Vandalia Community High School - Vandalois Yearbook (Vandalia, IL)

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The next scene is that of the Bone Bros. Mooey Milk Company. lt seems that their wives, Bernice Spicer and Betty Minor, take orders from them during work hours, but after that it is a different story. The scene now switches to New York where Beatrice Krug and Ieanne Lawler are starring in famous operas. Also, in New York Bob Welch is still beating his brains out on the drum, only this time as means of support for his wife, lean Nicholson. Charles I-lenninger has finally succeeded in obtaining ownership of the Vandalia airport. Serving as a mechanic at the airport is Paul Davidson who has finally settled down and has taken Iune Durdel as his better half. The chief hostess of the airport is the demure Violet Moeller. Our former student council president, Don Ervin, is now the mayor of Hooverville. His devoted spouse is none other than Iackie Per- singer. lt seems in this scene, that three former classmates have hit the jackpot, operating a super deluxe sports shop. Marguerite Low is the manager in charge of selling, Ioy Woller- man, manager in charge of buying, and last, but not least, Virginia Wilson is the manager in charge of planning. The next scene is one of viewing Norman Perry's peril as he is Whipped again for his one thousand and one time. Norman married Donna Pacatte for better or for Worse. A scene of progress has now appeared be- fore me in which the originators of the R.S.R. method of teaching are shown. Their method is a simple one, no school. The R.S.R. stands for B. Ricke, Bonnie Smith, and Daisy Ricke. A large group of beautiful, young girls are doing sit-ups, while Harriet M. stands over them with a large blacksnake whip. It seems that the President of G.A.A., Donna Wright is pres- ent today, and Harriet wants to make a good impression. Maxine Carpenter is now the owner of a candy factory, which features her special, THE KILLER. What it's made of she won't tell, but she hints that it could possibly contain a few drops of arsenic. Her secretary is Norma lean Williams. And the official taste-tester is Wan- da Denton, who claims she keeps the com- panies who make pills for stomach aches in business. Here is the famous restaurant, The Blue Gull. The main cooks are Rosemary Flocken and Mary Oary. The owner is none other than Beulah Rhodes. Our last scene is that of a humble and hun- gry person, talking to himself, saying, am a poet and no one knows it. Yes, yes, that's Bob Blunt. The effects of the cosmic rays have lessened and the scenes have vanished so I return to my own uneventful life. -Carl Graf -assisted by Ioan Brown e705

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PROPI-IECY In the year 1960, while doing some re- search work on cosmic rays at U. of I., a ray which had escaped from the lead chamber struck my head. Suddenly everything went completely blank, then a white space appeared, upon which was written Erutuf Eht. Then, as if by command, the space seemed to be mov- ing with scenes of persons I had known in high school. It is these scenes, that I am going to relate to you. Starting off I see the face of Vice-President of the United States Bass, with his staff includ- ing lean Atwood, his private secretary, and his press agent, none other than Wayne Cunning- ham, who could never go A.W.O.L. without getting caught. We go to a large ultra-exclusive fashion store, with owner, Miss Ioan Brown, giving in- structions to three of her models, Dee Dee Metzger, Ioan LeDuc and Doris Wade. The dresses were designed by Madamoiselle Croth- ers, the say-so of the fashion world. Nearby is Arlene Davis, a famous fashion editor on a newspaper published by Clarence Deverick, her husband. Then appears a scene showing the very pro- fitable corporation of Doering, Merriman, 6: Wright with Pastor Iohn Doering as the preach- er: Iames Merriman, the undertaker, and Nor- man Wright as the doctor. The wives of these three men are Shirley Cripe, Charlotte Neath- ery, and Alice Gross, respectively. Now the scene shifts to Hollywood where Bob Clark and his Hungry Ten are making a movie with Iames Gable, that great lover of women, and his co-star, Iune Squibb. One of the main camera men, Bob Corless and his as- sistant, Bob Harris, are shouting at Iohn Mabry, the stage manager, to prepare the stage for the famous love scene of Romeo and Iuliet. Also residing in Hollywood are Beulah England, now the wife of Bob Corless, and Iune Himes, the wife of Bob Harris. Elaine Greer has also been working in Hollywood at the Honk and Hol- ler, and has been chosen as the best waitress of l959. Now a radio station, WHEW, which is run by Howard Smith who finally married Alberta Smith, presents our next scene. A program is now on the air with Iohn Lester, as announcer, and starring foe Boaz, I. R. Morgan, Freddie Williams, and Charles Royer as the members of that famous Darktown Poker Club. Their sponsor is Daniel Burtschi, manufacturer -of the Whiz car, need we say he is still a bachelor. Patricia McKeithan is the first woman presi- dent of Puny University. Also at the University is Iohn Smith, professor of Carnivorap and re- siding with him is his wife, Betty Miller. Gene Bone and Cloide Carruthers are famous track men at dear old P. U. They run the mile in l0???? We now arrive at the famous Silver Slipper, the elaborate night club of lohn Braun. The red-headed check room girl is none other than Betty Mahon. The all-girl orchestra is under the capable direction of Laurene Mabry. The songstress is the one and only beautiful Lois Wilk. 159:

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