Van Horn High School - Eagle Yearbook (Van Horn, TX)

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JAMES GOATCHER will take pole-vaulting lessons from Mike McGill, so he can learn to gripe and vault the same time. CORNELIO GARIBE Y will go into military service and bring honor to the metropolis of Van Horn. EFRAIN GONZALES will be hired by Fruit of the Loom to model their products. WOOD HARGIS will go to Hollywood to become an actor, but will go broke before hes offered parts commercials for tall men 's underwear with quick-drop seats. SCOTT HARRIS AND FREDDIE LUJAN will replace Mrs. B. and Mrs. Holtz as Home Ec. teachers at V Horn High School. MILE MCGILL will make-it to the Olympics in 1904, only to End they won 't have port-a-pits. TONI MAR TIN will be the only Doctor of Philosophy chopping cotton down on the farm-with her golf swin what else could she do? MARGARITE MENDEZ will become the strong, silent type, who will get things done-done slowly. HAR VE Y MENDOZA will be changing diapers, and Maria will be asking for a day off HARVEY MENDOZA will join the coaching staff of the Globe Trotters and teach ball hogging. VICTOR MENDOZA will become the live entertainment at the Van Horn Dairy Queen, giving Mel Tillis sti competitions. JUSTIN IGALLOI MILLER will open the Hrst radio station in Van Horn, Station Korn. CHESTER MORRIS will become the world's greatest bunny hop dancer. FLOYD MULLENS will be the first cowboy to win a can of Crisco and red shorts at a rodeo and say, sure makes riding easier. FABIAN NUNEX will become the fastest selliservice gas station attendant in Texas. VICTOR NUNEZ will invent a new detergent especially designed to remove stains from certain unmentionab athletic apparel-his expertise in this Held he owes to his years as manager at VH.H.S, SYLVIA OJEDA, the Original Munchie, will still be at Van Horn High School 25 years from now pourin quarters into the vending machine. The future will Hnd DA VID back in Hawaii operating a brown grass skirt factory, but one of his sewing machin will be reserved for Mrs. B's warm-up suit, unless he's late to graduation, too. LUCINDA OR TEGA will travel to Hollywood to enter Dolly Parton look-alike contest and unexpectedly wi With her million-dollar prize, she and Mercy will live happily ever after, nourishing their kids. MARCELA ORTEGA will become a famous comedian in El Paso night clubs. JUAN RI VERA, after 20 years of cruising around town trying to catch one dog, will become famous for h novel entitled THE HOUND OF HOUSTON STREET RICHARD ROSE will leave his high-paying job a HJZH and travel on his motorcycle to Needles, Californi to challenge Charles Atlas as the World's Champion Muscle Man. LAURA SANTA CRUZ will travel to the town of Iraan, Texas to rescue the hostages. DAN SA WYER will eventually plan for his future-but Michelle's future be in it? 54

