Van Horn High School - Eagle Yearbook (Van Horn, TX)

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I, Pam Flores being of great mind and small body leave Gloria Rivera a free ride to the Grand Canyon so th she may study it's depth. I also will her a full year's membership of the Looking for Mr. Goodbar Gang. I, Debra Borrego, being of sound mind ff: body, will to America Melendez my soft voice so that she won 't yi so much. I, Nola Davis will Gina Ivy the ability to wheedle her Dad out of a new car. Her clunker has had it. I, Beth Conoly will Tina Ivy a water pik teeth cleaner to help keep her smile bright and shiny, for a who day. L Marcela Ortega being of sound mind and body do here by leave Olivia Montoya my so called Farrah Fawca hair so that the tradition may live on while the original Farrah Fawcett members depart from the halls of VH.H. I also will her a pair of my one and only pin-striped pajamas that Coach Curry so exquisitely designed for m I, Yolanda Urias, being of sound mind 62 body leave Linda Flores my incredible talent for not having a guil conscience if I don 't read a book for one whole day. I, Susan Cessnun, being of semi-retired mind, and skinny body do hereby bequeath Robbi Chuckles Floy my great sense of humor and a subscription to TEN EASY STEPS TO BETTER AND MORE MEANINGFL- JOKES. But, in case the jokes don't bring a laugh, I 'll have her picture blown up and hung in the halls. I al will Robbi my Texas ily swatter to fight off all the geese she calls everytime she coughs. I, Lulu Barrera being of sound mind and body, leave Gloria Rivera the ability to be able to hit the volleyb the ordinary way. I also leave her my laugh-at least I DON 'T FAKE it.! I, Tom Tyrrell, being of sound body and no mind, hereby will Ramon Sanchez two, yes two bottles of Tyle extra-strength to take after he hears Coach Curry's jokes on Friday. I also leave Ramon the gas to go to Spence to buy a laughing bag, so he can feel humorous. I, Fabian Nunez being of sound mind JZ body leave Jaime Reyna my number 7 number in order that he m get lucky with the girls, dc go out tv the levy with a girl and be spotted with a spot-light while making ou I, Richard Rose, being of sound mind and miserable body will Larry Morse my ability to run the mile in a desce time. I will also give him the ability to flirt with a girl and not letting them know. I, Lucy Ortega being of sound mind 62 body will Maria ICookiej Vidana the ability to learn to distinguish h own lane while driving down the street especially when its not her own automobile, also, while on the subject automobiles, the ability to make sure that her mind is in gear before her mouth is in motion. I, Norma Serrano, leave to Norma Balcazar the ability to come to school for Hve days in a row, and suf no ill effects. I, Paul Carrillo, being of sound mind and light body leave Joaquin Bustamante an alarm clock so that he c make it to school on time, and his own supply of tardy and absentee admission slips so that he can do his p to cut down on the work load in the ofHce. 58

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