Vandalia Community High School - Vandalois Yearbook (Vandalia, IL)

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I, Betty Mahon, will my sixth hour Assembly back seat To Anna Lou, who at talking can't be beat. I, lim Hilboldt, will my musical past To Bob Cox who on his tuba blows half mast. I, Norman Bass, will a pair of my shoes To Lavern Thompson who never has the blues. I, Iohn Mabry, will my Navy blues To lim Staff and Paul Thomas who can split 'em in two's. We, Laurene Mabry and Iune Squibb, will our Senior closet hooks 'I'o Iuanita Kidd and Suzanne Brooks. Elaine Greer leaves her sweet personality To Devea Strickland, a girl of vitality. To Dick Stombaugh from the south end Iohn Lee Smith all his girls does send. Doris Wade, hereby and herewith Leaves her unexcelled beauty to Iuanita Smith. Beulah Rhodes-considerate and kind, Leaves Willene Routh seriousness of mind. I, Charlotte Neathery, leave a sweet disposition For Helen Wangrow to secure a position. I, Fred Williams, leave curly black hair For Raymond Pummill to keep with care. I, Alberta Smith, leave all my A's For Bobby Walker the rest of his days. Bob Welch to Walter Wekhe will pass All his interests in Senior English Class. Ioy Wollerman leaves her estate To Dolores Wolff to share with her mate. Virginia Wilson leaves a little advice To Loren Mitchell on how to stay off of the ice. I, Pat McKeithen, will my love for Ioe To Mickey White who'll take it I know. I, Eugene Bone, will a copper penny To Paul Break and that girl, Edna Yenny. I, Dee Dee Metzger, leave my gay personality To Sharon Bass and Sally Mammen who have so much vitality. I, lames Gable, leave my quiet smile To Richard Minor and lack Metzger who are always thinking about style. I, Danny Burtschi, will my ability to cook To Dorothy Forbes and Melba Forehand who love a book. I, Donald Bone, will my silent nature To Betty Carson and Donna Isbell who are short in stature. Bob Blunt wills his ability as a poet To Iune Hobler who may be one and doesn't know it. Maxine Carpenter wills her jolly way To lean Curry and Margaret Daniels who are kind of gay. I, Wayne Cunningham, will my powers of speech, To Bill Hamer who thinks Ioyce is a peach. I, Bob Corless, will to these boys Dean Cearlock and Ralph Devall my poise. I, Donna Pacatte, will my lovely hair To Eddie Steinhauer to hang in a frame over his chair. I, Norman Wright, will to Marilyn Chappelear And Betty Dively my smile, a cure for any tear. e689

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I, Arlene Davis, will my seat by the assembly wall To Rozella Durbin to use next fall. I, Marguerite Low, will long-distance calls To Bonnie Chennisky after Bob leaves these halls. I, Marilou Crothers leave skill in art To Ruby Mears and Marilyn Noffsinger to fur- nish a start. We, lackie Persinger and Lois Wilk, leave our senior friendship To Lila Miller and Eleanor Oglesby and hope they achieve a good blendship. I, Bob Clark, will my chair in band To Bob Chandler who thinks girls are grand. I, lean Nicholson, will my love of the boys To Ruth Purtillar ,and Audrey G., who collect them like toys. I, Iim Merriman, will my truck-driving career To Dale Matheny and Tom McAndrew who can't tell the front from the rear. I, I.R. Morgan, will my youthful way To two lunior girls, loyce I-lammel and Pat Lay. I, Dot Lockart, will my matrimonial bliss To Ioyce Isbell and Edith Kirkpatrick who won't be a Miss. I, Paul Davidson, will my wad of gum To Eddie lones and Alan McCollum. I, Beverly Ricke will a pretty bow of mine To two lunior girls, Pat Roberts and Marilyn Rine. To Wilbert Meyer I, Mary Oary, Will my power to tell a good story. 1679 fl 1 vffrs-rrqwqr l, Alice Gross, leave my silent thought To Forest Thompson, for solitude unbought. I, Robert Harris, will my seat in Sociology To Eddie Chappelear, a whiz in any nology . I, Harriet Merriman, leave to my brother Wayne A box of aspirins to use after English Class to lessen the pain. I, Betty Roe, will my studious ways To Russell Murphy who will find that it pays. I, Bonnie Smith, will my dislike for attention To Evadean Carter, who is of good mention. I, Beatrice Krug, will my place in Glee Club To Betty Workman, who is no sub. I, Beulah England, leave my hair a wisp To Max Trexler, around his finger to twist. I, Charles Royer, leave my book-keeping to Iune Tippit Who I sincerely believe can whip it. I, lean Atwood, will my job of taking roll To Betty Brooks who is an efficient old soul. I, loe Boaz, will my glorious red hair To Geraldine Hoffman who lisps over the word spare , I, Iune Durdell, wil? my alto voice To lody S. who is my choice. I, Don Ervin, will my rule of the mass To Lyle Forbis who is a big one in his class. l, loan Le Duc, will my clarinet and case To lune Knebel who can set at a merry pace.

