Vergennes Union High School - Blue and White Yearbook (Vergennes, VT)

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22 VERGENNES HIGH SCHOOL “I sure am glad to see you, Mark old boy,” exclaimed Cleopatra. “How you doing? What’s the last motion picture you’ve seen?” “Cleo, my girl, I’m doing fine. The last motion picture I saw was ‘King Kong.’ Some ape, that Kong!” Cleopatra said. “That was a good movie, but I saw one better—Eddie Cantor in ‘Roman Scandals.’ But to change the subject—my necklace is lost. Will you help me to find it?” At this Antony grows angry. “I’ll bet that’s the only reason you sent for me.” he said. “Why bother with one old necklace when you can buy a dozen or so at Sears Roebuck’s?” “Now Mark, don’t get all excited. You know it’s bad for your health,”’ soothed Cleopatra. “You’re right, Cleo,” said Mark “and that reminds me—I’ve found a new way to cure baldness. Julius Caesar told me about it. He told me to go West for some hair raising adventures.” The clock on the mantel strikes twelve. Mark Antony rises, bids Cleopatra good night, and goes out of the door whistling his favorite tune, “Throw Another Log on the Fire.” Frank Birkett, ’35. International Harvester Company Motor Trucks; Full Line of McCor-mick-Deering Farm Machinery and Repairs. Empire Milking Machine Company. Full line of repairs. The new Empire Milk Cooler on demonstration; the new E. D. type double action Milk Cooler which has been under test for six weeks at Cornell University. Report was made that six cans of milk placed in cooler at 95 degrees were cooled to below 50 degrees in 55 minutes. These tests are all made under the most rigid inspection. J. B. Ford Company—Wyandotte Products. Harder Silos. Starline Inc. Modern Dairy Equipment. Fairbanks-Morse Home Water Systems and Engines. Automatic Washing Machines and Ironers; Public Service. One new Electro-Lux Cleaner. : FRANK M. WARNER

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BLUE AND WHITE 21 Miss Booth in Home Ec. 12 “Whenever you are measuring molasses, milk, flour, etc., girls, use vour heads.” H. Perkins, reading a sentence which he had changed for the better—(supposedly) “Jerry wore a muffler which reached to his knees around his neck.” Miss Ryan—“For how many years are the men in the Chamber of Deputies chosen?” E. Beach—“Three hundred.” Miss McGovern—“Frank, will you give your quotation?” Frank Birkett—(after deep thought) “‘Have I got to get up?” In Commercial class: Kingman works desperately to show the class that the answer hook is one cent out of the way. The class is still. A penny drops— Martin—“Tails! Kingman is right!” Helen McEvila (Translating Latin 10) “Meanwhile, from Lake Geneva ■which divides the land of the Sequan-ians from the Helvetian to the [ura Mountains which flow into the Rhone River----” MARK ANTONY “Hello, Mary Antony. This is Cleopatra speaking. I want to see you right away. OK, I’ll be waiting.” Cleopatra hung up the reeiver. She crossed the room and pressed the button to summon the maid. As the maid •entered, Cleopatra shot out a few orders, saying, “Roberta, Mark Antony will be up within an hour; put the apartment in order; tell the elevator boy if he doesn’t act courteously to Mr. Antony, I’ll have him taken for a ride.” P'rench I. Miss Ryan—“When does school begin in France?” T. Ringer—“The 15th of spring.” Kay LeBoeuf in English 10. (Relating the story of the classic) “He asked her to marry him.” Mrs. Jay—“Well, what did she say to that?” Kay—“I’ve forgotten about that part.” H. Forrest, reading in History 10. “Each man had his own knife with which he cut meat from his lady partner.” S. Carpenter (In Geometry). “An angle is measured by its interrupted arc.” Ken Barney tells us that Rome is on the Nile.(History 10). (Ken’s always up to something). In English 11 Marie Little says that “steers stood in his eyes.” Mildred Desjadon in History 10. “The invention of the grindstone marked the beginning of civilization.” AND CLEOPATRA “It shall be done at once, O royal queen,” said the maid as she started the electric cleaner. An hour passes. A knock is heard. Cleopatra doesn’t wait for the usual procedure of announcement, but rushes to the door herself. Mark Antony enters. He is very thin, so thin that after he returned from the war a friend greeted him by saying, “I see your back from the front.” Mary Antony was heard to remark, “My Goodness! Am I as thin as that?”

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