Van Wert High School - Excalibur Yearbook (Van Wert, OH)

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L-...l Excalibur their spacious residence five miles east on the Pennsylvania Railroad. They have found that hav- ing the sky for a ceiling and cooking over an open fire is good f?J for one's health. Harriet Strother is the featured toe dancer with the Russian Ballet. John Stuckey is starring in his greatest movie, 'iThe Drunkardf' Lucille Tait is a well-known columnist writing her column My Nite for hundreds of the Nation's leading news- papers. This column has helped thousands find new sleeping enjoyment. Clark Terry is now asso- ciated with the law firm of Snodgrass, Snodgrass. Snodgrass, and Terry. Montella Thomas is known as Monty the Milk- maid and is the champion milker in Northwestern Ohio. She broke the record by one squirt, getting twelve per second. Violet Thomas is the Titian- haired Rider of the Plains. Not since the days of Calamity .lane has there been such a woman that could out-ride, out-shoot, and out-talk a man like Violet can. William Towsey has become a second Joe Louis and now holds the world championship. No one has been able to stand up more than two rounds with him, Linus Unterbrink is winner of the ABC bowl- ing tournament sponsored by Juanita Vaske's Vap- orized Vaseline. Competing with fifty other bowl- ers, he won the tournament by forfeit, telling the kids their mothers wanted them to come home. Margaret Wade is the instructor in wading at Van Wert's New DeLuxe Swimming Pool built by Frances Winhover's Jiffy Builders. They built it in two weeks and overlooked only one major detail-no water. Harley Walls is the director of the CCC Camp at Wasatch National Forest. Ned Walters has performed a great service to mankind. He has explained Einstein's theory of relativity. Cloyd Waltz's life illustrates how any ambitious boy can climb the ladder of success. Starting at the bottom he washed windows on the ground floor of the Empire State Building. Now he has reached the top of. his career, washing windows on the top floor. Mendell Webb is known in all the great in- dustrial centers as a manufacturer of baby rattles. .lack Weigle is using his one thousand acre ranch in Texas to raise fleas as a secret weapon against Japan. Permilla Wherry has retired from the world of pro-basketball to devote all her time to Peter Ann. .lr. Flash! Flash! It has just been discovered that Marjorie Wilkie's real parents are the King and Queen of Lapland, Dan Morris is now known as Prince Charming. Donald Wolf is leader of the most popular swing band of the day, The Boogie- Woogie ,live Five for Solid Senders on a Bender. Ronald Young is raising wheat to alleviate the food shortage on the roof of his Fifth Avenue penthouse. Theron Young has been with the Metropolitan Grand Opera Co. for the last five years. He moves scenery between acts. Charles Zinsmaster is using the experience he got in his four years as President of the class of '4-3. He is President of Van Wert's Sewerage Disposal Plant. Lois Zinsmeister married a millionnaire and is now taking in washings for a living. Now that Saint Peter has heard the records, what will he do with the group? We, Martha Remmy and Edith Raabe, are now fleeing back to the old n1aid's home to await his decision. If any generous person has some flea P.S. powder we could sure use it to an advantage. SENIOR SURVEY Best looking Senior Girl ........,.. Best looking Senior Senior Girl with the best figure ........... Senior Boy with the best physique ......... Senior Girl with the best personality ........ Senior Boy with the best personality ...... Best dressed Senior Girl ..........,.........,. Best dressed Senior Boy .......... Most bashful Senior Girl ........ Most bashful Senior Boy ,..... Boy .,.......,,,... Biggest Hwolfessi' ................,, Biggest wolf .....,..,.........,......... Hardest working Senior Girl ....., Hardest working Senior Boy ....... . Most popular Senior Girl ........... Most popular Senior Boy ..,..... Most friendly Senior Girl .......... Most friendly Senior Boy ............ . Senior Girl who is best athlete ....... Senior Boy who is best athlete ....... Girl most likely to get rich first ........ Boy most likely to get rich first ........ ...............,loan Mason ........Malcolm Brown .......,loanna Beemer ...,.......Jim Stoops ......Elizabeth lmler ..........Bill Collins ..........,....Helen Fox ...................Doyt Cox ,.,....Lois Zinsmeister .........Cloyd Waltz ...................Lois Sink Zeigler ........Helen Joan Gunsett ........Edward Frerricks ..,.....Bobbie Lou Allen ......Charles Zinsmaster Baer ......,..Howard Cobb .......Permilla Wllerry ..........Paul Bodkins Raabe ........Rodger Alspach

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