Ventura College - La Revista Yearbook (Ventura, CA)

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q: KEEP COOL :□ Karl Shoe Store, Ltd. BEAUTIFUL SHOES Each Pair Carries Our Guarantee of Quality 387 E Mam St. Ventura Printer ' s Devil A school superintendent wrote in his report: THE RESULT WAS A GAIN IN EFFICI- ENCY. The printer returned the printed report but the phrase had become: THE RESULT WAS AGAIN INEFFIENCY. Little Helen: Mother, teacher asks us every morning: ' Is everybody happy? ' and everybody says ' yes ' . Some day I am going to say ' no ' . Is it sarcasm or merely cariessness of the proofreader, but in a recent report of the Pan- American Conference we read: President Hoover was surrounded by un- informed guards. This girl has to be handled with kid gloves- her husband is a fingerprint expert. Kitty! Kitty! Kitty! Customer: I cannot sleep at night. The least little sound disturbs me. I ' m a victim of insomnia. Even a cat on our back fence dis- turbs me beyond words. Druggist: This powder will be effective. Customer: When do I take it? Druggist: You don ' t. You give it to the cat. Green Griffen. At 20 you blush when a man praises you; at 30 you think him a clever fellow; at 40 you wonder what he wants. Visitor: Has your husband any hobbies ' Mrs. Tuggle: He has rheumatiz a good deal, and hives now and then, but he ain ' t never had no hobbies. Real Ice Cream Co. Fancy Moulds ICE CREAM MANUFACTURING Ice Cream Cakes Delivery Service — OpeJt Evenings Our New Home — Chestnut and Santa Clara Streets Phone 3922 Z r 7 V K7 ▼ X7 ▼■ 7 ▼■ VV 7 ' ▼ V •▼• ' ■■ir ' ▼■ ■ ' v ▼■ ■▼■ 7 •■ . ZX A. Zi .A. ii, A. Z 145

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Always First with the Newest Styles, at the New Low Prices z A N D ER • S Mens Wear GEO. ZANDER 384 E. Main Next to Bank of Italy Joan is going to Pans for her gowns. I thought she must have left her clothes somewhere Where ' d you get that eye You know that pretty little woman we sa ' cl was a widow- ' Yes. Well, she isn ' t. missed the train by two kisses. Lee: Why do you feel so happy today. ' Tom: My wife called me beeswax this morn- ing. That ' s the nearest she has come to honey for years, Ann: Why don ' t you invite Sally over? Betty: My husband doesn ' t like her. Ann: Then why don ' t you invite HazeP Betty: My husband does like her. Malice: Why do you go with Jack ' He ' s a bad egg, Alice: I ' m afraid to drop him, Coach (to prospective candidate) : Are you related to Mike O ' Rielly, the famous all-Ameri- can quarter of several years back? Candidate: Very distantly, sir; he was my mother ' s first child and I was her twelfth. My dear Marjorie, do let me help you to some more pudding. Well, thanks, said the young lady, I will take some more, but only |ust a mouthful, please. Hilda, said the hostess to the waitress, fill Miss Farthing ' s plate, Stalled Motorist: Know anything about cars ike mine ' Bright Boy: Yes, About 1,00) jokes, ■ ■■ «s ' : : 5 ' :. i : S!: ; 2v r:j 144

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