Ventura College - La Revista Yearbook (Ventura, CA)

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Ei: CLEAN STUFF B The Bootery Beautiful Shoes and Hosiery For those who love nice footwear SERENE ! FULKERSON Hotel Ventura BIdg , Ventura 495 East Main Street Miss Harris: How long have you been idle? ' ' Marion Grant: I was born in 1914. Modern Mother: Yes, daughter, dear, you can use the car tonight. But be sure to have it home in time for father to drive to the office tomor- row. He ' s growing so unreasonable. Brown Since I bought a car I don ' t have to walk to the bank to make any deposits. Black: Ah, you ride there? Brown: No, I don ' t make any. She: Don ' t you feel as happy as a king when you ' re flying? He: Happier. I ' m an ace. My dear lady, I go further than believing in woman suffrage; I maintain that man and woman are equal in every way. Oh, Professor! Now you ' re bragging. Parson: You love to go to Sunday School, don ' t you Robert ' ' Bobby: Yes, sir. Parson: What do you expect to learn today ' Bobby: The date of the picnic. Her Sweetie: How long will it be until your sister makes her appearance? ' Younger Sister: She ' s making it now What is a swimming hole? A body of water entirely surrounded by boys Cut Flowers Baker ' s Flower Shop Floral Designs 20 S. Chestnut Phone 2392 Wet Wash — Dry Wash — Rough Dry — Finish Work VENTURA LAUNDRY CO. Telephone 21 41 123 E. Main St We Use Re finite Soft Water Jk. Jk. l .A.Z-. .A. .Jk. . 132

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fliPii! . mw . mm rn ' C professionaT CLASS OF I904. This reproduction through the courtesy of the doctors and lawyers of Ventura No Insurance Freddy Frosh is taking a fire extinguisher to the prom with him because somebody told him that his blind date likes to go out on the ver- andah and smoke. Mother: Mary, come upstairs immediately. Mary: But mother, I ' m all wrapped up in my problem. Mother: Tell him to go home. Buppy Moore: I am a great lover of dogs; think they fill an empty space in a man ' s life. ' Kenneth Shannon: Yes, especially hot dogs ' Customer (putting five pennies on the count- er) : Give me a can opener, please. Clerk hands him a nickel. Customer: Thanks. (Leaves hurriedly). Gratitude I changed my mind to suit her, I changed my taste in ties — I changed my shirt ' most every day And then she up and dies. Flirtation is attention without intention. Last night I held a little hand So dainty and so neat I thought my heart would surely burst So wildly did it beat. No other hand e ' er held so tight Could greater gladness bring Than one I held last night. It was Four aces and a King. Southern Counties Gas Company THE BEST IN GAS APPLIANCES .Z::.,Jk.Zi.. ■ ■■ E :s:ir : si :i:s 133