Van Horn High School - Eagle Yearbook (Van Horn, TX)

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I, Paul Carrillo, being of sound mind and light body, will to Fernie Leyva my BUILDING ENGLISH SKILL GRAMMAR Book so that he can learn other Interrogative pronouns besides whuuuuut? I also leave Fernie pair of ear plugs so that when Coach Curry tells jokes in Civics, Fernie can just smile, Believe me, Fernie, it worke for me. I, Delma Alvarado, being of brilliant mind and fair body, do leave Carmen Rodarte my inner, self-develope talent of playing hookey, and knowing when to come back. I, Toni Martin, being of decayed mind and squatty body, do hereby bequeath JoDella Dorthea Ruth Kite, m brand new set of World Book Encyclopedias to replace her over-used ones. I also leave her an application and six- yea scholarship to Harvard University. While anticipating attending Harvard JoDee will receive a E50 gift certi17cat to Dr. Thom McAn's Lessons in shoe typing. I, Harvey Mendoza, being of superior body and mind will to Joel Sanchez the ability to make up better lie in class, so people won 't have to listen to the same ones all the time, and some new shoes so he won't have t wear his tennis shoes with his dress clothes. I, Efrain Gonzales, being of sound mind and body leave Duane Toto Corrales a ticket down the yellow bric road to End the Wizard of Oz and see if he can give Duane a new nose. I, Dan Sawyer leave Duane Lomax my bent golf clubs so the trophy he wins next will be called the best loser' trophy . Duane can also have my holey jeans which got that way while I was filling a battery with acid at Loma Shell Station. Finally, I leave Duane my Datsun Pickup so that someday he may open a Datsun dealership in Lobo Texas. I, Justin, Gallo Miller, being of perverted mind and no-so-sound body, hereby bequeath to Roberto Ace Sant Cruz all the knowledge I have acquired in skipping classes, molesting girls, and general rabble-rousing. I also wil him all my charm, to insure he will never have another date as long as he's in high school. I, Mary Conoly, will Nikki Evans a new pair of boots to wear in place of the ones she stomped out at the wester dances. I, David Onate, hereby leave Levi Garlick the ability to be with the girl of his dreams, the ability to speak clearly, and not mumble, the knack of cheating and passing instead of studying and failing, and finally, I leave Levi m jokes, which he must give to Coach Curry, because without him, Coach Curry can 't make it through the year. I, David Onate, being of sound mind and beautiful body, leave Regino Nunez the ability to stop dancing al the time-not that dancing is wrong-dancing is beautiful, but with no music? L Scott Harris, bequeath to Kerry Lewis the ability to look people in their faces, even though he only comes to their knee. I also leave a hammer behind for all of Kerry's teacher so they can knock some sense into his head. I, Peter Bustamante, being of superior mind and short body will my brother Javier Bustamante my Track abilities so he can go around the track four times wihout getting dizzy. I also leave him my ability I never showed-to fool the teachers. Finally, I leave you my best ability to do nothing. 56

