Van Antwerp Junior High School - Yellow Jacket Yearbook (Schenectady, NY)

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TOM PETTIBONE 'S Pink Pills for Peculiar Piccolo Players, is providing relief for hundreds of sufferers, and ROGER BUTTERFIELD has been elected Chief Radiologist for John Hopkins Hos- pital, where ANN KIRKBY is head nurse and LINDA GRAY in charge of the Gray Ladies. Another bulletin! KENNY COYLE has at last photographed the long lost African Quagga. Now back to the news: Things are busy as usual in the world of business. KATHY GRIDLEY, Secretary to STEVE KESSLER, who is President of the First, Last and Always National Bank, announced that multi- millionaire uranium hunter, JOHN WATTERS, just deposited another million. MAUREEN CARTA, famous water skier is featured at JACK NOWELL'S Hotel Nowell on Miami Beach. This famous resort, where CAROL FINNAN has finally gone to live, was designed by EDWARD MORLOCK. Due to the over population of the western sector of our country, ROYAL WEST says, Go East, young man, by Royal West Express. CRAIG PRATT and KIT SMITH have formed a Kit do it yourself construction company Qfor those who like things well-plannedj and specializing in building CLYDE WAGONER and JOHN LINSCOTT'S curved coffins for curvaceous corpses. JANET FORSHAW is their professional mourner. PAUL OLSEN has bought a new line of trucks for his booming business of collecting garbage from platinum plated cans only, and MILTON DANKO and NED CABANISS have formed Trans- planet Airlines. In the field of cigarettesg in spite of the fact that JOHN BRADLEY is blowing smoke rings from the famous Camel sign, DICK CARRIGAN'S and DICK FARINA'S new product, Carina Cigarillos, is taking most of their business. ROSEMARY CONGDON, PAT SHERRY, ANDREA RAS and LINDA HARGAN report that their newly formed spelunking society is progressing profitably, as is ROGER GRIFFIN'S Sure Scuff Boot Polish. CHARLYN DEWALT is also the successful head of DeWalt's No Malt's Reducing Salon. And New York social belle, GEORGANN BENTLEY tells us that MAIUORIE BELLAMY has a thriving business babysitting for socialites' children, and CAROL NY E'S package mixes for cookies are being bought everywhere, as is Miller's Low Death Beer, brewed by JUNE MILLER. From ALBERTA KNAPP who gave up her long tresses for 5500, 000, we hear that GARY SCOTT is a traveling salesman for Ford used-cars, with GEORGE BAILEY. LILLIAN FRYE has now become President of Boiled Foods are Better, and BRYCE HUME swam circumference of Lake Michigan under water in his new frogman suit. In the world of show business, things have really been buzzing. The star-studded premiere of the The Anna Pavlova Story, starring DONNA SMITH who recently married John Jacob Jinglehimer-Schmidt, fthere's only one in the 'phone bookj was produced by MIKE LEVINE, and directed by SPENCER MORRISON. It was reported in full by ROBIN HOLT, who succeeded Louella Parsons as Hollywood's Gossip Editor. The crew included cameraman BOB MALLALIEU, sound technicians, FRED KUEHN, JEFFREY DENISON, and JOHN HUMPHREY, electrician, JOE ARAGONA, BOPPIE STEVENSON chief costumer, and make-up by the President and top model of Max Factor, SALLY SCOTT, and choreographer WAYNE WILSON. ARLENE PACIUNAS and POLLY and ANNA KARDASH star in the hit Broadway musical North Atlantic. SUE SIMS, chief instructress, and Judy Wagner, top coiffure model at JUDY MITTON and POLLY NORTON 'S modeling school tell us that the dance trio of NANCY MORRISON, CAROLE LYMAN, and LINDA SAUTER acquired their poise there. At the Metropolitan Opera House are GENE GALUSHA and LINDA VENDETTI in Carmen. In the orchestra we find pretty pianist MARY ANNE MARTIN, flutists ASHLEY LUKENS and BEVERLY RICE. BOB VILLANOVA who is first clarinetist for Benny Goodman's orchestra, and DICK STROM, originator of the St.rombone just guest-starred on the TV program MIKE COTTON and his Boll Weevils with SUSAN HAYES' One Girl Jazz Band and famous actress KATY SKELTON. DAVID RANDALL, Bob tells us, is star of his program, Spectacles. We also learn that WILMA ROSE, after consulting marriage counselor, JIMMY KALTEUX, just married Jack, in the pulpit, who's no shrinking violet. , TOMMY HAYNER, taking over for George Gobel, announced that his guest stars next week will be KERSTI HANTZON, star of Ice Capades, Judy La Grange, champion baton twirler, MARTHA TRACY and LINDA EDMONDSON, who just received trophies for talking continously for three days. The usual weather forecast from Washington was given by RONNIE WELPOTT.

