Van Wert High School - Excalibur Yearbook (Van Wert, OH)

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- David Hertel, a famed psychiatrist, retired after the hnance company confiscated his couch. Betty Hines had given a new idea to her brothers, so now the Heinz Brothers have 58 varieties instead of the monotonous 57. Loretta Huffine was enrolled in a night school on How to be a Model Farmer's Wife. Nancy Imler was voted Florence Nightingale of the year. Inez Jenkins and Tatiana Rouse were translators of the U. N. Assembly. Their most proficient language was pig Latin. Mary Jerome was first cornetist for the Marine Band. Dean Johns was president of Dean's Delightful Dozie Mattresses for which Bob Shupe was chief tester. Joanne Johnson, disappointed in love, had joined the French Foreign Legion. Alice Jones had a chain of drug stores. Her com- petitors found they couldn't keep up with the Jones. Ollen Jones was one of the Jones Boys, about which the whole town was talking. Bev Keipper made a fortune manufacturing Bev's Bubble Bath. Milo Kieth and Helen Mace had eloped to Madagascar where they were making a living running a frog farm. Beverly Kesler was made head waitress at Grace's CMeffordD Greasy Spoon. Eva Kesler was secretary of the Department of Li- braries of Ohio. Because of his great aversion to the female sex, Trav Kouts had withdrawn from society to become a hermit in the wilds of Ubangi. Barbara Lalonde published a book- How to Preserve, Not Pickle, Your Looks. Bob Lippi made a fortune in Spain teaching toreadors how to sing. Ronald Lowe reached the high position of manager for the Fort Wayne Daisies. Sharon McCollum and Kathleen Moore had never ceased arguing about the evaluation of Nabisco and Sunshine products. CWise up, Sharon. Signed-Kath leen.D Delores Martin was famous for her bubble dance done wit? new plastic bubbles that will not explode, crack. or ade. Jerry Martz bared the secret of his life in a startling 150-page expose-he was born. Carol Miller was running a glue factory in Colorado. She wanted to stay away from it all, and this helped. Ginger Miller was editor of Boy's Life , having had so much contact with the opposite gender. Stan Miller wrote a book on the rules of basketball, which dribbled for 1001 pages. Steve Moyer had received a patent on a new school seat with leather head-rests. Dan Murphy was voted as having the nearest lap in Ohio, Judith Nash gave Rise Stevens a run for her money. Judith finally got ir. The money, that is, Joy Preston wasrsolo cymbal player in Jim Yahn's famous Yahnnie's Yoglers of Melodious Melodies. Kay Preston Murray was selling bird whistles on the Alaskan Highway. Pat Prichard had her own show called Pat's Pet Peeve Program. Wells Purmort did research work for Dr. Kinsey. Joe Raabe invented a new foam rubber tilt-back lounge chair for choir rooms, especially designed for those who have tender backs. Sue Rager had her own All Ghoul Choir with Roxanna Smitley as soloist. Chuck Richey achieved his desire of becoming Dean of Women at Marysville, a fashionable institution for exceptionally talented women. Stan Scott was noted for having the largest gas station in the world. He had a total of 369 employees-all girls. Janet Shaeffer had taken Miss Armstrong's place as Master Mathematician. Joan Shook could be seen nightly at Binkey's Bar-B-Q, cleaning up on the slot machines. Shirley Speakman has quietly taken a back seat while her football star husband, Dan, proceeds to the top. Ben Spearman was scraping gum from the bottom of seats of Radio City Music Hall, having had so much experience at V.W.H.S. Ben Spieth was selling violets and hand-painted neck- ties on the corner of Main and Jefferson. Mike Spray was headed for Burp's Peak in his custom built rocket ship. John Stuckey and Francis the Talking Mule had col- laborated and were making a movie called Francie and Johnnie. Sandy Sullivan Baltzell was a private nurse to Dr. Pepper. Phil Tanner was buying all the peoples property after persuading them to leave the cities because of the hydrogen bomb. Shirley Tomlinson was editor of Merry Males' Mag. Bill Waldron was last seen arguing, as usual, about what an authority he is on American Government. Jack Waldron succeeded Cliff Clevenger and was the strongest advocator of depolluting the Town Creek. Joan Wells, world famous hypnotist, had recently married the Maharajah of Portugal. Martha Wermer and Mary Wermer had changed the name of their TV program from Who's Who to Which is Which. Lester Wisener has written a best seller- Money without Work. Margaret Young had created a new shoe that will make you three inches taller. Her theme song is When You and I were Short, Maggie. Shirley Zinsmeister was found in a secluded corner of Cairo charming her snakes with her clarinet.

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