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MARGIE SMITH will go mentally insane when she learns that someone stuffed the ballot box in high school and she really never won Most Beautiful. MAL THOMAS will be the first student out of the class of '80' to become bald, since he failed in his attempts to invent a cream to prevent baldness for teenagers. RAYMOND TORRES will make a fortune from his new disposable diapers called Twinkies . TOM TYRRELL will make it to Broadway, only to find no speaking parts. CARLOS URIAS will open a new meat market in Van Horn called Urias and Daughter, located at Green Lakes. YOLI URIAS will be cashier, custodian, stocker, diaper-changer, bookkeeper, butcher's assistant, chief cook and bottle washer for Urias and Daughter's Meat Market. After mourning Steve Martin 's death, GEORGE VALDEZ will easily take his place on the Saturday Night Live Show. STEWART WA TLEY'S receding hairline will capture for him the lead in the Broadway hit The Bald Soprano at the age of 20. His brother, ALAN will serve as the young star's manager and body-guard. ANNETTE WRIGHT will be the tirst pediatric nurse to have half of the pediatric ward for her own children. Last Will and Testament of the Senior Class 1980 I, Linda Corralez, being of sound mind and body, will Linda Aumiller the ability to keep her mind off her boyfriend and also the ability to keep from staring at one thing for the remarkable record of half a second. I, James Earl Chivo Goatcher, the lst, being of no mind, and less body, do hereby bequeath to Tim lHuj Hunger my marvelous ability to ruin ski poles, drum heads, and peoples' nerves. I also will him one more year in high school, my purple carpet, and all the knowledge I have accumulated during the last fifteen minutes. I, Priscilla Barrandey, being of sound mind and so-called deformed body, leave to Alana Fay Munoz a life time supply of black felt-tip pens and plain white stationary, and the common decency not to use them. But if you must, then remember, it's box 152. I, Sylvia Ojeda, being of sound mind and body, leave Sandra Brown the ability to spend a weekend in Kent, and also, the ability to slip through doors like I do, with no problems. L Victor Nunez, being of sound mind and body, will to Javier Morales my basketball shoes and basketball, so he can practice on his game for next year. We, Israel Corrales and Ramon Torres, being of sound minds and bodies, leave Cass Luna the ability to crash into crow bars and survive, even when Ramon Torres is the pilot and George Valdez is the co-pilot. We also leave him a year's supply of Visine for his tomato eyes, and a bottle of Windex for his glasses. 55

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l, Floyd Ray Mullens, being of half-sound mind and Z-rated body leave Victor Shot-gun Butterfly Corrales my rope collection to tie Laura Santa Cruz down so she'll be less active. I, Stewart Watley, being of sound mine and body hereby leave Kerry Lewis the ability to be tall, A2 to eat more, so he can look like a senior next year. Also, the ability to play football and to pay-off the judges so Kerry can win a showmanship award. I, Snuffy Morris, will Luis Garcia my ability to play volleyball and softball. I, Mike McGill will Larry Morse my ability to pole vault, so he won't have to run the mile next year. I, Laura Santa Cruz, being of sound mind :Q body, leave Mercy Velasquez my Harlequin Romance Library, as well as, the ability to tell You know who certain things that she doesn't wish to tell. Finally, I leave her my research paper, which took a lot of time and effort. I, Carlos Urias, being of sound mind IQ body, leave Danny Rivera, the ability to cheat on Mr. Buchhorn's tests without getting caught. I, Margie Mendez, being of sound mind 62 body, leave Maria Mendoza the patience to put up with Curly , and the ability to strike him whenever possible. I, Jimmy De Anda, will to Ernie Fuentes the prestigeous title of The Mexican Trumpeteer , and a bottle of nasal spray. Also, I leave Ernie 850.00 to buy a new fender for his motorcycle. I, Margie Smith, being of occasionally sound mind A2 short body hereby will to Carol Massey my Trusty tennis racket Iminus the stringsj and my entire collection of flat, not-so-fuzzy tennis balls for her to train hard on all summer for next year's gruelling season. The will would not be complete without a copy of my latest book, entitled 1001 EXCUSES FOR THE OFFICE, a guide which Carol can use so that she'll have honest-to-goodness reasons for missing class. I, Laurie Lange, will to United States of America Melendez, the ability to be Percussion section leader, and my temper to go along with it, because you canlt have one without the other. I, Annette Wright, will to Teresa Johnston some of Pam Wood's ability to talk and talk and talk. L Wood Ham-it-up Hargis, being of questionable mind and unmentionable body, do hereby bequeath to Hu Cone-Head Hunger: 596 of my height, for obvious reasons, and 3072 of my well-known modesty so that next year when he Hnally gets on the all-star cast in ULL. One-Act Play Contest, the school won 't have to modify all its door frames for his head. I, Betty Fierro, leave Angelica Espudo a belt sander to sand-down her lipstick. I also lea ve her a book of hairstyles so she won't have to wear her ponytails. I, Susan Eubanks, being of sound mind tk body do hereby bequeath Pam Wood the common sense to know when she should refrain from voicing her opinions. I, Sylvia Ojeda, being of sound mind and body do hereby leave Yolanda DeAnda the ability to put up with Kello during her senior year, and also a book on volleyball so she'll be able to hit the ball where she wants it to O. 57