Valparaiso University - Beacon / Record Yearbook (Valparaiso, IN)

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939 PUBLISHED BV TI-IE STUDENT CCDUNCII. CDF VALPARAISO UNIVERSITY, VALPARAISO, INDIANA

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Frcmlq 0 EIli0tt,Pl1.D By Thy sTripes shalT Thou be known. Twinkling, blue-eyed, soTT- spoken Dr. EllioTT laughed. My wiTe? Well, now, you embarrass me. I can'T seem To remember iusT whaT she looks like. lT's The characTer ThaT counTs. We agree and nominaTe: Dr. EIlioTT, he who mosT Tills The shoes oT Dean F. V. Kroencke. He likes To pro- duce sTudenTs and leT Them docTor him. He admonishes all The coming docTors To give Their TirsT Tee Tor a major operaTion To dear old Alma Mammy. WanT a Talk? Any Time you have Tour hours To spare you won'T regreT iT. STudes and Tish, They Take To EIlioTT. He likes To Tish To geT away Trom The sTudes. ConTrary To Tall Tales, his biggesT Tish was noT his biggesT Thrill. The Thrill goes To a Three and a halT pound bass caughT wiThouT a landing neT. Oh, iT was simple, Twinkled The EllioTT. JusT Tipped side of The boaT and The Tish slid in. Dr. EllioTT di iT ThaT The Tish Took a while To decide To slide. The ' is also baTs on spiders. Has idenTiTiecl arThropods Tor auw, BuTler, The STaTe onservaTion DeparTmenT Tr urkey Run STaTe Park, and ICATICDINI Purdue, would like To collecT all The various Types OT spider ' Tho UniTed STaTes, is classed wiTh The Top dozen spide oriTies in The counTry. The EllioTT also collecTs memb sg presidenT oT The Indiana STudenT HealTh AssociaTi ' 938-1939, member oT The execuTive commiTTee in I nd I937, presidenT oT The local Kiwanis Club, memb e Indiana Academy oT Science, Tellow in The Ame' AssociaTion Tor The AdvancemenT oT SocieTy, me o The NorTh American Ecological SocieTy, member oT e UniversiTy CommiTTee on Admission and Degrees, member OT The CommiTTee oT Curriculum and EducaTional Planning.