Evelyn are still peeling potatoes as prlvates in the Wacs Tom Brown is busy taking care of his ten llttle Indians on a reservation in Nevada Larry Schafer and Carl Veaver are being decorate for brav ery Their submarine sank 15 Polynesian fishing vessels in the great baitle of the Barbary Coast Barbara Neuman and Margie Gatlin are now patients at Tol edo, after ten happy years as head straight Jacket put er on ers Grace Scha er has now earned her first million by diving for quarters off the Brooklyn Bridge David Goldsmith, famed inventor of the rocket ship, nMoon mouth,n now has the added distinction of bein the sole ln havitant on the moon fHe didn't perfect a way to get home D Jerry Kish is now the owner of 31 Cummin s and spends most of his time there John Tuttle and Janet Barth are married and are in the process of raising a blond, pug nosed world champion basketball team Don Powers 18 a junior member of the orest Ranger assoc iatlon He holds the lmportant job of ChOpplHFUVOOd for the cook's stove Lila Gerber and Jlmmv Reutener a e now proud owners of Reutener's Tomato, Turnlp, and Tamale f rm, and are raising llttle hot tamales Dick Smith, after fifteen divorces, is now a confirmed bachelor and woman hater Joanne Miskow has retired as Miss Hadacol of 1960 Ronnie Putnam, a celebrated lawyer, is now running for the presidency of the United States on the Democratlc ticket while Don Haber is his opponent as a representative of the powerful F F A Marilyn Ham an is spending her fifth year trampinv through the wilds of Africa under the name of MBenka Stinka Great white Missionary with Rover Moc Cdog breeder! accompanying her on a s arch for the lo t African hound the nCaninus Gismogus Clyde Bachman has now risen to the position of head car washer of Sharpnack's Garage but begs his food from the Okagi Restaurant where Mary Teravsky is cnief cook and bottle washer Larry Stumpp, wlth the help of his accordion, is the late winner of the Godfrey Talent Show and is the Star attraction at Blakely's Bar and Casino, run by our old classmate, Jer y Jerry Schmidt is still trying to catch up on his English IV assignments from way back in 'Sl Bob Carter is a celebrated engineer and has Just completed a huge bridge five miles long across the fathomless Vermilion River Carl Beursken, Paul Chervanek, and Tony Kudela are co owners gf a 50,000 acre farm and have amassed a huge fortune in Jelly eans Harold Holzhauser, a fromer F F A member, has now left h1s farm and is the rage of Hollywood as a second Valentino, nThe Great Lover Karen Flanders is now head psychologist at the new six bed Vermilion Memorial Hospital bullt by the illustrious surgeon Dr. James Sanford, B.S., A.B., Ph.D., and S.L.O.B. George Beursken is now a famous horse breeder and ownerof the Great race horse nPlug Along.n 22 Q . o . 1 o o 1 O c - o J . - o . - - - o J. N 1 , - g O Y- 1 LJ s 0 nr 'J 0 - 0 - T1 L' O - . . . 0 3 o . W7 e - -. ' . . ' o o . O 0 O o ll o 0 N S .f . , 0 -. o C , 14 . . , L G - o ' , o .. . 0 o . I I O ' Q YI o . I

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H ll I, Roger Moc, bequeath my bloodhounds to C K to track down Kishman the truants Joan Myers, bequeath my sewing ability to Evangeline Barbara Neuman, will my temper to Phyllis Borer Janet Plested, will my man catching ability to Gretchen Don Powers, bequeath my cowboy boots to Dave Rathbun Ronnie Putnam, bequeath my white turtle neck sweater to Clara W team to briefca I, Jim Reutener, bequeath my position on the basketball Carol Lydic William Ryser, le ve my pipe and tobacco to Bobby Poyer Jim y Dick Sanford, bequeath my one hundred pound se to Mr Utter Grace Schafer, bequeath my ability in typing to Chuck Leidheiser I, Larry Schafer, do devise and bequeath my size 16 feet to Odessa Nickley Kovanic Baker graders Jerry Schmidt, will my ability to get along with Miss to her next year's English class Calvin Schweinsberg, le ve for Pennsylvania Richard Smith, will my nickname, Big Dick, to Dick Larry Stumpp, will my toy guns to Mrs Francis' first lary Teravsky, w1ll my Home Ec projects to anyone who wants them I'm sick of them I, John CCupidJ Tuttle, bequeath my Casanova tactics to oh, no on second thought I'll take them with me I'll prob ably need them der and Carl Weaver, leave my package of snuff to Coach Schroe the basketball team Tom Brown, bequeath my Missouri drawl to Miss Stukey WITNESS NHEREO , We have hereto subscribed our names and affixed our seals, this first day of June, in the year of Our Lord, One Thousand, Nine Hundred, Fifty one Witness CLASS PROPHEC It is now the year 1961 and our senlors of ten years back have at last found their chosen rung ln tne ladder of life Norma Baker has obtained herdearee of B S at Kent State an nn with is now a top flight entertalner at the swanky Riverside Her side kick, Marilyn Harris is now singing second soprano the Salvation Army Band in front of Deutschoff's in Lorain Jack Dean, alias the celebrated Spanish speaking wrestler, Pancho Felippe Rodriques Ferdinand Franeisco el Deablo is now a weekly feature at the huge Vermilion-on-the-Lake Marigold Gar- dens, 21 I, . I, I I, I, 1 o I, I, I, 9 I, , I, I, 2 I . I, Dave Shattuck, depart to join the Navy. I, ' I, . I, 1 ' I, I, Q IN ' F I d . Q 0 0 I . -

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Josephine Bodde is a great make up artist in Hollywood and is the favorite hairdresser of the great actress Joan Myers. Joan found fame and fortune in her portrayal of nHepsibah Schnockengruber, Girl Female,n a best seller written by the famous author, Russell Meyer. Joyce Coleman is a famous Parisian dress designer having introduced the new MDelicatessenn bathing suit, made frpm Salami skins and spaghetti. Ronnie Czarnecki, as a famed veterinarion, is treating Scotty Donelson for bee stings which he received while following his chosen occupation of nBeekeeper.n Stu Griffith has set up his osteopathic practice in Verm- ilion and spends most of his time treating Cal Schweinsberg who is constantly putting his arm out of place while jerking sodas at Baumharts. Pat LaCourse has set up housekeeping on her own and has quite a time keeping herhubby and thirteen children in line. Dave Shattuck is now a Submarine commander and is stationed in Alaska to keep the polar baars under protection Bill Ryser has boat houses all over the country and has retired at the age of twenty eight to his violin and snuff box Janet Plested has become the world's greatest woman detec ve She found the Lost Chord N Thus we come to the end of our predictions forishe unpredic table future Some daywve may look back with amazement at how right Cor wrong! we were SrAF'F Cooks V rms Margueflte Ball as Janice Maurer . p . .- . D ti H 0 0 . . Q I o I L J I 'y 2 as in, it w , .yea 11, ,V -,gz,m'j V. sift afii ?Qf1?,, ' kai M, I n-, JN ' tiki in f gfi ff ' J, P . gb. , ' - - a x Artie 5 ' 7., .Mg . 1 ' X M - A -Q - . ' 5 'Il 1 . 4 - I tv K 1 k - 0