Valparaiso University - Beacon / Record Yearbook (Valparaiso, IN)

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Selling cosmetics at Woolworthts hard On your feet? A June to Sept. 0f frothy pink And apricot-peach reviloux cc - - Make a penetrating analysis ofJohn 5:18 seem ' ' ' StUdylng IS fine Like four coffee breaks If you k66p it in In a row without the girls. GI'S CCtiV6 With th6 Academics, the lesser of many evils p p As long as it includes WeeJuns Other reasons for coming And sleeping til noon on Thursday and Tuesday here . . . ,9 And an occasional trip to the Phi Delt house. EREHSE

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Academics Is what you have to come here for. And if youire inclined, A purpose which can easily be Subverted; And often with a bit of prodding From the establishment. Registration for instance. Or should we say the administrationis Dante-like Conception 0f purgatory With lines of long-faced students Trodding hypnotically from the Union to the gym to the registraris office To the gym, ad infinitum, With each department working Its own particular tortures On those poor souls who couldn,t Con their way into pre-registration.