Ventura College - La Revista Yearbook (Ventura, CA)

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S P O R T I N ' G Athletic equipment- Base Ball — Foot Ball — Tennis — Golf — Track — Gym. Fishing Tackle — For Ocean and Stream, Rods — Reels — Lines — Lures — Etc. Guns and Ammunition — Rifles and Shotguns for All Purposes Swimming Suits — And Beach Equipment. CAMPING SUPPLIES AND VACATION NEEDS WALTER M. JONES SPORTING GOODS 328 E. Main St. Ventura, Calif. Phone 44 ii Nit: When I was in China I saw a woman hanging in a tree, Wit: Shanghai? Nit: Oh, about six feet. A famous proverb: He who yells last, is not watching the yell leader. Boy: Dear, do you know that everytime I kiss you I am a better man? Girl : Weil, you needn ' t try to get to Heaven in one night, Polite Freshman: I ' m afraid you ' ve got the wrong seat, sir. Big Burly Senior: You ' ve got nothing to be afraid of as long as you don ' t try to move me, We Say It with Iror STRONG WELDS We Build Anything of Iron 1 Strong s Welding Biacksmithing COURT R STRONG, Proprietor Sfiop p. Shop 3001 P ° « Res 3245 ACETYLENE AND ELECTRIC WELDING Anything and Everything Welded Any Where and at Any T me 28 East Santa Clara Street VENTURA, CALIFORNIA ■ ■■ ■■ ' ' . ▼■■■: ' ■▼ ' y mK w ' :; ' w ' rz ' w v ▼ .sx. :ji . 138

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Ei: MORE DOUGH Student (writing home) : How do you speil financially? ' Other: FINANCIALLY, and there are two R ' s in embarrased. Dum Dame: My hair is full of electricity. Wise Guy: Well, it ' s connected to a dry cell Doo-Dad: Look at that aviator looping the loop! Do-Do: He used to be a boy scout and he still does his daily good turn. Lady (watching a ball game) : Isn ' t he a fine pitcher. He always hits their bats no matter where they hold them. Tourist Call me at six a. m., will you, guide? Guide: Tain ' t necessary. When y ' go t ' bed yell and the echo will wake ye up ' bout sunrise. Johnny: They say a camel can go two weeks without any water. Father: Yes, a little drink goes a long way with a giraffe, too. He laid the package down before the tailor I ' ve brought that last pair of trousers back to be re-seated. You know I sit a lot. Fine, said the tailor, and I hope you ' ve brought the bill in to be receipted. You know I ' ve stood a lot Her Father: You are going to marry that in- significant fellow, Percy! Why I thought you said that you would never marry a man less than six feet tall. Daughter: Oh, I know. Dad. But I decided to take 20 per cent off for cash. Indignant Father: Do you think it is fair, Bobby, after I told you that there wasn ' t any Santa Claus to go and tell the neighbors that I laid your Easter eggs Comphments of Roe 1 s American Bakery EXPERIENCE Twenty Years of Making SCHOOL EMBLEMS and GRADUATION ANNOUNCEMENTS Qualified us to solicit your Continued Patronage The T. V. Allen Co. MANUFACTURING JEWELERS STAT rONERS 810-16 Maple Avenue Los Angeles ' MAKT HOP I.Tl EAST MAIN STREET V E N T U IV-A APPAREL FOR THE DISCRIMINATING COLLEGIENNE z is T r rir .z : 2r: 2 ' :j i i: ' E ' SJS 7 Zi7S?: 140