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Class Prophecy And now for the news of the nation. First, on the national level, Secretary of State, LARRY PAINE, riding in his new sports car designed and driven by car enthusiast JOHN MAIUCCORO, went to visit Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, LARRY HEINEN, to talk about the recent dis- proval by DAVID BRUSH of Einstein's theory of relativity. Secretary of Treasury, NEDRA YULMAN, recently annormced that RICHARD WILLIG'S Super Self-Service Store has steak for only 25 cents a pound, A bulletin: BARBARA ANN OLSZOWY has been elected the first woman mayor of Marie Bird Land, and MARGY HENDERSON was given the key to the city. Ambassador to France, HELEN FRISK, announced that MICHELLE DE MARCO is assuming a top position in the French Foreign Legion. DON FORKAS, your newscaster, also learns that TOM TAYLOR introduced a bill in the Australian Parliament for the protection of the Koala Bear. Inthe sports world, ANITA RICCIO, sports editor of the Los Angeles Rain, announced that DEBBY ACTON, founder of Earthwalkers, all girl basketball team, managed by IRVING TOBACK, has won the professional girls' basketball trophy. GAIL DICKINSON, President of their Pep Club, received the prize in their behalf. GARY VANDERHORST, star of Oaties ads and HARVEY EKINS, sports columnist for the New York Times that POOKY CLOVER now heads, had dinner with GEORGE LORCH, President of the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Blonde Basketball Players, and his Secretary, JOAN KLINE, to discuss DENNIS DEGRAFF'S new record of striking out 267 consecutive batters for the Brooklyn Dodgers. They dined at LORRAINE Z.IELINSKI'S famous restaurant, Lorraine's Lus- cious La Sagna. - PAUL KORNACKI, water boy for SUSAN WARE'S I. S. Ware Stables said that Better Late Than Never, their most famous horse ridden by JAMES DUNCAN, had his mane braided in a new style for his next race. JOAN LAWRENCE and ROBERTA LEWIS were given a special citation by DICK SAUER, Pres- ident of the U. N. General Assembly, for their successful climbing of K-2 in the Himalayas, but JANET JACOB is still climbing Jacob's Ladder. MOLLY McCLURE and NANCY ROBINSON just won the giant downhill slalom and jumping championships, respectively, and Beth Tacy exhibits her five-gaited mare, Midnight Sun, in a fine example of Dressage at the Olympics. DICK BRAINARD and DICK ARTHUR have found a new instrument for timing their Rat Races, and MARION MONTGOMERY has been named Champion Rope Climber. In the world of science and medicine, PRISCILLA INNOCENT won the Nobel Prize for chemistry, and NORMAN FREDERICK has received a special award for his book, The Phenom- enal Observations of the Astrological Orbit of the Companion Star of Alpha Centauri. STEVE FRANK just invented a powdered mirror for people who want their reflections dif- fused, and IRENE LURIE has invented a perpetual motion machine fmuch to the grief of her former Science teacher, Mr. D. Flahive - she didn't tell him .the secretj. DAVID BURKE, famous glass blower, recently finished blowing a 201 inch lens for a tele- scope on top of Mount Vesuvius, and BILL LAMOUREUX, who started his long career as a news- paper boy, just received a patent for his automatic arm for throwing newspapers to front porches. It's guaranteed not to miss. CHARLES SANTORA and