Vergennes Union High School - Blue and White Yearbook (Vergennes, VT)

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20 VERGENNES HIGH SCHOOL LAUGHS FROM THE LAST SEMESTER Norma—“Now that I’m all dressed up, where shall we go?” Charley—“Let’s go swimming!” Ray Morris—“I write jokes foi; my bread.” Bill Pratt—“No wonder the bread is stale.” Porgie—“Jo seems to be a thoughtful sort of a girl.” Hilt—“I’ll say she is; if I’m out late at night she thinks all sorts of things.” Customer—“What’s become of your clerk. Booth?” W. Merrill—“He declared a profit-sharing system, so I fired him!” Customer—“What’s wrong with that?” W Merrill—“He forgot to tell me about it.” Peanut—“Marian sings nicely, doesn’t she?” Arnie—“Oh, yes. When she sings they have to close the windows.” Peanut—“My goodness! Why?” Arnie—“Her voice is so sweet it draws flies!” Arnold Parker—“Taxi, sir?” Arthur Booth—“Much obliged. I was just wondering what it was!” Marg Bodette—“Oh little boy, I am shocked to see your face so dirty. Don’t you know I kiss little boys with clean faces?” Pansy Sullivan—“Yes’rn, I know it! That’s why I keep my face dirty!” Porge—“Do you mean to say you flirted with Jo all evening at the masked ball and didn’t know her?” Hilt—“That’s right! But she was so agreeable—how was I to recognize her?” Mr. Barry—“There’s a student in this History class who’s making a fool of himself. When he finishes, I'll begin!”

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22 VERGENNES HIGH SCHOOL COMPLIMENTS OF MAX FISHMAN’S DEPT. STORE COMPLIMENTS OF I CHARLES H. COLE D. D. S. COMPLIMENTS OF SEARS’ AUTO SUPPLY COMPLIMENTS OF MERRILL’S G. A. STORE