Ventura College - La Revista Yearbook (Ventura, CA)

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Ei: MORE DOUGH Student (writing home) : How do you speil financially? ' Other: FINANCIALLY, and there are two R ' s in embarrased. Dum Dame: My hair is full of electricity. Wise Guy: Well, it ' s connected to a dry cell Doo-Dad: Look at that aviator looping the loop! Do-Do: He used to be a boy scout and he still does his daily good turn. Lady (watching a ball game) : Isn ' t he a fine pitcher. He always hits their bats no matter where they hold them. Tourist Call me at six a. m., will you, guide? Guide: Tain ' t necessary. When y ' go t ' bed yell and the echo will wake ye up ' bout sunrise. Johnny: They say a camel can go two weeks without any water. Father: Yes, a little drink goes a long way with a giraffe, too. He laid the package down before the tailor I ' ve brought that last pair of trousers back to be re-seated. You know I sit a lot. Fine, said the tailor, and I hope you ' ve brought the bill in to be receipted. You know I ' ve stood a lot Her Father: You are going to marry that in- significant fellow, Percy! Why I thought you said that you would never marry a man less than six feet tall. Daughter: Oh, I know. Dad. But I decided to take 20 per cent off for cash. Indignant Father: Do you think it is fair, Bobby, after I told you that there wasn ' t any Santa Claus to go and tell the neighbors that I laid your Easter eggs Comphments of Roe 1 s American Bakery EXPERIENCE Twenty Years of Making SCHOOL EMBLEMS and GRADUATION ANNOUNCEMENTS Qualified us to solicit your Continued Patronage The T. V. Allen Co. MANUFACTURING JEWELERS STAT rONERS 810-16 Maple Avenue Los Angeles ' MAKT HOP I.Tl EAST MAIN STREET V E N T U IV-A APPAREL FOR THE DISCRIMINATING COLLEGIENNE z is T r rir .z : 2r: 2 ' :j i i: ' E ' SJS 7 Zi7S?: 140

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Our Covers Were Manufactured By WEBER-McCREA COMPANY {Incorporated ) 421 East Sixth Street Los Angeles, California The doctor answered the phone, turning to h;s wife he said: Quick, get my satchel. The man says he cannot live without me Just a minute, said his wife who had picked up the receiver, that call is for Virginia. Professor. Tell me one or two things about John Milton. Plebe: Well, he got married and wrote ' Para- dise Lost ' . Then his wife died, and he wrote ' Paradise Regained ' . PEOPLES LUMBER COMPANY OF VENTURA COUNTY Since 1 890 OOOD AB Service, Inc. GOODYEAR TIRES EXPERT LUBRICATION PREST-0-LITE BATTERIES 585 E Meta St. PHONE 4459 ' ' j j :mF j .s:r jr 142