Ventura College - La Revista Yearbook (Ventura, CA)

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SAN BUENAVENTURA HOOEY ON YOU TRANSFER POINT I ' m tired of Ballyhoo, And all of Hooey too, I ' m sick of nerts and nerts . And quacks in old nightshirts, I groan at every statue, With drunkards leering at you, I hate the sight of bustles. Of men with bulging muscles, I could shriek and raise a fuss. For trusses — pardon us, I scowl at dopey plumbers. Peeking in at soapy mummers. And when it comes to all those Zilches I give in to burps and bilches . How I long to read a two-line |oke — To heck with all you other folk! He: I ' m going to steal a kiss She: Let the crime wave begin I have no longer need of you You were my life, my life that now is past, leaving the future. You were my love, and in some sense I love you still, yet that love must make way for other rap- ture, I have no longer need of you — Mrs. Sessions (taking class on a field trip) : I have a group of twenty freshmen. Can ' t you let us look at the monkey for half price? ' Keeper: Twenty freshmen! Wait, I ' ll bring the monkey out to look at you. Shed a tear For little Nell She had a car And drove — pretty fast. l -HT v ' .iC i I. - -: fti. - ■ ■■ ' xZ A lk .A.z: A.. 127

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46 N Oak St. Phone 2784 Ventura County Mutual Fire Insurance Company Organized April 4, 189i A HOME COMPANY — We write at one-half the rates of Board Stock Companies — All our premium money re- mains in the Banks of this County Edmund W Gerry, Pra idem .G. Wilde, Secretary and Managei Directors H F. Pressey A. L. Drown T. G. Morrison G. W Faulkner W L. Ramsey E. W Gerry E, W Daily i-z: il J SJS ' 126

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p. D. Carlin, Prop. 1 Deliveries Daily CARLIN DAIRY Ventura, California Fresh Milk and Cream Telephone 4164 290 W. Santa Clara St. BRIGHAM BEAMAN Stetson Hats Society Brand Clothes Dobbs ' Hats 584 E Main St Ventura, Calif Low 1 1 : Why do you call your dog Mars ' Low 12: Well, from all indications, he seems to be inhabited. Missionary: Do you know anything about re- ligion? Cannibal: I got a taste of it when the last missionary was here. Lives of seniors all remind us. We can make our lives sublime. And by asking foolish questions Use up recitation time. Women ' s faults are many; Men have only two — Everything they say And everything they do. Well, Bill, asked a neighbor, I hear the boss has had a fever. How ' s his temperature today- ' The hired man scratched his head and replied: Tain ' t fer me to say. Bill, he died last night, Small Brother: I saw you kiss sis in your Ford roadster last night. Suitor ' hurriedly) : S-sh! Here ' s a quarter. Small Brother: And here ' s 10 cents change. I only charge fellows with a Packard a quarter. What did you say your age was? he remarked between dances. Well, I didn ' t say, smartly returned the girl, but I ' ve |ust reached 21. Is that SO ' ' he returned consolingly. What detained you? The college men are very slow. They seem to take their ease. For when they graduate, you know. They do it by degrees. R. W. CUMMINGS OPTOMETRIST and JEWELER 309 E Mam Street Phone 2087 BLANCHARD ' S HARDWARE Always Welcome, whether you come to buy or just to look 481 N. Ventura Ave. Good Place to Pai Phone 3590 ' :;.s !:. i : : : : .z :» . : 123