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PROPHECY FOR THE CLASS OF 1980 DELMA ALVARADO will become the first Hve-star general of the Marine Corps made to resign due to the pitter-patter of little feet. ESABEL BALCAZAR in ten years will be shorter than she is today. She and her midget,' husband will have seven children named Snuffy, Happy, Doc, Grumpy, Sneezy, Bashful, and Dopey. MARIO BALCAZAR will one day own a new cotton gin, but because of the lack of fuel for his cotton stripper, we will find him in the Held using his cotton-picking hands. RAUL BALCAZAR in the near future will become a father and will spend his leisure time with his son or daughter learning the basics of how to walk. PRISCILLA BARRANDE Y will get her name in the Guinness Book of World Records as having the world's largest living hamburger buns. LOURDES BARRERA will become the first woman to win the Boston Marathon, after having been followed 27 miles to be sure she didn 't cheat. DEBRA BORREGO after having gone for so many years unheard,' will give up her soft voice and replace Gordon Soli as the World 's loudest commentator in Atlanta, Georgia. LAURIE BEARD LANGE will weigh 250 lbs, at the age of 25, because her 10 children will have left her shapeless. ROLAN BRE WSTER will clean up his leisure activities and begin an automotive partnership with Jeff PETER BUSTAMANTE will open a computerized track and Held health spa, for which he will use all female attendants. PAUL CARRILLO after training for body building, will win the Mr. Bill award. SUSAN CESSNUN will make millions with her nose, doing Dristan commercials. BETH CONOLY will be the next starlit to grace Studio 54. She will shake the floor with her new rock dancing techniques. So now you know why she is called one dance. MARY CONOLY can be found where the boys are, and she will be able to wrap them around her little Unger. ISRAEL CORRALEZ will make his mark in the movie industry as a stand-in for Frankenstein, after having been hit on the head so many times. ROSALINDA CORRALEZ will become the new Farrah Fawcett after having taken lessons from Marcella Ortega. NOLA DA VIS will sacrifice boys and dancing to devote more time for her scientiHe endeavors to invent a drug for no-calorie snuff JIMMY DEANDA will run for President of the United States. After losing, he will count the votes and still say I should have won. NORMA ENRIQUEZ SERRANO'S eyelashes will Hnally fall out under the weight of 25 years worth of mascara. Unfortunately, Eddie won 't allow her to use false ones. SILISAN EUBANKS will be the next Loretta Lynn, except that Susan will dye her hair blonde and will be toot ess. BETTY FIERRO will become a world heavy-weight miniature boxer. PAM FLORES will grow up to be 5 '5 tall and to weigh 150 pounds. KA TH Y FUENTES will be hired by the Dallas Cowboys as the tirst woman wide receiver. Her success will be due to all the practice she had tackling Weaver. 53

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MARGIE SMITH will go mentally insane when she learns that someone stuffed the ballot box in high school and she really never won Most Beautiful. MAL THOMAS will be the first student out of the class of '80' to become bald, since he failed in his attempts to invent a cream to prevent baldness for teenagers. RAYMOND TORRES will make a fortune from his new disposable diapers called Twinkies . TOM TYRRELL will make it to Broadway, only to find no speaking parts. CARLOS URIAS will open a new meat market in Van Horn called Urias and Daughter, located at Green Lakes. YOLI URIAS will be cashier, custodian, stocker, diaper-changer, bookkeeper, butcher's assistant, chief cook and bottle washer for Urias and Daughter's Meat Market. After mourning Steve Martin 's death, GEORGE VALDEZ will easily take his place on the Saturday Night Live Show. STEWART WA TLEY'S receding hairline will capture for him the lead in the Broadway hit The Bald Soprano at the age of 20. His brother, ALAN will serve as the young star's manager and body-guard. ANNETTE WRIGHT will be the tirst pediatric nurse to have half of the pediatric ward for her own children. Last Will and Testament of the Senior Class 1980 I, Linda Corralez, being of sound mind and body, will Linda Aumiller the ability to keep her mind off her boyfriend and also the ability to keep from staring at one thing for the remarkable record of half a second. I, James Earl Chivo Goatcher, the lst, being of no mind, and less body, do hereby bequeath to Tim lHuj Hunger my marvelous ability to ruin ski poles, drum heads, and peoples' nerves. I also will him one more year in high school, my purple carpet, and all the knowledge I have accumulated during the last fifteen minutes. I, Priscilla Barrandey, being of sound mind and so-called deformed body, leave to Alana Fay Munoz a life time supply of black felt-tip pens and plain white stationary, and the common decency not to use them. But if you must, then remember, it's box 152. I, Sylvia Ojeda, being of sound mind and body, leave Sandra Brown the ability to spend a weekend in Kent, and also, the ability to slip through doors like I do, with no problems. L Victor Nunez, being of sound mind and body, will to Javier Morales my basketball shoes and basketball, so he can practice on his game for next year. We, Israel Corrales and Ramon Torres, being of sound minds and bodies, leave Cass Luna the ability to crash into crow bars and survive, even when Ramon Torres is the pilot and George Valdez is the co-pilot. We also leave him a year's supply of Visine for his tomato eyes, and a bottle of Windex for his glasses. 55