Vaughan Road Academy - Acta Studentium Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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Page 90 THE PERFECT AUTOMOBILE Webb, IV-B 1. Pedestrian catcher. Z. Smoking cabinet. 3. Inter-passenger phone. 4. Inter-passenger phone. 5. Headlight. 6. Magazine rack. 7. Noiseless horn. 8. Aerial. 9. Umbrella rack for rumble-seat. 10. First-aid kit. 11. Screen door tto keep out Hiesj. 12. Cigarette lighter. 13. Puncture - proof tires Calready puncturedj. 14. Refrigerator for drinks linsidej. 15. Rumble-seat. 16. Travelling trunk. 17. Combination roof and bridge table. 18. Smoke screen. 19. Tail-light. ZO. Beverage-shaker ton wheelj. 21. Weather-vane. PF lk wk II-B THE CHEMISTRY LAB. Books, books everywhere, Din and clamour fill the air. Teacher says, in a voice of woe, If you won't work, you'll fail you know, Books open, and to work, You know what yOu'll get if you try to shirk, Michell, write out Pascal's law And put a padlock on your Prussic acid by the ton And hydrate of potassium. The whole class limps out almost dead, Not having heard a word he said. ACTA STUDENTIUM Hudson tore down the hallway, and Mr. Harston stopped him, inquiring: Why the hurry, Hudson? I'm trying to stop two fellows from fighting. Who are they?l' Dunlop and I, sir. ik X X Mr, Robinson: t'Green, what's the formula for water?'7 Green: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Mr. R.: What! Green: Well, you said H to O. Pk Pk lk Piper: Yes, I'm studying to be an author. I'm going to write novels. Marshall: But why go to all that trouble when you can buy them for ten cents. Pk All Plc Found on a Geometry Paper: HA circle is a rounded figure made up of a crooked straight line bent so that the ends meet. if :lf Dk He rushed into the saloon out West shouting, Fire, Fire! They did. He was only twenty-six. Dk its lk The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and doesn't stop until you get to school. Sk Pk Pk Bob: So she has decided to marry a stuggling young lawyer. Hob: Well, if she's made up her mind he might as well stop struggling. l The Geo. M. Hendry Co' Limited I i SCHOOL FURNITURE - BLACKBOARDS l EDUCATIONAL EQUIPMENT AND SUPPLIES i 129 ADELAIDE ST. W. TORONTO, 2, ONT.

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ACTA STl'DENTII'M Pa gt ON OUR DREAMS Poets muse on visions grander Than their blest words can convey: And the artist at his easel Dreams the afternoon away. 'Tis their one despair forever, Though sublime the critics deem. That their most admir'd endeavour Is less wondrous than their dream. Are they but imagination? Dreams we glimqse but can't convey: We would show them to the nation But we cannot find the way. No, these things are real, immortal. All our dreams divine with grace, And, when reach'd is Heaven's portal, We shall meet them face to face. One will come and say Behold me! I'm the dream you could not write! Yours I am to hold: enfold me: Shine I now for all men's sight: When you could not quite express me, How despondent was your grief, But your child I am, you bless'd me- 'Twas you gave me life-belief. To my artist friend a vision, Blinding beauty, will arise: While you paus'd in indecision, Though you saw with inner eyes The good God excIaim'd with pity, Hands are clumsy, lips are dumb. Took me to his Heavenly City, There to greet you when you come. So the man you would be ever, Haunts the man you merely are, Do your utmost in endeavour, Still you cannot reach your star. When we rise to realms immortal, When this earthly round is done, There he stands inside the portal. Says, Now you and I are one, 1? FF X This I wrote before I knew that Heaven's here and now on earth: Though I still believe it true that All our works at greatest worth Are less wondrous than the visions That we see within our soul. On we go through incarnations, Marching upward to that goal. When we reach the highest Heaven, 'Twill not be above the skies, Here on earth shall be that Heaven That's long shone from dreamers' eyes. Heaven isn't golden pavements, Pearly gates and crystal streams: It's the fullest realization Of the visions of our dreams. Dorothy Stilsou, ll'-B ii-Ol! ONE SELF-APPROVING HOUR The Beaver sometimes contemplates the dam And says: Nice job! I'm proud of that, I am ' The Oriole regards her swinging nest And flutes, Of all fine cradles, there's the best! The She-Bear cuffs her cubs with loving paw And growls: A sweeter pair I never saw! Erect upon the Ant heap cries the Ant. Sayl Who can make a mountain if I can't? So you, I trust, have similarly stood And looked upon your work, and found it good. 11033 Oh, teacher, teacher. spare me From the lions den: We march up in the morning In battle's given array. To conquer or to perish, Before the break of day. Alas our doom is sealed We might as well be dead The teacher glowers and growls at us We'll have to see the 'Head'. And, oh, it almost breaks my heart To think how hard I tried The tears welled up into my eyes And to my shame I cried: Yield me not up to him who is The sternest of all men. Cause not my father's back to bend As with his cane he wars Cause not my mothers eyes to dim As o'er my bones she pores. Alas! my plea ne'er reached her ears So. stifling hard my groans I from the battle-field did flee And found relief in poems.

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TA STl'DENTII'M Page oMiss Baker Withollt Training 44L0ses Out Sorry Miss B411-cur. but ue c:m't employ you hecaufc you hun-n't had Qpccial training for office work. You can ftill profit from thc interview thuuuh, Hen-'S u euuuestion from one who knows. Take :1 few months lrninin: at Thr Gwgg Cffllrgr lhcll turtle in In -U0 IHC. Xvllll your education and Gu-1: Truinin: you wuulfl have ll ruul 'l-flue' on most uf thu :irls who Come in here look- ing for work. I nlwxlys cnt my help from Grwgqf' This Atl clippecl and mailed to GREGG COLLEGE, IJHH Ray Street hy Aluly S with lllllllk' zmrl arlrlrcw 1-11 rcvurw wirlc xxill entitle the Iillllllffllll to two xxvrlv' Colupliiuclltzlry training in the College any time Imctwwim than ami Uctolmr, 1, 1035. HENNlNG'S DRUG STORE 627 VAUGHAN RD. at Oakwood HEADQUARTERS FOR SCHOOL SUPPLIES We Deliver Phone MELROSE 1254 A Place to MEET and EAT - - - 9 THE BETTER KINDS CANDY ICE CREAM PASTRY A Complete Catering Service for Home or School Parties 01