Van Horn High School - Eagle Yearbook (Van Horn, TX)

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MARGIE SMITH will go mentally insane when she learns that someone stuffed the ballot box in high school and she really never won Most Beautiful. MAL THOMAS will be the first student out of the class of '80' to become bald, since he failed in his attempts to invent a cream to prevent baldness for teenagers. RAYMOND TORRES will make a fortune from his new disposable diapers called Twinkies . TOM TYRRELL will make it to Broadway, only to find no speaking parts. CARLOS URIAS will open a new meat market in Van Horn called Urias and Daughter, located at Green Lakes. YOLI URIAS will be cashier, custodian, stocker, diaper-changer, bookkeeper, butcher's assistant, chief cook and bottle washer for Urias and Daughter's Meat Market. After mourning Steve Martin 's death, GEORGE VALDEZ will easily take his place on the Saturday Night Live Show. STEWART WA TLEY'S receding hairline will capture for him the lead in the Broadway hit The Bald Soprano at the age of 20. His brother, ALAN will serve as the young star's manager and body-guard. ANNETTE WRIGHT will be the tirst pediatric nurse to have half of the pediatric ward for her own children. Last Will and Testament of the Senior Class 1980 I, Linda Corralez, being of sound mind and body, will Linda Aumiller the ability to keep her mind off her boyfriend and also the ability to keep from staring at one thing for the remarkable record of half a second. I, James Earl Chivo Goatcher, the lst, being of no mind, and less body, do hereby bequeath to Tim lHuj Hunger my marvelous ability to ruin ski poles, drum heads, and peoples' nerves. I also will him one more year in high school, my purple carpet, and all the knowledge I have accumulated during the last fifteen minutes. I, Priscilla Barrandey, being of sound mind and so-called deformed body, leave to Alana Fay Munoz a life time supply of black felt-tip pens and plain white stationary, and the common decency not to use them. But if you must, then remember, it's box 152. I, Sylvia Ojeda, being of sound mind and body, leave Sandra Brown the ability to spend a weekend in Kent, and also, the ability to slip through doors like I do, with no problems. L Victor Nunez, being of sound mind and body, will to Javier Morales my basketball shoes and basketball, so he can practice on his game for next year. We, Israel Corrales and Ramon Torres, being of sound minds and bodies, leave Cass Luna the ability to crash into crow bars and survive, even when Ramon Torres is the pilot and George Valdez is the co-pilot. We also leave him a year's supply of Visine for his tomato eyes, and a bottle of Windex for his glasses. 55

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JAMES GOATCHER will take pole-vaulting lessons from Mike McGill, so he can learn to gripe and vault the same time. CORNELIO GARIBE Y will go into military service and bring honor to the metropolis of Van Horn. EFRAIN GONZALES will be hired by Fruit of the Loom to model their products. WOOD HARGIS will go to Hollywood to become an actor, but will go broke before hes offered parts commercials for tall men 's underwear with quick-drop seats. SCOTT HARRIS AND FREDDIE LUJAN will replace Mrs. B. and Mrs. Holtz as Home Ec. teachers at V Horn High School. MILE MCGILL will make-it to the Olympics in 1904, only to End they won 't have port-a-pits. TONI MAR TIN will be the only Doctor of Philosophy chopping cotton down on the farm-with her golf swin what else could she do? MARGARITE MENDEZ will become the strong, silent type, who will get things done-done slowly. HAR VE Y MENDOZA will be changing diapers, and Maria will be asking for a day off HARVEY MENDOZA will join the coaching staff of the Globe Trotters and teach ball hogging. VICTOR MENDOZA will become the live entertainment at the Van Horn Dairy Queen, giving Mel Tillis sti competitions. JUSTIN IGALLOI MILLER will open the Hrst radio station in Van Horn, Station Korn. CHESTER MORRIS will become the world's greatest bunny hop dancer. FLOYD MULLENS will be the first cowboy to win a can of Crisco and red shorts at a rodeo and say, sure makes riding easier. FABIAN NUNEX will become the fastest selliservice gas station attendant in Texas. VICTOR NUNEZ will invent a new detergent especially designed to remove stains from certain unmentionab athletic apparel-his expertise in this Held he owes to his years as manager at VH.H.S, SYLVIA OJEDA, the Original Munchie, will still be at Van Horn High School 25 years from now pourin quarters into the vending machine. The future will Hnd DA VID back in Hawaii operating a brown grass skirt factory, but one of his sewing machin will be reserved for Mrs. B's warm-up suit, unless he's late to graduation, too. LUCINDA OR TEGA will travel to Hollywood to enter Dolly Parton look-alike contest and unexpectedly wi With her million-dollar prize, she and Mercy will live happily ever after, nourishing their kids. MARCELA ORTEGA will become a famous comedian in El Paso night clubs. JUAN RI VERA, after 20 years of cruising around town trying to catch one dog, will become famous for h novel entitled THE HOUND OF HOUSTON STREET RICHARD ROSE will leave his high-paying job a HJZH and travel on his motorcycle to Needles, Californi to challenge Charles Atlas as the World's Champion Muscle Man. LAURA SANTA CRUZ will travel to the town of Iraan, Texas to rescue the hostages. DAN SA WYER will eventually plan for his future-but Michelle's future be in it? 54

