Vaughn Union High School - Perclawam Yearbook (Gig Harbor, WA)

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onamaaaanaaeaaeonofgownaa P E R C L A W A M femfmemhmwawwlmcmeaw Germany is the land of the chemists, is it not? But for once she was beaten by the discoveries of the greatest of chemists, Clarence Watson. L'Cn to Russia. Russia is celebrating better times and a liberal education to all. Miss Charlotte Johnson had much to do with it. Now she is head of the Education Department there. Oh, this is India. Yes, that's where that great missionary, Agnes Alvestad, is working now. After doing so much good in Africa everyone is sure of her success in India. Time is shortening, so we can't stop. It seems good to be back in the U. S. San Francisco. Oh look, a circus. Let's peep inside. There's the clown. What? I can't believe it. Someone said that the clown is no other than Rex Clark, the owner. Look, there's the new Crphan Home. Miss Mildred Perkins is the manager and they say she's a mother to each and every one. The building fund was given by the great artist, Marina Cosulich, so it's dedicated to her. Ch, Los Angeles is where the world tennis tournaments were played. Yes, that's where Miss Eunice Arneson won the women's championship. Well, we had better be going home now because the time is up. This concludes the program from the Holefproof Stocking Company. That was great. I had better retire now or I'l1 fall asleep at the office tomorrow. And I must be bright for the conference with the Senior Class Annual Staff or the printing firm will iire me. Lola Spadoni. THQ Seniors on the Screen Helen Alvestad ........................,. Delicious Clare McCallum- Agnes Alvestad .... John Jensen ..... Elsie Strandness .... Stephen Wight .,... Elsie Adolphson .... Cecil Mikelson--- Mildred Perkins .... Julius Spadoni--- Lola Spadoni .... William Northey .... Eunice Arneson .... Clarence Watson--- Jane Shaw ------ Signo Uddenberg- Marina Cosulich ---- Rex Clark ------ Ragna Swensen-- Alfred Goldman- Charlotte Johnson ---- Marion Perovich ---- ---------The Expert ---Impatient Maiden ----------The Menace - -- - -- - --Under Eighteen Local Boy Makes Good - - - - - - -Merely Maryanne -- - - - - --Silent Witness ------------ Milly - - - -Daddy Long Legs - - - - -The Good Fairy - - - - -Ambassador Bill - - - --High Pressure ---------Wonder Boy Disorderly Conduct --The Devil to Pay ----The Cheer Leader -- - --Caught Short - - - Call Her Savage - - - -The Champ - -- ---Good Sport - - - -Blonde Crazy 'le

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waxaw-axox-0-nouoaeoffofa P E R C L A W A M if-oweoxanaaeamalowamauw Prophecy H, it seems good to be home. The radio will be my friend and companion tonight, I guess, but still it's a relief and a rest. Let's see. What can I get? 'LGrrrr awk grooo-beauty expert Cecil Mikelson will now tell you how to find the fountain of youth- fno 'beauty experts for me tonightj You have just heard the famous crooner Clare McClallum. This ends the program from station ZZZ of Gig Harbor. Through networks we will now connect you with the N. B. C. studios- You will now hear the program of the Holefproof Stocking Company. Ladies and gentlemen, you will now be taken on the weekly ramble. Tonight instead of limiting ourselves to a single country we will be globeftrotters and roam at large. We will mount our airy airplane and land in Chicago. What's this? A great mob and a lot of cheering. Oh, the mayoress, Elsie Strandf ness, has been refelected. Well, everyone expected it after her clearing Chicago of all the gangsters and putting it back on its feet in the Hnancial sense of the word. What city is this? Oh, the Capital. It certainly isfoh, what's going on in here? A banquet in honor of Secretary of Agriculture Steven Wight. His bill on relief for the farmers has passed and I suppose they are celebrating it. Here come the bright lights of New York. That's the great court house where the Jenson case is being tried. Didn't you hear about it? The notorious John Jenson was caught by Sherlock Holmes the second, as he is called-William Northey. They say he went wrong because the law did him wrong so he is pleading for a new chance and with the eloquent Ragna Swenson to plead his case everyone is sure he will win. Whose estate is that on Long Island? Ch, the 'great Wall Street broker, Alfred Goldman, lives there. Cn again-oh, that's the ocean, isn't it? What ship is that? The S. S. Texas. I.et's stop and visit. Why, there's Captain Julius Spadoni. And there's the great gown expert, Marion Perovich. I suppose he's going to Paris to choose the styles for the coming year. He's taking his favorite model, Elsie Adolphson, with him. Mmmm, doesn't that smell good? That was the kitchen we just passed all right. What's going on, Captain? A banquet! For whom? Ch, can you imagine that! You don't say! What is it? Oh, the gown expert isn't going to choose styles this trip. It's his honey' moon. Well, guess we'll be going. Goodbye and many happy days. OH again-to England. Look, what's that beautiful new building? Oh, that, it's the new home for dogs and cats. The great humanitarian, Helen Alvestad, is to be at the head of it and there couldn't be a better one. Across the channel and into Paris. What's that? Oh, a football game between the United States and Europe. Let's go see it. That game was great! So the old United States won again. It's a great feather in the cap of Coach Signo Uddenberg. That was a swell opera, we say. Everybody thinks that the prima donna, Miss Shaw, was better in this than in any previous ones. Maybe it's because she wrote it herself. But On, on, on, why should we longer stay? On, ere the peep of day we should be miles away. Fifteen