PETER FULLAM just demonstrated that man can fly without an air- planeg and again in the field of aviation, BOB GRIDLEY developed a wingless airplane, BARBARA KNAPP, Life's foreign correspondent, reported that ambassador to the Soviet Union, JOHN CANNING, at last proved to the Russians that Edisonofsky did Egg invent the electric light bulb. ROBERT GAERTTNER, on Seat the Press said that his friends, CARL GRUMAN found that grass could grow on Saturn's second ring, and JON BRODERICK has grown the first successful palm tree on Mars. DOUG ENGLERT has invented push-button elevator shoes, and RONNIE SAUTER has dis- covered Dr. Sauter's Liquid Tooth Powder, while ALAN TOBEY tops them all with his fabulous Texadust powered gasoline. CLIFF MAHONEY also has a new discovery on the market. It is Ebony Soap, 99 4.5! 100010 rockg it sinks! PAUL SHELDON received a reward for being the first man to count the cells on the left foot of a duck-bil.ledtP1atypus. This naturally is an important scientific discovery.

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Some late news just came in. The new country Zieniukia, named after famous WALTER ZIENIUK, has just presented a gift flag made by GEORGE FRITSCHLER and GEORGE FLAGG to the U. N. And now back to the stars: BOB TAYLOR takes over for the movie actor of that name, and PAUL SCHWARZ doubles for another famous Schwartz in the filming of Ivanspade which also features FRED SKELTON and DICK SUTTER'S acrobatic team, JANET SILVERMAN as Rebecca, and another beautiful star as Rowena. ABBY BERNSTEIN and SANDRA LANOUE produced and directed this fine picture, we learn from telephone operator IEANETTE BARDIN, who is one of their friends. On the fashion scene we find designer BARBARA BROWN recommends Nat's Hats to keep out bats made by NATALIE DICERBO. CATERINA VILLANOVA and BARBARA WRIGHT are the heads of a company for making pink motorcycle booties for babies which were photographed by ALIX ROCKWELL 'S and BETTY DORAN 'S Studio. PAT HILL, professional dog-walker for Phaedeaux, SUE BRAND'S pooch, says she advises NANCY BEGLEY and LUCY BELLAMY'S fur styling salon. Their motto is, We primp your plump poodles pleasingly. ELAINE POLLOCK'S new Stream Cold Cream and IEAN HAYNER'S Black Rain Shampoo for people who still have dark hair have revolutionized women's appearances. In the field of education and literature, WAYNE GREEN has just been awarded his Ph. D. -- Demolisher of Philosophy. CLARA FLEISCHMANN, child psychologist, proved that Johnny can read if taught by LYNNE DEHOLLANDER'S method. SHIRLEY HANS, head librarian at the Library of Congress, tells us that PHYLLIS SAVAGE who is supposed to have worked with her, is still crossing the river with missionaries in India. The busy clubwornan, NANCY LAYMAN, and the year's most versatile person SALLY SHEEDY, tells us that important contributions to education have been made by kindergarten teachers, SALLY FREIHOFER, and Harvard's Home Ec Professor, SYLVIA COHEN. JERRY CZECH has written a book called The Birds and Butterflies, which is on the best-seller list. EMILY BAXTER, director of Ding Dong School, isn't so sure she approves of JOANNA BUR- GER'S pamphlet, The Tricks of Inconspicuous Gum Chewing. This is the story on this fine June day in 1976. Tune in tonight at eight for the next news- cast. 'Till then, good evening. May Fete of 1947