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PROPI-IECY In the year 1960, while doing some re- search work on cosmic rays at U. of I., a ray which had escaped from the lead chamber struck my head. Suddenly everything went completely blank, then a white space appeared, upon which was written Erutuf Eht. Then, as if by command, the space seemed to be mov- ing with scenes of persons I had known in high school. It is these scenes, that I am going to relate to you. Starting off I see the face of Vice-President of the United States Bass, with his staff includ- ing lean Atwood, his private secretary, and his press agent, none other than Wayne Cunning- ham, who could never go A.W.O.L. without getting caught. We go to a large ultra-exclusive fashion store, with owner, Miss Ioan Brown, giving in- structions to three of her models, Dee Dee Metzger, Ioan LeDuc and Doris Wade. The dresses were designed by Madamoiselle Croth- ers, the say-so of the fashion world. Nearby is Arlene Davis, a famous fashion editor on a newspaper published by Clarence Deverick, her husband. Then appears a scene showing the very pro- fitable corporation of Doering, Merriman, 6: Wright with Pastor Iohn Doering as the preach- er: Iames Merriman, the undertaker, and Nor- man Wright as the doctor. The wives of these three men are Shirley Cripe, Charlotte Neath- ery, and Alice Gross, respectively. Now the scene shifts to Hollywood where Bob Clark and his Hungry Ten are making a movie with Iames Gable, that great lover of women, and his co-star, Iune Squibb. One of the main camera men, Bob Corless and his as- sistant, Bob Harris, are shouting at Iohn Mabry, the stage manager, to prepare the stage for the famous love scene of Romeo and Iuliet. Also residing in Hollywood are Beulah England, now the wife of Bob Corless, and Iune Himes, the wife of Bob Harris. Elaine Greer has also been working in Hollywood at the Honk and Hol- ler, and has been chosen as the best waitress of l959. Now a radio station, WHEW, which is run by Howard Smith who finally married Alberta Smith, presents our next scene. A program is now on the air with Iohn Lester, as announcer, and starring foe Boaz, I. R. Morgan, Freddie Williams, and Charles Royer as the members of that famous Darktown Poker Club. Their sponsor is Daniel Burtschi, manufacturer -of the Whiz car, need we say he is still a bachelor. Patricia McKeithan is the first woman presi- dent of Puny University. Also at the University is Iohn Smith, professor of Carnivorap and re- siding with him is his wife, Betty Miller. Gene Bone and Cloide Carruthers are famous track men at dear old P. U. They run the mile in l0???? We now arrive at the famous Silver Slipper, the elaborate night club of lohn Braun. The red-headed check room girl is none other than Betty Mahon. The all-girl orchestra is under the capable direction of Laurene Mabry. The songstress is the one and only beautiful Lois Wilk. 159: