Van Wert High School - Excalibur Yearbook (Van Wert, OH)

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EXCALIBUIQ Gruen Guild Watches Thomas Jewelry Co. 209 East Main Street

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EXCALIIBUIQ MORE THAN A DEPOSITORY This bank is something more than a depository of funds. It is a place Where old friendships and associations are fostered and new ones are invited and formed .... a place Where certain ideals, principles and concepts of public service are followed. The Peoples,' is recognized as one of service and one of the strongest banks in this section, the total protection to depositors being over Four Hundred Thousand Dollars. Peoples Savings Bank VAN WERT, OI-IIO - ALL-AMERICAN ELEVEN Graham Crackers Selection. I have got one advantage over you still, said the horse as he looked at Keith Painter's Ford. XVhen I'm worn out, I can be worked up into Left End ,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,.,,.........,......, Locke of Yale canned beef and gum-drops and you can't. -X- Mr. Nott Cto Sociology classj: If I'm ever beheaded I want you to see that it's done by ma- chinery, and not by a man. Machinery is so much more sure. -X- Minister: Young man, do you attend a place of worship?,' Lawrence K.: Yes, Sir-I do. Er, er, in fact I'm on my Way to see her nowf' -X- XVike Hartzell: That bird Richleugh must have money. Gertrude B.: So must I. Introduce me, will you? -X- Pc.1nut', H.: 'My gal is so lazy she won't laugh when she hears a funny jokef' Ducky NV.: I-Iuh! That ain't nuthin'. My gal is so dog-goned lazy she won't ache when she'5 got a pain. -X- Red Stickney: Say, Tom, why do you always carry yeast around all the time? Tom DeWitt: For my school girl complexion, of course, and then, too. it raises dough. Left Guard ,,,,,,, ,,......... Bells of St. Mary's Left Tackle. ....... ,,..,,,, G irls of Manhattan Center ...., . ....... ,..,,,,,,... W estern Union Right Tackle ,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, P uft, Rice Right Guard Y..,.YY, .Y,..... S panish, Maine Right End ,.....,... ,,,,..,,,.,,,, D ee, Bates Quarter Back ,,,,,,, .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,. Darke, Brown Right Half ,,,.,,,,, ,,..,,,,,,,,....,,.....,....,,.... E lgin, Knox Full Back ,...e..,.... ....... G eorge, Wasliington and Lee -X- Author: This is the plot of my new story: A mid-night scene. Two bandits creep stealthily to- ward the house. They scale a wall, and force open a window. As they slip in the clock strikes one fi Thrillecl one fbreathlesslyj: Wliicl1 one? -X- Margaret Clark: So you sprained your ankle just as you were going by the Medical College. Wi15I'1,C that romantic? Martha H.: I should say not, it turned out to be a Woi1ien's Medical College. -X- Miss Smith fBiologyj: We will now begin naming the lower animals, beginning with John Allen. Om' I'I11mlrvil Eigbl

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EXCALIBUID LYE 'Il gg The ctoighuela Ilfg VAN WERT, OHIO HOME OF EVERYTHING IN CORRECT CLOTHES FOR THE MAN WHO CARES She: I feel as if I were in the arms of an angelf, He: Gee, and I thought I was getting to be a regular devil with the ladies. -X- Glen Bates: Did you ever try taking chloro- form? Galen Conley: No, who teaches it? -X- Mr. Katterheinrich: There's a person in this class who's making a fool out of himself. Now when he's through I'll begin. -X- TOOT TOOTERIN' A tooter who tutored a flute Tutored two tooters to toot. Is it harder to tutor two tooters to tutor Than tutor two tooters to toot? -X- Mary E. Barbour: Isn't Coach Klendworth the most absent-minded thing! Dozens of times I've seen him trying to light a match on the wrong end, Lee Gamble: Is that why he's bald? -X- Children Sing for WBZ, says a heacl-line in a Boston paper. This goes Castoria one better. -X- Every man has a right to be homely, but he doesn't need to abuse the privilege. THE CALL HIM- Gas Meter-because he just can't help lying. Dandruff-he was always falling on their shoul- ders. Babe Ruth-he's such a hard knocker. Flour-he's been through the mill. Canoe-he has to be bailed out so often. Egg Bearer-he's such a good mixer. Browning-his line is so deep. Pigeon Toes-he's always ready to turn in. Bread-he has a lot of crust. Puget-the sound he makes when he snores. -X- There was a hold-up in Chicago and Betty Stet- ler, a young stenographer, was grazed by a stray bullet. Thinking she was dying, she dictated a farewell note: Rush this to Harry, she whis- pered, My own true love, my last thoughts were of you. Carbon copies to Rosie, Gordon, and Vile. -X- Nott says: Think of the thrill of telling a stranger over the phone that you're out but if he has a message for you, you will take it and give it to yourself when you return. -X- LaVon Pierce: They say that scientists claim that each kiss shortens a girlls life ten minutes. Marcella Douglas: Heavens above, I'Ve been dead 300 years and didn't know it. Om' Hnndrerl Ten