Vandalia Community High School - Vandalois Yearbook (Vandalia, IL)

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The next scene is that of the Bone Bros. Mooey Milk Company. lt seems that their wives, Bernice Spicer and Betty Minor, take orders from them during work hours, but after that it is a different story. The scene now switches to New York where Beatrice Krug and Ieanne Lawler are starring in famous operas. Also, in New York Bob Welch is still beating his brains out on the drum, only this time as means of support for his wife, lean Nicholson. Charles I-lenninger has finally succeeded in obtaining ownership of the Vandalia airport. Serving as a mechanic at the airport is Paul Davidson who has finally settled down and has taken Iune Durdel as his better half. The chief hostess of the airport is the demure Violet Moeller. Our former student council president, Don Ervin, is now the mayor of Hooverville. His devoted spouse is none other than Iackie Per- singer. lt seems in this scene, that three former classmates have hit the jackpot, operating a super deluxe sports shop. Marguerite Low is the manager in charge of selling, Ioy Woller- man, manager in charge of buying, and last, but not least, Virginia Wilson is the manager in charge of planning. The next scene is one of viewing Norman Perry's peril as he is Whipped again for his one thousand and one time. Norman married Donna Pacatte for better or for Worse. A scene of progress has now appeared be- fore me in which the originators of the R.S.R. method of teaching are shown. Their method is a simple one, no school. The R.S.R. stands for B. Ricke, Bonnie Smith, and Daisy Ricke. A large group of beautiful, young girls are doing sit-ups, while Harriet M. stands over them with a large blacksnake whip. It seems that the President of G.A.A., Donna Wright is pres- ent today, and Harriet wants to make a good impression. Maxine Carpenter is now the owner of a candy factory, which features her special, THE KILLER. What it's made of she won't tell, but she hints that it could possibly contain a few drops of arsenic. Her secretary is Norma lean Williams. And the official taste-tester is Wan- da Denton, who claims she keeps the com- panies who make pills for stomach aches in business. Here is the famous restaurant, The Blue Gull. The main cooks are Rosemary Flocken and Mary Oary. The owner is none other than Beulah Rhodes. Our last scene is that of a humble and hun- gry person, talking to himself, saying, am a poet and no one knows it. Yes, yes, that's Bob Blunt. The effects of the cosmic rays have lessened and the scenes have vanished so I return to my own uneventful life. -Carl Graf -assisted by Ioan Brown e705

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Compliments Mr. Charles Brannon Mr. and Mrs. Dan Burtschi Dr. E. I. Bost Dennis Brown Mr. and Mrs. H. E. Brown Bemadine Carrico Mr. cmd Mrs. E. E. Clark R. A. Cunningham Glen P. Curry Mr. and Mrs. Charles Davis. Ir. Mr. and Mrs. Walter Durdel Mr. and Mrs. Mark Ervin Dr. E. F. Greer Kenneth Greer Dr. Mark Greer Dr. Miller Greer to the Class of 747 44729 Lynn Gott Darrell Isbell Iane Isbell Mr. and Mrs. Lockart Mr. and Mrs. I. E. Mabry Mr. and Mrs. Max Mabry Mrs. Paul Metzger Mr. and Mrs. B. M. McKeithan Don McKellar Bill McNealy Mr. and Mrs. L. C. Squibb C. H. Smith Mr. and Mrs. Stansfield Dr. I. G. Switzer Mr. and Mrs. W. P. Wade Dr. C. D. Washburn