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Loweaeosganomawemhomaaea P E R C L A W A M aowoawffaioafaaiaahowemeoi Senior Class Will E, the Senior Class of 1932, are leaving this world now and starting out to find a new one. We Hnd that our possessions are too great and too many to take with us. We treasure them dearly, and so we are leaving them to ones we believe will protect and cherish them most. ARTICLE I. SCHCOL AND CLASSES Section 1. To the school in general, we leave the memory of the Class of '32. Sec. 2. To the Juniors we leave good advicefthe advice to pattern themselves after the Class of '52, Sec. 3. To the Sophomores we leave the hope that the depression has ended by the time they are Seniors, so that they may not have to face the troubles that we- their sister class--have. Sec. 4. To the Freshmen we leave nothing, for they tell us they have everything. Sec. 5. To the Eighth Graders we leave a sweet sister classAthe Sophomores- and may you look up to them as they have looked up to us. ARTICLE II. FACULTY AND JANITOR Section 1. To Mrs. Moran we leave sympathy for being our adviser, and we hope that she may be given a better class to advise next year. Sec. 2. To Miss Oksness we leave the wish that she may be principal when our children go to high school. Sec. 3. To Miss Russell we leave authority to boss all of the oncoming classes and to see that the school is run properly after we leave. Sec. 4. To Miss George we leave several bangedfup typewriters, the results of Seniors' tempers while typing the Class Play. Sec. 5. To Mr. Lauri we leave all our old chemistry essays with the hope that he will be able to win a prize on some of them. Sec. 6. To Miss Dunn we leave a quieter world history class due to the removal of a certain Senior boy. Sec. 7. To Hans Vinkness we leave three rows of broken, scratchedfup seats to be mended and varnished. We hope that he will not think too hard of us, remember' ing that we are kids only once. 4 ARTICLE III. PERSONAL Section 1. Rex leaves his manners to Donald McCurdy to be used at banquets. Sec. 2. Sig leaves his place on the football team to Peter Skansie. Sec. 3. Eunice leaves her sophistication to Dorothy Campen. Sec. 4. Elsie S. leaves her nickname, Battleax, to Catherine Alvestad. Sec. 5. Ragna leaves her black hair to Doris S.gjust for the fun of seeing what Doris will look like as a brunette. Sec. 6. Aggie leaves Spike to anyone who wants him for the next three or four years. Sec. 7. Clarence leaves his A in. chemistry to Katherine Watson, by special ref quest from Katherine. Sec. 8. Charlotte leaves her glasses to the treasurer of the Senior Class next year. They will magnify and make the class treasury look larger. Seventeen