Vergennes Union High School - Blue and White Yearbook (Vergennes, VT)

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VERGENNES HIGH SCHOOL 26 J. W. D. E. RYAN New Model Kelvinators Now on Display THE ELECTRIC REFRIGERATOR YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR— AT THE PRICE YOU WANT TO PAY New Yukon Model— $159.50 F. O. B. Factory BURROUGHS I. G. A. STORE THE HOME STORE RUN BY HOME FOLKS SELF SERVICE- HELP YOURSELF New Spring Suits Hats, Caps and Shoes Are Now Arriving At A. S. HAVEN CO.

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25 BLUE AND WHITE “Our Mutual FriendDoris Garrow. “Among my Books;” Mary Germaine. “Frozen Words;” Owen Griffin. “The Royal Road to Romance;’ ’ Robert Hamel, “Bob. Son of Battle;” Eleanor Hayes, “Far Away and Long Ago;” Holidays. “Days Off;” Florence Lar-row, “Peacock Feathers;” Madalene Lawrence. “The Talisman ;” Gertrude Leonard, “The Gold Bug;” Wren Rus-sett, “L’Allegro;” Robert Ryan. “Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow;” Edward Scott, “The Laughing Boy;” Florence Smith. “ Why So Pale and Wan?” Kar-lene Sneden, “Snowbound;” Our Basketball Team. “Men of Iron;” Germaine Turpin, “Proud Lady;” Roger Wendell. “Master Skylark;” Charles Wilson, Jr., “The Perfect Gentleman;” Mary Williams. “A Girl and Her Job;” Wilma Wood. “ Captain (s) Courageous;” Miss Wright. “A Friend of Caesar.” “Environment is a process to prevent fires.” In Social Science. Miss Davis (In Commercial Class) “ e 11 listen to the board now.” Miss McGovern. (To English Class Eleven) “Remember to bring your thirty-five senses (cents) to class.” HELPFUL MISINFORMATION HEDERICK FRASKINS O How may I obtain better marks? B. Garrow A A little study has been known to help, but this does not work in all cases. I advise you to see your family physician. Q What makes me so attractive to young girls? D. Ryan A ft is probably due to your dashing manner and suave disposition. More likely it is due to the foolishness of the girls in question. Q I am generally run-down and anaemic. Is there anything I can take for this condition ? R. Wendell A One of the most reliable remedies on the market for this is Vicks Vapo Rub. 'Phis might do you a good deal of good. Q I find that insults annoy me greatly. What can I do to prevent this? A. Dean A An air of nonchalant and amused boredom would be a great buffer. If this does not work, a snappy line of repartee is what you need. O '1 he present depression has affected me financially. How long do you expect it to last? W. Carter A The best authorities estimate not over ten years. All things come to those who wait, and maybe you have a rich relative who will leave you money. Otherwise we see little hope. Q How many eggs make a respectable omelet? Miss Allbee A Much depends upon the size of the eggs, and their type. The size of the eggs, of course, depends upon the size of the hen. Send ten cents in stamps for our “Never-Fail Hen Measurement Chart. Q How may a Senior use a speaking privilege three times in one period? G. Leonard A There is only one way—namely, persistent practice. We have noticed that you are already pursuing this formula, and two weeks more should be sufficient. O What is considered the best budget plan ? M. Bunch A After a thorough survey Prof. I. M. X. Investigator has announced that the average American income is divided as follows: Clothes 30%; Rent or house up keep, 20%; Necessities, 40%; Amusement. 30%; Total 120%. But the professor says, “First catch your income.” Q Is popularity a gift or an attainment? M. Parrish A The best authority on this subject is Prof. H. M. Richardson, whose recent book, “Personality Plus” is now a standard reference. More information may be obtained by addressing a letter to Hederick Fraskins, care of this paper. All information guaranteed by our long experience as an advisor. We aim to serve our patrons ; we also take time off for target practice.

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BLUE AND WHITE 27 ABCDEFGH IJKLMNOPQ REXALLDRUG STOREINVITE SYOURPATRON AGE COMPLIMENTS OF W. H. Adams “THE STORE OF SERVICE” GOODS BOUGHT AT HERRICK’S ARE BOUGHT RIGHT COMPLIMENTS OF Stevens’ House Garage C. W. NORTON, PROP.