Ventura College - La Revista Yearbook (Ventura, CA)

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Always First with the Newest Styles, at the New Low Prices z A N D ER • S Mens Wear GEO. ZANDER 384 E. Main Next to Bank of Italy Joan is going to Pans for her gowns. I thought she must have left her clothes somewhere Where ' d you get that eye You know that pretty little woman we sa ' cl was a widow- ' Yes. Well, she isn ' t. missed the train by two kisses. Lee: Why do you feel so happy today. ' Tom: My wife called me beeswax this morn- ing. That ' s the nearest she has come to honey for years, Ann: Why don ' t you invite Sally over? Betty: My husband doesn ' t like her. Ann: Then why don ' t you invite HazeP Betty: My husband does like her. Malice: Why do you go with Jack ' He ' s a bad egg, Alice: I ' m afraid to drop him, Coach (to prospective candidate) : Are you related to Mike O ' Rielly, the famous all-Ameri- can quarter of several years back? Candidate: Very distantly, sir; he was my mother ' s first child and I was her twelfth. My dear Marjorie, do let me help you to some more pudding. Well, thanks, said the young lady, I will take some more, but only |ust a mouthful, please. Hilda, said the hostess to the waitress, fill Miss Farthing ' s plate, Stalled Motorist: Know anything about cars ike mine ' Bright Boy: Yes, About 1,00) jokes, ■ ■■ «s ' : : 5 ' :. i : S!: ; 2v r:j 144

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E TOOK A DA TICKET, NOTICE Any persous arrested for a violation of the California Vehicle Act who are released on the written promise that they will appear in court to answer the charge, and who WILFULLY VIOLATE SUCH PROMISE shall be guilty of a Misdemeanor reg-ardless of the disposition of the chargre upon which they were originally arrested, (Sec. 154, California Motor Vehicle Act. 1923). Vendira Gity Motor Police Department report no. 1 aa liAl.l,, 1025 MAIN ST., VENUM.V AI.IF. iP -7 ' Driver CLyy l. . £. t £ . c Li. o ..J±JZ ' ' . KMk Y - ' ■C €A •- ' ' ' ' ,., No Owner ■!r 2 2; r; .-:.--i: I 3w .- »r-g S:r rifc ?X. Chauffeur | ro.. Address « - ' ; C;j »t ;j fct , ,... X YOU AKE HEREBY NOTIFIED to appear at the City Hall before the City Judge of 7?utur a at •r ' -p-TT? on the.. ..♦J day of.Q t,« VS-. HJS ffor a viola- tion ot Sf Motor A ' eliiele Act of the State of Califopim as Amended in 1923 and 1925. I hereby agree to appear 0 tlie time and place mentionei Dated this,. 5 dav of LA ' ' ' 1fl!9 M Signed Signed— (Over) «»-.rr-v. - .Locatig CH.-VSe.E INDICATED BV NEW YORK STORE ECONOMISTS FOR THE PEOPLE 138 E Mam St Phone 4665 Ventura Compliments Watkins Hardware Co. SANTA PAULA 910 Mam Street PRINTERS of the PIRATE PRESS and the CAMPUS CHRONICLE The Ventura County News Phone 3677 394 N. Ventura Ave. 2 .. 143

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q: KEEP COOL :□ Karl Shoe Store, Ltd. BEAUTIFUL SHOES Each Pair Carries Our Guarantee of Quality 387 E Mam St. Ventura Printer ' s Devil A school superintendent wrote in his report: THE RESULT WAS A GAIN IN EFFICI- ENCY. The printer returned the printed report but the phrase had become: THE RESULT WAS AGAIN INEFFIENCY. Little Helen: Mother, teacher asks us every morning: ' Is everybody happy? ' and everybody says ' yes ' . Some day I am going to say ' no ' . Is it sarcasm or merely cariessness of the proofreader, but in a recent report of the Pan- American Conference we read: President Hoover was surrounded by un- informed guards. This girl has to be handled with kid gloves- her husband is a fingerprint expert. Kitty! Kitty! Kitty! Customer: I cannot sleep at night. The least little sound disturbs me. I ' m a victim of insomnia. Even a cat on our back fence dis- turbs me beyond words. Druggist: This powder will be effective. Customer: When do I take it? Druggist: You don ' t. You give it to the cat. Green Griffen. At 20 you blush when a man praises you; at 30 you think him a clever fellow; at 40 you wonder what he wants. Visitor: Has your husband any hobbies ' Mrs. Tuggle: He has rheumatiz a good deal, and hives now and then, but he ain ' t never had no hobbies. Real Ice Cream Co. Fancy Moulds ICE CREAM MANUFACTURING Ice Cream Cakes Delivery Service — OpeJt Evenings Our New Home — Chestnut and Santa Clara Streets Phone 3922 Z r 7 V K7 ▼ X7 ▼■ 7 ▼■ VV 7 ' ▼ V •▼• ' ■■ir ' ▼■ ■ ' v ▼■ ■▼■ 7 •■ . ZX A. Zi .A. ii, A. Z 145