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I, Paul Carrillo, being of sound mind and light body, will to Fernie Leyva my BUILDING ENGLISH SKILL GRAMMAR Book so that he can learn other Interrogative pronouns besides whuuuuut? I also leave Fernie pair of ear plugs so that when Coach Curry tells jokes in Civics, Fernie can just smile, Believe me, Fernie, it worke for me. I, Delma Alvarado, being of brilliant mind and fair body, do leave Carmen Rodarte my inner, self-develope talent of playing hookey, and knowing when to come back. I, Toni Martin, being of decayed mind and squatty body, do hereby bequeath JoDella Dorthea Ruth Kite, m brand new set of World Book Encyclopedias to replace her over-used ones. I also leave her an application and six- yea scholarship to Harvard University. While anticipating attending Harvard JoDee will receive a E50 gift certi17cat to Dr. Thom McAn's Lessons in shoe typing. I, Harvey Mendoza, being of superior body and mind will to Joel Sanchez the ability to make up better lie in class, so people won 't have to listen to the same ones all the time, and some new shoes so he won't have t wear his tennis shoes with his dress clothes. I, Efrain Gonzales, being of sound mind and body leave Duane Toto Corrales a ticket down the yellow bric road to End the Wizard of Oz and see if he can give Duane a new nose. I, Dan Sawyer leave Duane Lomax my bent golf clubs so the trophy he wins next will be called the best loser' trophy . Duane can also have my holey jeans which got that way while I was filling a battery with acid at Loma Shell Station. Finally, I leave Duane my Datsun Pickup so that someday he may open a Datsun dealership in Lobo Texas. I, Justin, Gallo Miller, being of perverted mind and no-so-sound body, hereby bequeath to Roberto Ace Sant Cruz all the knowledge I have acquired in skipping classes, molesting girls, and general rabble-rousing. I also wil him all my charm, to insure he will never have another date as long as he's in high school. I, Mary Conoly, will Nikki Evans a new pair of boots to wear in place of the ones she stomped out at the wester dances. I, David Onate, hereby leave Levi Garlick the ability to be with the girl of his dreams, the ability to speak clearly, and not mumble, the knack of cheating and passing instead of studying and failing, and finally, I leave Levi m jokes, which he must give to Coach Curry, because without him, Coach Curry can 't make it through the year. I, David Onate, being of sound mind and beautiful body, leave Regino Nunez the ability to stop dancing al the time-not that dancing is wrong-dancing is beautiful, but with no music? L Scott Harris, bequeath to Kerry Lewis the ability to look people in their faces, even though he only comes to their knee. I also leave a hammer behind for all of Kerry's teacher so they can knock some sense into his head. I, Peter Bustamante, being of superior mind and short body will my brother Javier Bustamante my Track abilities so he can go around the track four times wihout getting dizzy. I also leave him my ability I never showed-to fool the teachers. Finally, I leave you my best ability to do nothing. 56