Van Etten High School - Torch Yearbook (Van Etten, NY)

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ELASS WILL WE, THE SENIOR CLASS OF VAN ETTEN CENTRAL MHOOL, VAN ETTEN, IN THE COUNTY OF CHEMUNG AND THE STATE OF NEW YORK, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, ON THE PLANET EARTH, BEING OF UNSOUND MIND AND BAD MEMORY AND CON- SIDERING THE UNCERTAINTY OF THIS FRAIL AND TRANSITORY LIFE, DO THEREFORE MAKE, ORDAIN, PUBLISH, AND DECLARE THIS TO BE OUR LAST WILL AND TESPAMENT: FIRST: We direct all just debts and funeral expenses to be paid. SECOND: I, WANDA SWAGLER, will my curves to Lyle Thornton. I, ROBERT PALMER, will my love for everything to someone who doesn't love anything. I, EMILY GALLOW, will my quick temper to Virginia Yoxmg. I, KATHERINE NURSE, will my red hair to Patricia Drake. I, ALFRED ULLSTROM, will my corny jokes to Robert Anderson. I, IULIA PARKE, will my blond hair to Ioan Thorpe. I, VERONICA PRUCHA, will my flirty eyes to Diane Bachelor. I, WILLIAM HOUSE, will my love of God to James Cargill. I, IRENE VARGO, will my love for sports to some lucky kid. I, ELSIE WINQVISP, will my method of picking an argument to Bonnie Palmer. I, EUGENE EVERETT, will my ability to talk myself in and out of trouble to Louis Schutt. ' I, BERNICE HANVILLE, will my shorthand ability to Esca Hawken. I, JOAN LEONARD, will my quietness to Virginia Henderson. I, DAVID RUMSEY, will my hearty laugh to Richard Thornton. I, SHIRLEY FORD, will my business ability to Edna Porter. I, BEATRICE BOGART, will my long hair to Marian Barnes. I, THOMAS PETERS, will my mechanical mind to Robert Zobel. We, will the Ilmiors lots of luck in making their money as easily as we did but only make more of it. . LASTLY: WE HEREBY APPOINT THE SHMOO, SPARKLE PLENTY, AND ALLEY OOP, TO BE THE EXECUTORS OF THIS OUR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, WITH FULL POWER AND AUTHORITY TO CARRY OUT OUR WISHES3 HEREBY REVOKING ALL FORMER WILLS MADE BY US. SIGNED, .S WITNESSES: S I heyyy 20

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