Ventura College - La Revista Yearbook (Ventura, CA)

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IEI I. I Pi: 1 1 17! ' X ™- POETRY Wouldn ' t it be wonderful To stay out of school, and break traffic rules Say wouldn ' t it be wonderful? Wouldn ' t it be wonderful, To nail up the door, and tear up the floor. Say wouldn ' t it be wonderful? To spend life dreaming, no teachers scheming To make us worry — Say — maybe it ' s impossible to hope for such bliss, I only say this Wouldn ' t it be wonderful? Ratekin: May I hold your Palmolive? Deutsch: Not on your Life Buoy. Dela Guerra: Then I ' m out of Lux. Al Eddy: Yes, Ivory formed. Live ' s there a man with soul so dead, Who never to himself hath said, When he stubbed his toe against the bed, ! I • .. xx ! - - - ? ? I I Motor cop (producing notebook) : What ' s your name? Speeder: Aloysius Alistaire Chomondeley Coypean. Cop: Well, don ' t let me catch you again. McGrath: How is Meilandt getting on with his golf? Archie: Oh, much better; the children are allowed to watch him now. Leta: Now, dearie, what will I get if I cook a dinner like that for you every day this year? Zephyn: My life insurance. 172

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I El I 1 V 1:1 1 171 :il THE FIRST FIG There was a young man from Ventura, Of his pants he thought he was sura, But his gorgeous array Of colors one day, Floated high in the breezes, Hurrah ! —GRACE MOSSMAN. THE SECOND FIG There was a most gay Buckaneero, And nary a thing did he fear-o Till he attracted the bees Instead of the fleas, And the bees aroused his fear-o ! —CLAIRE GEORGE. Mr. Laidlaw: What makes you think that Atlas was a bad man? , , . . . ,, , , Ruth Jordan: Well, the book says ' that he held up the whole world ' . To have, to hold, and to copy Correct answers in a quiz. Sound quite complicated But most kids are a whizz. The cook, the crew and the captain bold Set merrily out to sea. The cook, the crew and the captain bold Were you and the rest was me. I ate the cook and the Captain bold But long fought I the crew But they followed the fate of the Captain bold And I returned to school. Seniors come and Seniors go, But still I sit and pine. Because Shakespeare ' s long since dead, And I was left behind.