Van Horn High School - Eagle Yearbook (Van Horn, TX)

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l, Floyd Ray Mullens, being of half-sound mind and Z-rated body leave Victor Shot-gun Butterfly Corrales my rope collection to tie Laura Santa Cruz down so she'll be less active. I, Stewart Watley, being of sound mine and body hereby leave Kerry Lewis the ability to be tall, A2 to eat more, so he can look like a senior next year. Also, the ability to play football and to pay-off the judges so Kerry can win a showmanship award. I, Snuffy Morris, will Luis Garcia my ability to play volleyball and softball. I, Mike McGill will Larry Morse my ability to pole vault, so he won't have to run the mile next year. I, Laura Santa Cruz, being of sound mind :Q body, leave Mercy Velasquez my Harlequin Romance Library, as well as, the ability to tell You know who certain things that she doesn't wish to tell. Finally, I leave her my research paper, which took a lot of time and effort. I, Carlos Urias, being of sound mind IQ body, leave Danny Rivera, the ability to cheat on Mr. Buchhorn's tests without getting caught. I, Margie Mendez, being of sound mind 62 body, leave Maria Mendoza the patience to put up with Curly , and the ability to strike him whenever possible. I, Jimmy De Anda, will to Ernie Fuentes the prestigeous title of The Mexican Trumpeteer , and a bottle of nasal spray. Also, I leave Ernie 850.00 to buy a new fender for his motorcycle. I, Margie Smith, being of occasionally sound mind A2 short body hereby will to Carol Massey my Trusty tennis racket Iminus the stringsj and my entire collection of flat, not-so-fuzzy tennis balls for her to train hard on all summer for next year's gruelling season. The will would not be complete without a copy of my latest book, entitled 1001 EXCUSES FOR THE OFFICE, a guide which Carol can use so that she'll have honest-to-goodness reasons for missing class. I, Laurie Lange, will to United States of America Melendez, the ability to be Percussion section leader, and my temper to go along with it, because you canlt have one without the other. I, Annette Wright, will to Teresa Johnston some of Pam Wood's ability to talk and talk and talk. L Wood Ham-it-up Hargis, being of questionable mind and unmentionable body, do hereby bequeath to Hu Cone-Head Hunger: 596 of my height, for obvious reasons, and 3072 of my well-known modesty so that next year when he Hnally gets on the all-star cast in ULL. One-Act Play Contest, the school won 't have to modify all its door frames for his head. I, Betty Fierro, leave Angelica Espudo a belt sander to sand-down her lipstick. I also lea ve her a book of hairstyles so she won't have to wear her ponytails. I, Susan Eubanks, being of sound mind tk body do hereby bequeath Pam Wood the common sense to know when she should refrain from voicing her opinions. I, Sylvia Ojeda, being of sound mind and body do hereby leave Yolanda DeAnda the ability to put up with Kello during her senior year, and also a book on volleyball so she'll be able to hit the ball where she wants it to O. 57

