Ventura College - La Revista Yearbook (Ventura, CA)

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p. D. Carlin, Prop. 1 Deliveries Daily CARLIN DAIRY Ventura, California Fresh Milk and Cream Telephone 4164 290 W. Santa Clara St. BRIGHAM BEAMAN Stetson Hats Society Brand Clothes Dobbs ' Hats 584 E Main St Ventura, Calif Low 1 1 : Why do you call your dog Mars ' Low 12: Well, from all indications, he seems to be inhabited. Missionary: Do you know anything about re- ligion? Cannibal: I got a taste of it when the last missionary was here. Lives of seniors all remind us. We can make our lives sublime. And by asking foolish questions Use up recitation time. Women ' s faults are many; Men have only two — Everything they say And everything they do. Well, Bill, asked a neighbor, I hear the boss has had a fever. How ' s his temperature today- ' The hired man scratched his head and replied: Tain ' t fer me to say. Bill, he died last night, Small Brother: I saw you kiss sis in your Ford roadster last night. Suitor ' hurriedly) : S-sh! Here ' s a quarter. Small Brother: And here ' s 10 cents change. I only charge fellows with a Packard a quarter. What did you say your age was? he remarked between dances. Well, I didn ' t say, smartly returned the girl, but I ' ve |ust reached 21. Is that SO ' ' he returned consolingly. What detained you? The college men are very slow. They seem to take their ease. For when they graduate, you know. They do it by degrees. R. W. CUMMINGS OPTOMETRIST and JEWELER 309 E Mam Street Phone 2087 BLANCHARD ' S HARDWARE Always Welcome, whether you come to buy or just to look 481 N. Ventura Ave. Good Place to Pai Phone 3590 ' :;.s !:. i : : : : .z :» . : 123

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Hooray, said the mosquito as he bit the Prince of Wales, At last i have royal blood in my veins. Chemistry Prof: First, I ' ll take some ether and then some carbolic acid Class: Perfect. Mother: Jean, how many times do you imag- ine Jack has kissed you ' ' Jean: I haven ' t had to imagine so far at all, mother. Flora: Times have certainly changed. Dora: How come? Flora: You know that story about Pharoah ' s daughter finding Moses in the bullrushes? Dora: Yes, but what ' s that got to do with it Flora ' Well, imagine a girl getting away with that story today ' She: I didn ' t like to ride with you, you ' re too reckless. He: Yes, we have had some tight squeezes, haven ' t we- Collegian: What ' s wrong with these eggs? V aitress: Don ' t ask me, i only laid the table What is the best thing to do when the brakes of one ' s car give way- ' Hit something cheap. Compliments of Hickey Bros. Co. HARDWARE V mM. INSURANCE ALL FORMS ■-137 E Mam St. Phone 2075 412 E Mam Phone 3410 DR. L W. CLARK Optomeuiit EYES TESTED GLASSES FITTED W( t arig Cleaners, Dyers, and Renovators All Garments Insured I ' jl E Mam St Phone 6603 .ii. .A. i -A. ' i Jlk. i. ,, 130