Vandergrift High School - Spectator Yearbook (Vandergrift, PA)

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THE SPECTATOR T. L. Ambrose ■MILLIARDS l£ and Qo W L I N G Longfellow Street, WILLIAMS CONFECTIONERY and CIGARS. Longfellow Street, New York Weiner Stand J.E. Crawford 156 Columbia Avenue. Hot Weiner....5c FISH AND POULTRY Fish Cleaned Free of Pie 5c Soft Drinks 5c charge. Everyone Welcome. Wallace Street, Men, Women and Children Open till 2 o’clock A. M. Vandergrift Heights, Pa. Stanton Rowe Maud V. S. Gallagher PAPER HANGERS and PAINTERS. Dealer in all kinds of DRY GOODS AND NOTIONS Longfellow Street, Telephone 368-J. Longfellow Street, Vandergrift Heights, Pa. Vandergrift Heights, Pa. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS—THEY HELPED US

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THE SPECTATOR 27 ECHOES FROM THE CLASSES Mr. Berkenstock— Prove that a rotten potato is a behive. Pupil—A rotten potato is a rotten ’tater. A rotten 'tater is a specked tater. A spectater is a beholder A beholder is a beehive. Therefore a rotten potato is a beehive. Mr. Kurtz—I’ll take some hydrocho-loric acid— Ruth W—Wouldn’t be a bad idea. Miss Griswold—Now class I’ll read selections from Milton’s great epic, “Paradise Lost.” Sam Popleman—All I know about that is thev are lost and I lost them myself. Paul—What did you write on? Bob—Paper. Miss Griswold—Lee. you are right. Lee— (Soto Voice) Who said I was crazy? Mr. Grant—Telling this orchestra anything is like pouring water on a duck’s back. It goes in one ear and out the other. Joe Murphy—(Train approaching) Here she comes! Charles Flickinger—Don’t call it a she. That’s a mail train. ----oo----- Pat Paul—Please Mr. Berkenstock couldn’t you arrange for two periods in Geometry? They have two periods in Chemistry. ------oo----- HOOVER1ZING I think that while I’m sitting here with you, We’ll save the light; It doesn’t seem quite right. To keep it burning every night. Another thing, I think, one chair will do For ‘you and me; Now let’s divide one little kiss; Guess that’s economy! —Exchange ------oo----- Answer to puzzle—page 22. Ate, tea, eat. Kiski Theatre Elswick Block Grant Avenue Vandergrift, Pa. Solicits a liberal share of your patronage A CHOICE, VARIED PROGRAM OF PICTURES. Matinee and Evening PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS—THEY HELPED US

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THE SPECTATOR Vandergrift Drug Co. O. P. Pox, Druggist. Columbia Avenue near Washington. Vandergrift, Pa. Vandergrift Meat Market HOME DRESSED MEATS. 182 Columbia Avenue. Phone 660. Milton E. Uncapher, INSURANCE REAL ESTATE Notary Public. 171 Columbia Avenue, Vandergrift, Pa. GO TO Allison’s Dry Goods Store for your DRY GOODS AND LADIES WEARING APPAREL. Grant Avenue. F. R. AITES Dealer in Groceries, Queensware, Mill Feed, Etc. Telephone 30. 157 Washington Avenue. Vandergrift, Pa. E. S. Aurandt PLUMBING, HEATING and Electric Contracting. AutoAccessories and Tires Anchor Building. Phone 520-A. Vandergrift, Pa. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS—THEY HELPED US