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I, Paul Carrillo, being of sound mind and light body, will to Fernie Leyva my BUILDING ENGLISH SKILL GRAMMAR Book so that he can learn other Interrogative pronouns besides whuuuuut? I also leave Fernie pair of ear plugs so that when Coach Curry tells jokes in Civics, Fernie can just smile, Believe me, Fernie, it worke for me. I, Delma Alvarado, being of brilliant mind and fair body, do leave Carmen Rodarte my inner, self-develope talent of playing hookey, and knowing when to come back. I, Toni Martin, being of decayed mind and squatty body, do hereby bequeath JoDella Dorthea Ruth Kite, m brand new set of World Book Encyclopedias to replace her over-used ones. I also leave her an application and six- yea scholarship to Harvard University. While anticipating attending Harvard JoDee will receive a E50 gift certi17cat to Dr. Thom McAn's Lessons in shoe typing. I, Harvey Mendoza, being of superior body and mind will to Joel Sanchez the ability to make up better lie in class, so people won 't have to listen to the same ones all the time, and some new shoes so he won't have t wear his tennis shoes with his dress clothes. I, Efrain Gonzales, being of sound mind and body leave Duane Toto Corrales a ticket down the yellow bric road to End the Wizard of Oz and see if he can give Duane a new nose. I, Dan Sawyer leave Duane Lomax my bent golf clubs so the trophy he wins next will be called the best loser' trophy . Duane can also have my holey jeans which got that way while I was filling a battery with acid at Loma Shell Station. Finally, I leave Duane my Datsun Pickup so that someday he may open a Datsun dealership in Lobo Texas. I, Justin, Gallo Miller, being of perverted mind and no-so-sound body, hereby bequeath to Roberto Ace Sant Cruz all the knowledge I have acquired in skipping classes, molesting girls, and general rabble-rousing. I also wil him all my charm, to insure he will never have another date as long as he's in high school. I, Mary Conoly, will Nikki Evans a new pair of boots to wear in place of the ones she stomped out at the wester dances. I, David Onate, hereby leave Levi Garlick the ability to be with the girl of his dreams, the ability to speak clearly, and not mumble, the knack of cheating and passing instead of studying and failing, and finally, I leave Levi m jokes, which he must give to Coach Curry, because without him, Coach Curry can 't make it through the year. I, David Onate, being of sound mind and beautiful body, leave Regino Nunez the ability to stop dancing al the time-not that dancing is wrong-dancing is beautiful, but with no music? L Scott Harris, bequeath to Kerry Lewis the ability to look people in their faces, even though he only comes to their knee. I also leave a hammer behind for all of Kerry's teacher so they can knock some sense into his head. I, Peter Bustamante, being of superior mind and short body will my brother Javier Bustamante my Track abilities so he can go around the track four times wihout getting dizzy. I also leave him my ability I never showed-to fool the teachers. Finally, I leave you my best ability to do nothing. 56

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I, Pam Flores being of great mind and small body leave Gloria Rivera a free ride to the Grand Canyon so th she may study it's depth. I also will her a full year's membership of the Looking for Mr. Goodbar Gang. I, Debra Borrego, being of sound mind ff: body, will to America Melendez my soft voice so that she won 't yi so much. I, Nola Davis will Gina Ivy the ability to wheedle her Dad out of a new car. Her clunker has had it. I, Beth Conoly will Tina Ivy a water pik teeth cleaner to help keep her smile bright and shiny, for a who day. L Marcela Ortega being of sound mind and body do here by leave Olivia Montoya my so called Farrah Fawca hair so that the tradition may live on while the original Farrah Fawcett members depart from the halls of VH.H. I also will her a pair of my one and only pin-striped pajamas that Coach Curry so exquisitely designed for m I, Yolanda Urias, being of sound mind 62 body leave Linda Flores my incredible talent for not having a guil conscience if I don 't read a book for one whole day. I, Susan Cessnun, being of semi-retired mind, and skinny body do hereby bequeath Robbi Chuckles Floy my great sense of humor and a subscription to TEN EASY STEPS TO BETTER AND MORE MEANINGFL- JOKES. But, in case the jokes don't bring a laugh, I 'll have her picture blown up and hung in the halls. I al will Robbi my Texas ily swatter to fight off all the geese she calls everytime she coughs. I, Lulu Barrera being of sound mind and body, leave Gloria Rivera the ability to be able to hit the volleyb the ordinary way. I also leave her my laugh-at least I DON 'T FAKE it.! I, Tom Tyrrell, being of sound body and no mind, hereby will Ramon Sanchez two, yes two bottles of Tyle extra-strength to take after he hears Coach Curry's jokes on Friday. I also leave Ramon the gas to go to Spence to buy a laughing bag, so he can feel humorous. I, Fabian Nunez being of sound mind JZ body leave Jaime Reyna my number 7 number in order that he m get lucky with the girls, dc go out tv the levy with a girl and be spotted with a spot-light while making ou I, Richard Rose, being of sound mind and miserable body will Larry Morse my ability to run the mile in a desce time. I will also give him the ability to flirt with a girl and not letting them know. I, Lucy Ortega being of sound mind 62 body will Maria ICookiej Vidana the ability to learn to distinguish h own lane while driving down the street especially when its not her own automobile, also, while on the subject automobiles, the ability to make sure that her mind is in gear before her mouth is in motion. I, Norma Serrano, leave to Norma Balcazar the ability to come to school for Hve days in a row, and suf no ill effects. I, Paul Carrillo, being of sound mind and light body leave Joaquin Bustamante an alarm clock so that he c make it to school on time, and his own supply of tardy and absentee admission slips so that he can do his p to cut down on the work load in the ofHce. 58